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एक दिन 'आर्यभट्ट' ऐसे काम गिन रहा था जो रजनीकान्त नहीं कर सकता.
बस उसी दिन आर्यभट्ट ने शून्य की खोज की
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As Soon As You Arrive, Unpack And Hang Up Your Clothes
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Santa Ke Bete Ka Accident Ho Gaya
Dr. Apke Bete Ke Dono Leg Katne Padenge
Santa Ne Apna Sar Pakad Liya
Dr. Kya Hua?
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Nayi Chappal Dilayi Thi
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Rajinikanth Was Playing Hide And Seek
The Result Malaysian Airlines
Plane Disappeard And 10 Countries Cannot Find It
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Student Tto God: Hazaaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Thi
Agar Pass Kar Deta To Kya Baat Thi
God: Girlfriend Thodi Kam Banata To Kya Baat Thi
Kitaabe To Saari Tere Paas Thi
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Friend1: Why Do You Break Up With Her.
Friend2: Mujhe Kutta Kutta Kahti Thi Or Apne Kutte Ko BABU.
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Madam: English Mein kKamar Ko Waist Kyun Kehtey Hain..
Brilliant Santa: Kaam Ki Chiz Toh Uskey Upar Aur Neechey Hoti Hai.
Beech Mein Kamar Toh Waste Hi Hoti Hai Na.
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Rajnikant Ne Robot Film Kyu Banayi.
Kyuki Wo Dikhana Chahta Tha Ke
Aurat Sirf Aadmi Ka Hi Nahi,
Machine Ka Bhi Dimag Kharab Kar Sakti Hai,
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Aaj To Ankho Se Asu Nikal Aye
Jab hamare Area Ke Tapori Ki Girlfriend Hai Aur Meri Nahi
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Girl: I M Like A Radio, My Left Nipple Is Volume,
My Right Nipple Id Tuner,.
Boy Turns Both But There Is No Sound. Girl Said,
Stupid Neechay Cell Tera Baap Dalay Ga.
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Girl : Tum Aaj Bhi Keypad Wala
Phone Kyu Chalate Ho?
Boy : Mujhe Dabane Me Maja Aata Hai,
Touch Krne Me Koi Maja Nahi Hai
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99 sal ka aadmi SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola: Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata.
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Ashman Ko Chhua ToH Taro Ki Yaad Aayi ,
Samunder Ko Chhua To Lahro Ki Yad Aayi ,
Phulo Ko Chhua To Ka To Kato Ki Yaad Aayi,
Maine Apne Dil Chhua To Aap Ki Yaad Aayi,
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Ladkiyon Se Usi Topic Par Caat-Chit Karo Jis Me Use Baat Karne Me Maza Aaye,
Isse Wo Aapse Bahut Samay Tak Baat Kar Sakti Hai. Aur Aapki Dosti Pyar Me Bhi Badal Sakti hai.
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Ek Bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor Bachche Ko Blood Donate Kiya
Pata Hai Aaj Us Bachche Ko Sabhi Kis Name Se Jante Hai?
Anyone guess . The Great Khali.
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A little smile, A word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near,
A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year,
These make a Merry Christmas.
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There are three sides to an argument.
My side, your side and the right side.
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Hold her hand, give her a hug, rub her back, or gently touch her face.
These gestures will all make her feel protected and loved.
Love her like you would want to be loved.
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Sumona: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya,
Ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai?
Bittoo: Bataya to tha tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga.
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Aapki aankhon mein milegi hamein panah,
Chahe samjho dil lagi ya samjho gunah,
Bhaley hi hamein koi deewana qarar de,
Hum to ho gaye aapki dosti mein fanaa.
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Hamain Na Mohabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila,
Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila,
Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi,
Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila.
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Na jine ki Khushi, Na Marne ka Gam,
Unse milne ki dua v nhi krte ham,
Jite h isliye k sayad wo 1 din ayenge,
Marte isliye nhi ki wo akele reh jayenge.
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Arz hai
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai.
Wah wah
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai
Na husband hota hai Na wife hoti hai.
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Koi chiz buri nahi hoti bus Time Times ki baat hai,
Agar bajuwali scooty par koi khubsurat mast figure wali ladki ho,
To traffic jam bhi achaa lagta hai.
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Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane,
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane,
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main,
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane.
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Santa flight me pilot ka
Headphone cheen raha tha.
Pilot: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Accha ji Ticket hum le
Aur Gaane tum suno.
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Even if she offers, insist on paying for the date
especially if you initiated the date in the first place.
As a couple, you will figure out how to split and cover bills later.
But for now, pick up the check.
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You will not be punished for your anger,
You will be punished by your anger.
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Ehsaan tera main maanu,
Tanha mujhe jo kiya hai,
Jo pyar tera hai khoya,
Lagta hai khud se mila main
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Dear Girls,
When Sum 1 is Flirting With u
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Plese Co-operate..!!
Yahi to Din Hai ,
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Kuch Sal Bad to Koi Ghass Bhi Nahi Dalega.
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Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.
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Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.
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Kapil Sharma: Aarz kiya hai.
Aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe naaz karti hai,
Grammar toh aata nahi,
Aur English mein baat kati hai.
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Kisi shayar ne kaha,
Zindagi ek lamba safar haim.
Kisi aashiq ne kaha,
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli haim.
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.
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Santa: Maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli.
Banta: Woh kaise?
Santa: Pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti.
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Boy Proposed A Girl: I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you.
Wil U Marry Me?
Girl: Urdu Bolo Meki englash Ni Ashni.
Boy: Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.
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Sookhe Kapde Dekhte Hue Sasur Ne Apni Bahoo Se Puchha: Ye Chota Sa Kala Kapda Kiska Hain?
Bahu Boli: Ye Meri Panty Hai.
Sasur: Achha Kabhi Tujhe Pehne Hue Toh Maine Dekha Nahi.
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Ek Ladki Ne Santa Banta Ko Aawaz Lagai.
Ladki: O Bhai Jaan Please Suniye Zara.
Santa: Oye Pehle Decide Kar Le Bhai Ya Jaan, Confuse Kyun Kar Rahi Hai.
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Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya,
Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya,
Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu,
Jab mujhe teri baahon me sahara mil gaya.
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Headlines of Today: Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi,
Train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar.
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बंता मैनेजर ने संता से पूछा: क्या तुम्हें पता नही कि आज्ञा के बिना अन्दर आना मना है।
संता: जनाब मैं आज्ञा लेने के लिए ही अन्दर आया हूं।
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एक बार एक लड़की ने अपने प्रेमी से कहा: जब हमारी सगाई होगी तो तुम मुझे एक रिंग दोगे ना.
लडका बोला: हां जरुर यह बताओ फोन पर रिंग दूं या मोबाइल पर.
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