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May ur happiness b as big as Ganeshji s ear,
ur Problem b as tiny as his mouse,
ur Life be as long as his trunk &
moments be as sweet as his Laddu.
HAPPY DIWALI
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Two things upon this changing earth can neither
change nor end; the splendor of Christ s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.
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Wish you a Merry Christmas may this
festival bring abundant joy and
happiness in your life
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Lekar Hum Dusro Ki Hansi Kya Karein,
Jo Apni Nahi Wo Khushi Kya Karein,
Tanha Jeene Se Behtar Hai Mar Jayein Hum,
Jab Saath Tum Nahi To Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karein
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Jada gum jab se najare ho gaye
Gardish me hamare sitare ho gaye
Nibhayi hai kuch yaro ne dosti aisi
Ki dushman bhi dost se pyare ho gaye
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Vishwas Ban ke Log Zindagi Me Aate Hai
Khwab Ban ke Aankho Me Samaa Jaate Hai
Pehle Yakeen Dilate Hai Ki Wo Hamare Hai
Fir Na Jaane Kyu Badal Jaate Hai
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Badi gahrai se chaha hai tujhe
Badi duao se paya hai tujhe
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise
Kismat ki lakiro se churaya hai tujhe
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Mujhe Is Baat Ka Gum Nahi Ki
Badal Gaya Zamana
Meri Zindagi To Sirf Tum Ho
Kahi Tum Na Badal Jana
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Pyar kiya to unki mohabbat nazar aayi
Dard hua to palke unki bhar aayi
Do dilon ki dharkan me ek baat nazar aayi
Dil to unka dharka par awaz is dil se aayi
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
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Sardar:Mom mai bada hoker AirForce me jaunga
Mom:Muje kaise pata chalega ki ye mere bete ki plane hai
Sardar: Mai gujarte waqt BOMB fekunga
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Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,
Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,
Plz aaj wah wah na kehna,
Kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai.
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Madam- kaha h copy kahan h pen
boy- jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen?
Tere mast-mast 2 nain
mere dil ka le gye chain
gayab h copy or kho gye pen.
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Light can replace dark.
Success can replace failure.
Smile can replace pain.
But nothing can replace you
Why?
Defective piece No replacement.
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Ladki: Jab tum log ladki ko propose karte ho to uska hath kyun pakad lete ho?
Ladka: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye, ki kahin thappad na maar de.
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Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom
Ki light jal gayi
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya.
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Kahan Se Layein Hunar Use Manane Ka
Koi Jawab Nahi Tha Uske Rooth Ke Chale Jane Ka
Milni Thi Mujhe Hi Saza Is Mohabbat Mein
Kyon Ki Juram Maine Hi Kiya Tha Us Se Dil Lagane Ka.
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Madam to boy- kaha hai copy kaha hai pen
boy- jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast mast do nain
mere dil ka le gye chain
gayab hao copy aur kho gayi pen.
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Ashok Kumar was a lab assistant in Bombay Talkies before he became an actor in 1936.
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starting my freshman high school year I wanted to follow my oldest brothers steps of playing in the Mountain View high school soccer team. I failed, I didn't make the team. I seemed to have given up on playing for the school soccer team, but I caught myself trying again the next year. My dad said it takes skills and patience and I took his advice and caught myself practicing and kicking the ball more often, I didn't play on the soccer team my sophomore year either, but I ended up doing better in my studies and receiving letters from the VR program and EVIT college saying "Congrats you have been accepted" , but I know for a fact, after all the practice and positive people around me, I'll make it after all. If not there's always the next year. I'll stay positive.
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There was no word for the color orange in English until about 450 years ago.
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Anil Kapoor’s family lived in Raj Kapoor’s garage when they first moved to Mumbai. Later, they shifted to a room in one of Mumbai’s middle-class suburbs.
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Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer
Have a nice sleep
Good Night
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We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid.
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Hamesha Unki Help Ke Liye Taiyaar Rahe.
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Ladkiyan Hazirjawab Ladkon Ko Pasand Karti Hai Issliye Aap Hazirjawab Dene Wale Person Baniye
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Agar Aap Unka Ghar Jante Hai To Holi Ke Din Uske Ghar Unke Sath Holi Khelne Jana Na Bhule Aur Unke Sath Khub Hansi Mazak Kare.
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CHIPKALI ko ubaal kr dhoop me sukha kr
chips jaisa Crunchi hone k baad
Ketchup uper daal kr khaya jaye to…
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suna hai…
ULTI aa jati hai
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After drinking Boys:
talk unnecessarily
Become emotional
Drive badly
Stop thinking
Fight 4 nothing
Gals can do all these without drinking!
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Majdoor banoge chutti milegi,
Maalik banoge chut he milegi
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A boy called FM radio & said:
I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu.
Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse?
Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
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Hamesha Koi Badiya Body Spray (Perfume) Lagaya Kare. Aapke Body Ki Khushbu Ladkiyon Ko Aapki Aur Attract Karegi.
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Ladkiyon Se Usi Topic Par Baat-Chit Karo Jis Me Use Baat Karne Me Maza Aaye, Isse Wo Aapse Bahut Samay Tak Baat Kar Sakti Hai. Aur Aapki Dosti Pyar Me Bhi Badal Sakti Hai.
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If u read, u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy
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I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
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Phool Kali se juda ho sakte hai magar khusbu se nahi app hum se juda ho sakte hai magar humare dil se nahi
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Teacher : where were u born ?
Aman : Punjab…
Teacher : which part in
Punjab ?
Aman : ki which part ?
paagal di bachchi ! puri
body born in Punjab
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Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai.
Batao isse tumne kya sikha
Santa: Bas humein ab sirf DAARU
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai…
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Height of batameezi:
Phone rings..
Tring… Tring…
Ladka: Hello chintu hai?
Girl: Nahi hai.
boy: Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega
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पत्नी : जानू ! आज तुम्हारी प्रेमिका रात में आ रही हैं। रात में यहीं रहेगी। मैंने फ्रीज में बीयर और फ्रेश फ्रूट सलाद बना के रखा है।
रूम फ्रेशनर साइड टेबल पर है। नहाने का साबुन बाथरूम में है।
मैं बच्चों को लेकर मायके जा रही हूँ,
कल शाम तक आऊँगी। प्रोग्राम में कोई चेंज हो तो इन्फॉर्म कर देना। मैं वहीँ और रूक जाऊँगी …!
इसे कहते हैं
मूंगेरी लाल के हसीन सपने !!
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Dushmano Me Bhi Dost Mila Karte Hai,
Jannato Me Bhi Phool Khila Karte Hai,
Hamko Kanta Samaj Kar Chhod Na Dena,
Kante Hi Phool Ki Hifajhat Kiya Karte Hai..
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Mere geet sune duniya ne magar
Mera dard koi na jaan saka,
Ek tera sahara tha dil ko,
Tu bhi na mujhe pehchan saka ..!!
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Whenever you Miss someone..
Look at The Sky..
Although you might not See the Person There..
But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.
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U are TOO far away 4rm me,
that why I have to shout:
I M-I-I-I-I-S-S-S-S Y-O-O-U-U! did u hear that?
I Miss you
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Arz kya hai...
She is Kissing,
Wah Wah
She is Kissing,
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Ladke ka Dil pani ki tarah hota hai,
Aur ladki ka Dil mobile ki tarah,
Phir chahe mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe,
Zindgi khrab mobile ki hi hoti hai.
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