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Girlfriend Thodi Kam

Student Tto God: Hazaaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Thi
Agar Pass Kar Deta To Kya Baat Thi
God: Girlfriend Thodi Kam Banata To Kya Baat Thi
Kitaabe To Saari Tere Paas Thi

Jan,15 2016
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Rukh Mod Do

Takdir Aur Hawa Ka Rukh Mod Do
wah wah
Takdir Aur Hawa Ka Rukh Mod Do
ACP Pradyuman Ne Kaha: Daya, Ye Darwaza Tod Do

Jan,15 2016
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Girlfriend Ka Kutta

Friend1: Why Do You Break Up With Her.
Friend2: Mujhe Kutta Kutta Kahti Thi Or Apne Kutte Ko BABU.

Jan,15 2016
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Neechey Hoti Hai

Madam: English Mein kKamar Ko Waist Kyun Kehtey Hain..
Brilliant Santa: Kaam Ki Chiz Toh Uskey Upar Aur Neechey Hoti Hai.
Beech Mein Kamar Toh Waste Hi Hoti Hai Na.

Jan,13 2016
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Dimag Kharab

Rajnikant Ne Robot Film Kyu Banayi.
Kyuki Wo Dikhana Chahta Tha Ke
Aurat Sirf Aadmi Ka Hi Nahi,
Machine Ka Bhi Dimag Kharab Kar Sakti Hai,

Jan,12 2016
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Motivation

Jan,11 2016
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Aur Meri Nahi

Aaj To Ankho Se Asu Nikal Aye
Jab hamare Area Ke Tapori Ki Girlfriend Hai Aur Meri Nahi

Jan,9 2016
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Neechay Cell

Girl: I M Like A Radio, My Left Nipple Is Volume,
My Right Nipple Id Tuner,.
Boy Turns Both But There Is No Sound. Girl Said,
Stupid Neechay Cell Tera Baap Dalay Ga.

Jan,9 2016
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Lambi Raat Hote Hai

Ladka: Shadi Ke Liye Kaon Se Date Rahe,
Ladki: Hichkichate Hue 22 December
Ladka: Kyn
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Suna Hai Saal Ki Sabse Lambi Raat Hote Hai.

 

Jan,8 2016
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Daily Struggle

Jan,7 2016
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Dabane Me Maja

Girl : Tum Aaj Bhi Keypad Wala
Phone Kyu Chalate Ho?
Boy : Mujhe Dabane Me Maja Aata Hai,
Touch Krne Me Koi Maja Nahi Hai

Jan,6 2016
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Your Dream

Dec,31 2015
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SWARG Ki Raunak

99 sal ka aadmi SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola: Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata.

Dec,24 2015
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Aap Ki Yaad Aayi

Ashman Ko Chhua ToH Taro Ki Yaad Aayi ,
Samunder Ko Chhua To Lahro Ki Yad Aayi ,
Phulo Ko Chhua To Ka To Kato Ki Yaad Aayi,
Maine Apne Dil Chhua To Aap Ki Yaad Aayi,

Dec,19 2015
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हनीमून के लिए

दूल्हे ने दुल्हन से पूछा: हनीमून के लिए कहाँ जाना चाहती हो ?
स्विट्ज़रर्लॅंड या सिंगापुर.?
दुल्हन : शरमाते हुये बोली जहाँ भी आप ले चलो. मुझे तो दोनों जगह मरवानi हैं

Dec,18 2015
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नरेंद्र मोदी

अध्यापक: बताओ बच्चो हमारी पृथ्वी किसका चक्कर लगाती है?
संता: सूर्य का
अध्यापक: बहूत अच्छा बेटे,
और हमारी पृथ्वी का चक्कर कौन लगाता है?
सारे विधार्थी एक साथ: नरेंद्र मोदी.

 

Dec,15 2015
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Funny ACP

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

Dec,14 2015
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Maza Aaye,

Ladkiyon Se Usi Topic Par Caat-Chit Karo Jis Me Use Baat Karne Me Maza Aaye,
Isse Wo Aapse Bahut Samay Tak Baat Kar Sakti Hai. Aur Aapki Dosti Pyar Me Bhi Badal Sakti hai.

Dec,11 2015
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Sex Karte Wakt

Sex Karte Wakt Ladki Ko Hichki Aayi.
Pappu Kya Hua, Maine Bahut Jor Se Dala Kya?
Ladki: Nahi re Jaldi Kar, Or Bhi Log Yad Kar Rahe Hai.

Dec,9 2015
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The Great Khali

Ek Bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor Bachche Ko Blood Donate Kiya
Pata Hai Aaj Us Bachche Ko Sabhi Kis Name Se Jante Hai?
Anyone guess . The Great Khali.

Dec,5 2015
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Someone Near

A little smile, A word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near,
A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year,
These make a Merry Christmas.

 

 

Dec,3 2015
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Argument

There are three sides to an argument.
My side, your side and the right side.

Dec,2 2015
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Touch Her Regularly

Hold her hand, give her a hug, rub her back, or gently touch her face.
These gestures will all make her feel protected and loved.
Love her like you would want to be loved.

Dec,1 2015
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सवाल है बाबा

भिखारी: दे दे बाबा.
संता: नहीं है, मेरे पास कुछ नहीं है,
भिखारी: 5 रुपये का सवाल है बाबा.
संता: हाँ पूछो, क्या पता मुझे आता हो.

