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Papu : Madam App Ne Bahut Bahaduri Se Chor Ko Pakar Liya
Par App Ne Uss Bichare Ki itani Pitai Kyn Ki
Lady : Je Room Main Andhra Tha Main Toh Chor Ko Apna Pati Samajh
Ke Pitai Kar rahi thi
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Toot gayi neend khawab wohi hai,
Door rehtae hain par intezar wohi hai,
Jantay hain mil nahi saktay magar,
In aankhon main intezar wohi hai.
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DIL k Kehne par Dil ki DUNIYA chhod aye,
Sabhi RISHTOse muh mod aye,
Humse na Mangna Hisab WAFAI ka,
Teri CHAHATme na Jane kitno k Dil TOD aye.
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2 MEN TALKING.
1st: I am getting married because,
I am tired of eating out,
Cleaning house & doing laundry.
2nd: Strange,I am taking divorce for same reasons.
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Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : “tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai”,
Aadmi ne bola “mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai”
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Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya,
Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya,
Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu,
Jab mujhe teri baahon me sahara mil gaya. -
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye...
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Palak Kapil Se,
Jo Kehte the mujhe, Dil mein tumhe lock kar diya,
Jo Kehte the mujhe, Dil mein tumhe lock kar diya.
Aaj ussi ne facebook par block kar diya.
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Santa: Yaar, Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon meri biwi beech mein aa jaati hai.
Banta: Tu Truck chala kar dekh, shayad kismat sath de de.
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Khuda ne jab aapko banaya hoga ,
Uspe bhi ek khumar chaya hoga,
Pehle socha hoga khud rakh lu.
Phir zoo ka khyal aaya hoga.
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Dosti me dost khuda hota hai,
dost ka dusra naam wafa hota hai,
dosti ka ehsaas tab hota hai,
jab koi dost dost se juda hota hai.
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Santa Banta ke ghar gaya.
Wahaa Banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola.
Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai.
Banta bola: Kahaa yaar Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai,
Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai.
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Maine ek Dr. se puchha,
Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai.
Fantastic jawab mila: Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai.
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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah sham isliye chup hoon
Keh du zamane se dastan apni,
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon.
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Br.a Ki Mehak Churayi Nahi Jati
Pan.ty Ki Jhalak Chupayi Nahi Jati
Kitni Bi Chhoti Ho Girl Friend Ki Breas.ts
Ek Bar Choos Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jaati
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Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajah se
Aye khuda kar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe
Ki khushiyaan hi milein sabko hamaari wajah se
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Mera Har Pal Aaj Khoobsurat Hain,
Dil Mein Jo Sirf Teri Hi Soorat Hain,
Kuch Bhi Kahe Ye Duniya Gum Nahi.
Duniya Se Jyada Hume Teri Jarurat Hai.
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Kab Unki Aankho Se Izhar Hoga
Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mei Hamare Liye Pyar Hoga
Guzar Rahi He Raat Unki Yaad Me
Kabi to Unko Bhi Hamara Intzar Hoga..!
God Night!!!
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डॉक्टर : सौरी, मैं आपके पति का इलाज
नहीं कर सकता।
पत्नी : क्यूं।
डॉक्टर : क्यूंकि मैं घोड़ों का डॉक्टर हूं।
पत्नी : तभी तो मैं आपके पास आई हूं, क्योंकि यह
नींद में लात मारते हैं..
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.
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Dosti ko hum vardan mante hai
Ise nibhana imman mmeante hai
Hum vo nahi jo Dosti me apni jaan dede
Kyun ki hum doston ko apni jaan mante hai.
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Kuch cheeze hum purani chhod aaye hain,
Aate aate uski ankho me pani chod aaye h Ye aisa dard hain jo bayaa ho nahi sakta,
Dil to sath le aaye pr dhadkan chod aaye h
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Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko v ladki ka dil mil jaega,
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Life dose not provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It only provides Possibilities & Opportunities,
Don’t miss them,Make BEST of it.
HAVE A GREAT DAY.
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Arz kiya h
Mujh se break-up
kar ke tu
Bann gayi ullu
Maine nayi pattalii
Tujhe kya mila
Baba Ji Ka Thullu
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Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai,
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh,
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai.
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Saas:
Beti Aaj se tumhara ghar yahi hai
Aaj se tum mujhe MAA aur Sasur ko PAPA kahogi.
Shaam ko ladki ka Husband ghar aaya to boli
Mummy
Bhaiya aa gaye..!!
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Father to son: How did you write your exam?
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know know
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Subha Ki kiran boli…
Uth daikh kia nazara hai.
Maine kaha Ruk,
Pehle SMS tou kar loon uss payar ko
jo subha se bhi pyara hai…
“GOOD MORNING
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole
darling, how are you?.
Na karo to bole
brother, who are you?
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Tell me about yourself.
What are your strengths?
What are your weaknesses?
Why do you want this job?
Where would you like to be in your career five years from now?
What's your ideal company?
What attracted you to this company?
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This is an ideal position if she is pregnant or either one of you had a knee injury because it keeps weight off the body. To get into the position, begin by lying on your sides and facing one another. She spreads her legs slightly to allow you to enter her, then closes her legs so the part of your shaft that's outside can press against her clitoris. It's easy to kiss from this intimate face-to-face position.
enefits: A very intimate face-to-face position that encourages hugging and kissing.
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Don’t pick somewhere super pricey, thinking you will impress her. Fancy places are land mines for uncomfortable moments–she might feel underdressed, worry about ordering something too expensive or the tone may be too formal. Somehow the stakes immediately rise with the prices, so it's better to keep things relaxed in terms of mood and money.
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Har Roz Koi Khwaab Toot Jata Hai,
Har Roz Koi Apna Rooth Jata Hai,
Na Jaane Meri Kismat Mein Kya Hai,
Jise Main Yaad Karun Wohi Mujhe Bhool Jata Hai.
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I am not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I mean it.
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Love is not a word to say
Love is not a game to play
Love doesn't start in April and finish in May
Love is yesterday, tomorrow and today
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टीचर पप्पू से : नालायक क्लास में दिनभर लड़कियों के साथ इतनी बातें क्यों करते हो? पप्पू टीचर से: मैं गरीब हूं! मेरे मोबाइल में व्हाटसप नहीं है।
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Teacher:Us ne khudkushi kar li.
Usay khudkushi karni padi.
Dono me fark batao?
Student: Pahle wale ki love marriage thi aur dusre ki arrange marriage.
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Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
They only work on wick-ends!Why did the chicken cross the road?
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