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Jis ladki ko patana ho uske har ang ki tariff karo, maslan bal se lekar khaal tak.....
dis tip work very nyce..
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain
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Hindi hamari matribhasha hai, pitrabhasha kyun nahi?
Kyunki,
Mataji ne Pitaji ko kabhi bolne hi nahin diya…!
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
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Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.
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Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
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Santa: Take My Card.
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Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
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Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
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All Cards are Accepted.
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संता शराब पीते-पीते रोने लगा..
क्या हुआ यार, रो क्यों रहा है?
संता-यार, जिस लड़की को भुलाने के लिए पी रहा था, उसका नाम याद नहीं आ रहा!
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संता और बंता एक बुजुर्ग की मृत्यु पर शोकसभा में गए।
वहां पर एक लड़की आई और संता के गले लग कर रोने लगी।
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Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.
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Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
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खुश करने के लिए उनकों फूलों का तोहफा दें। हो सकता है आपके पास तोहफा देने का कोई अवसर ना हो। बिना किसी ऐसे अवसर के भी उन्हें तोहफा दें
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Girl - Nothing
Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu!
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Teri yaad me jara ankhe bhigo lu,
Udas raat ki tanhai me solu,
Akele gum ka bojh ab sambhlta nai,
Agar tu mil jaye to tujse lipat kar rolu
MISS U!
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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho
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No poems, no fancy words;
As you sow so you plough.
I just want you to know;
I love you, my loving dove.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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So Many Time
I Thought I'd Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is :)
Happy Valentine's Day
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Happy Kiss Day
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Love can be expressed in many ways.
One way I know is to send it across the distance
to the person who is reading this.
Happy Kiss Day
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Its me who live for you my dear valentine
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here, Its me who live for you.
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Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.
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If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would have been born 200 years back .
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Then the Britishers would be fighting for INDEPENDENCE.
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Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.
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Student Shayari On Exams -
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
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Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile.
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