STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Sweetest kiss-On the 4head
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks
Most romantic kiss- On the lips
N the hottest kiss
On d bike's silencer!
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"
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Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!
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Aap Ki Padosan Agar School/College Jane Ke Liye Nikal Rahi Ho To Aap Unke Sang Hole Aur Unse Baat Karte Hue Aap Bhi Jaye. Aisa Continue 3 Dino Tak Kare Aur 4th Din Mat Jana, Wo 5th Din Aapse Jarur Puchegi Kal
Kyu Nahi Aaye. Aur Iss Tarah Mulakat Se Aap Use Pata Hi Lenge.
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An idea can change ur life but a woman can change ur IDEA…
So always change women to change ideas…
What an IDEA SIR JEE…
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Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband:
Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?
Husband : I tried but she slapped me.
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Unse Hamesha Achche Dress Me Hi Mile, Yaad Rakhe Aap Ko Bhi Attractive Dikhna Padega.
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Ladkiyon Ko Good Personality Wale Ladke Bahut Achche Lagte Hai, Issliye Koi Achchi Si Gym Me Exercise Kar Apni Body Ko Attractive Banaye. Isse Ladkiyan Aapko Dekhte Hi Impress Ho Jayengi.
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Kapil : Tu itna bada ho gaya hai ,
aur abhi tak tujhe daadhi-mooch nahi aaye ?
Naukar : Main bilku apni Maa par gaya huun !
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Nafarat Aap Se Koi Kar Nahi Sakta Aapki Dosti Ka Karj Koi Bhar Nahi Sakta Dil Ke Sabse Karib Hai Aapki Dosti Aapse Pyara Dost Koi Ban Nahi Sakata
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Sukoon ban kar dil me utar jayenge, mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijiye, door hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge.
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Dil ke karib aake wo jab dur ho gaye.
Sare haseen sapne chur chur ho gaye.
Hamne wafa nibhayi to badnamiya mili.
Aur jo bewafa the wo mashur ho gaye.
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Why did American Commandos Kill Bin laden Instead of Catching him Alive?
Because
America Doesnt Have fund to Provide Comforts to Laden as India Has for Kasab!!
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Good friends are like White color, you can add any color in to it and it makes new color… But by adding any color you can’t make white color.
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Aapka Aashiyana Dil Me Basa Rakha hai,
Aapki Yado Ko Dil Se Laga Rakha hai,
Pata nhi yaad Aapki hi kyu Aati hai,
Jabki dost to Humne Auro ko Bhi bana Rakha hai.
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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao!
Wife: Kyu?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana
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Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls
Bcoz
If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC
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Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Jaate Hai,
Mile to Mulakat Ban Jate Hai,
Bichhre to Yaad Ban Jate Hai,
Aur Jo Dil Se Kabhi Nahi Jaye,
Wo Kuch Log Jine Ka Ek Bahana Ban Jate Hai
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Ishq Ne Hame Rone Bhi Nahi Diya,
Gum Ne Hame Hasne Bhi Nahi Diya.
Ruth ke Jab Yaad Aayi Tumhari To,
Nind Ne Hame Sone Bhi Na Diya..
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Do u know,
what i say,
what i think,
what i feel,
what i wish,
U want to know?
I MISS U SO MUCH
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Pagal hain wo log jo larkiyon ko MISS karte hain,
Karna hy to Machhar ko miss karo,
Jo khud aakar KISS karte hain.
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Current emotion: i need Money…!!!!!
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Accident dekhne per expressions
USA- O My God
Pak- Ya Alla
Africa- O La La
Aussie- Got a Hit
Indian- Salle aur chala tej
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Wife: Main driver ko naukri se nikal rahi hoon, aaj marte-marte bachi hoon
Husband: Please use ek aur mauka de do!!
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Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
On d bike’s silencer. GM :)
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Biwi (Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimag Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho?
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If people are trying to bring you down, it only means that you are above them.
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Bad-Qismati Ki Inteha:
Main Dunya K Sab Se Pyari Insaan Ki Kiss Karna Chahti Hon.
Lekin,
Mere Hont Mere Gaalon Ko Chhuu Nahi Sakta Oooopzz.
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Ishq karne ka ye anjam paya hai … wah wah
Ishq karne ka ye anjam paya hai …
Haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai!
Hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO, KISI KA Aashiq AAYA HAI!
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Some girls be like, "Ohh God, If I don't change
my DP regularly, people will forget me".????
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*Calls Vodafone Customer Care*
Call connects
Cust Representative: Hi I am Rashmi & I have boyfriend. How can I help you?
*Disconnects*
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Kapil ne
JOB k 1st din Computer pe 11 ghante guzare
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Boss khusi se: Good..
Aaj kya kiya
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Kapil: Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lagi thi
Wo sahi kar di..
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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
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Agar koi hume accha lagta hai to accha wo nahi hum hai…Aur agar koi hume bura lagta hai to bura wahi hai Kyunki hum to achche hain na…
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Ek cheenti auto mein baithi.. aur ek per bahar rakha..
Driver: Madam per andar kar lo
Cheenti: Nahin, mujhe haathi ko laat marni hai..
Saala kal aankh maar kar gaya tha!! :-D
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Boy To A Doctor: My Gf Is Pregnant Bt I Used Protection
Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno,
Ek Shikari Ek Din Gun Ki Jagah Umbrella Le Gaya,
Achanak Lion Samne Aaya To Usne Umbrella Ka Handle Khicha Aur Fire Kiya,
Lion Wahi Mar Gaya..
Boy: Ghantaa...!
Kissi Aur Ne Goli Mari Hogi..
Doctor: Exactly…!!
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Tute patte ka dard uski shakha se puchiye,
Dharti ki pyas barsat se puchiye,
Yaad karte hain hum aapko kitna,
Ye hum se nahi aap apne aap se puchiye
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Dil todna humari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe…
Dil me basa ke hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi..!!
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Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --
1. China kis Desh me hai ?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
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Boy to jyotishi.
BOY-Meri koi GIRLFRIEND kyon nahi ban rahi hai..?
Jyotishi- kaise banegi?
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KUNDLEE me SUKH HI SUKH likha hai.
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Wo kaunSa Department hai Jisme girls Kaam Nahi kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT:girls ka Kaam AAG Lagaana hai,Bujaana Nahi..
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संता का पड़ोसी मर गया। वह उसके घर गया और पूछा- बॉडी आ गई क्या?
तभी ऐम्बुलेंस बॉडी लेकर आ गई।
संता बोला- लो बताओ, कितनी लम्बी उम्र है!
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बंता (संता से)-मैंने शन्नो से वादा किया था कि मैं उसके लिए कोई भी तकलीफ सह सकता हूं, यहां तक कि नरक की यातनाएं भी झेल सकता हूं।
संता (बंता से)- तो फिर, तुमने वो वादा निभाया।
बंता- हां, मैंने उससे शादी जो कर ली।
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संता: अगर सरकार ताजमहल के अन्दर पान और गुटखा खाने कि अनुमति दे दे तो। बंता: कसम से ये गुटखा खाने वाले ताजमहल को लालक़िला बना देंगे।
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