STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
Gaur Farmayega
Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
Achchi Tabi Lagti He Jab Dusre Ki Hoti Hai.
58
Boy : Dadaji, ap kya padh rahe ho?
Dadaji : Beta Itihas
Boy:Ye to Sex ki kitab lagti he
Dadaji : Abe BossDK! Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na ..!!
706
Charming banne ke liye aapme confidence hona chahiya aur aapka vyaktitva (personality) bhi strong honi chahiye .aap ladki se kuch sawal puch sakte he jese aap ki hobbies kya he? etc.
933
Santa Toilet Me Betha Tha,
Samne Likha Tha Pani Ka Jyada se jyada Istmal Kare.
Now Santa At His Best Once Again.
Wo Baithe-Baithe 3 Dabbe Pani Pee Gaya.
867
It always seems impossible until it’s done
437
A naughty side is a huge turn on to every guy.
Sit really close to him and watch him feel awkward around you.
Brush his body, but make it seem like an accident. Behave like a coy girl,
but tempt him innocently.
233
Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when,
Wife orders: Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena.
Servant asks: Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh nikalun?
Wife says: Abhi nahin, Sahab ko jane Do..
875
Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana hmain bhi toh murga bnate ho..
307
Lady Teacher ne
‘MY TEACHER’ par 10 lines likhne ko kaha.
Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha:
.
.
.
Madam,
‘MAST CHHAMIYA’ ko english me kya kahte hain..?
739
While waiting for a subway or train, look for the scuffed areas of the white or yellow line on the edge of the platform. This is where the doors are most likely to op
663
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine..
649
Both of you are seated on the bed with legs toward one another, arms back to support yourselves. Now move together and she moves onto you. Her hips will be between your spread legs, her knees bent and feet outside of your hips and flat on the bed. Now rock back and forth.
Benefits: You both can still maintain eye contact while viewing the action at center stage.
806
Dil Mein Ho Aap To Koi Aur Khaas Kaise Hoga,
Yaadon Mein Aapke Siva Koi Pass Kaise Hoga,
Hichkiyan Kehti Hain Aap Yaad Karte Ho,
Par Bologe Nahi To Humein Ehsas Kaise Hoga.
338
50
42
307
926
Lamho ki ek kitaab hain zindagi,
Saanso aur khyalo ka hissab hai zindagi
Kuch jarurate puri kuch khwaishe aduri
Bas inhi sawalon ka jawab hain zindagi.
955
• बच्चे को यदि सर्दी-जुकाम, खाँसी है तो उसे स्कूल न भेजें।
• किसी से हाथ नहीं मिलाएँ। गले नहीं मिलें।
• छींकने, खाँसने और कहीं बाहर से आने के बाद हाथ साबुन से धोएँ।
• अपनी आँख, नाक, मुँह को हाथ न लगाएँ। इससे वायरस फैलते हैं।
• जिन लोगों को श्वसन तंत्र की बीमारी हो उनके पास न जाएँ।
• सर्दी के मरीज साफ-सुथरा रुमाल रखें और रोज बदलें।
• घर में व आसपास स्वच्छता रखें।
• खान-पान का ख्याल रखें, तला-गला कम खाएँ।
• प्रदूषित, भीड़ भरे और गंदे क्षेत्रों में न जाएँ
• स्मोकिंग करने वालों से दूर रहें।
• मरीज को भी मास्क लगाएँ और खुद भी उपयोग करें।
356
Make ur own font in XP: Private charecter editor used for editing fonts.
- run
- Type "eudcedit"
- Try making new fonts.
857
775
Kiran Kherr: Mera husband bazaar gaya tha aaloo khareedne, 5 din ho gaye.. Abhi tak wapas nahin aaya!
Dadi: To kuchh aur paka leti, Itna wait kyun kar rahi hai?
748
Snta: Where were you born? Bnata: India .. Santa: which part? Banta: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
613
Love is never wrong but a girl can be.
811
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
449
The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
931
God: I am Going to Make Girls with Hightech future
Any Suggestions
Boy: Yes.
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users.
452
Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
425
Maine khai jis ki khatir Thokare
Wahi aaj tak Mujhe Thukrata raha
Meri Nigaah se Aansu Dekh kar
Ghunghat me Muhh chhupa kar Muskurata raha.
1
Waqt Badalta hai Zindagi ke Sath
Zindagi badalti hai Waqt ke Sath
Waqt nahi badalta apno ke sath
bas apne badlte hain waqt ke saath
1
A quote from a Girl
Boys are very much like buses
you wait for 1 for ages and then
suddenly 3 come at the same time
1
Waheeda Rahman played both mother and lover to Amitabh Bachchan She played the love interest of Big B in Adalat and mother in Trishul
1
May ur happiness b as big as Ganeshji s ear,
ur Problem b as tiny as his mouse,
ur Life be as long as his trunk &
moments be as sweet as his Laddu.
HAPPY DIWALI
1
Two things upon this changing earth can neither
change nor end; the splendor of Christ s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.
1
Wish you a Merry Christmas may this
festival bring abundant joy and
happiness in your life
1
Lekar Hum Dusro Ki Hansi Kya Karein,
Jo Apni Nahi Wo Khushi Kya Karein,
Tanha Jeene Se Behtar Hai Mar Jayein Hum,
Jab Saath Tum Nahi To Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karein
11
Jada gum jab se najare ho gaye
Gardish me hamare sitare ho gaye
Nibhayi hai kuch yaro ne dosti aisi
Ki dushman bhi dost se pyare ho gaye
6
Vishwas Ban ke Log Zindagi Me Aate Hai
Khwab Ban ke Aankho Me Samaa Jaate Hai
Pehle Yakeen Dilate Hai Ki Wo Hamare Hai
Fir Na Jaane Kyu Badal Jaate Hai
2
Badi gahrai se chaha hai tujhe
Badi duao se paya hai tujhe
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise
Kismat ki lakiro se churaya hai tujhe
2
Mujhe Is Baat Ka Gum Nahi Ki
Badal Gaya Zamana
Meri Zindagi To Sirf Tum Ho
Kahi Tum Na Badal Jana
1
Pyar kiya to unki mohabbat nazar aayi
Dard hua to palke unki bhar aayi
Do dilon ki dharkan me ek baat nazar aayi
Dil to unka dharka par awaz is dil se aayi
15
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
6
Sardar:Mom mai bada hoker AirForce me jaunga
Mom:Muje kaise pata chalega ki ye mere bete ki plane hai
Sardar: Mai gujarte waqt BOMB fekunga
10
Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,
Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,
Plz aaj wah wah na kehna,
Kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai.
1
Madam- kaha h copy kahan h pen
boy- jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen?
Tere mast-mast 2 nain
mere dil ka le gye chain
gayab h copy or kho gye pen.
1
Light can replace dark.
Success can replace failure.
Smile can replace pain.
But nothing can replace you
Why?
Defective piece No replacement.
1
Ladki: Jab tum log ladki ko propose karte ho to uska hath kyun pakad lete ho?
Ladka: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye, ki kahin thappad na maar de.
1
Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom
Ki light jal gayi
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya.
4
Kahan Se Layein Hunar Use Manane Ka
Koi Jawab Nahi Tha Uske Rooth Ke Chale Jane Ka
Milni Thi Mujhe Hi Saza Is Mohabbat Mein
Kyon Ki Juram Maine Hi Kiya Tha Us Se Dil Lagane Ka.
1
Madam to boy- kaha hai copy kaha hai pen
boy- jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast mast do nain
mere dil ka le gye chain
gayab hao copy aur kho gayi pen.
1