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The Bikes from Yamaha company Are,
R1, R6, Rx, Rxz.
Its With no doubt,
R Means RAJNIKANTH.
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35 Years Ki Aurat Balcony Se Niche Kachre Ke Dabbay Mein Ja Giri.
Santa Ja Raha Tha, Dekh Ke Bola: Pati, Kafi Shokeen Lagta Hai, Warna Ye Abhi 8, 10 Saal Or Chal Sakti Thi.
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Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Uski Gali Se Yaaro.
Warna Warna
Uski Maa Kahegi.
Kameena Marte Marte Bhi Ek Round Laga Gaya.
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Health is the greatest gift,
Contentment the greatest wealth,
Faithfulness the best relationship.
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Agar Aap Party Me Kisi Ladki Ko Patana Chahte Ho To, Aap Sabse Pehle Unse Jakar Mile Aur Apna Introduction De, Isse Dhire-Dhire Baat Chit Ka Silsila Shuru Hoga Aur Aap Use Pata Lenge.
Agar Aap Me Koi Buri Aadat Ho To Use Chhod De, Bure Ladke Pasand Nahi Kiye Jate Hai, Isliye Apni Buri Aadato Ko Chod De.
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Rocking Student Life Cheatng
In Exam:
Boy 1: ye Kya Likha Hai..??
Boy 2: saale Jo Word Samajh Aa
Raha Hai Wo Likh, Jo Nahi Aa
Raha Uska Jisa Hai Vaisa Hi
Design Bana De.
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How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love you to the depth and breadth and height,
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight,
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
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Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.
I love Humanity but I hate humans
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of good will.
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My heart for you will never break.
My smile for you will never fade.
My love for you will never end.
I love you!
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Teacher: Batao Ganga Kahan Se Nikalti Hai Aur Kaha Ja Ke Milti Hai?
Pappu: Madam, Ganga School Ke Bahane Ghar Se Nikalti Hai Aur Mandir Ke Piche Vivek Se Jaakar Milti Hai.
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Can you tell me a little about yourself?
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Hum Bebas hain Be-Parwah Nahi
Hum Udaas Hain Khafa Nahi
Qadar Karte Hain Doston Ki Dil Se
Hum Zindagi me Majboor to ho Sakte hain Lekin Beeewafa Nahi
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Main Bhool Nahi Hoon Kisi Ko,
Mere bahut Dost Hai Jammane Mein,
Bas Thodi Si Zindagi Uljhi Padi Hai,
Do Waqt Ki Roti Kamaane Mein.
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100 meter ki race ho rahi thi,
Referee said 1,2,3 GO.
Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.
Referee: Y r u not running?
Alia: My number is 4.
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
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Faasle hote nhi banaye jate hai,
milo dur rahkar riste nibhaye jate hai,
Dikhawe se jindagi nhi chalti,
kyoki kuch rishte bharose se nibhaye jate hai.
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Pyar to jindgi ka afsana he,
eska apna hi ek tarana he,
pata he ki sabko milege sirf aansu,
par na jane duniya me har koi kyo iska diwana he?
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Saase tham si jati hain par jaan nahi jati,
Dard hota hain par aawaz nahin aati,
Ajeeb se log hain es duniya mein,
Koi bhul nhi pata to kisi ko yaad nhi aati
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Raaton Ko Tanhai Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
Sirf Sapno Mein Hi Kisi Ka Sath Hota Hai
Dil Mera Bahut Hi Udas Hota Hai
Jab Teri Kami Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
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Raaton Ko Tanhai Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
Sirf Sapno Mein Hi Kisi Ka Sath Hota Hai
Dil Mera Bahut Hi Udas Hota Hai
Jab Teri Kami Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
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Heart Colors Are Many,tastes Are Many
But, You Are Unique!!
You Are Special!!
You Are Treasured And Loved,
By This True Heart!
You Are Forever In My Heart!
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Raaton Ko Tanhai Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
Sirf Sapno Mein Hi Kisi Ka Sath Hota Hai
Dil Mera Bahut Hi Udas Hota Hai
Jab Teri Kami Ka Ehsas Hota Hai
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Pani ki bundein phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai
€GOOD MORNING€
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Height of good luck!
Teacher: hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
student: who? Me?
teacher: very good. Sit down....
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kash is sms ki aankhe hoti to apko dekh pate
kash is sms ki saanse hoti to aapko mehsus kar pate
kash is sms ki zuba hoti to aap se keh
pate "miss u"
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Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
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Doctor Checkup Girl
Nice Looking Girl
Doctor:Ok Now Breath,Give You Wrist....show Your Eyes....
Old Lady:
Doctor:Open You Mouth.
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat,
duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to videsh hai.
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Of my mental cycles, I devote maybe 10% to business thinking. Business isn’t that complicated. I wouldn’t want that on my business card.” – Bill Gates
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Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes
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ACP: Daya Mujhe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha is Maggi Par.
Daya: Wo kaise sir..?
ACP: Ek to female…
Aur upar se 2 min me Taiyar!!
Kuch to gadbad hai daya
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शायद फिर वो तक़दीर मिल जाये
जीवन के वो हसीं पल मिल जाये
चल फिर से बैठें वो क्लास कि लास्ट बैंच पे
शायद फिर से वो पुराने दोस्त मिल जाएँ ।
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Koi bi ladki zyada gussa nahi pasnd karti so gussa kam karo , cool raho..
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In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
A cockroach will live for weeks without its head before it starves to death
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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Starfish have no brains.
Polar bears are left-handed.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
In France, it is legal to marry a dead person (Contributed by Loes - 16 May 2015)
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Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye ,
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki ,
Wo RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gye...
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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
Kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai
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Why should we hire you?
What did you like least about your last job?
When were you most satisfied in your job?
What can you do for us that other candidates can't?
What were the responsibilities of your last position?
Why are you leaving your present job?
What do you know about this industry?
What do you know about our company?
Are you willing to relocate?
Do you have any questions for me?
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This can lighten the mood and bring people down from a tense state. Just make sure you’re using this at appropriate times.
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Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge ‘Whatsapp’ par hai!!!
Ya log pura din ‘Whatsapp’ par lage huye hain..
esliye bazaar me mandi hai ..!!
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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
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If you’re late for something, you’re giving someone the opportunity to judge you without you even being there. If you say you’re going to be somewhere at a certain time, then be there at that time. Waiting for someone when they should already be there is frustrating and annoying.
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Every girl wants a guy with a sense of romance. Girls like to pretend (deep down inside, mostly; sometimes very literally) that they are stars of their own fairy tale, and they want to be treated like it. Show your girl that you care about her by putting a little effort into your romance.
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As we know try to talk funny for getting better response. Talk some funny moments that you face in your past either tell her to say something about her past that makes you both people laugh.
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Have a picnic at a park, especially if it’s a pleasant sunny day. There’s something about staring at nature’s beauty that makes us all feel wonderful inside.
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GF : hi baby :)
BF : top up ya Net recharge?
GF : you always think like that :3
BF : sorry baby,Bolo kya hua.
GF : I want 2 new jeans
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