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pta hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
Apko Bewkuf
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Narak me GandhiJi-Mallika
Dance kar rahe The
Santa (yamraj se)-
GandhiJi ki saza Itni Mazedar kyu?
Yamraj- Abe Gadhe,
saza Mallika ki Hai
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Ladki Wale Ladke se: Beta kya karte ho?
Ladka: Jee Administrative Department mein Hu.
Ladki Wale (Khush Hokar): Kaun si Company mein Beta.
Ladka: Whatsapp par 3-4 Groups ka Admin Hu.
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God is good He knows what he is doing. When you can’t trace his hand trust his heart..
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जज : आपको अपनी सफाई में क्या कहना है?
महिला : मैं क्या कह सकती हूँ, मेरे यहाँ सफाई नौकरानी करती है। इस विषय में तो वही कह सकती है।
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After 35 years of marriage
69 means
ek dusre k pair dabana.
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Bahot afsos ho raha hai un bechare ladke
ladkiyo pe.... Jo..
Kambal, razai me chhup kar call
aur msg kiya karte the.. ..
Ab karo..
Haaaye ree Garmi.
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If ever Virat Kohli decides to buy an Italian Football Club, he would name it
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BC Milan ??????????????????
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Mehfil-e-Timepass
Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ek tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!
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What Kapil Sharma Says . .
Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo, Koi Sawaal Puchna Chahta Ho" ? . . . .
What He Actually Means..........
"Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo Apni Bezzati Karwaana Chahta Ho"... ?
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Khushbu teri yaari di sanu mehka jandi hai,
Teri har ik kitti hoyi gal sanu behka jandi hai,
Saah taan bahut der lagande ne aun – jaan vich,
Har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.
Happy Baisakhi
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Boy-rat ka kya plan h ?? .
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Girl-nthing , just night with kapil !!
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Boy-kya???? .
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Girl-opps sry i mean comedy night with kapil ..
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Ladki patane ka sabse best tarika hota hai ke aap ladki ke samne uski friend ka tarif karo ise ladki ke dil main jalan hogi aur woh aap ko propose kar degi kyu ki ladkiya hi laladkiyo se jalti hai aur is jalne main hum ladko ka fayda hota hai.
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Bacha maa se –Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai
Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!
2nd day bachcha school se aate hueek ladki ke upar gir gaya…!!
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :Ye kya badtameezi hai???
Bacha bola:Gira teri beti ke upar hoon Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai..!!
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An apple a day
An apple a day….is almost a thousand rupees a month….!
Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!!
Be practical…!!
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35 yr old man :
Mom I love you ..
Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shaadi mat karna…!!
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Mareez (Nurse se):
I love you! Tumne mera dil chura liya hai… <3
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Nurse (Sharmate hue):
Chal jhuthe, humne to dil ko hath bhi nahin lagaya, humne to sirf Kidney churai hai!! :-D
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Hum Kitne Bewafa Hain Ke
Ek Dum Unke
Dil Se Nikal Gaye.
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Un Main Kitni Wafa Thi Ki
Aaj Tak Mere Dil
Se Nahi nikle...!!
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Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away.
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Ab Yeh afwaah kisne failaayi…
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Ki…
Patanjali ki Shop bar kal se Ayurvedic Cigarette milegi..!
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जादूगर (संता से)-अब मैं तुम्हारी बीवी के दो टुकड़े करूंगा..
संता- क्या कर रहे हो भाई? इधर एक नहीं संभलती, तुम दो बनाने पर तुले हो
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पार्किंग में संता अपनी कार के दो पहिए खोलकर डिक्की में डाल रहे थे कि कांस्टेबल बंता आ गए।
बंता ने पूछा, 'आपने कार के दो पहिए क्यों खोल डाले?'
संता बोले, 'यहां लिखा हुआ है कि पार्किग केवल टू-व्हीलर्स के लिए है, इसलिए!'
