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Tujse hi har subha ho meri,
Tujse hi har sham,
Kuch aisa rishta ban gaya tujhse,
Ki Har saaso mein sirf tera hi naam.
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Mom: School ja.
kid: Nahi jaunga.
Mom: kyun?
kid: Job kar lunga.
Mom: Nalayak beshram. Class 2 mein padh k kya job karega.
kid: Class 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga.
Confidence to dekhiye aap bacche ka.
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Diwali Ki Light,
Karay Sab Ko Delight,
PakroMasti Ki Flight Aur,
Dhoom Machao All Night.
Happy Diwali.
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The brightest stars in my life are not planetary objects,
They are friends like you who shine through night and day.
Good night.
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Ladkiya Bolti Hai Mohe Naulakha Dilwa De Re Sajna Deewane Lekin Yeh Nahi Sochtee Kee Nulakha Neckless
Sajna Kaha say Dilwaye Sajna Ki To Phat Ke Hath May Aa Jayegee.
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Usko Paane K Liye to Mai Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad
Leta Par Fir Socha,
Exams Chal rahe hai..
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nahi
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Guy: Ek challenge dun?
Airtel Girl: Ok.
G: ye site 2 min ke andar open karke dikhao.
AG(after 2 min): Kuch to gadbad hai.
G: Gadbad nahi IRCTC ha.
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Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena.
Koi Rulaye Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena.
Dost Rahenge Umar Bhar Tumhare.
Tumhari Khushi Na Sahi Gam Hi Baat Lena.
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Rajnikant was born on 30 February.
Since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else.
Mind It.
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Pati office jaa Raha Tha.
Patni pyar Se Boli: See u in The Evening.
Pati Gusse Se: Dhamki Kise de Rahi Hai, Main bhi Tujhe dekh Lunga.
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Biwi KO Thpad marne Ke Bad pati Bola.
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyr krta h.
Biwi NE Bhi 2 Khich K mare OR Dhire se Boli.
Biwi: Aap kya samjte ho mai apse pyar nhi krti.
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Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
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Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines: How long it takes for a flight from Chennai to Kolkata?
Airline: 1 hour Sir.
Rajnikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau.
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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi,
Pichhe se ek ladka bola: Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki: Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
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Milna bichdna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kabhi nafrat to kabhi dilo ka mail hai,
Beek jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf dosti hi yaha NOT FOR SALE hai.
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Midnight coffee,
Long chat,
Birthday bumps,
Bunking classes,
Crush on pal,
Fight marks,
Tears 4 love,
Just every thing,
People call it college.
We call it life.
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The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions.
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Ek Aurat Ke Bacha Paida Hua.
Delivery Ke Baad Bache Ki Mutthi Band Thhi,
Jab Doctors Ne Mutthi Ko Khol Ke Dekha,
To Uske Ek Haath Mein IPill Ki Goli Thhi Aur Likha Hua Thha,
Jaako Rakhe Saiyaan Maar Sake Na Koye.
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1Bar DAYA darwaza todne gaya, par life me peheli bar darwaza nai tuta.
Fir andar se awaaz aai.
Ye RAJNIKANT ka ghar he.
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Ladko Ko Ladkiyo Ke Khoob Bade Bade Pasand Hote Hai,
Khaskar Jab Vo Chalti Hai To Unke Hilte Hue To Bahut Hi Pyare Lagte Hai Kya?
Socho, Nahi Pata?
Un Ke Pyare Pyare Bade Bade Boobs,
Tum Baal Samajh Rahe Thhe Na Itne Sharif Kab Se Ho Gye Ho?
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SANTA: Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai.
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai,
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
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Hadh se bhi zyada kisiko tarpaya nahi karte,
Jin ki saans chalti ho aapke SMS se,
Unhe apne SMS ke liye rulaya nahi karte.
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Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandni chowk.
Mein chaandi ki chammach se chatni chackaee.
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Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
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Ed had edited it. (x3)
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If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
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Santa Subha Teyaar Hokar Office Jane Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar Nikla Hi Tha Ki Patni Ne Shikayat Ke Lahze Mein Bola.
Preeto: Aap Jab Bhi Ghar Se Bahar Jaate Ho To Hamesha Darr Laga Rahta Hai.
Santa Muskurate Hue: Chinta Mat Kar Jaan, Main Jaldi Aa Jaunga.
Preeto: Isi Bat Ka To Darr Rahta Hai Ke Kahin Aap Jaldi Na Aa Jaoo.
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Shekayat na karta jamane se koi,
Agar man jata manane se koi.
Phir kisi ko yaad karta na koi,
Agar bhool jata bhulane se koi.
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Wo Kahti Thi Uske Jesi Kabi Nahi Milegi Mujhe.
Uska Nam FB Pe Likh Ke Search Kiya To 725 Aur Mil Gayi.
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Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.
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JO TU CHAHE WO TERA HO,
ROSHAN RATEN AUR KHUBSOORAT SAWERA HO,
JARI RAKHENGE HUM DUAON KA SILSILA,
KAMYAAB HAR MANZIL PAR DOST MERA HO.
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Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi.
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Guard enters Sonia Gandhi’s office: Madam aapka MMS aaya hai.
Sonia Gandhi: Oh Noo.
Manmohan Singh enters: Kamino, Mera poora naam liya karo.
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Khelte rahne se shareer fit aur attractive(Akarshak) dikhta he jise ladkiyan pasand karti he to khelte rahiye ya phir regularly gym jaayen.
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Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nai hoti
2,3 peg (daru) k bina yaha raat nai hoti
Ye Delhi hai mere Dosto
Ishq Or daru k bina yaha baat nahi hoti.
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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels,
Magazine padhte huye: Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye
GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai.
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Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love that’s good and true,
So please keep it always close to you.
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BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Lie Alag Ghar Toh Nahi Mangogi Na?
GIRL: Nahi, Main Aisi Ladki Nahi Hun , Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
The time is always right to do what is right.
We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
The quality, not the longevity of one’s life is what is important.
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
The time is always right to do what is right.
We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
The quality, not the longevity of one’s life is what is important.
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