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Message for Girls

Dear Girls,
When Sum 1 is Flirting With u
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Plese Co-operate..!!
Yahi to Din Hai ,
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Kuch Sal Bad to Koi Ghass Bhi Nahi Dalega.

Oct,26 2015
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Dil Ki Gali

Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.

Oct,24 2015
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Dil Ki Gali

Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.

Oct,24 2015
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Shaadi Ka Din

Patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 
Pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. 
Patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon! 
Pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon

Oct,24 2015
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Grammar

Kapil Sharma: Aarz kiya hai.
Aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe naaz karti hai,
Grammar toh aata nahi,
Aur English mein baat kati hai.

Oct,24 2015
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Himmat

Ek College Mein Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Bich Mein Ladayi Ho Rahi Thhi,
Ladke Ne Uski Choot Mein Ungli De Di.
Ladki: Teri Ye Himmat?
Ladka: Tune Hi To Kaha Thha, Ungli Niche Kar Ke Baat Kar.

Oct,23 2015
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Mushkil Paheli

Kisi shayar ne kaha,
Zindagi ek lamba safar haim.
Kisi aashiq ne kaha,
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli haim.
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai.

Oct,21 2015
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Little Star

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.

Oct,19 2015
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Doctor Patient Joke

Oct,16 2015
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Pain Joke

Oct,15 2015
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Footi Kismat

Santa: Maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli.
Banta: Woh kaise?
Santa: Pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti.

Oct,14 2015
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Hansimazaak Husband Wife Joke


Oct,12 2015
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Urdu

Boy Proposed A Girl: I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you.
Wil U Marry Me?
Girl: Urdu Bolo Meki englash Ni Ashni.
Boy: Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.

Oct,9 2015
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Kapde

Sookhe Kapde Dekhte Hue Sasur Ne Apni Bahoo Se Puchha: Ye Chota Sa Kala Kapda Kiska Hain?
Bahu Boli: Ye Meri Panty Hai.
Sasur: Achha Kabhi Tujhe Pehne Hue Toh Maine Dekha Nahi.

Oct,8 2015
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Bhai Jaan

Ek Ladki Ne Santa Banta Ko Aawaz Lagai.
Ladki: O Bhai Jaan Please Suniye Zara.
Santa: Oye Pehle Decide Kar Le Bhai Ya Jaan, Confuse Kyun Kar Rahi Hai.

Oct,8 2015
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अतिम संस्कार

एक महिला दूसरी महिला से: क्या तुम्हारी सास बीमार थी कैसे मर गई ?
दूसरी महिला पहली महिला से: दरअसल अतिम संस्कार के समानो मे पचास परसेंट की छूट चल रही थी सो मेरी सास ने उसी का फायदा उठाया और मर गई.

Oct,7 2015
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Tamanna

Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya,
Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya,
Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu,
Jab mujhe teri baahon me sahara mil gaya.

Oct,3 2015
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Faraar

Headlines of Today: Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi,
Train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar.

Oct,3 2015
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आज्ञा

बंता मैनेजर ने संता से पूछा: क्या तुम्हें पता नही कि आज्ञा के बिना अन्दर आना मना है।
संता: जनाब मैं आज्ञा लेने के लिए ही अन्दर आया हूं।

Oct,3 2015
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सगाई

एक बार एक लड़की ने अपने प्रेमी से कहा: जब हमारी सगाई होगी तो तुम मुझे एक रिंग दोगे ना.
लडका बोला: हां जरुर यह बताओ फोन पर रिंग दूं या मोबाइल पर.

Oct,1 2015
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Jhakkass

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola: Waah, Kya Maal Hai.
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli: Maal To Jhakkass hai,
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.

Sep,30 2015
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हेड लाइट

तेज बारिश में बस स्टॉप पर खड़ा पप्पू एक लड़की के भीगे निप्पल (दूध) को देखकर बोला: आपकी हेड लाइट ऑन है।
लड़की: बिजली मेरी खर्च हो रही है या तेरी?
पप्पू: मगर लोड तो मेरे खंबे पर पड़ रहा रहा।

Sep,25 2015
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Kon Si Chiz

Patni: Tare Dikhte Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo
Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..

Sep,24 2015
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Suhagraat Ko

Suhagraat Ko Ladka Aaya Or Bola Kapde Utaro
Dulhan Ne Utare Ladka Kaam Pura Kr K
Bola Kapde Pehno Jaldi Dulha Aane Wala Hai.

Sep,24 2015
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Pahle Mera

6th Class Ko Pada Rahi Teacher Bachho Ko Boli: Shor Mat Machao Nahi To Nikal Kar Bahar Khada Kar Dungi.
Sabhi Bachhe Zor Zor Se Chillane Lage: Pahle Mera, Pahle Mera.

