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Lagan Has A Most Number of British Actor
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I Just Don't Understand Why Anyone Would Want Someone Else's Tongue In Her Mouth.
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Munna: Ab Yeh Bol Apun Ko Bahut Sardi Ho Gayi Hai
Circuit: I Got Big Winter In Small Nose
910
Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho.
Boy : Haan.
Girl: Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi.
Boy: Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte.
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Once Rajni Bought Tea From A Child While Travelling Train Through Gujrat.
Now You Know The Rest of story Very Well
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Meri Khushi Tujh Se Hai,
Meri Khwahish Tujh Se Hai,
Mujh Jeene Ke Liye Kisi Or Ki Nhi Teri Jarort Hai
Kyoki Meri Jindgi Meri Saanse Tujh Se Hai.
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Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha BOSS Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..
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Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe,
Aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
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Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste.
Mere dost hai bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.
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Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
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Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.
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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabon mein kisne sukh paya hai.
Hum to jaate the tuition ladkiyaan dekhne,
Aur Sir kehte the,
Dekho itni barsaat mein bhi ladka padhne aaya hai.
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Aadiwasi kshetra mein ek teacher ki niyukti hui.
To class mein pehle din darte darte pahuncha.
Aur bachcho se ek prashna puchha:
Bachho Tumhara pehle wala teacher kaisa tha?
Jawab sunkar bechara Coma mein chala gaya.
Bachche: Waah Bahut swadisht tha.
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Tu Chehere Ki Badhti Salwaton Ki Parwah Na Kar,
Hum Likhenge Apni Shayari Mein Hamesha Jawaan Tujhko.
50
Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.
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Doctor to Female: Kya aap delivery ke time baache
ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female: Nahi unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
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College Life
Wallet He, Paise Nahi.
Lecture He, Attendance Nahi.
Cell He, Balance Nahi.
Friends He, Lover Nahi
Exam He, Tension Nahi
Padhna He, Par Saala Mood Nahi
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The four religions born in India: Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism are followed by 25% of the world population.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi.
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata Wo ye hai ki,
Titanic ki puri shooting Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
50
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana Kal.
Bhikhari: Is kal kal ke chakkar mein
Is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye phanse huye hain.
45
Tujse hi har subha ho meri,
Tujse hi har sham,
Kuch aisa rishta ban gaya tujhse,
Ki Har saaso mein sirf tera hi naam.
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Mom: School ja.
kid: Nahi jaunga.
Mom: kyun?
kid: Job kar lunga.
Mom: Nalayak beshram. Class 2 mein padh k kya job karega.
kid: Class 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga.
Confidence to dekhiye aap bacche ka.
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Diwali Ki Light,
Karay Sab Ko Delight,
PakroMasti Ki Flight Aur,
Dhoom Machao All Night.
Happy Diwali.
354
The brightest stars in my life are not planetary objects,
They are friends like you who shine through night and day.
Good night.
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
433
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Ladkiya Bolti Hai Mohe Naulakha Dilwa De Re Sajna Deewane Lekin Yeh Nahi Sochtee Kee Nulakha Neckless
Sajna Kaha say Dilwaye Sajna Ki To Phat Ke Hath May Aa Jayegee.
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Usko Paane K Liye to Mai Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad
Leta Par Fir Socha,
Exams Chal rahe hai..
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nahi
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Guy: Ek challenge dun?
Airtel Girl: Ok.
G: ye site 2 min ke andar open karke dikhao.
AG(after 2 min): Kuch to gadbad hai.
G: Gadbad nahi IRCTC ha.
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Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena.
Koi Rulaye Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena.
Dost Rahenge Umar Bhar Tumhare.
Tumhari Khushi Na Sahi Gam Hi Baat Lena.
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Rajnikant was born on 30 February.
Since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else.
Mind It.
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Pati office jaa Raha Tha.
Patni pyar Se Boli: See u in The Evening.
Pati Gusse Se: Dhamki Kise de Rahi Hai, Main bhi Tujhe dekh Lunga.
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Biwi KO Thpad marne Ke Bad pati Bola.
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyr krta h.
Biwi NE Bhi 2 Khich K mare OR Dhire se Boli.
Biwi: Aap kya samjte ho mai apse pyar nhi krti.
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Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
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Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines: How long it takes for a flight from Chennai to Kolkata?
Airline: 1 hour Sir.
Rajnikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau.
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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi,
Pichhe se ek ladka bola: Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki: Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
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Milna bichdna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kabhi nafrat to kabhi dilo ka mail hai,
Beek jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf dosti hi yaha NOT FOR SALE hai.
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Midnight coffee,
Long chat,
Birthday bumps,
Bunking classes,
Crush on pal,
Fight marks,
Tears 4 love,
Just every thing,
People call it college.
We call it life.
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The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions.
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Ek Aurat Ke Bacha Paida Hua.
Delivery Ke Baad Bache Ki Mutthi Band Thhi,
Jab Doctors Ne Mutthi Ko Khol Ke Dekha,
To Uske Ek Haath Mein IPill Ki Goli Thhi Aur Likha Hua Thha,
Jaako Rakhe Saiyaan Maar Sake Na Koye.
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1Bar DAYA darwaza todne gaya, par life me peheli bar darwaza nai tuta.
Fir andar se awaaz aai.
Ye RAJNIKANT ka ghar he.
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Ladko Ko Ladkiyo Ke Khoob Bade Bade Pasand Hote Hai,
Khaskar Jab Vo Chalti Hai To Unke Hilte Hue To Bahut Hi Pyare Lagte Hai Kya?
Socho, Nahi Pata?
Un Ke Pyare Pyare Bade Bade Boobs,
Tum Baal Samajh Rahe Thhe Na Itne Sharif Kab Se Ho Gye Ho?
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SANTA: Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai.
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai,
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
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Hadh se bhi zyada kisiko tarpaya nahi karte,
Jin ki saans chalti ho aapke SMS se,
Unhe apne SMS ke liye rulaya nahi karte.
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Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandni chowk.
Mein chaandi ki chammach se chatni chackaee.
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Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
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Ed had edited it. (x3)
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If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
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