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Saas:
Beti Aaj se tumhara ghar yahi hai
Aaj se tum mujhe MAA aur Sasur ko PAPA kahogi.
Shaam ko ladki ka Husband ghar aaya to boli
Mummy
Bhaiya aa gaye..!!
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Father to son: How did you write your exam?
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know know
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Subha Ki kiran boli…
Uth daikh kia nazara hai.
Maine kaha Ruk,
Pehle SMS tou kar loon uss payar ko
jo subha se bhi pyara hai…
“GOOD MORNING
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole
darling, how are you?.
Na karo to bole
brother, who are you?
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Tell me about yourself.
What are your strengths?
What are your weaknesses?
Why do you want this job?
Where would you like to be in your career five years from now?
What's your ideal company?
What attracted you to this company?
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This is an ideal position if she is pregnant or either one of you had a knee injury because it keeps weight off the body. To get into the position, begin by lying on your sides and facing one another. She spreads her legs slightly to allow you to enter her, then closes her legs so the part of your shaft that's outside can press against her clitoris. It's easy to kiss from this intimate face-to-face position.
enefits: A very intimate face-to-face position that encourages hugging and kissing.
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Don’t pick somewhere super pricey, thinking you will impress her. Fancy places are land mines for uncomfortable moments–she might feel underdressed, worry about ordering something too expensive or the tone may be too formal. Somehow the stakes immediately rise with the prices, so it's better to keep things relaxed in terms of mood and money.
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Har Roz Koi Khwaab Toot Jata Hai,
Har Roz Koi Apna Rooth Jata Hai,
Na Jaane Meri Kismat Mein Kya Hai,
Jise Main Yaad Karun Wohi Mujhe Bhool Jata Hai.
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I am not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I mean it.
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Love is not a word to say
Love is not a game to play
Love doesn't start in April and finish in May
Love is yesterday, tomorrow and today
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टीचर पप्पू से : नालायक क्लास में दिनभर लड़कियों के साथ इतनी बातें क्यों करते हो? पप्पू टीचर से: मैं गरीब हूं! मेरे मोबाइल में व्हाटसप नहीं है।
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Teacher:Us ne khudkushi kar li.
Usay khudkushi karni padi.
Dono me fark batao?
Student: Pahle wale ki love marriage thi aur dusre ki arrange marriage.
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Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
They only work on wick-ends!Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
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Joy is prayer; joy is strength: joy is love; joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
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We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right.
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
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Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.
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First mother: How's your son getting on at medical school?
Second mother: I don't know, I can't read his letters.
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Last word said by the American Soldiers to
Osama Bin laden.Dhappa.
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Such hi kaha he kisi ne ki Waqt ke saath har koi badal jata he
galti uski nahi jo badalta he, par galti uski he jo pehle jaisa reh jata he
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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
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Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think?
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole
paper but only done objectives
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Joe and Camilla started dating after she starred in the music video for Lovebug . They broke up, but are reported to.
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Donkeys can live between 30 to 50 years in captivity
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In 1958, the United States Coast Guard off western Greenland measured the tallest known iceberg at five hundred and fifty feet
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan kardo
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kardo
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kardo
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kardo.
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Life is like a novel, it is filled suspense you have no idea what is going to happen until you turn the page.so enjoy each moment of life.
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Dil -E-jaan Tere Hawale Karta Hu
Jo Marji Ise Saza De Deh
Bahoon Mein Bharle Ya Dil Mein Chupale Ise
Par Koi Pyari Si Saza De De Ise
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Dadi :- Teri aur bahu ki jodi toh Ram - Sita ki jodi hai
Kapil :- Kahan Dadi Na toh yeh dharti mein samati hai, na hi ise
Koi Rawan le jata hai
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Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA
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Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se?
Saare students ek saath bole
kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
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Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge Whatsapp par hai
Ya log pura din Whatsapp par lage huye hain.
esliye bazaar me mandi hai
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How To kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
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Unless you have a very good excuse and ring ahead to rearrange, turning up late for an appointment will not endear you to any employer.
Dressing inappropriately
While smart casual might be the current trend, professional attire is still proper business etiquette for interviews. It’s all about first impressions.
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Why should we select you? /हम आपका चयन क्यों करें ?
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Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.
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Din bhar ki thakan ab mita lijiye
Ho chuki rat roshni bujha lijiye
Ek khubsurat khwab raah dekh raha hai
Bus palkon ka parda gira lijiye
Good Night
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Raat Guzri Fir Mahekti Subha Aayi
Dil Dhadka Fir Aapki Yad Aayi
Aankho Ne Mahesus Kiya Uss Hawa Ko
Jo Apko Chhukar Hamare Paas Aayi.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata
Wo ye hai ki
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Lord, touch my friend in the forehead
and release him out of his illness.
He is so dear to me and
I dont want to see him sick.
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Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
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