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Santa: Yaar Banta, Tere Ghar Mein Latrin Bani Hai Kya.
Banta: Haan Bani Hai, Kyu?
Santa: Nahi Yaar Mere Ghar To Daal Chawal Bani Hai.
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Ek Baar Ek Ladka Plane Se Mumbai Ja Raha Tha.
Wo Baar-Baar Toilet Ja Raha Tha, Ye Dekh Usko Ek Air Hostess Ne Puchha.
Air Hostess: Aap 5 Minute Mein 4 Baar Toilet Ja Chuke, Kya Aap Ko Chain Nahi Hai?
Ladka Rote Hue: Chain To Hai Ji, Lekin Khul Nahi Rahi.
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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
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Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
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Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon.
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon.
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye,
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon.
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Ladkiyon ko dance karne wale ladke bahut pasand aate hain.
Isiliye abhi se dance ki practice shuru kar do.
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Two new words hv been proposed to be included in oxford dictionary.
1.Gumshuda: state of being physically lost.
2.Shadishuda: state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.
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Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world,
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while.
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Ye jo hasinao k baal hain,
Aashiko ko fasane k jaal hain,
Na jane kitno ka piya hai khoon,
Tabhi to hoth laal hain.
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GirlFriend: Jaanu Mein Apna Purse Gar Bhul Aayi Hoon Mujhe 1000 Rupaye Chahiye.
BoyFriend: Sach Mein Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai, Lo 20 Rupaye, Riksha Kar Or Ghar Se Purse Le Aa.
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After a grueling workout, there's a good chance you're going to be feeling it. Relieve post-fitness aches by submerging your lower body in a cold bath (50 to 55 degrees Fahrenheit; you may have to throw some ice cubes in to get it cold enough) for 10 to 15 minutes.
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Jab Aap Sex Start Kare To Us Se Pahle Apni Wife Ko Khoob Josh Me Laaye Der Tak Apni Biwi Se Khele Play Kare.
Biwi k Pistan Ko Choose And Apne hand Se Biwi Ki Yoni Ko Massage Kare Is Doran Apne Mind And Feelings Ko Full Control Me Rakhe.
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Sochta Hun Sagar Ki Lahero Ko Dekh Kar
Kyu Yeh Kinaray Se Takra Ke Palat Jati Hain
Karte Hain Ye Sagar Say Befawa
Ya Phir Sagar Se Wafa Nibhaten Hain
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Girlfriend: Aaj Meri Sister Ne Sare Parathe Jala Diye
Boyfriend: Jaan Parathe Toh Jalenge Hi Tumari Behan Itani Hot Jo Hai
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Angrez Hindi Mein Darwaza Kholne Ko Kaise Kahega?
Nahi Pata?
Ok,
Main Batata Hoon.
There Was A Cold Day.
Isko Tez Tez Padho Khud Samajh Jaoge.
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1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry Lagi To Us Ne Mandir Banwaya
2nd Bhikhari: Tune Mandir Q Banwaya?
Bhikhari: Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek manguga.
Solid investment.
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Banta: Indian presence in this Olympics was not felt at all.
Santa Singh: No, there was one person from India who was present in every match of Olympics.
Banta: Who ?
Santa Singh: Commentator Charu Sharma.
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Teacher: Itne Din Se Kaha The
Boy: Birdflu tha.
Teacher: Per Ye Toh Birds Main Hota Hai,
Boy: Insan Samjha Hi Kaha Aapne,Roz Toh Murga Bana Dete Ho
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Santa Dentist Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehta Hai,
Santa: Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Daant Nikaal Sakte Ho?
Doctor: Nahi.
Santa: Main Nikal Sakta Hun.
Doctor: Wo Kaise?
Santa: He He He He He He He He He He.
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The best way to know the weakness of your enemy is to remain his friend because otherwise,
you will never get a chance to go close to him or learn about him. While as his friend,
you have full opportunity to learn many things about him and even his weaknesses.
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No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar
Nothing in this world is impossible to a willing heart.
I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true
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The death of MJ is revealed.
The day before MJ died.
MJ saw RAJINIKANTH's Dance n got Shocked.
Bz Rajini had performed SUNWALK.
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Offo kya kerte ho,
Door hat jao,
Koi dekhega to kya Sochega?
Aqal nahi hai kya?
Uff abi nahi karona,
Akele me kar lena,
Naak saaf.
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How to save the world: 1. Make a document called The World.
2. Save the document.
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Time Can Heal A,
Broken Heart,
But,
Time Can Also Break,
A Waiting Heart.
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Boys always start love with this sentence "We are friends" AND
Girls always end love with this sentence "We are just friends"
Feel the difference
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Lalu : Murkh Aadmi Ki Biwi Bahut Sunder Hoti Hai.
Rabdi : Aapk Paas To Hamr Tarif Ke Alawa
Kono Kaam Hi Nahi Hai.
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Conveying is an art.
Wife: I have a good news and a bad news,
Husband: I am very busy Just give me good news,
Wife: The airbags worked properly in our new Audi.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
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Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola:
Darling, BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!
Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi
utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??
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Teacher: Chhoti Makkhi tumhe kya deti hai
Student: Shahad
Teacher: Patli Bakri?
Student: Doodh
Teacher: Moti Bhainsh?
Student: Homework
Madam ne Die Thappad Pe Thappad
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mera naam Zoya hai but my friends call me zee
mera naam Manish hai but my friends call me doordarshan
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Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon.
Laki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka: Agar tum mil jaao.
Jamana chhod denge hum.
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Kya ray!Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
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Be the first one to say Sorry
when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz
of you & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to y
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In Aansuo Ki Keemat Kahan Koi Samjh Paya Hai
Hamne To Ro Rokar Bhi Bs Jamane Ko Hansaya Hai
Hamne To Ro Rokar Bhi Bs Jamane Ko Hansaya Hai…
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Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police station pr aaya aur bola,
Muje girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai.
Inspctor: kiya wo mar gye?
Aadmi: nahi wo danda lye mere peche aa rahi hai.
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Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
but DARU nahi chhod sakta..
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Nobody's right till somebody's wrong.
Nobody's weak till somebody's strong.
Nobody's lucky till love comes along.
Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone.
Missing You!
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Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and action. Harold S. Geneen
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If you can’t fly, then run. If you can’t run, then walk. If you can’t walk, then crawl. But whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward
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सत्य और ज्ञान की खोज में लगे रहना ही किसी व्यक्ति की सबसे बड़ी विशेषता हो सकती है।
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सत्य और ज्ञान की खोज में लगे रहना ही किसी व्यक्ति की सबसे बड़ी विशेषता हो सकती है।
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Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD MORNING :D
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