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Dec,19 2015
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Kapde Utar Kar

Ek Ladki Apni Kutiya Se Puchhti Hai..
Tumhare Itne Sare Bachhe Kyu Hote Hain.
Kutiya: Behan Kapde Utar Kar.
Road Pe Ghumo, Pata Chal Jayega.

Dec,19 2015
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Ghar Ki Ladies

Santa: Jab Mai Mar Jaun To
Samne Wali Family Ko Zaroor Bulana.
Banta: Kyun,
Santa: Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladies
Murde Se Lipat Lipat Kar Roti Hain.

Dec,18 2015
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Naak Pochhne Ki

Ajib Hai Nakhre Tere,
Ajib Hai Tera Style.
Naak Pochhne Ki Tameez Nahin Aur Haath Mein Hai Mobile Tere.

Dec,16 2015
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संता सिंह मैरिड

संता पहली बार बार में गया और काउंटर के पास खड़ा हो गया।
वहां खड़े एक व्यक्ति ने कहा, 'पीटर स्कॉच, सिंगल।'
तभी वहीं खड़े दूसरे आदमी ने कहा, 'जॉनी वॉकर, सिंगल।'
शादीशुदा संता ने एक पल सोचा और काउंटर पर खड़े होकर कहा, 'संता सिंह, मैरिड।

Dec,14 2015
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Udaas Rehnay Do

Zindagi K Her Mor Pe Sunheri Yadoon Ka Ehsas Rehney Do,
Suror Dil Mai Aur Zuban Pe Mithas Rehney Do,
Yehi Falsafa Hai Jeeney Ka,
Na Raho Udaas, Na kisi Ko Udaas Rehnay Do.

Dec,11 2015
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Niche Library Me

Suhag Raat Pe Dulhe Ne Dulhan Ki Ankh Ko Chuma
Dulhan : Ye Kya
Dulha :Ankh Zindgi Ki Kitab Hai
Dulhan :Niche Library Me Aag Lagi Hae, Tu Kitaab Me Ghusa Hai .

Dec,10 2015
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Aur Uski Item

Sir: Pani Mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar Ke Naam Btao?
Kapil: Mendhak
Sir: Good Kapil. 4 Aur Btao ?
Kapil: Uski Mummy Uske papa Uski Bahen Aur Uski Item.

Dec,10 2015
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Line Marne

Mai Aur Meri Friend Aaj Pani Puri Khayenge
Wah wah
Mai Aur Meri Friend Aaj Pani Puri Khayenge
ACP says Daya
Hum New Year Me Line Marne Kaha Jayenge

Dec,7 2015
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My Studies

Dr. Ambedkar Just used lamp to study.
Kalaam used candle to study.
Bush studied in streetlight.
But Do u knw about Me?
Only Agarbatti Bhagwan Bharose.

Dec,5 2015
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Earthquake Aaya Hai

Me: Mom Earthquake Aaya Hai
Mom: Vo Theek Hai Par Tune Apna Room Saaf Kia ?
Me: No
Mom: Throws Chappal With The Magnitude of 7.7
And Said This is Earthquake .

Dec,5 2015
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Post Offices

India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.

 

Dec,3 2015
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Heart Attacks

Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.

Dec,3 2015
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Khet Mein

Hari Thi Man Bhari Thi,
No Laakh Motiyon Sey Jadi Thi,
Raja Ji Key Khet Mein,
Duata Odhey Khadi Thi.
Ans: Bhutta.

Dec,3 2015
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Mar Sakta Hu

Tuje paane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee mar sakta hu,
Firbi agar tu naa mila,
To Ye formula dusre pe try kar sakta hu.

Nov,27 2015
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Copy Active Window

Copy only active window to clipboard Normally,
The Print Screen key copies the entire display or two displays if you got them,
ALT + Print Screen only copies the currently active window to the clipboard.
Whether taking a screenshot to diagnose a problem,
Or just because you want to show something to a friend, this will come in handy.

Nov,25 2015
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Smile Honi Chahia

Jabbhi app apni dream girl se mile toh apke chehre par smile honi chahia.
Isse wo bhi apko smile degi wo ki apka confert level ko,
Badayega isse app uske orh jayada karib aoge.

Nov,25 2015
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Jo Dala Hai

Pati sex karte hue bola:ladka nikalu ya ladki?
Patni: tumhari ma ka bhosda,dard se meri gaand fati ja rahi hai.
Pahle jo dala hai vo to nikalo.

Nov,24 2015
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Sari Umar


Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba: Koi Chota, Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,
Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho.

Nov,23 2015
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Soorakh Hi Nah

Santa ek din ek nurse ke saath sex kar raha tha.
Nurse chillai ki dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Sali, khud wahan injection lagati hai jahan soorakh hi nahi hai,
Aur tujhe soorakh mein dard ho raha hai.

Nov,23 2015
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VACHAN

Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine VACHAN de rakha hai ki,
Usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi nahi utaarungi.

Nov,21 2015
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Sath Nibhaye

Zindagi wo jo guzar jaye,
Ansoo wo jo beh jaye,
Khusi wo jo mil jaye,
Gam wo jo beet jaye,
Magar DOST Wo jo HUMESHA sath nibhaye.

Nov,20 2015
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Ladki Ki Formality

Girl: If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.

