Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola: Waah, Kya Maal Hai.
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli: Maal To Jhakkass hai,
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.

Bacha Chest pe hath rak k pen uthne k liye jhuka.
Baap: Chest pe hath kyu rkha?
Bacha: College me madam bina hath rakhe juki thi to fefde bahar aagaye.

Lali Boli Lallu se, Lallan Laaya Tha Laalu ki Shadi pe, Laal Laal Lifafe Mein Laddu.

कुबेर भी अगर आय से ज्यादा व्यय करे, तो कंगाल हो जाता है
संसार में न कोई तुम्हारा मित्र है न शत्रु तुम्हारा अपना विचार ही, इसके लिए उत्तरदायी है
भगवान मूर्तियों में नहीं है.आपकी अनुभूति आपका इश्वर है.आत्मा आपका मंदिर है.

Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Aayi hai diwali dekho.
Sang layi khushiya dekho.
Yehan wahan jahan dekho.
Aaj deep jagmagate dekho.
Happy Diwali.

Na Pyar, Na Yaar,
Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,
Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,
Na Chander Mukhi, Na Paaro,
Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.

Ek Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
Ek Admi Ne Kaha: Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai?
Pathan Gusse Se: Chup Ho Ja Bevkoof, Warna Makhiyaan Aa Jayengi.

Kiss Karne Se Pehle Baat Cheet Karein
Kiss Karne Se Pehle Mouth Freshner Ka Use Karein
Unki Taarif Mein Kuch Kahein
Apne Partner Ka Suggestion Lein

Holiday, birthday, or Valentine's Day, gifts are an important aspect of many a dating relationship.

Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R),
Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K),
Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G),
Obama eliminated Osama (O=O),
Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)?

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.

You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,
Wealth and prosperity in your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Kapil: Yaar Teri Aur Teri Wife Ki Jodi Toh Ram Sita Ki jodi Hai
Gest: Kahan Yaar use Na Koi Ravan Utha Kar Le Jata Hai
Na Hi Vo Dharti Main Hi Samati Hai

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

BREAKUPS Aren’t Always,
Meant To Make Up,
Sometimes They Happen To,
Give You A Chance To WAKE UP.

धृतराष्ट्र : मैं बहुत खुश हूँ प्रिये, तुमने मुझे 100 पुत्र दिये।
गंधारी: ये संभव ना होता स्वामी, अगर आप अंधे ना होते।
धृतराष्ट्र: क्या मतलब ? क्या ये सौ पुत्र मेरे नहीं हैं तो किसके है?
गांधारी: क्या पता? मैनें भी ते आखों पर पट्टी बाँध रखी है !

Rajnikant participated in 100m race and obviously came first.
But Einstein died after watching that because,
LIGHT came Second.

Advise of a dentist,
Treat your girlfriend,
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it &,
Changed it every 3 months.

Wear clothes that make you feel good.
New clothes always help - but if not new, be sure they're clean, pressed, and fit well - or if that's not your style -
Be sure they fit whatever way makes you feel the most comfortable and still look presentable.

If i reached for ur hand, will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go 4 ur lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart, will u love me?