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WHAT IS LOVE ?
L KO PAKAD KE
O KO DABA KE V
MEIN GUSA KE JAB
E KI AWAZ AATI HAI TO
USE LOVE KEHTE HAI
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Dosti ka har karz ada karega kaun?
Hum na rahe to dosti karega kaun?
E khuda mere dost ko salamat rakhana
varna mera shadi me daru pi ke dance karega kaun?
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Mujhse Na Sahi Gairon Se Hi Sahi
Tumhein Dil Ko Lagana Aa To Gaya
Duniya Mein Kisi Ke Tum Ho To Gaye
Chalo Tumhein Pyaar Nibhana Aa To Gaya.
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Alia reads in new paper.
Police caught 80 kg heroine
Alia: shit yaar Sonakshi ko kyon pakda.
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Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,
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Kapil: Agar Bhagwan tumhari ek ichchha poori kare, to woh kya hogi?
Sumona: Ki aap aur main 7 janam saath rahein. aur aap kya mangoge?
Kapil: Yeh mera satwa janam ho.
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Sometimes YOU Win Sometimes You Lose Sometimes It Rains.
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When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue
D lovely stars r hinting @ u
Ur heart beats tells u something true
That some1 sumwher is missing U.
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Q: What did the gangsters son tell his dad when
he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but
I never told them anything.
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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se?
Saare students ek saath bole
kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
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Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
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टूटे हुए प्याले में जाम नहीं आता
इश्क़ में मरीज को आराम नहीं आता
ये बेवफा दिल तोड़ने से पहले ये सोच तो लिया होता
के टुटा हुआ दिल किसी के काम नहीं आता
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Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai… !!
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Usse har choti-choti baaton ke liye salaah-mashwara liya karo. Wo khud ko khoob samajhdaar samjhega aur tum uski isi bewakoofi ka faayda uthakar usse meethi meethi baatein karti rehna. Note: Aajkal ke zyaadatar ladke to pyaar ke naam par sirf ladkiyon ke dilon se khelna hi jaante hain. Isiliye hum to yahi kahenge, ladkiyon, in dushton se jitna door hi rahogi utni zyaada sukhi rahogi. Lekin fir bhi honhaar ladke to hote hain hamari tarah. Unhe pehchaan lo aur prem jeevan ka anand uthao.
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What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
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Professor said
if any boy goes to girls hostel
rs:100 for first time
rs:200 for 2ndtime &
rs:500for third time
one boy asked”how much for monthly pass???”
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Girl father- Main Nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun.
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New Generation sleeping schedule depends on
The percentage of battery remaining in the phone.
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I cannot give you a demo of my love. Take it or leave it.
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Don’t say I Love You. Prove it.
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Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jab kuch
ajeeb sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti hai…
Kaun hai wahaa??
Jaise ke Bhoot bolega:
Haan main kitchen mein hoon..
Maggi khayegi??
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Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain
Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai…
Aur
Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai
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Salman Khans upcoming movies
Maine drive kiya
Maine drive kyun kiya
Drive kiya to darna kya
Drive kar ke phans gaya yaar
Driver tussi great ho
Ek tha driver.
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Agar Aap Ek Hi Class Me Hai To Unko Study Me Yaa Notes Banane Me Help Karte Rahe, Aisa Karne Se Aap Unke Aur Bhi Karib Aate Jayenge.
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Ajib mousam hai...
Gardison ka,
Samajh hi nhi aata...
Ki main unse door hoon...
Ya wo mujhse,
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Dont let the past hold you back you are missing the good stuf
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Aunty: Are Beta..
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye.
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Tez hava ka jhonka aya
Sath me teri khushbu laya
Tab mere dil me khayal aya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin
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Ek Diwaar par likha huya tha,
‘Life Is Very Beautiful’.
Kisi ne uske niche.. ek line aur add Kar di:
Terms & Conditions Of Your Wife Apply
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We live in world of smart phones and stupid people
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A sincere apology has three pasts: i am sorry it is my fault What can i do to make it right?
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I am not failed……My success is just postponed
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GUY (laughing): My friend has stolen my girlfriend’s number from my cell..!!
FRIEND: So what’s next?
GUY: The idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister
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Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive
& critical analysis about yourself,
which
Your Spouse gives you for free, daily.
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Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.
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Pandit ka totta roz ek admi ko dekhta aur bolta…
“Aur kamine kya haal hai tera” us
admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne totte ko danta…
Agle din jb wo admi totte ke paas se gujra to totta kuch na bola…
Kuch aage ja k jb us admi ne piche ghumkr totte ki tarf
dekha to totta hste hue bola…
“SAMAJH TO TU GYA HI HOGA.
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PYAR means
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, ke kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..
So dont PYAR :
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A Nice and True Slogan on the T-shirt of a MAN:
Do Not Disturb,
I am Married and Already Disturbed..!!
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Taj mahal to hum bhi banva de,
magar na banwane ke piche ek razz he
Agar bamwane lag gye toh hum kangal ho jayenge..
Kyun ki apni toh har gali ma ek mumtaz hai.
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if you r BAD then call me your DAD
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Maine tere ko yaad kiya, abhi k abhi..
Aur mera Sms bhi aya, abhi ke abhi..
Mai tujhe yaad karu to tera Sms jarur aana chahiye, abhi ke abhi..
Kyuki kuch bhi karne ka lekin mera ego hurt nai karneka..
Aali re aali, aata tuji bari aali..
Agar tera mSg nai aya to…. Majhi Satke
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Mene maa se pucha kab tak mere liye
es tarah raato ko jagti rahogi.
Maa ne kaha jab tak tu raaton mein
apni dusri maao se baat karna band nai kar deta.
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Naaraz Hokar Zindagi Se Nataa Nahi Todte,
Mushkil Ho Raah Phir B Manzil Nahi Chhodte,
Tanha Na Samajana Khud ko Kabhi,
Hum Unme Se Hai Jo Kabhi Sath Nahi Chhodte..
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After a deep passionate kiss
.
Girl whispered to the boy
.
Kiss me 1nc more like that
&
I will be urs forever
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Buy:
Thanks for the warning!!!
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Wanting u is easy missing u is hard.
Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms.
Constantly think of u when we r apart.
Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
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I have unfriend’d u, unfollow’d u and wat not…! But i cant juz ‘unlove’ u..!!
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Mere Ishq ki Bowling ne,
Uske Dil ka Wicket gira dia..
Par takdir to dekho
Uska Baap Umpire tha,
Meri Ball ko NoBall de ke
Free Hit bana dia..
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"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
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jaane teri aankhe thi ya baate thi vajah, :(
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