Nov,19 2015
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Happiness Of Smiles

May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine,
The happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter,
The feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.

Nov,17 2015
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Roz Marte Hai

Jeene Ki Khwaish Me Har Roz Marte Hai,
Wo Aaye Na Aaye Hum Intezaar Karte Hai,
Jutha Hi Sahi Mere Yaar Ka Vaada Hai,
Hum Sach Maankar Aitbar Karte Hai.

Nov,17 2015
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Machli Ke Kaante

Santa: Oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: Nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: Oye chadd yaar chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Nov,16 2015
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Padosan Ki Billi

Banta: Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe.
Santa Rote Hue: Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Piche Padi Rahti Thi.
Banta: To?
Santa: Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke Samjhaya To Usne Peet Peet Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di.
Banta Hairani Se: Abe Esa Kya Bola Tha Tune.
Santa: Keep An Eye On Your Wife’s Pussy, She Is After My Cock.

Nov,16 2015
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STAMP Report

सनी लीओन की लोकप्रियता देख,भारत सरकार ने Postal Stamp बनवाए.
Stamp की खपत इतनी बढी कि सनी भी खुश और भारत सरकार भी खुश.
फिर कहीं से शिकायतें आनी शुरू हुई के भैया STAMP तो चिपकता ही नहीं.
सरकार ने एक कमीशन का गठन किया और जाँच के आदेश दे दिये.
आधे घंटे में ही जाँच की रिपोर्ट आ गई कि STAMP तो बिल्कुल सही है.
लोग चाटते गलत Side से है.

Nov,15 2015
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Pyar Ka Massege

Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai.

Nov,11 2015
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Khooni Ki Zindagi

Aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me.
Aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me.
ACP to khooni: Ab puri zindagi sadte rehna jail me.

Nov,10 2015
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Happy Diwali

DIPAWALI Ka Yeh Pyara Tyohaar,
Jeewan Me Laye khusiya Apaar,
Laxmiji Viraje Aapke Dwar,
Subh kamna Hamari Kare Sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI

Nov,9 2015
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Pagal Ho Jayega

SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.
Ek admi: Wah Santa ji Kya chest hai.
SANTA: Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega.

Nov,9 2015
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Hamari Aadat


Har Dost se achi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
Har dost khush rahe hasrat hai hamari,
Koi hum ko yad kare na kare,
Har dost ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.

Nov,7 2015
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Hum Tadpate Hai

Ishq Ki Tammanna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai,
Kisi K Dil Me Hum Bhi Dhadkte Hai,
Na Jaane Kab Milenge,
Jiske Liye Hum Tadpate Hai.

Nov,5 2015
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Kaise Fasaye Sunder Ladki ko?

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki fasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi. Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana. Phir usey Class mein uda. Mam k puchne par, larki ka naam lagade. BAS FAS GAYI LADKI.

Nov,5 2015
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Aur Dikhao

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To.
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho,
Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, Fail Ho Jauga.

Nov,4 2015
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Bahut Pyari

Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.

Nov,3 2015
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Faith

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.

Nov,3 2015
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Kyu Ladki Alia Shopkeeper Se.

Alia bhat: Safola oil to de diya bhaiya,
Iske sath ka Free Gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper: Iske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia: Ullu matt banao,
Isme likha hai Cholesterol Free.

Nov,3 2015
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Starting Batade

In a examination hall,
A girl asks a boy sitting on d desknxt to her:
Mujhe is ans ki starting batade baaki main likh loongi.
Boy says: THE.

Nov,2 2015
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Baap Banna

Patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
Patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon.
Pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon.

Oct,30 2015
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Pati Ki Khamoshi

Oct,29 2015
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दाग अच्छे हैं।

एक लड़का गटर में गिर गया तभी एक लड़की की आवाज आई, सर्फ एक्सेल है ना, दाग अच्छे हैं।
लड़का गुस्से में: तेरी माँ का भोसड़ा, दाग इतने ही अच्छे हैं तो विसपर क्यों लगाती हो?

Oct,29 2015
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Khushbudar Condom

Condom chahiye kya?
Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.
Salesman: Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike.

 

Oct,28 2015
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Forever Ho Tum

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.

Oct,28 2015
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Utar ke Dekh

Utar ke dekh meri chahat ki gehrai mein,
Sochna mere bare mein raat ki tanhai mein,
Agar ho jaye meri chahat ka ehsas tumhein,
To milega mera aks tumhein apni hi parchhai mein…

 

Oct,27 2015
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Sawal Khada Hona

Alok nath: Sunny darling tumhe kam kapdo me dekh kar mere man me ek sawal khada hota he....
Sunny leone:Chup buddhe aj kal tere case me sirf sawal hi khada hota he..........

Oct,27 2015
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SARIKA KA FIGURE

ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE......

ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE........

RAJNI BOLA DONT RUN AWAY I`LL PRESS D TRIGGER
YANNA RASCALA MIND IT!!!

Oct,27 2015
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Sunny Deol

Sher Chala Karte Hai Khuddar Chala Karte Hain Sar Utha Ke Kaum Ke
Sunny Deol Jaise Sardar Chala Karte Hain!

Oct,27 2015
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Translate Karo

Teacher to Pappu, isko english mein translate karo:
Sara ne kapray pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I am Late.

Oct,27 2015
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