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Rishwat

Majnu ne khuda se poocha: Aye khuda tune ladki ki kamar kaisi banai mitti kam pad gayi ya rishwat thi khayi.
Khuda ne jawaab diya: Na mitti kam pad gayi na rishwat khai kamar dabai tabhi to chuchiyan Bahar aayi.

Oct,7 2015
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Dhadkan

Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas jaaye,
Saans bhi lo toh khushbu usi ki aaye,
Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe chaa jaaye,
Baat kuch bhi na ho pr naam usi ka aaye.

Oct,3 2015
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Devdas

Devdas ki beevie hai Paro,
Wah wah wah wah,
Devdas ki beevie hai Paro,
Acp ne Daya se kha is ilake ka chapa chapa chan maro.

Sep,29 2015
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स्टोव

पप्पू ने पड़ोस की भाभी के पास जाकर पूछा: आपके पास स्टोव की पिन है क्या?
भाभी: स्टोव पे खाना पका रहे हो क्या?
पप्पू: नहीं, सुबह से मुट्ठ मार रहा हूँ, पर गिरता ही नहीं है, लगता है अन्दर कुछ फंसा है।

Sep,28 2015
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Tension

Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se TANG karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

Sep,28 2015
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Ravan

Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight.
In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram.
Ravan: Acha chal bye.
Ram: Arey kya hua?
Ravan: Kuch nai bas bye
Ram: Arey lekin hua kya?
Ravan: Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar?

Sep,24 2015
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Intezaar

Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.

Sep,22 2015
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BF CD

3rd Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola,
Teacher: ABCD Likho.
Pappu Ne Likh Di,
A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Teacher Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: Arey Isme BFCD Kaha Hai?
Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.

Sep,17 2015
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Cartoon

Sep,15 2015
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Mera Dost

Tez hava ka jhonka aya,
Sath me teri khushbu laya,
Tab mere dil me khayal aya,
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya.

Sep,15 2015
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Samajh

Samjh samjh ke samjh ko samjho samjha samjhna.
Bhi ek samjh hai samjh samjhke jo na samjhe meri samajh me wo na samajh hai.

Sep,14 2015
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Math Disruption

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Sep,14 2015
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Aa Daab

Pakistani Ladkiyon Ke Boobs Bade Kyon Hote Hain?
Kyun Ki.
Wo Aate Jaate Har Ek Ko Kehti Hain,
Aa Daab Aa Daab.

Sep,11 2015
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भविष्य का सपना

अतीत पर ध्यान केन्द्रित मत करो, भविष्य का सपना भी मत देखो, वर्तमान क्षण पर ध्यान केंद्रित करो
चतुराई से जीने वाले लोगों को मौत से भी डरने की जरुरत नहीं है |
स्वास्थ्य सबसे महान उपहार है, संतोष सबसे बड़ा धन तथा विश्वसनीयता सबसे अच्छा संबंध है|

Sep,9 2015
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Always found

I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them


Sep,9 2015
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Chipkali Aapke

Doctor Jab Aapko Pata Tha ki Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi Hai To Aap Chup Kyu The?
Patient Isse Phele Cockroch Gaya Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki Chipkali Usko Paked Legi

Sep,9 2015
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Middle Finger

RAJNIKANT arguing with his wife in anger shows his middle finger &.
Wife gets pregnant.

Sep,4 2015
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ज़िंदगी और प्यार

कितना अधूरा लगता है, जब बादल हो बारिश न हो,
जब ज़िंदगी हो और प्यार न हो,
आँखें हों पर ख्वाब न हों,
जब खड़ा हो और जुगाड़ न हो।

Sep,3 2015
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Sex ke Time

Dr. Giving Lecture: Sex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment me koi fark nahi padta.
Ek Girl: Polythene me Rasgulla daal ke Choos kar dekh, tab pata chalega, chutiya kahi ka.

Sep,2 2015
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2 घंटे

टीचर: अगर कोई स्कूल के सामने बम रखता है
तो क्या करोगे ?
स्टूडेंट: 1 2 घंटे देखंगे
अगर कोई ले जाता है तो ठीक है
वरना Staff Room में रख देंगे.

Sep,2 2015
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Doctor Ban Gayi

Santa: Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya.
Pinky: Haram Khor To Main Kaun Sa,
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

Sep,1 2015
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Missionary

When you’re in Missionary, lift your feet off the bed and pull your knees into your chest. You can do this while he’s inside of you or before he penetrates you. As he pushes in and out of you, let your hips rock back and forth.

Aug,27 2015
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Neutral Gear

Once Rajnikant participated in Moto gp Bike race,
Do not even try 2 guess wat happened.
Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear.

Aug,27 2015
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Barbad Santa

Santa mandir m bhagwan se,
Puchta hai,hey prabhu,
Tune bachpan diya use cheen liya,
Aesh arram diya use cheen liya,
Paisa diya wo bi barbad ho gaya,
Aur ye BIWI di use dekar hi bhul gaya.

Aug,26 2015
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Sadiyon Ka Sath

Mene Kaha Wo Do Pal Ki Mulaqat Hai,
Dil Ne Kaha Ye Sadiyon Ka Sath Hai,
Mene Kaha Wo Meri Haar Hai,
Dil Ne Kaha Yahi To Pyar Hai.

Aug,20 2015
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During Exams

Mom asked Kapil why dont u study d whole year &,
Study Only during exams?
I replied,
Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.

Aug,19 2015
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Rishte Bharose Se

Faasle hote nhi banaye jate hai,
Milo dur rahkar riste nibhaye jate hai,
Dikhawe se jindagi nhi chalti,
Kyoki kuch rishte bharose se nibhaye jate hai.

