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Biwi Aur Saas

Game Show: Agar App Ki Biwi Aur Saas Par Koi Sher Hamla Kar De Toh Kese Bachao Ge
Papu: Sir Sher Ko, Kayon ki Sher Bache Hi Kitane Hai

Dec,10 2015
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Achchha Baba Karlo

World’s Most romantic Line Ever
Said By a Girl to Her Boyfriend:
Achchha Baba.. Karlo.

Dec,10 2015
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Gora Karne Wali Creme

Santa To Shopkeeper: Gora Karne Wali Creme Hai Tumahare Pass.
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai.
Santa: Fer Saale Lagata Kyun Ni Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janta Hoon.

Dec,8 2015
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Khafa Rahe Honge

Mana Ke Mujhse Woh Khafa Rahe Honge,
Ho Sakta Hai Woh Mujhe Aazma Rahe Honge.
Hum Utni Hi Shiddat Se Yaad Karenge Unhein,
Jitni Shiddat Se Woh Hamein Bhula Rahe Honge.

Dec,7 2015
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Sach Batao Na

She: How am i looking?
He: Nice
She: Sach sach batao na.
He: Khada ho gaya mera, Blocked.

Dec,4 2015
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Remove Ur Kurti

Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
Ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.
Finally the suitcase is closed.

Dec,4 2015
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Acchhi Cheezein

Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha Nice Top and Jeans.
Girl: Thanks.
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA.
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein,
Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai.

Dec,3 2015
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Paya Hai Tujhe


Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaya hai tujhe.

Dec,2 2015
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Ahista Ahista Lena

Pappu To Girlfriend: Aaj Se Main Teri Har Cheez Istemaal Karunga.
Girl: Lekin Woh Rubber Ka Lxnd Zara Ahista Ahista Lena.
Bahut Bada Hain, Teri Gxand Fatt Sakti Hain.

Dec,1 2015
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परिवार में बुजुर्ग

कटिंग कराने के बाद नाई से बोला
यार झाँट में 1 2सफ़ेद बाल आ गए उनको भी निकाल दे .
नाई बोला : रहने दो भाई साहब परिवार में 1-2 बुजुर्ग रहते है घर में बरकत बनी रहती है.

Nov,30 2015
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Naam Nahi Rakha

Interviewer: Your wifes name?
Banta: Mrs. Kaur.
Interviewer: Whats her whole name?
Banta: Hole ka nam rakha nahi ab tak,
Hum to pyar se bhosda hi bolte hai.

Nov,26 2015
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Ek Larka

Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi,
Tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia?
Sardarni: Maine bra se apna muh chupa lia.

 

Nov,21 2015
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Nayi Soch

Girl: Mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand hai.
Boy: Mujhe bhi tumhare Chut aur Kule bahut pasand hai.
Rishta vahi, Soch Nayi.

Nov,20 2015
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Urine Pass

Sex se pahle urine pass kare it mean jab bhi sex k lye wife
Ke pas jaye to first peshab kar k hi jaye.
Peshab se free hone k bad SEX karne me
jald discharge hone ka khatra kam ho jata ha.

Nov,19 2015
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Every Human

For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants.

Nov,18 2015
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Dress Silvani Hai

Tailor: Neck kitni rakhni hai bahen ji?
Ladki: Itni deep rakho k ladke mere ball pe flat ho jay.
Tailor: Kamar ka nap kitna rakhu?
Ladki: Itni fitting me karo ki ladko k muh se lar tapak jay.
Tailor: Hips ka nap kya rakhna hai bahen ji?
Ladki: Itna tight rakho ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jay.
Tailor: Bc dress silvane aai hai ki apni Gand marvane .

Nov,18 2015
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आशिक़

इश्क़ में ये अंजाम पाया है,
हाथ पैर टूटे, मुँह से खून आया है.
हॉस्पिटल पहुंचे तो नर्स ने फ़रमाया,
बहारों फूल बरसाओ, किसी का आशिक़ आया है.

Nov,15 2015
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Ladki Ke Sath

Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha,
Ladki Achanak Zor Se Hansi,
Ladka: Kya Hua Jaan?
Ladki: Jaanu Tumhara To Ek Hi Tatta Hai.
Ladka: Nahi Jaan Dusra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai.

Nov,10 2015
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Jawani aur Budhape

Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? Student: Jawani me mobile me HASEENO k numbers hote hai, Aur Budhape me HAKEEMO ke.

Nov,8 2015
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Tawazzo Na Di

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Nov,7 2015
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Jaldi Ja

Patni ghusse se: Mai ye ghar chod ke jaa rahi hu.
Pati: Jana hai to jaldi ja warna ga#d mar dunga.
Patni: Bas apki yehi meethi baatein jane nahi deti.

 

Nov,6 2015
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Upwas Hai

Pati: Jaanu chalo na aaj sx karte hain.
Patni: Nahi ji aaj mera upwas hai aaj nahi.
Pati: To mere lu#d me kya aata laga hai jo tera upwas tut jayega.

Nov,6 2015
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Face To Face

You basically sit opposite each other and then you slide into his lap and sit on top of him.
You then join your legs behind him and he put his feet together to provide a kind of cradle for you.
You then just rock on him.

Nov,4 2015
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I Want U

To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.
& to say those sweet three words to U. Pay The Bill.

