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Holiday, birthday, or Valentine's Day, gifts are an important aspect of many a dating relationship.
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Ladkiyon Se Pehle Dosti Karo Baad Me Unse Apne Dil Ki Baat Kahna, Pyar Ke Mamle Me Patience Se Kaam Le.
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Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R),
Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K),
Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G),
Obama eliminated Osama (O=O),
Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)?
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Even though,
She hates me in every movement of life,
But I love her with very seconds,
Not because she has broken my heart,
But she as thought me to live with broken heart.
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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
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Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle Blood Dedo
Nurse: Blood Group Bolo
Pappu: Koi Bhi Chalega
Nurse: Kaise Chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai
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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.
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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye.
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,
Wealth and prosperity in your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
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Kaliyo ke khilne ke sath
Ek pyare ehsas ke sath
Ek naye viawas ke sath
Apka din suru ho Ek mithi muskan ke sath
Good Morning
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Kapil: Yaar Teri Aur Teri Wife Ki Jodi Toh Ram Sita Ki jodi Hai
Gest: Kahan Yaar use Na Koi Ravan Utha Kar Le Jata Hai
Na Hi Vo Dharti Main Hi Samati Hai
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Ek To Chaandni Raat Thhi, Uper Se Woh Mere Saath Thhi,
Haathoon Mein They Hamare Haath , Aur Paeron Main Thhe Paer,
Main Zor Lagaye Ja Rha Tha, Woh Awaaz Nikale Ja Rahi Thhi,
Yaaro Galat Na Samjho Woh Meri Cycle Thhi.
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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Let Her To Talk About Herself
Be Patient
Be Confident
Be Unique
Be Honest
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BREAKUPS Aren’t Always,
Meant To Make Up,
Sometimes They Happen To,
Give You A Chance To WAKE UP.
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Chand se jab mulakat hoti hai,
Apke baare me unse kuch baat hoti hai,
Wo kahte hai mere pass KhubSurat Sitare hai,
Hum kahte hai unse bhi KhubSurat Dost humare hai.
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धृतराष्ट्र : मैं बहुत खुश हूँ प्रिये, तुमने मुझे 100 पुत्र दिये।
गंधारी: ये संभव ना होता स्वामी, अगर आप अंधे ना होते।
धृतराष्ट्र: क्या मतलब ? क्या ये सौ पुत्र मेरे नहीं हैं तो किसके है?
गांधारी: क्या पता? मैनें भी ते आखों पर पट्टी बाँध रखी है !
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Teacher: School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?
Pappu: School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai,
Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi.
Teacher: Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?
Pappu: Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai.
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Rajnikant participated in 100m race and obviously came first.
But Einstein died after watching that because,
LIGHT came Second.
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Mahila (doctor se) : Inki bimaari thik kro, ye raat me zor zor se mera naam chillate hai.
Doctor : Aap to bahut lucky ho.
Mahile : Nahi, kal inki biwi mayike se lautne wali hai.
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Advise of a dentist,
Treat your girlfriend,
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it &,
Changed it every 3 months.
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Santa : Kya Aap jante hai.
Ladki ko "I Love You" Bolne ki
sabse acchi jagah kaun si hai?
Banta : Mere khayal se mandir me
Santa : wo kyo?
Banta : kyoki bhai wha ladkiyo ne chappal
nhi pahni hoti.
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Wear clothes that make you feel good.
New clothes always help - but if not new, be sure they're clean, pressed, and fit well - or if that's not your style -
Be sure they fit whatever way makes you feel the most comfortable and still look presentable.
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Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho,
baras jao kisi din Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se
Phulon ki tarah mujpe bikhar jao kisi din -
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Kapil: Hey.
Sumona: Hi, today i wanna tell you those 3 magical words.
Kapil: Really, tell me fast.
Sumona: Babaji ka thullu.
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If i reached for ur hand, will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go 4 ur lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart, will u love me?
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Knowledge is being aware of what you can do. Wisdom is knowing when not to do it. ~Anonym
Your problem isn't the problem. Your reaction is the problem. ~Anonymous
You can do anything, but not everything. ~Anonymous
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Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?
Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi.
Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai, please chhudwa do.
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Mai ek khilona hoon aur,
WOH uss bachche ki tarah hai.
Jise pyar to hai mujhse,
Magar sirf khelne ki had tak.
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Sardar to his wife during honeymoon, bolo priye kya gum hai.
Wife, load jyada hai aur voltage kam hai.
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Funny Husband to his Sexy wife: Darling, there is no bleeding
Sexy Wife: sale, tune mere andar kya koi goli Mari thi?
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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
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Santa ko 20 Saal Baad Bachha hua, Wo Udaas ho gaya.
Kyo?
Ans-Saala 20 Saal baad bachha hua, Wo b itna sa
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Santa ek din ek nurse ke saath sex kar raha tha.
Nurse chillai ki dard ho raha hai.
Santa: "Sali, khud wahan injection lagati hai jahan soorakh hi nahi hai, aur tujhe soorakh mein dard ho raha hai"
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A lady walking on road,
Chatting on whatsapp,
With her left b**b open.
Policeman: ye kya hai?
Lady: O shitt, munna to bus me hi reh gaya.
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If you make instant coffee with hot water, all you're getting is a wake-up call. Use milk, and you've got cafe au lait--along with insurance against osteoporosis from the calcium and vitamin D in the milk.
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Boy: Tune mujhe koi loan dia tha kya??
Girl: Nahi to, Kyu?
Boy: Pata nahi kyu teri taraf interest badta hi ja rha he.
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Ae KHUDA ab to andhero me ujala kar de
Hausla dekar samundar ke hawale kar de
Hum sab dost wo moti hain
Jo bikhre huye rahte hain
Guzarish hai hum sabko dhagon k hawale kar de.
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जहाँ जाइये प्यार फैलाइए। जो भी आपके पास आये वह और खुश होकर लौटे।
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जहाँ जाइये प्यार फैलाइए। जो भी आपके पास आये वह और खुश होकर लौटे।
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Chintu: Papa What-s the Difference Between
Mother-s Tears & Wife-s Tears?
Father: Mother-s tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife-s Tears Affect your POCKET.
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