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Height of good luck!
Teacher: hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
student: who? Me?
teacher: very good. Sit down....
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kash is sms ki aankhe hoti to apko dekh pate
kash is sms ki saanse hoti to aapko mehsus kar pate
kash is sms ki zuba hoti to aap se keh
pate "miss u"
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Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
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Doctor Checkup Girl
Nice Looking Girl
Doctor:Ok Now Breath,Give You Wrist....show Your Eyes....
Old Lady:
Doctor:Open You Mouth.
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat,
duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to videsh hai.
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Of my mental cycles, I devote maybe 10% to business thinking. Business isn’t that complicated. I wouldn’t want that on my business card.” – Bill Gates
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Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes
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ACP: Daya Mujhe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha is Maggi Par.
Daya: Wo kaise sir..?
ACP: Ek to female…
Aur upar se 2 min me Taiyar!!
Kuch to gadbad hai daya
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शायद फिर वो तक़दीर मिल जाये
जीवन के वो हसीं पल मिल जाये
चल फिर से बैठें वो क्लास कि लास्ट बैंच पे
शायद फिर से वो पुराने दोस्त मिल जाएँ ।
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Koi bi ladki zyada gussa nahi pasnd karti so gussa kam karo , cool raho..
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In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
A cockroach will live for weeks without its head before it starves to death
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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Starfish have no brains.
Polar bears are left-handed.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
In France, it is legal to marry a dead person (Contributed by Loes - 16 May 2015)
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Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye ,
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki ,
Wo RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gye...
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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
Kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai
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Why should we hire you?
What did you like least about your last job?
When were you most satisfied in your job?
What can you do for us that other candidates can't?
What were the responsibilities of your last position?
Why are you leaving your present job?
What do you know about this industry?
What do you know about our company?
Are you willing to relocate?
Do you have any questions for me?
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This can lighten the mood and bring people down from a tense state. Just make sure you’re using this at appropriate times.
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Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge ‘Whatsapp’ par hai!!!
Ya log pura din ‘Whatsapp’ par lage huye hain..
esliye bazaar me mandi hai ..!!
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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
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If you’re late for something, you’re giving someone the opportunity to judge you without you even being there. If you say you’re going to be somewhere at a certain time, then be there at that time. Waiting for someone when they should already be there is frustrating and annoying.
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Every girl wants a guy with a sense of romance. Girls like to pretend (deep down inside, mostly; sometimes very literally) that they are stars of their own fairy tale, and they want to be treated like it. Show your girl that you care about her by putting a little effort into your romance.
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As we know try to talk funny for getting better response. Talk some funny moments that you face in your past either tell her to say something about her past that makes you both people laugh.
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Have a picnic at a park, especially if it’s a pleasant sunny day. There’s something about staring at nature’s beauty that makes us all feel wonderful inside.
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GF : hi baby :)
BF : top up ya Net recharge?
GF : you always think like that :3
BF : sorry baby,Bolo kya hua.
GF : I want 2 new jeans
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Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they?
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I just want to be close to you.
I miss your touch and your kiss.
I miss our fun times together.
I miss our quiet talks.
I simply miss you.
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Faasle mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,. dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna, bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum, aankhon main hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna
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Girl- Aaj mat dalo. Boy- Kyon? Girl- Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, main puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye -EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-
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Kaisa ajib rishta hai dil ka.dil aaj bhi dhoke me hai aur dhokebaaj aaj bhi dil me hai
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Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
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A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.
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Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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When time comes for u
to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone
who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts
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When time comes for u
to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone
who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts
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Life is so stupid
An ordinary person makes us laugh,
and a very special person always make us cry.
Still we care for the special One
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Yahi dua karta hu khuda se
Aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan
Chahe unme shaamil hum na ho.
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Teacher: Translate the sentance into English.
Vasant ne Muje Mukka Mara
Student: Vasant panch me
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All i think about is u
if there was one star for the love
I have for u then
It would be day time all the timeAll think about is u
if there was one star for the love
I have for u then
It would be day time all the time
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This message is to remind you that you are beautiful, talented and one of a kind. No one can stop you from doing anything that is on your mind. Good morning.
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May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.
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Don’t check my status, look into my heart.
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