Aug,19 2015
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Girlfriend Ka Kehna

Agar Aap Ki GF,
Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti.
Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho,
Kisi Ki GF Nahi Sunti.

Aug,18 2015
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Maar Mary Maar

Pehle Mary Kom movie ka Title bhi Bhag Milka Bhag ki Tarah hi Rakha tha.
Par jab unhone Title ko Dobara Pada to Fir to Badalna hi Pada:
Maar Mary Maar

Aug,17 2015
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Kutte Pe Gayi Hai

Boy:Tu Kitne Baje Uthati Hai?
Girl: Apna Koi Time Nhi Jab Dil Kre So Jati Hu,
Aur Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hu.
Boy: Notty Tu Bilkul Mere Kutte Pe Gayi Hai

Aug,17 2015
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Dub Jata

Papu Aur Raj Swimming Pool Me Naha Rahe the.
Papu Dubne Laga, to us ne Raj Ki Lulli Pakad Li.
Raj : Bhosdike Tairna Seekh,
Ladki K sath Hota to dub Jata!

Aug,17 2015
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कोई अंडरवियर नहीँ

लडका लडकी से: मेरा जादू देखो तुमने अभी कोई अंडरवियर नहीँ पहन रखी हे
लडकी :नहीँ तुम गलत हो मेन्ने पहन रखी हे
लडका: हो मेने 15 मिनट बाद की भविष्यवाणी की हे

Aug,17 2015
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Walk Slowly

A girl comes late to class,
Teacher: Why r u late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: So what?
Girl: D boy was walking very slowly.

Aug,14 2015
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No Doubt

The Bikes from Yamaha company Are,
R1, R6, Rx, Rxz.
Its With no doubt,
R Means RAJNIKANTH.

Aug,13 2015
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Dosti Ki Mehnat

Aakhen teri ho magar aasun mere ho,
Dil tera ho magar dharkan meri ho,
Khuda kare harami dosti itni gahri ho,
Ki baap tu bane magar mehnat meri ho.

Aug,12 2015
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फॉरेनर का चालान

हरियाणा पुलिस का हवलदार. पेन हाथ में लेकर: भाई, चालान बनाना पड़ेगा। के नाम सै तेरा ?
फॉरेनर: Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy.
हवलदार: इबकै छोड रहा हूँ, फेर ना फस ज्याइए !
भाज ज्या !

Aug,10 2015
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Allah Ki Rehmat

Husband: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta.
Hakim: Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin, Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai.

Aug,7 2015
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Shokeen Pati

35 Years Ki Aurat Balcony Se Niche Kachre Ke Dabbay Mein Ja Giri.
Santa Ja Raha Tha, Dekh Ke Bola: Pati, Kafi Shokeen Lagta Hai, Warna Ye Abhi 8, 10 Saal Or Chal Sakti Thi.

Aug,7 2015
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Mera Janaja

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Uski Gali Se Yaaro.
Warna Warna
Uski Maa Kahegi.
Kameena Marte Marte Bhi Ek Round Laga Gaya.

Aug,6 2015
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Greatest Gift

Health is the greatest gift,
Contentment the greatest wealth,
Faithfulness the best relationship.

Aug,5 2015
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Party Me Kisi

Agar Aap Party Me Kisi Ladki Ko Patana Chahte Ho To, Aap Sabse Pehle Unse Jakar Mile Aur Apna Introduction De, Isse Dhire-Dhire Baat Chit Ka Silsila Shuru Hoga Aur Aap Use Pata Lenge.
Agar Aap Me Koi Buri Aadat Ho To Use Chhod De, Bure Ladke Pasand Nahi Kiye Jate Hai, Isliye Apni Buri Aadato Ko Chod De.

Aug,5 2015
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लड़की चोदेगा

बाबा SEX की गोली बेच रहा था-
1 गोली लेगा 1फीट लंबा, 2 गोली लेगा 2फीट लंबा,
रामू- बाबा 10 गोली लूँगा तो...?
बाबा- मादरचोद, लड़की चोदेगा या बोरिंग खोदेगा....

Aug,4 2015
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Cheating

Rocking Student Life Cheatng
In Exam:

Boy 1: ye Kya Likha Hai..??

Boy 2: saale Jo Word Samajh Aa
Raha Hai Wo Likh, Jo Nahi Aa
Raha Uska Jisa Hai Vaisa Hi
Design Bana De.

Aug,4 2015
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Ideal Grace

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love you to the depth and breadth and height,
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight,
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

Aug,3 2015
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Someone Else

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.
I love Humanity but I hate humans
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of good will.

Aug,1 2015
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Never End

My heart for you will never break.
My smile for you will never fade.
My love for you will never end.
I love you!

Aug,1 2015
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Dighlight Dekhuga

In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting?
SardaR koi baat nahi highlight dekhuga

Aug,1 2015
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Life Time Validity

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?
Patni Boli: Aaj Tak To TopUp Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.

Jul,31 2015
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Mandir Ke Piche

Teacher: Batao Ganga Kahan Se Nikalti Hai Aur Kaha Ja Ke Milti Hai?
Pappu: Madam, Ganga School Ke Bahane Ghar Se Nikalti Hai Aur Mandir Ke Piche Vivek Se Jaakar Milti Hai.

Jul,28 2015
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Sonakshi ko

Alia reads in new paper:
Police caught 80 kg heroin!
Alia: shit yaar, Sonakshi ko kyon pakda

Jul,27 2015
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