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Santa Subha Teyaar Hokar Office Jane Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar Nikla Hi Tha Ki Patni Ne Shikayat Ke Lahze Mein Bola.
Preeto: Aap Jab Bhi Ghar Se Bahar Jaate Ho To Hamesha Darr Laga Rahta Hai.
Santa Muskurate Hue: Chinta Mat Kar Jaan, Main Jaldi Aa Jaunga.
Preeto: Isi Bat Ka To Darr Rahta Hai Ke Kahin Aap Jaldi Na Aa Jaoo.
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Shekayat na karta jamane se koi,
Agar man jata manane se koi.
Phir kisi ko yaad karta na koi,
Agar bhool jata bhulane se koi.
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Wo Kahti Thi Uske Jesi Kabi Nahi Milegi Mujhe.
Uska Nam FB Pe Likh Ke Search Kiya To 725 Aur Mil Gayi.
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Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.
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JO TU CHAHE WO TERA HO,
ROSHAN RATEN AUR KHUBSOORAT SAWERA HO,
JARI RAKHENGE HUM DUAON KA SILSILA,
KAMYAAB HAR MANZIL PAR DOST MERA HO.
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Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi.
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Guard enters Sonia Gandhi’s office: Madam aapka MMS aaya hai.
Sonia Gandhi: Oh Noo.
Manmohan Singh enters: Kamino, Mera poora naam liya karo.
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Khelte rahne se shareer fit aur attractive(Akarshak) dikhta he jise ladkiyan pasand karti he to khelte rahiye ya phir regularly gym jaayen.
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Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nai hoti
2,3 peg (daru) k bina yaha raat nai hoti
Ye Delhi hai mere Dosto
Ishq Or daru k bina yaha baat nahi hoti.
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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels,
Magazine padhte huye: Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye
GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai.
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Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love that’s good and true,
So please keep it always close to you.
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BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Lie Alag Ghar Toh Nahi Mangogi Na?
GIRL: Nahi, Main Aisi Ladki Nahi Hun , Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
The time is always right to do what is right.
We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
The quality, not the longevity of one’s life is what is important.
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
The time is always right to do what is right.
We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
The quality, not the longevity of one’s life is what is important.
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Papu : Madam App Ne Bahut Bahaduri Se Chor Ko Pakar Liya
Par App Ne Uss Bichare Ki itani Pitai Kyn Ki
Lady : Je Room Main Andhra Tha Main Toh Chor Ko Apna Pati Samajh
Ke Pitai Kar rahi thi
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Toot gayi neend khawab wohi hai,
Door rehtae hain par intezar wohi hai,
Jantay hain mil nahi saktay magar,
In aankhon main intezar wohi hai.
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DIL k Kehne par Dil ki DUNIYA chhod aye,
Sabhi RISHTOse muh mod aye,
Humse na Mangna Hisab WAFAI ka,
Teri CHAHATme na Jane kitno k Dil TOD aye.
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2 MEN TALKING.
1st: I am getting married because,
I am tired of eating out,
Cleaning house & doing laundry.
2nd: Strange,I am taking divorce for same reasons.
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Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : “tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai”,
Aadmi ne bola “mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai”
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Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya,
Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya,
Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu,
Jab mujhe teri baahon me sahara mil gaya. -
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye...
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Palak Kapil Se,
Jo Kehte the mujhe, Dil mein tumhe lock kar diya,
Jo Kehte the mujhe, Dil mein tumhe lock kar diya.
Aaj ussi ne facebook par block kar diya.
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Santa: Yaar, Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon meri biwi beech mein aa jaati hai.
Banta: Tu Truck chala kar dekh, shayad kismat sath de de.
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Khuda ne jab aapko banaya hoga ,
Uspe bhi ek khumar chaya hoga,
Pehle socha hoga khud rakh lu.
Phir zoo ka khyal aaya hoga.
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Dosti me dost khuda hota hai,
dost ka dusra naam wafa hota hai,
dosti ka ehsaas tab hota hai,
jab koi dost dost se juda hota hai.
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Santa Banta ke ghar gaya.
Wahaa Banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola.
Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai.
Banta bola: Kahaa yaar Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai,
Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai.
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Maine ek Dr. se puchha,
Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai.
Fantastic jawab mila: Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai.
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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah sham isliye chup hoon
Keh du zamane se dastan apni,
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon.
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Br.a Ki Mehak Churayi Nahi Jati
Pan.ty Ki Jhalak Chupayi Nahi Jati
Kitni Bi Chhoti Ho Girl Friend Ki Breas.ts
Ek Bar Choos Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jaati
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Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajah se
Aye khuda kar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe
Ki khushiyaan hi milein sabko hamaari wajah se
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Mera Har Pal Aaj Khoobsurat Hain,
Dil Mein Jo Sirf Teri Hi Soorat Hain,
Kuch Bhi Kahe Ye Duniya Gum Nahi.
Duniya Se Jyada Hume Teri Jarurat Hai.
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Kab Unki Aankho Se Izhar Hoga
Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mei Hamare Liye Pyar Hoga
Guzar Rahi He Raat Unki Yaad Me
Kabi to Unko Bhi Hamara Intzar Hoga..!
God Night!!!
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डॉक्टर : सौरी, मैं आपके पति का इलाज
नहीं कर सकता।
पत्नी : क्यूं।
डॉक्टर : क्यूंकि मैं घोड़ों का डॉक्टर हूं।
पत्नी : तभी तो मैं आपके पास आई हूं, क्योंकि यह
नींद में लात मारते हैं..
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.
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Dosti ko hum vardan mante hai
Ise nibhana imman mmeante hai
Hum vo nahi jo Dosti me apni jaan dede
Kyun ki hum doston ko apni jaan mante hai.
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Kuch cheeze hum purani chhod aaye hain,
Aate aate uski ankho me pani chod aaye h Ye aisa dard hain jo bayaa ho nahi sakta,
Dil to sath le aaye pr dhadkan chod aaye h
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Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko v ladki ka dil mil jaega,
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Life dose not provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It only provides Possibilities & Opportunities,
Don’t miss them,Make BEST of it.
HAVE A GREAT DAY.
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Arz kiya h
Mujh se break-up
kar ke tu
Bann gayi ullu
Maine nayi pattalii
Tujhe kya mila
Baba Ji Ka Thullu
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Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai,
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh,
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai.
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