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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine..
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Agar Wo Kabhi Aapke Ghar Ke Samne Se Gujre To Use Apne Ghar Jarur Bulayen, Aur Chaay Ya Coffee Jarur Pilaye. Isse Wo Aapke Mehman Navaji Ki Kayal Ho Jayegi.
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Agar Aap Unke Sath Antakhari Khele To Unko Target Karke Loveable Song Jarur Gaye.
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Aap Hamesha Unse Sach Bolne Ki Koshish Kare, Isse Aap Unhe Sachche Ladke Lagenge. Jo Ki Impress Karne Ke Liye Jaruri Hai.
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If luvin was aginst the law,
and kissin was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin time.
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Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys
Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha
Girls: Hum Tumhai Hara ke Dikhayen ge..
Boys: Hum Haar Gaye.. Jaldi Dikhao.
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Koi 1 din select karo..
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Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Kar liya…?
Reply mat karna..
Bas us din naha liya karo plz
I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai
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Nepali ke mobile mein raat 2 baje phone aya..
aap so to nahi rahe hein.
nepali gusse se..
kamino ye jarori nahi ki har nepali chowkidar ho!
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Every heart has a pain.
Only the way of expression is different.
Some hide it in eyes while.
Some hide in their smile.
THAT’S life
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We all have that one friendthat walks into your home like its their home..
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Why do we say
“pyaar mein gir gaya”??
Bcoz if we say
“pyaar mein khada ho gaya”
toh double meaning ho jaega na..!!
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Sarkar: Maji satakali re
Anna: Kyo sarkar
Sarkar: mere 100cr vote kamm ho gaye na..
Anna: Meri jarurate he kam isliye mujme he dum
I’m Anna Hazare
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I’m young but I have been through so much…
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Always wear cute pyjamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
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Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae,
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae,
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost,
Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.
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Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya….
Phool + Nazare = wasant aya….
Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya..
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A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha
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Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for
successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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Mera to bad luck hi kharab hai
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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
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Stages of a relationship
Stage 1: Talk, talk and talk
Stage 2: Please talk to me
Stage 3: Don’t you dare talk to me
Stage 4: We need to talk..
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Jab bhi ghoomne jao aur paise kharch karne ka waqt aaye to tum bhi paise kharch kiya karo. Ladkon ko ye lagta hai ki agar unke jeevan mein koi ladki aayi to jeb dheeli ho jayegi. Tum kharcha karogi to wo khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega. Ek baar pyaar ho gaya fir tum batwa ghar bhool jaana – sab chalta hai.
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Jis ladki ko patana ho uske har ang ki tariff karo, maslan bal se lekar khaal tak.....
dis tip work very nyce..
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain
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Hindi hamari matribhasha hai, pitrabhasha kyun nahi?
Kyunki,
Mataji ne Pitaji ko kabhi bolne hi nahin diya…!
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
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Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.
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Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
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Santa: Take My Card.
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Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
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Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
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All Cards are Accepted.
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संता शराब पीते-पीते रोने लगा..
क्या हुआ यार, रो क्यों रहा है?
संता-यार, जिस लड़की को भुलाने के लिए पी रहा था, उसका नाम याद नहीं आ रहा!
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संता और बंता एक बुजुर्ग की मृत्यु पर शोकसभा में गए।
वहां पर एक लड़की आई और संता के गले लग कर रोने लगी।
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Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.
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Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
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खुश करने के लिए उनकों फूलों का तोहफा दें। हो सकता है आपके पास तोहफा देने का कोई अवसर ना हो। बिना किसी ऐसे अवसर के भी उन्हें तोहफा दें
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Girl - Nothing
Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu!
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Teri yaad me jara ankhe bhigo lu,
Udas raat ki tanhai me solu,
Akele gum ka bojh ab sambhlta nai,
Agar tu mil jaye to tujse lipat kar rolu
MISS U!
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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho
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No poems, no fancy words;
As you sow so you plough.
I just want you to know;
I love you, my loving dove.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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So Many Time
I Thought I'd Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is :)
Happy Valentine's Day
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Happy Kiss Day
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Love can be expressed in many ways.
One way I know is to send it across the distance
to the person who is reading this.
Happy Kiss Day
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Its me who live for you my dear valentine
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here, Its me who live for you.
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Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.
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If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would have been born 200 years back .
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Then the Britishers would be fighting for INDEPENDENCE.
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Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.
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Student Shayari On Exams -
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
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Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile.
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