Nov,4 2015
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2 Baate

Life Mein 2 Baatein Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
1. Hawa Chalti He To Patte Hilte Hai.
2. Nahi Chalti, To Nahi Hilte.
Bas Yaar Thanks Mat Bolna, Jab Tak Knowledge Hai, Dete Rahenge.

Nov,4 2015
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Happiness And Sunshine

I wish that the New Year turns out to be a very special one for you filling
Each day with peak of health, abundance of happiness and sunshine,
Beautiful luxury and prosperity and Zen like serenity.

Nov,3 2015
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Warmth Of Sunshine

May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine,
The happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter,
The feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.

 

Nov,3 2015
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Apne Dil Me

Tere naam ko apne honto pe sajaya hain mene,
Teri ruh ko apne dil mein basaya hain maine,
Duniya tumhe dhondte dhondte ho jayegi pagal,
Dil ke aeise kone mein chhupaya hain mene.

Nov,3 2015
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Dakaar Mari

2 rand khadi thi.
1boli: Lagta he grahak a raha hai.
Dusri: Tuje kaise pata?
Pehli: Mujhe lund ki sugandh aa rahi hai.
Dusri: Are pagli wo to maine dakaar mari thi.

Nov,3 2015
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Body Spray

Lady doctor to kid: Lambi sans lo or kuch mehsos karo.
Kid: Ok.
Lady doctor: What do u feel now?
Kid: Your body spray is amaZing Baby.

Nov,2 2015
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Lal Manjan

Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai manoranjan,
Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai manoranjan,
Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.

Oct,30 2015
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खूबसूरत लडकियां

जीजा: तुम लडकियां इतनी खूबसूरत क्यों हो?
साली: क्यूंकि भगवान ने हमें अपने हाथों से बनाया है
जीजा: ले, बोल तो ऐसे रही है जैसे हमें तो मजदूरों को ठेके पर दिया था.

Oct,30 2015
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Ek Wish

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai. Sar pe Taaj.
Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj.

Oct,28 2015
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Kahani Bankar

Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar
Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar
Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon main
Kyun nikal jatey hain woh pani bankar.

Oct,28 2015
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Chewing the PAAN

Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…

Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?

Oct,27 2015
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Mohabbat Ke Shole

Palak : Arj kiya hai

Tum se nazar milate hi bhadak uthe mere dil mein

mohabbat ke shole,

Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole !

Oct,27 2015
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O God O God

Pappu: Kal Papa Ke Room Se Pray Karney Ki Aawazein Aa Rahi Thi.
Jeeto: Ye To Achchi Baat Hai.
Pappu: Papa To Chup The, Unki Secretary Chilla Rahi Thi 'O God O God''

Oct,27 2015
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Main Chusungi

GIRL: Jaanu Mere Munh Me Daalo, Main Chusungi
BOY: Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai Toh Main kya Karunga?
GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena Please .

 

Oct,27 2015
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Gullak aur Ghanti

Sadhu Fati Dhoti Pehan Kar Ghar se Nikalta Hai Aur Mandir Mein Puja ke Liye Jhukta hai,
Ek Aurat Sadhu ki Gand ko Gullak Samajh Kar us Me ek Sikka Daal Deti Hai,
Sadhu Seedha ho ke Bolta Hai: "Ab Ghanti Bhi Bhaja Do".

Oct,26 2015
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Angry Alok Nath

Angry Alok Nath - "Are NIRLAJJO,PAAPIYO !!!!! Sab Thik Hai,Lekin ye Kisne Bola Ke Alok Nath Ne Apne Baap ki Shaadi me Apni Maa Ka Kanya Daan Kiya Tha"

Oct,26 2015
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Moti Ho Jaaungi

Patni:-Kyon Jab Main Moti Ho Jaaungi,
Tab Bhi Tum Mujhe Aise Hi Pyaar Karoge?
Pati:-Bilkul Nahin, Maine Sirf Such Dukh Main Saath Dene ka vaada kiya tha.

Oct,26 2015
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Emotions

Ladkiyan Bahut Emotional Hoti Hai Isliye Unki Emotion Ki Hamesha Sammaan Kare.

Oct,21 2015
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Shiksha

Teacher: Mintu, bataao 3 Idiots film dekh kar tumhe kya seekh mili?
Mintu: Ji sir, 3 Idiots film se hame ye shiksha milti hai ki waqt padne par doctor ke alawa engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai.

Oct,19 2015
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Hosh Main

Wife: Jab desi pite ho toh Paro kehte ho.
Jab whisky pite ho to Darling.
Aaj kya piya jo chudail kehte ho?
Husbund: Aaj main hosh me hu.

Oct,16 2015
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Kushbu

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu.
Nahi NAHAYA.

Oct,16 2015
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Taala

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun.

Oct,16 2015
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Umeed

Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu,
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu,
Daya says salary sabko milti he,
Darwaza main hi kyo todu?

Oct,16 2015
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Hottest Place

The hottest place on earth is in Dallol, Ethiopia, which is a sizzling 94 degrees in the shade on a typical day.

Oct,13 2015
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Pyaari Dosti

Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.

Oct,9 2015
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Periods

Pappu School der se pahuncha.
TEACHR: Do u know value of periods,
Yes madem,
1bar Pados ki DIDI ko nahi hua to,
Uski maa Behosh,
Bap ko Atack,
Aur mera bhai Farrar.

Oct,8 2015
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