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Kamyabi badi nahi paane wale bade hote hai.
Zakhm bade nahi bharne wale bade hote hai.
Itihas k har panne p likha hai.
Dosti badi nahi nibhane wale bade hote hai?
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Kapil: Soch raha hun USA ghoom aaun, Free Me
Shahrukh: Free me kaise?
Kapil: ab sochne ke bhi paise lagenge?
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Zaruri nahi u handsum dikho, bt SMART dikho, uske liiye apni dresing style change karo, apni haire style change , apni chalne ki style.
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Girl To Her Blind Boyfriend:
Kash Tum Dekh Sakte Main Kitni Khubsurat Hu.
Boy: Itni Khubsurat Hoti Toh Kya Aankh
Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chhod Jate Kamini Andha Hu Pagal Nahi.
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Kis hadd tak jana hai ye kaun jaanta hai,
Kis manzil ko pana hai ye kaun janta hai,
Dosti ke do pal ji bhar ke ji lo,
Kis roz bichad jana hai ye kaun janta hai.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain
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Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
jhalak dikh laja,
jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai
ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja..
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Santa ne Dariya me dubte huye 1 aadmi
ko bachaya or Thodi Der Baad Dobara Phenk diya
Banta- Q?
Santa-Kahawat h yar NEKI Kar, Dariya Me Daal.
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Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota hai?
Batao kya hota hai?
Nahin malum?
Abey nalayak Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hai..
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Daily:
1 Apple… No Doctor
1 Tulsi Patta… No Cancer
1 Nimbu… No Fat
1 Glass Milk… No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water… Skin Saaf &
Daily Whatsapp… No stress, Mood fresh
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Bechaare Papa
Pappu: Mom, Aap blouse mein paise kyun rakhti ho?
Mom: Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale
Pappu: Mom aap bhi na, bechare papa roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rehte hain
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Make sure you mean it. If you're not ready to go there yet, that's fine. But, be sure to switch that "I love you" for a really good "You know how special you are to me?" or a "I like you so much; I'm a really lucky guy.
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First impressions matter, yes, but so does comfort. Don’t wear heels to a picnic date.
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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho,
aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho,
har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.
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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai.
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can not sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry
I did not knew u had a prescription.
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Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai, Kabhi kabhi pyar men bewafai hoti hai, Hamare taraf hath badha kar to dekho, Pata chalega k dosti men kitani sacchai hoti hai.
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A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!
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My Heart Was Taken By You… Broken By You… And Now It Is In Pieces Because Of You.
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Pyar me meetha dard mila ye bahut hai
sapno ko nai disha mili vo bahut hai
pyar pura hua ya adhura baat yeh nahi
pyar karne ka mauka mila vo bahut hai?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!!!
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This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going to change more in the next 10 years than it has in the last 50.
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The 32-lane toll plaza that was located at the Delhi-Gurgaon border in the route of the Delhi Gurgaon Expressway was unique to India. The 32-lane Gurgaon Expressway toll plaza was not only India’s largest toll plaza but also the biggest in Asia! Sadly, it no longer exists but it was a sight when it did!
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Port Maduravoyal Elevated Expressway will be the longest elevated expressway of the country with a total length of 19 km. It's under construction in Chennai with Maduravoyal Grade Separator or Maduravoyal Junction at the intersection of National Highway 4.
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Boy n girl dono hath me hath daale garden me baithe the.
suddenly ek bachchaa aya or bola. bhaiyaa kal wali didi hi mast thi.
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What is an exception?
An exception is an event, which occurs during the execution of a program, that disrupts the normal flow of the program s instructions.
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What are your strengths and weaknesses?
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Movies approximately make five times more from video sales than ticket sales
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
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Mt bn itna mere dil-e-pathar
k tujh me imaan n ho
khaata rhe tu jhkore saagar me
or sahil tujhe parwaan n ho
mt bna khud ko esa "Mahi"
k log tlaste rhe tujhe or tujhme insaan n ho
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Today is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover And remove
Battery And dip in soap water
Apply candhana And kumkum To sim
card And say govinda govinda
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Palak : Arj kiya hai
Tum se nazar milate hi bhadak uthe mere dil mein
mohabbat ke shole,
Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole
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Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga.
Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho? Ye Mera TAB Le Lo.
Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur Us Se Cockroach Maar Diya.
Santa Behosh.
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Love, Care and Respect
The 1st two you GIVE
The last one you EARN
Thats the secret of a Good Relationship.
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Santa Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha!
Why?
Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna.
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Choo le aasmaan zameen ki talaash na kar,
Jee le zindagi khushi ki talaash na kar,
Takdeer badal jaayegi khud hi mere dost,
Muskurana seekh le wajah ki talaash na kar.
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Arctic Ocean has started receding
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Aaj Achanak Teri Yaad Ne Mujhe Rula Diya
Kya Karu Tum Ne Jo Mujhe Bhula Diya
Na Karte Wafa To Na Milti Ye Saza
Shayad Meri Wafaon Ne Hi Tujhe Bewafa Bana Diya.
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A farmer had a dog who used to sit by the roadside waiting for vehicles to come around.
As soon as one came he would run down the road, barking and trying to overtake it.
One day a neighbor asked the farmer "Do you think your dog is ever going to catch a car?"
The farmer replied, "That is not what bothers me. What bothers me is what he would do if he ever caught one."
Many people in life behave like that dog who is pursuing meaningless goals.
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A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
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Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya,
Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya,
Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu,
Jab mujhe teri baahon mein sahara mil gaya.
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लोग रूप देखते है ,हम दिल देखते है ,
लोग सपने देखते है हम हक़ीकत देखते है,
लोग दुनिया मे दोस्त देखते है,
हम दोस्तो मे दुनिया देखते है.
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Watch Your Posture
Good posture is not just great for your back and neck, but also allows you to breathe properly and increases concentration and thinking ability. To improve your posture:Get a good quality office chair, one with firm and dense cushioning and back support.Instead of resting your weight on a particular foot, plant both feet flat on the floor.Set a reminder to check your posture. This can be in the form of a post-it note, an alarm on your phone or an email reminder.
These health hacks will ensure that you stay afloat even with your long to-do list. If you too have some amazing health tips for busy people, then do share them with us in the comments below!
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टूटता हुआ तारा सबकी दुआ पूरी करता है.. क्यों के उसे टूटने का दर्द मालूम होता है
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Kiss is not like nokia
connecting people
kiss is not like pepsi
ye dil mange more
but kiss is like pan-parag
1se mera kya hoga
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