Nov,27 2015
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Man Mangi Murad

Kaash mujhe boards me mil jaye man maangi murad,
Kash mujhe boardz me mil jaye man mangi murad.
Acp pradyuman ne kaha daya, haath laga kya koi suraag?

Nov,25 2015
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Kyu Nahi Bataya

Sumona: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya,
Ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai?
Bittoo: Bataya to tha tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga.

Nov,24 2015
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Deewana Qarar De

Aapki aankhon mein milegi hamein panah,
Chahe samjho dil lagi ya samjho gunah,
Bhaley hi hamein koi deewana qarar de,
Hum to ho gaye aapki dosti mein fanaa.

Nov,23 2015
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Tamasha Zindagi

Hamain Na Mohabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila,
Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila,
Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi,
Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila.

Nov,21 2015
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1 Din Ayenge

Na jine ki Khushi, Na Marne ka Gam,
Unse milne ki dua v nhi krte ham,
Jite h isliye k sayad wo 1 din ayenge,
Marte isliye nhi ki wo akele reh jayenge.

Nov,20 2015
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Kya Life Hai

Arz hai
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai.
Wah wah
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai
Na husband hota hai Na wife hoti hai.

Nov,20 2015
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Gey To Nahi H

Itne Saal Hue Daya Ki Koi G f Nahi Hai,
Itne Saal Hue Daya Ki Koi Girlfrnd Nahi Hai,
ACP: Abhijeet Pata Lagao Ye Daya Kahin Gey To Nahi H

Nov,16 2015
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Traffic Jam

Koi chiz buri nahi hoti bus Time Times ki baat hai,
Agar bajuwali scooty par koi khubsurat mast figure wali ladki ho,
To traffic jam bhi achaa lagta hai.

Nov,15 2015
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Paper Ki Taqlif

Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane,
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane,
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main,
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane.

Nov,14 2015
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Suhagrat Pe

Pati Ne Suhagrat Pe Patni Se Sex Shuru Kiya Aur Enjoy Karte Hue Bola.
Pati: Darling Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki?
Patni: Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Bhenchod Pehle Jo Dala Hai Wo Nikal, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Jaa Rahi Hai.

Nov,13 2015
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Gaane Tum Suno

Santa flight me pilot ka
Headphone cheen raha tha.
Pilot: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Accha ji Ticket hum le
Aur Gaane tum suno.

Nov,9 2015
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Pay

Even if she offers, insist on paying for the date
especially if you initiated the date in the first place.
As a couple, you will figure out how to split and cover bills later.
But for now, pick up the check.

Nov,4 2015
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Punished Your Anger

You will not be punished for your anger,
You will be punished by your anger.

Nov,3 2015
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2 Aankhen

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai,
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai,
2,4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

Oct,29 2015
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Ehsaan Tera

Ehsaan tera main maanu,
Tanha mujhe jo kiya hai,
Jo pyar tera hai khoya,
Lagta hai khud se mila main

Oct,28 2015
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सीटी मारकर रोकना

एक बार एक ट्रैफिक पुलिस वाला एक बुढ़िया से बोला, “मैं कितनी देर से आपको सीटी मारकर रोकने की कोशिश कर रहा हूं, आप रुकती क्यों नहीं ? ”
बुढ़िया ने शर्माते हुए जवाब दिया, “बेटा अब मेरी सीटी सुनकर रुकने की उम्र नहीं हैं.

Oct,27 2015
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दूल्हा:दुल्हन

सुहागरात के समय दूल्हे ने अपनी पत्नी को बाँहों में लेते हुए कहा, ''आज से तुम मेरी प्रेरणा, मेरी साधना और मेरी आशा हो।''
यह सुनकर दुल्हन पल-भर चौंकी और फिर बोली, ''आज से तुम मेरे राहुल, राकेश और अमन हो।''

Oct,26 2015
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Goli Mat Chalana

A for Apple B for Banana,

A for Apple B for Banana,
Daya Kuch Bhi ho Jaye
Goli Mat Chalana.

Oct,26 2015
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Message for Girls

Dear Girls,
When Sum 1 is Flirting With u
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Plese Co-operate..!!
Yahi to Din Hai ,
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Kuch Sal Bad to Koi Ghass Bhi Nahi Dalega.

Oct,26 2015
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Dil Ki Gali

Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.

Oct,24 2015
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Dil Ki Gali

Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.

Oct,24 2015
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Shaadi Ka Din

Patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 
Pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. 
Patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon! 
Pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon

Oct,24 2015
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Grammar

Kapil Sharma: Aarz kiya hai.
Aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe naaz karti hai,
Grammar toh aata nahi,
Aur English mein baat kati hai.

Oct,24 2015
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Himmat

Ek College Mein Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Bich Mein Ladayi Ho Rahi Thhi,
Ladke Ne Uski Choot Mein Ungli De Di.
Ladki: Teri Ye Himmat?
Ladka: Tune Hi To Kaha Thha, Ungli Niche Kar Ke Baat Kar.

Oct,23 2015
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Mushkil Paheli

Kisi shayar ne kaha,
Zindagi ek lamba safar haim.
Kisi aashiq ne kaha,
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli haim.
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai.

Oct,21 2015
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Little Star

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.

Oct,19 2015
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