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Faad Ke Panty So Gayi Aunty
Zalim Lauda Lagey Hathoda
Peticot Me Visfot
Randi Ho Gayi Thandi
Paan Khaye Muniya Maa Chudaye Duniya.
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Santa : Yaar Mera Kutta Kho Gaya Hai. Main Kya Karu?
Banta : Abe Tu Paper Me Kyo Nahi De Deta Ki Tera Kutta Kho Gaya.
Santa : Chup Kar Sale Mera Kutta Pada Likha Nahi Hai.
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कुछ पड़ोसी इतने लालची होते हैं
कि बिरयानी की खुश्बू पा के खाने के टाइम बैठने आ जाते हैं ,
उनसे बेशरम वो मेजबान जो पानी भी नही पूछते
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Ab Aur Nahi Hoti Ishq Ki Ghulami,
Humse Usse Kaho Kise Hor Ki Ho Jaye
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वो ज़हर देकर मारते तो दुनिया की नज़र में आ जाते;
अंदाजे कत्ल तो देखो मोहब्बत करके हमसे शादी ही कर ली।
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शुक्र है सबकी बीवियाँ दारु नहीं पीती;
वरना जो बिन पियें इतनी बक-बक करती हों अगर,
पी लें तो दुनिया ही हिला दें। पीड़ित पति संघ
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Ladkiyon Ko Sankochi Ladke Bilkul Pasand Nahi Aate.
Aise Me Yadi Aap Ladkiyon Se Baat Karte Huye Hichkhichayenge
Aur Darenge To Ladkiyan Bhi Aapse Baat Karne Me Katrayengi.
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Kapil Wife : Ghar Mein Namak Khatam Ho Gaya Hai,
Khaane Mein Kya Banau
Kapil : Thoda Toothpaste Daal Do, Usme Namak Hai
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ओह बेवफा यह भी सुन ले,
संग-ए-मरमर से तराशा गोरा बदन,
नशीला सा पिघला शबाब उसका है,
होठों से लगाओ तो कशिश कैसी है,
यह आइसक्रीम चीज ही ऐसी है
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Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k Baad.
Aur Tum Online Aate Ho 12 Baje k Baad
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याद रखने के लिए आपकी कोई चीज चाहिए,
आप नहीं तो आपकी तस्वीर चाहिए,
आपकी तस्वीर हमारा दिल बहला न सकेगी,
क्योकि वो आपकी तरह मुस्कुरा न सकेगी
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Santa : Papa,Circus Dekhne Chalein
Papa: No Son, I m busy
Santa: Usme Ek Ladki Ne Bina Kapdon Ke Sher Pe Sawari Ki Hai.
Papa : Bahut Ziddi Ho Gaye Ho.
Har Baat Zidd Karke Manvate Ho.
Chalo Bahut Din Hue Sher Nahin Dekha
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उस रूठे सितमगर को मनाने चलो,
फिर वही आशियां तुम बनाने चलो
तड़पती है दुनिया दीवानी दिल की,
इस दिल की लगी को बुझाने चलो'
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GirlFriend Chahe Jitne Bhi Buri Ban Jai,
Kbhi Us Se Dosti Mat Torna Q k
Pani Chahe Jitna Bhi Ganda Ho Jai,
Aag Bhujane Ke Liye Kafi Hota Hai
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Kashish Dil Ki Har Cheez Bhula Deti Hai
Band Aakhon Mein Bhi Sapne Saja Deti Hai
Sapno Ki Duniya Jarur Rakhna Dost
Kyun Ki Hakikat To Aksar Logo Ko Rula Deti Ha
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Student Ke Dard Ko University Wale Kya Jane,
College Ke Riwazon Ko Parents Kya Jaane.
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ek Ek Parchi Nikalne Mein,
Wo Copy Check Karne Wale Kya Jaane
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डांस रियलिटी शो का इतना असर है
कि बारात मे लड़कियां देख रही थी कौन उनको कितने नंबर दे रहा है,
मैंने भी मौका देखकर अपना मोबाइल नंबर दे दिया
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Jane Kis Baat Ki Mujhko Saza Deta Hai,
Meri Hasti Hui Ankhon Ko Rula Deta Hai.
Ek Muddat Se Khabar Bhi Nahi Teri,
Koi Is Tarah Bhi Kya Apne Pyar Ko Bhula Deta Hai
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Pure Mathematics Is, In Its Way, The Poetry Of Logical Ideas.
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Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hai, To Ladke Kya,
Nahi pata kya,
Ek No.
Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan Par Hi Lagi Hoti Hai
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Raat Chup Hai Magar Chand Khamosh Nahi,
Kaise Kahoon Aaj Phir Hosh Nahin,
Is Tarah Dooba Hoon Teri Mohabbat Ki Gahrai Mein,
Hath Mein Jaam Hai Aur Peena Ka Hosh Nahin
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Exams Ka Saya Hai,
Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai,
Duniya Wale Kehte Hain Ache Number Lo,
Par Inhe Kaun Samjhaye Yeh To Moh Maya Hai.
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Meri Chaahaten Tumse Alag Kab Hain ,
Dil Ki Baaten Tumse Chhupi Kab Hain..
Tum Saath Raho Dil Mein Dhadkan Ki Jagah ,
Phir Zindagi Ko Saanson Ki Zaroorat Kab Hai
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Tu Meri Drink Mai Tera Chakhna
I Love You Baby Apna Khayal Rakhna
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Lagan Has A Most Number of British Actor
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I Just Don't Understand Why Anyone Would Want Someone Else's Tongue In Her Mouth.
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Munna: Ab Yeh Bol Apun Ko Bahut Sardi Ho Gayi Hai
Circuit: I Got Big Winter In Small Nose
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Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho.
Boy : Haan.
Girl: Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi.
Boy: Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte.
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Once Rajni Bought Tea From A Child While Travelling Train Through Gujrat.
Now You Know The Rest of story Very Well
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Meri Khushi Tujh Se Hai,
Meri Khwahish Tujh Se Hai,
Mujh Jeene Ke Liye Kisi Or Ki Nhi Teri Jarort Hai
Kyoki Meri Jindgi Meri Saanse Tujh Se Hai.
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Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha BOSS Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..
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Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe,
Aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
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Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste.
Mere dost hai bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.
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Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
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Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.
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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabon mein kisne sukh paya hai.
Hum to jaate the tuition ladkiyaan dekhne,
Aur Sir kehte the,
Dekho itni barsaat mein bhi ladka padhne aaya hai.
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Aadiwasi kshetra mein ek teacher ki niyukti hui.
To class mein pehle din darte darte pahuncha.
Aur bachcho se ek prashna puchha:
Bachho Tumhara pehle wala teacher kaisa tha?
Jawab sunkar bechara Coma mein chala gaya.
Bachche: Waah Bahut swadisht tha.
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Tu Chehere Ki Badhti Salwaton Ki Parwah Na Kar,
Hum Likhenge Apni Shayari Mein Hamesha Jawaan Tujhko.
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Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.
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Doctor to Female: Kya aap delivery ke time baache
ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female: Nahi unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
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College Life
Wallet He, Paise Nahi.
Lecture He, Attendance Nahi.
Cell He, Balance Nahi.
Friends He, Lover Nahi
Exam He, Tension Nahi
Padhna He, Par Saala Mood Nahi
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The four religions born in India: Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism are followed by 25% of the world population.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi.
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata Wo ye hai ki,
Titanic ki puri shooting Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana Kal.
Bhikhari: Is kal kal ke chakkar mein
Is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye phanse huye hain.
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