Sep,24 2015
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Girls Hostel

Mujhay jala daina, ya dafna daina,
Martay waqt aik ghont pepsi pila daina,
Main taj mahal nahin mangta yaaro,
Bas meri kabar kay saath aik girls hostel banwa daina.

Sep,23 2015
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Fefde

Bacha Chest pe hath rak k pen uthne k liye jhuka.
Baap: Chest pe hath kyu rkha?
Bacha: College me madam bina hath rakhe juki thi to fefde bahar aagaye.

Sep,17 2015
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Switch Off

Rajinikanth: Hello I am Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai.
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera.

Sep,16 2015
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Laddu

Lali Boli Lallu se, Lallan Laaya Tha Laalu ki Shadi pe, Laal Laal Lifafe Mein Laddu.

Sep,14 2015
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Superstition

Stupid superstition. (x3)

Sep,14 2015
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Familly Doctor

Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Santa: Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye.
Dr Hairan Ho Ke: Achha? Kamal Hai Yaar.
Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho.
Santa: Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun.

Sep,14 2015
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कुबेर भी अगर

कुबेर भी अगर आय से ज्यादा व्यय करे, तो कंगाल हो जाता है
संसार में न कोई तुम्हारा मित्र है न शत्रु तुम्हारा अपना विचार ही, इसके लिए उत्तरदायी है
भगवान मूर्तियों में नहीं है.आपकी अनुभूति आपका इश्वर है.आत्मा आपका मंदिर है.

Sep,9 2015
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Yadi Aap Accha

Yadi Aap Accha Bana Nahi Sakte TO Kam Se Kam Aisa Kariye Ki Woh Accha Dikhe
Safalata Ki Khusi Manane Se Accha Hai Par Usse Jaruri Hai Apni Asfalta Se Sikh Lena

Sep,9 2015
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Imtihaan

Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Sep,9 2015
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Color TV

Rajinikanth asked 1 question 2 his teacher. & teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is color,
White is also color,
But y black & white TV is not color TV.

Sep,8 2015
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Mera Boyfriend

Preganent girl se doctor ne pucha.
Ye kab hua
Girl: Jab mom dad film dekhne gae the, mera boy friend ghar aya tha.
Dr: Tum sath kyu nahi gayi.
girl: Film adults ki thi.

Sep,4 2015
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Jagmagate Dekho

Aayi hai diwali dekho.
Sang layi khushiya dekho.
Yehan wahan jahan dekho.
Aaj deep jagmagate dekho.
Happy Diwali.

Sep,4 2015
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Teacher

Sep,3 2015
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Aaj Ke Devdas

Na Pyar, Na Yaar,
Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,
Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,
Na Chander Mukhi, Na Paaro,
Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.

Aug,28 2015
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Apka Hi Naam

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Upar likha hai most wanted,
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.

Aug,26 2015
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Makhiyaan Aa Gai

Ek Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
Ek Admi Ne Kaha: Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai?
Pathan Gusse Se: Chup Ho Ja Bevkoof, Warna Makhiyaan Aa Jayengi.

Aug,21 2015
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Hold the club

WOMAN: Sir please teach me how to play golf.
COACH: Ok Now.hold the club as if you are holding your husband’s penis.
No No take the club out of your mouth.

Aug,19 2015
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Avoid Popularity

Am I Not Destroying My Enemies When I Make Friends Of Them
Avoid Popularity If You Would Have Peace
Give Me Six Hours To Chop Down A Tree And I will Spend The First Four Sharpening The Axe.

Aug,18 2015
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Baat Cheet Karein

Kiss Karne Se Pehle Baat Cheet Karein
Kiss Karne Se Pehle Mouth Freshner Ka Use Karein
Unki Taarif Mein Kuch Kahein
Apne Partner Ka Suggestion Lein

Aug,18 2015
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Utha Liya

Raj: Yeh Naya Mobile Kab Liya
Yashraj: Liya Nahi GirlFriend ka Uthaya hai
Raj: Kyun ?
Yahraj:Woh Roz Kehti Ke Tum Mera Phone Kyun Nahi Uthatey.
Toh Aaj Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya

Aug,14 2015
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Gift Ideas

Holiday, birthday, or Valentine's Day, gifts are an important aspect of many a dating relationship.

Aug,12 2015
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Pyar Me Patience

Ladkiyon Se Pehle Dosti Karo Baad Me Unse Apne Dil Ki Baat Kahna, Pyar Ke Mamle Me Patience Se Kaam Le.

Aug,10 2015
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Political Connection

Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R),
Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K),
Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G),
Obama eliminated Osama (O=O),
Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)?

Aug,7 2015
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My Broken Heart

Even though,
She hates me in every movement of life,
But I love her with very seconds,
Not because she has broken my heart,
But she as thought me to live with broken heart.

Aug,7 2015
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Love Notice

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.

Aug,7 2015
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