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संता: यह क्या लिखा है बे? बंता: साले, जो शब्द समझ में आ रहा है, वह लिख और जो नहीं समझ में आ रहा है उसका वैसा ही डिजाइन बना दे।
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संता काफी दिनों के बाद पार्क में घूमने गया। लौटकर उसने अपनी पत्नी से कहा, जानती हो, आजकल लोग मुझे भगवान मानने लगे हैं! पत्नी- तुम्हें कैसे पता? संता- आज जब मैं पार्क में घूमने गया तो लोग मुझे देखकर बोले- हे भगवान, तुम फिर आ गए!
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नींद से जगाने के लिए नये तरीके अपनाएं, कोशिश करें कि उनकों जगाने के लिए उनकी ही रिकॉर्ड आवाज को उन्हें सुनाएं।
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जब भी आप उनसे मिले प्यार से उनके सिर को चूमें।
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आप किसी दिन उनसे ये कह कर की “आप मुझे आपना ऑटोग्राफ देंगे तो ये मेरी खुशनसीबी होगी”. आप उनका ऑटोग्राफ मांगकर उनको खुश कर सकते हैं.
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Bekar ki Zindgi hum jiya nahi karte,
Expire honewali Dosti hum kiya nahi karte..
Mere SMS aapko Lifetime tak milenge,
Kyuki reply ki chinta hum kiya nahi karte.
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Kapil opened a new tailor shop Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . . Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?"
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Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry.
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Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
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Cannabis as a drink, Saankhein in meal;
Gujiya in Sweets and Colours to chill;
Have a happy Holi, celebrate it with zeal!
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USKE didar ki tamanna baki hai,
USKE haath thamne ki haqiqat baki hai,
Mar to roz hi raha hu USKI yaad mein,
Bas ek saas tutna baaki hai..
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Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,
1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare,
Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de,
Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye ,
mere sath soye.
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Ldki Coke Pi Rhi Thi
Coke Me Machar Gir Gaya
Machar Ke Baap Ne Ldki Ko Aisa Kya Bola Ki Ldki Behosh Ho Gai
Ans - Teri Coke Me Mera Baccha Hai..
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Teacher To KG Kid: How Many Months AreThere In A Year...?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Wow... How Do You Know...?
Kid: Baara Mahine Mein Bara Tareeke Se Tujh Ko Pyar Jatao'n Ga Re...
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA....
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Love looks not with
the eyes
but
with the mind
and
therefore is
winged cupid painted
blind ... :)
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Teri galiyo mein kadam nahi rakhe ge hum aaj ke bad
kyoki
kichad ho gaya hai barsat ke bad
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Fakeness is one of the biggest turnoffs for a girl. The same goes for lines. Unless the line is very sweet and original, don't use it.
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Arrange to get massages in your hotel room right after the wedding. This will help work out any stressful kinks in your bodies, ease tired-from-dancing feet, and get you both in a very relaxed and cozy state of mind.
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A big part of flirting involves reactions to the partner. When telling a funny story, it may elicit comments encouraging interest, including asking "really?", saying "wow" and simply opening your mouth in amused disbelief.
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You may feel really awkward walking into a store full of kids. But it’ll only take a few games and a few minutes of awkwardness to bring out that inner child and have a wonderful date.
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Vo Aashiq Jo Raat Bhar Apne Pyar Ki Yaad Me So Nhi Pate,
Crf Vhi Bta Skte Hai K..
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Raat Ko Light Kb-Kb Jati Hai.
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Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
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Rajnikant ne phoonk mari or sukh gaye hum !!
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Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
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Ek din aapki life me ek aisa ladka aayenga Jo apko bohat zyada pyaar karenga,aapko pyaar se chhuyega aur aapko dher sari KISSES karenga or kahega,"I LOVE U MUMMY".
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Without you,
there is no reason to live every moment,
there is no reason to wake up every morning,
there is no reason to breathe every breath.
...Without you,
my world is gone,
my life is meaningless,
my heart stops beating.
Without you,
all the colors are dull,
all the food is tasteless,
all the flowers are wilted.
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