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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
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Joy is prayer; joy is strength: joy is love; joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
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We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right.
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
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Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.
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First mother: How's your son getting on at medical school?
Second mother: I don't know, I can't read his letters.
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Last word said by the American Soldiers to
Osama Bin laden.Dhappa.
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Such hi kaha he kisi ne ki Waqt ke saath har koi badal jata he
galti uski nahi jo badalta he, par galti uski he jo pehle jaisa reh jata he
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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
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Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think?
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole
paper but only done objectives
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Joe and Camilla started dating after she starred in the music video for Lovebug . They broke up, but are reported to.
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Donkeys can live between 30 to 50 years in captivity
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In 1958, the United States Coast Guard off western Greenland measured the tallest known iceberg at five hundred and fifty feet
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan kardo
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kardo
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kardo
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kardo.
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Life is like a novel, it is filled suspense you have no idea what is going to happen until you turn the page.so enjoy each moment of life.
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Dil -E-jaan Tere Hawale Karta Hu
Jo Marji Ise Saza De Deh
Bahoon Mein Bharle Ya Dil Mein Chupale Ise
Par Koi Pyari Si Saza De De Ise
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Dadi :- Teri aur bahu ki jodi toh Ram - Sita ki jodi hai
Kapil :- Kahan Dadi Na toh yeh dharti mein samati hai, na hi ise
Koi Rawan le jata hai
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Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA
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Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se?
Saare students ek saath bole
kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
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Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge Whatsapp par hai
Ya log pura din Whatsapp par lage huye hain.
esliye bazaar me mandi hai
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How To kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
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Unless you have a very good excuse and ring ahead to rearrange, turning up late for an appointment will not endear you to any employer.
Dressing inappropriately
While smart casual might be the current trend, professional attire is still proper business etiquette for interviews. It’s all about first impressions.
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Why should we select you? /हम आपका चयन क्यों करें ?
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Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.
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Din bhar ki thakan ab mita lijiye
Ho chuki rat roshni bujha lijiye
Ek khubsurat khwab raah dekh raha hai
Bus palkon ka parda gira lijiye
Good Night
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Raat Guzri Fir Mahekti Subha Aayi
Dil Dhadka Fir Aapki Yad Aayi
Aankho Ne Mahesus Kiya Uss Hawa Ko
Jo Apko Chhukar Hamare Paas Aayi.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata
Wo ye hai ki
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Lord, touch my friend in the forehead
and release him out of his illness.
He is so dear to me and
I dont want to see him sick.
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Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
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WHAT IS LOVE ?
L KO PAKAD KE
O KO DABA KE V
MEIN GUSA KE JAB
E KI AWAZ AATI HAI TO
USE LOVE KEHTE HAI
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Dosti ka har karz ada karega kaun?
Hum na rahe to dosti karega kaun?
E khuda mere dost ko salamat rakhana
varna mera shadi me daru pi ke dance karega kaun?
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Mujhse Na Sahi Gairon Se Hi Sahi
Tumhein Dil Ko Lagana Aa To Gaya
Duniya Mein Kisi Ke Tum Ho To Gaye
Chalo Tumhein Pyaar Nibhana Aa To Gaya.
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Alia reads in new paper.
Police caught 80 kg heroine
Alia: shit yaar Sonakshi ko kyon pakda.
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Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,
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Kapil: Agar Bhagwan tumhari ek ichchha poori kare, to woh kya hogi?
Sumona: Ki aap aur main 7 janam saath rahein. aur aap kya mangoge?
Kapil: Yeh mera satwa janam ho.
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Sometimes YOU Win Sometimes You Lose Sometimes It Rains.
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When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue
D lovely stars r hinting @ u
Ur heart beats tells u something true
That some1 sumwher is missing U.
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Q: What did the gangsters son tell his dad when
he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but
I never told them anything.
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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se?
Saare students ek saath bole
kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
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Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
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टूटे हुए प्याले में जाम नहीं आता
इश्क़ में मरीज को आराम नहीं आता
ये बेवफा दिल तोड़ने से पहले ये सोच तो लिया होता
के टुटा हुआ दिल किसी के काम नहीं आता
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Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai… !!
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Usse har choti-choti baaton ke liye salaah-mashwara liya karo. Wo khud ko khoob samajhdaar samjhega aur tum uski isi bewakoofi ka faayda uthakar usse meethi meethi baatein karti rehna. Note: Aajkal ke zyaadatar ladke to pyaar ke naam par sirf ladkiyon ke dilon se khelna hi jaante hain. Isiliye hum to yahi kahenge, ladkiyon, in dushton se jitna door hi rahogi utni zyaada sukhi rahogi. Lekin fir bhi honhaar ladke to hote hain hamari tarah. Unhe pehchaan lo aur prem jeevan ka anand uthao.
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What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
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Professor said
if any boy goes to girls hostel
rs:100 for first time
rs:200 for 2ndtime &
rs:500for third time
one boy asked”how much for monthly pass???”
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Girl father- Main Nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun.
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New Generation sleeping schedule depends on
The percentage of battery remaining in the phone.
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I cannot give you a demo of my love. Take it or leave it.
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Don’t say I Love You. Prove it.
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