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Conveying is an art.
Wife: I have a good news and a bad news,
Husband: I am very busy Just give me good news,
Wife: The airbags worked properly in our new Audi.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
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Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola:
Darling, BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!
Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi
utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??
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Teacher: Chhoti Makkhi tumhe kya deti hai
Student: Shahad
Teacher: Patli Bakri?
Student: Doodh
Teacher: Moti Bhainsh?
Student: Homework
Madam ne Die Thappad Pe Thappad
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mera naam Zoya hai but my friends call me zee
mera naam Manish hai but my friends call me doordarshan
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Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon.
Laki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka: Agar tum mil jaao.
Jamana chhod denge hum.
975
Kya ray!Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
925
Be the first one to say Sorry
when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz
of you & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to y
521
In Aansuo Ki Keemat Kahan Koi Samjh Paya Hai
Hamne To Ro Rokar Bhi Bs Jamane Ko Hansaya Hai
Hamne To Ro Rokar Bhi Bs Jamane Ko Hansaya Hai…
833
Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police station pr aaya aur bola,
Muje girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai.
Inspctor: kiya wo mar gye?
Aadmi: nahi wo danda lye mere peche aa rahi hai.
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Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
but DARU nahi chhod sakta..
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Nobody's right till somebody's wrong.
Nobody's weak till somebody's strong.
Nobody's lucky till love comes along.
Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone.
Missing You!
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Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and action. Harold S. Geneen
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If you can’t fly, then run. If you can’t run, then walk. If you can’t walk, then crawl. But whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward
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सत्य और ज्ञान की खोज में लगे रहना ही किसी व्यक्ति की सबसे बड़ी विशेषता हो सकती है।
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सत्य और ज्ञान की खोज में लगे रहना ही किसी व्यक्ति की सबसे बड़ी विशेषता हो सकती है।
817
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD MORNING :D
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Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
Gaur Farmayega
Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
Achchi Tabi Lagti He Jab Dusre Ki Hoti Hai.
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Boy : Dadaji, ap kya padh rahe ho?
Dadaji : Beta Itihas
Boy:Ye to Sex ki kitab lagti he
Dadaji : Abe BossDK! Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na ..!!
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Charming banne ke liye aapme confidence hona chahiya aur aapka vyaktitva (personality) bhi strong honi chahiye .aap ladki se kuch sawal puch sakte he jese aap ki hobbies kya he? etc.
933
Santa Toilet Me Betha Tha,
Samne Likha Tha Pani Ka Jyada se jyada Istmal Kare.
Now Santa At His Best Once Again.
Wo Baithe-Baithe 3 Dabbe Pani Pee Gaya.
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It always seems impossible until it’s done
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A naughty side is a huge turn on to every guy.
Sit really close to him and watch him feel awkward around you.
Brush his body, but make it seem like an accident. Behave like a coy girl,
but tempt him innocently.
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Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when,
Wife orders: Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena.
Servant asks: Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh nikalun?
Wife says: Abhi nahin, Sahab ko jane Do..
875
Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana hmain bhi toh murga bnate ho..
307
Lady Teacher ne
‘MY TEACHER’ par 10 lines likhne ko kaha.
Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam,
‘MAST CHHAMIYA’ ko english me kya kahte hain..?
739
While waiting for a subway or train, look for the scuffed areas of the white or yellow line on the edge of the platform. This is where the doors are most likely to op
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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine..
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Both of you are seated on the bed with legs toward one another, arms back to support yourselves. Now move together and she moves onto you. Her hips will be between your spread legs, her knees bent and feet outside of your hips and flat on the bed. Now rock back and forth.
Benefits: You both can still maintain eye contact while viewing the action at center stage.
806
Dil Mein Ho Aap To Koi Aur Khaas Kaise Hoga,
Yaadon Mein Aapke Siva Koi Pass Kaise Hoga,
Hichkiyan Kehti Hain Aap Yaad Karte Ho,
Par Bologe Nahi To Humein Ehsas Kaise Hoga.
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Lamho ki ek kitaab hain zindagi,
Saanso aur khyalo ka hissab hai zindagi
Kuch jarurate puri kuch khwaishe aduri
Bas inhi sawalon ka jawab hain zindagi.
955
• बच्चे को यदि सर्दी-जुकाम, खाँसी है तो उसे स्कूल न भेजें।
• किसी से हाथ नहीं मिलाएँ। गले नहीं मिलें।
• छींकने, खाँसने और कहीं बाहर से आने के बाद हाथ साबुन से धोएँ।
• अपनी आँख, नाक, मुँह को हाथ न लगाएँ। इससे वायरस फैलते हैं।
• जिन लोगों को श्वसन तंत्र की बीमारी हो उनके पास न जाएँ।
• सर्दी के मरीज साफ-सुथरा रुमाल रखें और रोज बदलें।
• घर में व आसपास स्वच्छता रखें।
• खान-पान का ख्याल रखें, तला-गला कम खाएँ।
• प्रदूषित, भीड़ भरे और गंदे क्षेत्रों में न जाएँ
• स्मोकिंग करने वालों से दूर रहें।
• मरीज को भी मास्क लगाएँ और खुद भी उपयोग करें।
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Make ur own font in XP: Private charecter editor used for editing fonts.
- run
- Type "eudcedit"
- Try making new fonts.
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Kiran Kherr: Mera husband bazaar gaya tha aaloo khareedne, 5 din ho gaye.. Abhi tak wapas nahin aaya!
Dadi: To kuchh aur paka leti, Itna wait kyun kar rahi hai?
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Snta: Where were you born? Bnata: India .. Santa: which part? Banta: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
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Love is never wrong but a girl can be.
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Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
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The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
931
God: I am Going to Make Girls with Hightech future
Any Suggestions
Boy: Yes.
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users.
452
Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
425
Maine khai jis ki khatir Thokare
Wahi aaj tak Mujhe Thukrata raha
Meri Nigaah se Aansu Dekh kar
Ghunghat me Muhh chhupa kar Muskurata raha.
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Waqt Badalta hai Zindagi ke Sath
Zindagi badalti hai Waqt ke Sath
Waqt nahi badalta apno ke sath
bas apne badlte hain waqt ke saath
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A quote from a Girl
Boys are very much like buses
you wait for 1 for ages and then
suddenly 3 come at the same time
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Waheeda Rahman played both mother and lover to Amitabh Bachchan She played the love interest of Big B in Adalat and mother in Trishul
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