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Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jab kuch
ajeeb sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti hai…
Kaun hai wahaa??
Jaise ke Bhoot bolega:
Haan main kitchen mein hoon..
Maggi khayegi??
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Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain
Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai…
Aur
Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai
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Salman Khans upcoming movies
Maine drive kiya
Maine drive kyun kiya
Drive kiya to darna kya
Drive kar ke phans gaya yaar
Driver tussi great ho
Ek tha driver.
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Agar Aap Ek Hi Class Me Hai To Unko Study Me Yaa Notes Banane Me Help Karte Rahe, Aisa Karne Se Aap Unke Aur Bhi Karib Aate Jayenge.
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Ajib mousam hai...
Gardison ka,
Samajh hi nhi aata...
Ki main unse door hoon...
Ya wo mujhse,
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Dont let the past hold you back you are missing the good stuf
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Aunty: Are Beta..
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye.
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Tez hava ka jhonka aya
Sath me teri khushbu laya
Tab mere dil me khayal aya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin
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Ek Diwaar par likha huya tha,
‘Life Is Very Beautiful’.
Kisi ne uske niche.. ek line aur add Kar di:
Terms & Conditions Of Your Wife Apply
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We live in world of smart phones and stupid people
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A sincere apology has three pasts: i am sorry it is my fault What can i do to make it right?
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I am not failed……My success is just postponed
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GUY (laughing): My friend has stolen my girlfriend’s number from my cell..!!
FRIEND: So what’s next?
GUY: The idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister
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Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive
& critical analysis about yourself,
which
Your Spouse gives you for free, daily.
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Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.
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Pandit ka totta roz ek admi ko dekhta aur bolta…
“Aur kamine kya haal hai tera” us
admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne totte ko danta…
Agle din jb wo admi totte ke paas se gujra to totta kuch na bola…
Kuch aage ja k jb us admi ne piche ghumkr totte ki tarf
dekha to totta hste hue bola…
“SAMAJH TO TU GYA HI HOGA.
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PYAR means
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, ke kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..
So dont PYAR :
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A Nice and True Slogan on the T-shirt of a MAN:
Do Not Disturb,
I am Married and Already Disturbed..!!
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Taj mahal to hum bhi banva de,
magar na banwane ke piche ek razz he
Agar bamwane lag gye toh hum kangal ho jayenge..
Kyun ki apni toh har gali ma ek mumtaz hai.
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if you r BAD then call me your DAD
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Maine tere ko yaad kiya, abhi k abhi..
Aur mera Sms bhi aya, abhi ke abhi..
Mai tujhe yaad karu to tera Sms jarur aana chahiye, abhi ke abhi..
Kyuki kuch bhi karne ka lekin mera ego hurt nai karneka..
Aali re aali, aata tuji bari aali..
Agar tera mSg nai aya to…. Majhi Satke
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Mene maa se pucha kab tak mere liye
es tarah raato ko jagti rahogi.
Maa ne kaha jab tak tu raaton mein
apni dusri maao se baat karna band nai kar deta.
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Naaraz Hokar Zindagi Se Nataa Nahi Todte,
Mushkil Ho Raah Phir B Manzil Nahi Chhodte,
Tanha Na Samajana Khud ko Kabhi,
Hum Unme Se Hai Jo Kabhi Sath Nahi Chhodte..
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After a deep passionate kiss
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Girl whispered to the boy
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Kiss me 1nc more like that
&
I will be urs forever
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Buy:
Thanks for the warning!!!
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Wanting u is easy missing u is hard.
Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms.
Constantly think of u when we r apart.
Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
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I have unfriend’d u, unfollow’d u and wat not…! But i cant juz ‘unlove’ u..!!
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Mere Ishq ki Bowling ne,
Uske Dil ka Wicket gira dia..
Par takdir to dekho
Uska Baap Umpire tha,
Meri Ball ko NoBall de ke
Free Hit bana dia..
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"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
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jaane teri aankhe thi ya baate thi vajah, :(
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1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
pta hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
Apko Bewkuf
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Narak me GandhiJi-Mallika
Dance kar rahe The
Santa (yamraj se)-
GandhiJi ki saza Itni Mazedar kyu?
Yamraj- Abe Gadhe,
saza Mallika ki Hai
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Ladki Wale Ladke se: Beta kya karte ho?
Ladka: Jee Administrative Department mein Hu.
Ladki Wale (Khush Hokar): Kaun si Company mein Beta.
Ladka: Whatsapp par 3-4 Groups ka Admin Hu.
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God is good He knows what he is doing. When you can’t trace his hand trust his heart..
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जज : आपको अपनी सफाई में क्या कहना है?
महिला : मैं क्या कह सकती हूँ, मेरे यहाँ सफाई नौकरानी करती है। इस विषय में तो वही कह सकती है।
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After 35 years of marriage
69 means
ek dusre k pair dabana.
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Bahot afsos ho raha hai un bechare ladke
ladkiyo pe.... Jo..
Kambal, razai me chhup kar call
aur msg kiya karte the.. ..
Ab karo..
Haaaye ree Garmi.
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If ever Virat Kohli decides to buy an Italian Football Club, he would name it
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BC Milan ??????????????????
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Mehfil-e-Timepass
Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ek tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!
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What Kapil Sharma Says . .
Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo, Koi Sawaal Puchna Chahta Ho" ? . . . .
What He Actually Means..........
"Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo Apni Bezzati Karwaana Chahta Ho"... ?
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Khushbu teri yaari di sanu mehka jandi hai,
Teri har ik kitti hoyi gal sanu behka jandi hai,
Saah taan bahut der lagande ne aun – jaan vich,
Har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.
Happy Baisakhi
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Boy-rat ka kya plan h ?? .
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Girl-nthing , just night with kapil !!
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Boy-kya???? .
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Girl-opps sry i mean comedy night with kapil ..
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Ladki patane ka sabse best tarika hota hai ke aap ladki ke samne uski friend ka tarif karo ise ladki ke dil main jalan hogi aur woh aap ko propose kar degi kyu ki ladkiya hi laladkiyo se jalti hai aur is jalne main hum ladko ka fayda hota hai.
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Bacha maa se –Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai
Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!
2nd day bachcha school se aate hueek ladki ke upar gir gaya…!!
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :Ye kya badtameezi hai???
Bacha bola:Gira teri beti ke upar hoon Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai..!!
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An apple a day
An apple a day….is almost a thousand rupees a month….!
Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!!
Be practical…!!
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35 yr old man :
Mom I love you ..
Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shaadi mat karna…!!
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Mareez (Nurse se):
I love you! Tumne mera dil chura liya hai… <3
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Nurse (Sharmate hue):
Chal jhuthe, humne to dil ko hath bhi nahin lagaya, humne to sirf Kidney churai hai!! :-D
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Hum Kitne Bewafa Hain Ke
Ek Dum Unke
Dil Se Nikal Gaye.
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Un Main Kitni Wafa Thi Ki
Aaj Tak Mere Dil
Se Nahi nikle...!!
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