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Knowledge is being aware of what you can do. Wisdom is knowing when not to do it. ~Anonym
Your problem isn't the problem. Your reaction is the problem. ~Anonymous
You can do anything, but not everything. ~Anonymous
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Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?
Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi.
Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai, please chhudwa do.
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Mai ek khilona hoon aur,
WOH uss bachche ki tarah hai.
Jise pyar to hai mujhse,
Magar sirf khelne ki had tak.
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Sardar to his wife during honeymoon, bolo priye kya gum hai.
Wife, load jyada hai aur voltage kam hai.
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Funny Husband to his Sexy wife: Darling, there is no bleeding
Sexy Wife: sale, tune mere andar kya koi goli Mari thi?
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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
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Santa ko 20 Saal Baad Bachha hua, Wo Udaas ho gaya.
Kyo?
Ans-Saala 20 Saal baad bachha hua, Wo b itna sa
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Santa ek din ek nurse ke saath sex kar raha tha.
Nurse chillai ki dard ho raha hai.
Santa: "Sali, khud wahan injection lagati hai jahan soorakh hi nahi hai, aur tujhe soorakh mein dard ho raha hai"
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A lady walking on road,
Chatting on whatsapp,
With her left b**b open.
Policeman: ye kya hai?
Lady: O shitt, munna to bus me hi reh gaya.
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If you make instant coffee with hot water, all you're getting is a wake-up call. Use milk, and you've got cafe au lait--along with insurance against osteoporosis from the calcium and vitamin D in the milk.
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Boy: Tune mujhe koi loan dia tha kya??
Girl: Nahi to, Kyu?
Boy: Pata nahi kyu teri taraf interest badta hi ja rha he.
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Ae KHUDA ab to andhero me ujala kar de
Hausla dekar samundar ke hawale kar de
Hum sab dost wo moti hain
Jo bikhre huye rahte hain
Guzarish hai hum sabko dhagon k hawale kar de.
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जहाँ जाइये प्यार फैलाइए। जो भी आपके पास आये वह और खुश होकर लौटे।
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जहाँ जाइये प्यार फैलाइए। जो भी आपके पास आये वह और खुश होकर लौटे।
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Chintu: Papa What-s the Difference Between
Mother-s Tears & Wife-s Tears?
Father: Mother-s tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife-s Tears Affect your POCKET.
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Kamyabi badi nahi paane wale bade hote hai.
Zakhm bade nahi bharne wale bade hote hai.
Itihas k har panne p likha hai.
Dosti badi nahi nibhane wale bade hote hai?
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Kapil: Soch raha hun USA ghoom aaun, Free Me
Shahrukh: Free me kaise?
Kapil: ab sochne ke bhi paise lagenge?
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Zaruri nahi u handsum dikho, bt SMART dikho, uske liiye apni dresing style change karo, apni haire style change , apni chalne ki style.
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Girl To Her Blind Boyfriend:
Kash Tum Dekh Sakte Main Kitni Khubsurat Hu.
Boy: Itni Khubsurat Hoti Toh Kya Aankh
Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chhod Jate Kamini Andha Hu Pagal Nahi.
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Kis hadd tak jana hai ye kaun jaanta hai,
Kis manzil ko pana hai ye kaun janta hai,
Dosti ke do pal ji bhar ke ji lo,
Kis roz bichad jana hai ye kaun janta hai.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain
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Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
jhalak dikh laja,
jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai
ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja..
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Santa ne Dariya me dubte huye 1 aadmi
ko bachaya or Thodi Der Baad Dobara Phenk diya
Banta- Q?
Santa-Kahawat h yar NEKI Kar, Dariya Me Daal.
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Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota hai?
Batao kya hota hai?
Nahin malum?
Abey nalayak Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hai..
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Daily:
1 Apple… No Doctor
1 Tulsi Patta… No Cancer
1 Nimbu… No Fat
1 Glass Milk… No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water… Skin Saaf &
Daily Whatsapp… No stress, Mood fresh
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Bechaare Papa
Pappu: Mom, Aap blouse mein paise kyun rakhti ho?
Mom: Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale
Pappu: Mom aap bhi na, bechare papa roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rehte hain
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Make sure you mean it. If you're not ready to go there yet, that's fine. But, be sure to switch that "I love you" for a really good "You know how special you are to me?" or a "I like you so much; I'm a really lucky guy.
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First impressions matter, yes, but so does comfort. Don’t wear heels to a picnic date.
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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho,
aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho,
har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.
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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai.
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can not sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry
I did not knew u had a prescription.
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Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai, Kabhi kabhi pyar men bewafai hoti hai, Hamare taraf hath badha kar to dekho, Pata chalega k dosti men kitani sacchai hoti hai.
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A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!
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My Heart Was Taken By You… Broken By You… And Now It Is In Pieces Because Of You.
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Pyar me meetha dard mila ye bahut hai
sapno ko nai disha mili vo bahut hai
pyar pura hua ya adhura baat yeh nahi
pyar karne ka mauka mila vo bahut hai?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!!!
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This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going to change more in the next 10 years than it has in the last 50.
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The 32-lane toll plaza that was located at the Delhi-Gurgaon border in the route of the Delhi Gurgaon Expressway was unique to India. The 32-lane Gurgaon Expressway toll plaza was not only India’s largest toll plaza but also the biggest in Asia! Sadly, it no longer exists but it was a sight when it did!
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Port Maduravoyal Elevated Expressway will be the longest elevated expressway of the country with a total length of 19 km. It's under construction in Chennai with Maduravoyal Grade Separator or Maduravoyal Junction at the intersection of National Highway 4.
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Boy n girl dono hath me hath daale garden me baithe the.
suddenly ek bachchaa aya or bola. bhaiyaa kal wali didi hi mast thi.
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What is an exception?
An exception is an event, which occurs during the execution of a program, that disrupts the normal flow of the program s instructions.
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What are your strengths and weaknesses?
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Movies approximately make five times more from video sales than ticket sales
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
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