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Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they?
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I just want to be close to you.
I miss your touch and your kiss.
I miss our fun times together.
I miss our quiet talks.
I simply miss you.
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Faasle mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,. dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna, bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum, aankhon main hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna
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Girl- Aaj mat dalo. Boy- Kyon? Girl- Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, main puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye -EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-
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Kaisa ajib rishta hai dil ka.dil aaj bhi dhoke me hai aur dhokebaaj aaj bhi dil me hai
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Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
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A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.
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Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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When time comes for u
to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone
who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts
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When time comes for u
to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone
who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts
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Life is so stupid
An ordinary person makes us laugh,
and a very special person always make us cry.
Still we care for the special One
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Yahi dua karta hu khuda se
Aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan
Chahe unme shaamil hum na ho.
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Teacher: Translate the sentance into English.
Vasant ne Muje Mukka Mara
Student: Vasant panch me
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All i think about is u
if there was one star for the love
I have for u then
It would be day time all the timeAll think about is u
if there was one star for the love
I have for u then
It would be day time all the time
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This message is to remind you that you are beautiful, talented and one of a kind. No one can stop you from doing anything that is on your mind. Good morning.
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May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.
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Don’t check my status, look into my heart.
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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine..
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Agar Wo Kabhi Aapke Ghar Ke Samne Se Gujre To Use Apne Ghar Jarur Bulayen, Aur Chaay Ya Coffee Jarur Pilaye. Isse Wo Aapke Mehman Navaji Ki Kayal Ho Jayegi.
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Agar Aap Unke Sath Antakhari Khele To Unko Target Karke Loveable Song Jarur Gaye.
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Aap Hamesha Unse Sach Bolne Ki Koshish Kare, Isse Aap Unhe Sachche Ladke Lagenge. Jo Ki Impress Karne Ke Liye Jaruri Hai.
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If luvin was aginst the law,
and kissin was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin time.
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Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys
Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha
Girls: Hum Tumhai Hara ke Dikhayen ge..
Boys: Hum Haar Gaye.. Jaldi Dikhao.
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Koi 1 din select karo..
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Kar liya…?
Reply mat karna..
Bas us din naha liya karo plz
I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai
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Nepali ke mobile mein raat 2 baje phone aya..
aap so to nahi rahe hein.
nepali gusse se..
kamino ye jarori nahi ki har nepali chowkidar ho!
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Every heart has a pain.
Only the way of expression is different.
Some hide it in eyes while.
Some hide in their smile.
THAT’S life
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We all have that one friendthat walks into your home like its their home..
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Why do we say
“pyaar mein gir gaya”??
Bcoz if we say
“pyaar mein khada ho gaya”
toh double meaning ho jaega na..!!
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Sarkar: Maji satakali re
Anna: Kyo sarkar
Sarkar: mere 100cr vote kamm ho gaye na..
Anna: Meri jarurate he kam isliye mujme he dum
I’m Anna Hazare
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I’m young but I have been through so much…
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Always wear cute pyjamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
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Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae,
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae,
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost,
Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.
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Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya….
Phool + Nazare = wasant aya….
Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya..
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A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha
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Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for
successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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Mera to bad luck hi kharab hai
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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
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Stages of a relationship
Stage 1: Talk, talk and talk
Stage 2: Please talk to me
Stage 3: Don’t you dare talk to me
Stage 4: We need to talk..
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Jab bhi ghoomne jao aur paise kharch karne ka waqt aaye to tum bhi paise kharch kiya karo. Ladkon ko ye lagta hai ki agar unke jeevan mein koi ladki aayi to jeb dheeli ho jayegi. Tum kharcha karogi to wo khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega. Ek baar pyaar ho gaya fir tum batwa ghar bhool jaana – sab chalta hai.
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