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Ek Bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor Bachche Ko Blood Donate Kiya
Pata Hai Aaj Us Bachche Ko Sabhi Kis Name Se Jante Hai?
Anyone guess . The Great Khali.
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A little smile, A word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near,
A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year,
These make a Merry Christmas.
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There are three sides to an argument.
My side, your side and the right side.
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Hold her hand, give her a hug, rub her back, or gently touch her face.
These gestures will all make her feel protected and loved.
Love her like you would want to be loved.
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Sumona: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya,
Ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai?
Bittoo: Bataya to tha tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga.
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Aapki aankhon mein milegi hamein panah,
Chahe samjho dil lagi ya samjho gunah,
Bhaley hi hamein koi deewana qarar de,
Hum to ho gaye aapki dosti mein fanaa.
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Hamain Na Mohabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila,
Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila,
Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi,
Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila.
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Na jine ki Khushi, Na Marne ka Gam,
Unse milne ki dua v nhi krte ham,
Jite h isliye k sayad wo 1 din ayenge,
Marte isliye nhi ki wo akele reh jayenge.
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Arz hai
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai.
Wah wah
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai
Na husband hota hai Na wife hoti hai.
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Koi chiz buri nahi hoti bus Time Times ki baat hai,
Agar bajuwali scooty par koi khubsurat mast figure wali ladki ho,
To traffic jam bhi achaa lagta hai.
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Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane,
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane,
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main,
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane.
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Santa flight me pilot ka
Headphone cheen raha tha.
Pilot: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Accha ji Ticket hum le
Aur Gaane tum suno.
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Even if she offers, insist on paying for the date
especially if you initiated the date in the first place.
As a couple, you will figure out how to split and cover bills later.
But for now, pick up the check.
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You will not be punished for your anger,
You will be punished by your anger.
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Ehsaan tera main maanu,
Tanha mujhe jo kiya hai,
Jo pyar tera hai khoya,
Lagta hai khud se mila main
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Dear Girls,
When Sum 1 is Flirting With u
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Plese Co-operate..!!
Yahi to Din Hai ,
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Kuch Sal Bad to Koi Ghass Bhi Nahi Dalega.
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Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.
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Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.
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Kapil Sharma: Aarz kiya hai.
Aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe naaz karti hai,
Grammar toh aata nahi,
Aur English mein baat kati hai.
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Kisi shayar ne kaha,
Zindagi ek lamba safar haim.
Kisi aashiq ne kaha,
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli haim.
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.
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Santa: Maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli.
Banta: Woh kaise?
Santa: Pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti.
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Boy Proposed A Girl: I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you.
Wil U Marry Me?
Girl: Urdu Bolo Meki englash Ni Ashni.
Boy: Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.
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Sookhe Kapde Dekhte Hue Sasur Ne Apni Bahoo Se Puchha: Ye Chota Sa Kala Kapda Kiska Hain?
Bahu Boli: Ye Meri Panty Hai.
Sasur: Achha Kabhi Tujhe Pehne Hue Toh Maine Dekha Nahi.
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Ek Ladki Ne Santa Banta Ko Aawaz Lagai.
Ladki: O Bhai Jaan Please Suniye Zara.
Santa: Oye Pehle Decide Kar Le Bhai Ya Jaan, Confuse Kyun Kar Rahi Hai.
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Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya,
Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya,
Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu,
Jab mujhe teri baahon me sahara mil gaya.
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Headlines of Today: Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi,
Train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar.
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बंता मैनेजर ने संता से पूछा: क्या तुम्हें पता नही कि आज्ञा के बिना अन्दर आना मना है।
संता: जनाब मैं आज्ञा लेने के लिए ही अन्दर आया हूं।
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एक बार एक लड़की ने अपने प्रेमी से कहा: जब हमारी सगाई होगी तो तुम मुझे एक रिंग दोगे ना.
लडका बोला: हां जरुर यह बताओ फोन पर रिंग दूं या मोबाइल पर.
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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola: Waah, Kya Maal Hai.
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli: Maal To Jhakkass hai,
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.
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Mujhay jala daina, ya dafna daina,
Martay waqt aik ghont pepsi pila daina,
Main taj mahal nahin mangta yaaro,
Bas meri kabar kay saath aik girls hostel banwa daina.
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Bacha Chest pe hath rak k pen uthne k liye jhuka.
Baap: Chest pe hath kyu rkha?
Bacha: College me madam bina hath rakhe juki thi to fefde bahar aagaye.
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Rajinikanth: Hello I am Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai.
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera.
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Lali Boli Lallu se, Lallan Laaya Tha Laalu ki Shadi pe, Laal Laal Lifafe Mein Laddu.
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Stupid superstition. (x3)
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कुबेर भी अगर आय से ज्यादा व्यय करे, तो कंगाल हो जाता है
संसार में न कोई तुम्हारा मित्र है न शत्रु तुम्हारा अपना विचार ही, इसके लिए उत्तरदायी है
भगवान मूर्तियों में नहीं है.आपकी अनुभूति आपका इश्वर है.आत्मा आपका मंदिर है.
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Yadi Aap Accha Bana Nahi Sakte TO Kam Se Kam Aisa Kariye Ki Woh Accha Dikhe
Safalata Ki Khusi Manane Se Accha Hai Par Usse Jaruri Hai Apni Asfalta Se Sikh Lena
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Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
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Preganent girl se doctor ne pucha.
Ye kab hua
Girl: Jab mom dad film dekhne gae the, mera boy friend ghar aya tha.
Dr: Tum sath kyu nahi gayi.
girl: Film adults ki thi.
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Aayi hai diwali dekho.
Sang layi khushiya dekho.
Yehan wahan jahan dekho.
Aaj deep jagmagate dekho.
Happy Diwali.
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Na Pyar, Na Yaar,
Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,
Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,
Na Chander Mukhi, Na Paaro,
Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.
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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Upar likha hai most wanted,
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.
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Ek Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
Ek Admi Ne Kaha: Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai?
Pathan Gusse Se: Chup Ho Ja Bevkoof, Warna Makhiyaan Aa Jayengi.
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Am I Not Destroying My Enemies When I Make Friends Of Them
Avoid Popularity If You Would Have Peace
Give Me Six Hours To Chop Down A Tree And I will Spend The First Four Sharpening The Axe.
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Kiss Karne Se Pehle Baat Cheet Karein
Kiss Karne Se Pehle Mouth Freshner Ka Use Karein
Unki Taarif Mein Kuch Kahein
Apne Partner Ka Suggestion Lein
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Raj: Yeh Naya Mobile Kab Liya
Yashraj: Liya Nahi GirlFriend ka Uthaya hai
Raj: Kyun ?
Yahraj:Woh Roz Kehti Ke Tum Mera Phone Kyun Nahi Uthatey.
Toh Aaj Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya
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