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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu.
Nahi NAHAYA.
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SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun.
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The hottest place on earth is in Dallol, Ethiopia, which is a sizzling 94 degrees in the shade on a typical day.
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Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.
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Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas jaaye,
Saans bhi lo toh khushbu usi ki aaye,
Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe chaa jaaye,
Baat kuch bhi na ho pr naam usi ka aaye.
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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se TANG karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
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Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight.
In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram.
Ravan: Acha chal bye.
Ram: Arey kya hua?
Ravan: Kuch nai bas bye
Ram: Arey lekin hua kya?
Ravan: Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar?
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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Tez hava ka jhonka aya,
Sath me teri khushbu laya,
Tab mere dil me khayal aya,
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya.
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Samjh samjh ke samjh ko samjho samjha samjhna.
Bhi ek samjh hai samjh samjhke jo na samjhe meri samajh me wo na samajh hai.
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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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Pakistani Ladkiyon Ke Boobs Bade Kyon Hote Hain?
Kyun Ki.
Wo Aate Jaate Har Ek Ko Kehti Hain,
Aa Daab Aa Daab.
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अतीत पर ध्यान केन्द्रित मत करो, भविष्य का सपना भी मत देखो, वर्तमान क्षण पर ध्यान केंद्रित करो
चतुराई से जीने वाले लोगों को मौत से भी डरने की जरुरत नहीं है |
स्वास्थ्य सबसे महान उपहार है, संतोष सबसे बड़ा धन तथा विश्वसनीयता सबसे अच्छा संबंध है|
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I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
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Doctor Jab Aapko Pata Tha ki Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi Hai To Aap Chup Kyu The?
Patient Isse Phele Cockroch Gaya Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki Chipkali Usko Paked Legi
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RAJNIKANT arguing with his wife in anger shows his middle finger &.
Wife gets pregnant.
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टीचर: अगर कोई स्कूल के सामने बम रखता है
तो क्या करोगे ?
स्टूडेंट: 1 2 घंटे देखंगे
अगर कोई ले जाता है तो ठीक है
वरना Staff Room में रख देंगे.
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Santa: Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya.
Pinky: Haram Khor To Main Kaun Sa,
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.
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When you’re in Missionary, lift your feet off the bed and pull your knees into your chest. You can do this while he’s inside of you or before he penetrates you. As he pushes in and out of you, let your hips rock back and forth.
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Once Rajnikant participated in Moto gp Bike race,
Do not even try 2 guess wat happened.
Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear.
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Santa mandir m bhagwan se,
Puchta hai,hey prabhu,
Tune bachpan diya use cheen liya,
Aesh arram diya use cheen liya,
Paisa diya wo bi barbad ho gaya,
Aur ye BIWI di use dekar hi bhul gaya.
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Mene Kaha Wo Do Pal Ki Mulaqat Hai,
Dil Ne Kaha Ye Sadiyon Ka Sath Hai,
Mene Kaha Wo Meri Haar Hai,
Dil Ne Kaha Yahi To Pyar Hai.
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Mom asked Kapil why dont u study d whole year &,
Study Only during exams?
I replied,
Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.
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Faasle hote nhi banaye jate hai,
Milo dur rahkar riste nibhaye jate hai,
Dikhawe se jindagi nhi chalti,
Kyoki kuch rishte bharose se nibhaye jate hai.
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Agar Aap Ki GF,
Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti.
Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho,
Kisi Ki GF Nahi Sunti.
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A girl comes late to class,
Teacher: Why r u late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: So what?
Girl: D boy was walking very slowly.
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The Bikes from Yamaha company Are,
R1, R6, Rx, Rxz.
Its With no doubt,
R Means RAJNIKANTH.
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35 Years Ki Aurat Balcony Se Niche Kachre Ke Dabbay Mein Ja Giri.
Santa Ja Raha Tha, Dekh Ke Bola: Pati, Kafi Shokeen Lagta Hai, Warna Ye Abhi 8, 10 Saal Or Chal Sakti Thi.
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Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Uski Gali Se Yaaro.
Warna Warna
Uski Maa Kahegi.
Kameena Marte Marte Bhi Ek Round Laga Gaya.
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Health is the greatest gift,
Contentment the greatest wealth,
Faithfulness the best relationship.
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Agar Aap Party Me Kisi Ladki Ko Patana Chahte Ho To, Aap Sabse Pehle Unse Jakar Mile Aur Apna Introduction De, Isse Dhire-Dhire Baat Chit Ka Silsila Shuru Hoga Aur Aap Use Pata Lenge.
Agar Aap Me Koi Buri Aadat Ho To Use Chhod De, Bure Ladke Pasand Nahi Kiye Jate Hai, Isliye Apni Buri Aadato Ko Chod De.
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Rocking Student Life Cheatng
In Exam:
Boy 1: ye Kya Likha Hai..??
Boy 2: saale Jo Word Samajh Aa
Raha Hai Wo Likh, Jo Nahi Aa
Raha Uska Jisa Hai Vaisa Hi
Design Bana De.
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How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love you to the depth and breadth and height,
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight,
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
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Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.
I love Humanity but I hate humans
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of good will.
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My heart for you will never break.
My smile for you will never fade.
My love for you will never end.
I love you!
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Teacher: Batao Ganga Kahan Se Nikalti Hai Aur Kaha Ja Ke Milti Hai?
Pappu: Madam, Ganga School Ke Bahane Ghar Se Nikalti Hai Aur Mandir Ke Piche Vivek Se Jaakar Milti Hai.
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Can you tell me a little about yourself?
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Hum Bebas hain Be-Parwah Nahi
Hum Udaas Hain Khafa Nahi
Qadar Karte Hain Doston Ki Dil Se
Hum Zindagi me Majboor to ho Sakte hain Lekin Beeewafa Nahi
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Main Bhool Nahi Hoon Kisi Ko,
Mere bahut Dost Hai Jammane Mein,
Bas Thodi Si Zindagi Uljhi Padi Hai,
Do Waqt Ki Roti Kamaane Mein.
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100 meter ki race ho rahi thi,
Referee said 1,2,3 GO.
Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.
Referee: Y r u not running?
Alia: My number is 4.
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
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Faasle hote nhi banaye jate hai,
milo dur rahkar riste nibhaye jate hai,
Dikhawe se jindagi nhi chalti,
kyoki kuch rishte bharose se nibhaye jate hai.
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Pyar to jindgi ka afsana he,
eska apna hi ek tarana he,
pata he ki sabko milege sirf aansu,
par na jane duniya me har koi kyo iska diwana he?
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Saase tham si jati hain par jaan nahi jati,
Dard hota hain par aawaz nahin aati,
Ajeeb se log hain es duniya mein,
Koi bhul nhi pata to kisi ko yaad nhi aati
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Raaton Ko Tanhai Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
Sirf Sapno Mein Hi Kisi Ka Sath Hota Hai
Dil Mera Bahut Hi Udas Hota Hai
Jab Teri Kami Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
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Raaton Ko Tanhai Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
Sirf Sapno Mein Hi Kisi Ka Sath Hota Hai
Dil Mera Bahut Hi Udas Hota Hai
Jab Teri Kami Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
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Heart Colors Are Many,tastes Are Many
But, You Are Unique!!
You Are Special!!
You Are Treasured And Loved,
By This True Heart!
You Are Forever In My Heart!
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Raaton Ko Tanhai Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
Sirf Sapno Mein Hi Kisi Ka Sath Hota Hai
Dil Mera Bahut Hi Udas Hota Hai
Jab Teri Kami Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
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Pani ki bundein phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai
€GOOD MORNING€
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