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Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaya hai tujhe.
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Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi,
Tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia?
Sardarni: Maine bra se apna muh chupa lia.
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Sex se pahle urine pass kare it mean jab bhi sex k lye wife
Ke pas jaye to first peshab kar k hi jaye.
Peshab se free hone k bad SEX karne me
jald discharge hone ka khatra kam ho jata ha.
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For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants.
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Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha,
Ladki Achanak Zor Se Hansi,
Ladka: Kya Hua Jaan?
Ladki: Jaanu Tumhara To Ek Hi Tatta Hai.
Ladka: Nahi Jaan Dusra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai.
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Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? Student: Jawani me mobile me HASEENO k numbers hote hai, Aur Budhape me HAKEEMO ke.
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Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
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Patni ghusse se: Mai ye ghar chod ke jaa rahi hu.
Pati: Jana hai to jaldi ja warna ga#d mar dunga.
Patni: Bas apki yehi meethi baatein jane nahi deti.
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You basically sit opposite each other and then you slide into his lap and sit on top of him.
You then join your legs behind him and he put his feet together to provide a kind of cradle for you.
You then just rock on him.
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To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.
& to say those sweet three words to U. Pay The Bill.
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Life Mein 2 Baatein Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
1. Hawa Chalti He To Patte Hilte Hai.
2. Nahi Chalti, To Nahi Hilte.
Bas Yaar Thanks Mat Bolna, Jab Tak Knowledge Hai, Dete Rahenge.
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I wish that the New Year turns out to be a very special one for you filling
Each day with peak of health, abundance of happiness and sunshine,
Beautiful luxury and prosperity and Zen like serenity.
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May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine,
The happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter,
The feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.
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Tere naam ko apne honto pe sajaya hain mene,
Teri ruh ko apne dil mein basaya hain maine,
Duniya tumhe dhondte dhondte ho jayegi pagal,
Dil ke aeise kone mein chhupaya hain mene.
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Lady doctor to kid: Lambi sans lo or kuch mehsos karo.
Kid: Ok.
Lady doctor: What do u feel now?
Kid: Your body spray is amaZing Baby.
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Apni to bass ek hi wish hai. Sar pe Taaj.
Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj.
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Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar
Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar
Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon main
Kyun nikal jatey hain woh pani bankar.
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Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…
Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?
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Palak : Arj kiya hai
Tum se nazar milate hi bhadak uthe mere dil mein
mohabbat ke shole,
Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole !
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GIRL: Jaanu Mere Munh Me Daalo, Main Chusungi
BOY: Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai Toh Main kya Karunga?
GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena Please .
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Ladkiyan Bahut Emotional Hoti Hai Isliye Unki Emotion Ki Hamesha Sammaan Kare.
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Teacher: Mintu, bataao 3 Idiots film dekh kar tumhe kya seekh mili?
Mintu: Ji sir, 3 Idiots film se hame ye shiksha milti hai ki waqt padne par doctor ke alawa engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai.
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Wife: Jab desi pite ho toh Paro kehte ho.
Jab whisky pite ho to Darling.
Aaj kya piya jo chudail kehte ho?
Husbund: Aaj main hosh me hu.
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu.
Nahi NAHAYA.
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SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun.
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The hottest place on earth is in Dallol, Ethiopia, which is a sizzling 94 degrees in the shade on a typical day.
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Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.
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Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas jaaye,
Saans bhi lo toh khushbu usi ki aaye,
Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe chaa jaaye,
Baat kuch bhi na ho pr naam usi ka aaye.
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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se TANG karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
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Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight.
In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram.
Ravan: Acha chal bye.
Ram: Arey kya hua?
Ravan: Kuch nai bas bye
Ram: Arey lekin hua kya?
Ravan: Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar?
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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Tez hava ka jhonka aya,
Sath me teri khushbu laya,
Tab mere dil me khayal aya,
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya.
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Samjh samjh ke samjh ko samjho samjha samjhna.
Bhi ek samjh hai samjh samjhke jo na samjhe meri samajh me wo na samajh hai.
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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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Pakistani Ladkiyon Ke Boobs Bade Kyon Hote Hain?
Kyun Ki.
Wo Aate Jaate Har Ek Ko Kehti Hain,
Aa Daab Aa Daab.
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अतीत पर ध्यान केन्द्रित मत करो, भविष्य का सपना भी मत देखो, वर्तमान क्षण पर ध्यान केंद्रित करो
चतुराई से जीने वाले लोगों को मौत से भी डरने की जरुरत नहीं है |
स्वास्थ्य सबसे महान उपहार है, संतोष सबसे बड़ा धन तथा विश्वसनीयता सबसे अच्छा संबंध है|
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I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
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Doctor Jab Aapko Pata Tha ki Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi Hai To Aap Chup Kyu The?
Patient Isse Phele Cockroch Gaya Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki Chipkali Usko Paked Legi
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RAJNIKANT arguing with his wife in anger shows his middle finger &.
Wife gets pregnant.
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टीचर: अगर कोई स्कूल के सामने बम रखता है
तो क्या करोगे ?
स्टूडेंट: 1 2 घंटे देखंगे
अगर कोई ले जाता है तो ठीक है
वरना Staff Room में रख देंगे.
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Santa: Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya.
Pinky: Haram Khor To Main Kaun Sa,
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.
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When you’re in Missionary, lift your feet off the bed and pull your knees into your chest. You can do this while he’s inside of you or before he penetrates you. As he pushes in and out of you, let your hips rock back and forth.
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Once Rajnikant participated in Moto gp Bike race,
Do not even try 2 guess wat happened.
Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear.
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Santa mandir m bhagwan se,
Puchta hai,hey prabhu,
Tune bachpan diya use cheen liya,
Aesh arram diya use cheen liya,
Paisa diya wo bi barbad ho gaya,
Aur ye BIWI di use dekar hi bhul gaya.
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Mene Kaha Wo Do Pal Ki Mulaqat Hai,
Dil Ne Kaha Ye Sadiyon Ka Sath Hai,
Mene Kaha Wo Meri Haar Hai,
Dil Ne Kaha Yahi To Pyar Hai.
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Mom asked Kapil why dont u study d whole year &,
Study Only during exams?
I replied,
Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.
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Faasle hote nhi banaye jate hai,
Milo dur rahkar riste nibhaye jate hai,
Dikhawe se jindagi nhi chalti,
Kyoki kuch rishte bharose se nibhaye jate hai.
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Agar Aap Ki GF,
Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti.
Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho,
Kisi Ki GF Nahi Sunti.
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A girl comes late to class,
Teacher: Why r u late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: So what?
Girl: D boy was walking very slowly.
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