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Apr,1 2016
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Khatam Ho Tab Na

Principl : Late Q Hue,
Boy : Bike Khrab Ho Gyi Thi.
Principl : Bus Me Ni Aa Skte The Kya
Boy : Mene Kaha Tha Sir,
Par Apki Beti Ke Nakhre Khatam Ho Tab Na

Mar,30 2016
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Hall Me Bajani Hai

Sex Ke Baad Aurat Aadmi Se Boli : Tumari Bansuri Bahut He Choti Hai,
Aadmi Ne Bola : Mujhe Thodi Pata Tha Ke, Town Hall Me Bajani Hai

Mar,29 2016
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Band Kar Sake

Bhagwan Ne Mard Ko Lun Q Diya
Kyon Ki Mard Ke Pass Ek Aesi Cheez To Honi Hi Chahiye
Jo Aurat Ka Mooh Band Kar Sake

Mar,29 2016
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I love you Didi

Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala I love you.
Premika Gusse se : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte,
Santa : I love you Didi.

Mar,21 2016
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Bhi Kar Sakta Hai

Husband: Agar Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To Mein Pagal Ho Jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri Shaadi To Nahin Karogey Na ?
Husband: Pagal Ka Kya Hai, O Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai

Mar,21 2016
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हसी-ना

जो लड़की कभी नही हँसती उसे क्या कहेगेँ

 

 

हसी-ना

Mar,19 2016
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लकीर का फकीर हूं

संता ने अपनी गर्लफ्रैंड को छूते हुए पूछा तुम्हारे दोनों पैर के बीचों में क्या है
गर्लफ्रैंड- मेरे पैरों के बीच में लकीर है संता- मैं उसी लकीर का फकीर हूं

Mar,18 2016
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नहाके बचाया था

कौन कहता है कि हम होली के दिन फालतू का
पानी खर्च करते हैंहम तो वो पानी खर्च करते है
जो हमने पूरी सर्दियों में ना नहाके बचाया था

Mar,15 2016
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Bol Ke Thak Gayi

Wife Pati Se Boli : Dekho G Kaam Karte Waqt Mere Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam Achi Tarah Se Samjha Do, Mai To Bol-Bol Ke Thak Gayi

Mar,11 2016
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Pass Ho Gaya

Ishq Ke School Me Naya Mahoul Taiyar Ho Gaya,
Pappu Ki GF Se Puri Class Ko Pyar Ho Gaya,
Bas Tabhi Se Pappu Udas Ho Gaya,
Puri Class Fail or Pappu Pass Ho Gaya

Mar,8 2016
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Bheje Ja Raha Hai

Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai Haridwar Mein.
Prashad Mein Recharge Coupon Diye Jayenge.
Kisi Aur Ko Mat Batana.
Ye SMS Sirf Chuninda Bhikhariyon Ko Bheje Ja Raha Hai

Mar,7 2016
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Neend Ajati Hai

Teacher : Sab Se Zyada Nasha Kis Cheez Mei Hota Hai,
Student : Padhai Mei.
Teacher : Wo Kaise.
Student : Sir,Kitaben Kholte Hi Neend Ajati Hai.

 

Mar,5 2016
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Daaru Pini Hai

Papa : ENGINEERING Karni Hai..
Papa : Seedha Bol Na Sutta Peena Hai Daaru Pini Hai

Mar,3 2016
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Bohat Dino K Baad

Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Feb,29 2016
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Sabji Ki Tarah

Lips Bhindi Ki Tarah, Gaal Tmatar Ki Tarah,
Eyes Matar Ki Tarah,Or Face Gobi Ki Tarah,
Hey Bhagwan Ek Jaan Di Wo Bi Sabji Ki Tarah.

Feb,27 2016
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Maa Baap Se Puch

Santa : Kaun Si Position Me Chudai Karne Se Bacche Badsurat Paida Hote He.
Banta : Mujhe Kya Pata Ghar Jaakar Apne Maa Baap Se Puch

 

Feb,26 2016
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Internet

Feb,25 2016
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कपडे ही उतरा करते है

प्यार और गर्मी जब हद्द से बढ़ जाते है,
तब सबसे पहले कपडे ही उतरा करते है 

Feb,25 2016
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मासूम खरीदार

करीब आओ ज़रा के तुम्हारे बिन जीना है
मुश्किल,दिल को तुमसे नही..
तुम्हारी हर अदा से मोहब्बत है
सोचते हैं जान अपनी उसे मुफ्त ही दे दें,
इतने मासूम खरीदार से क्या लेना देना।

 

Feb,24 2016
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Sex Ker Saken Ge

Girl Friend : Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai
Boy Friend : That’s Good,
PHir To Hum Condom Ke Bagher Sex Ker Saken Ge.

Feb,12 2016
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Mohabbat Ki Rah

Mohabbat Ki Rah Par Hm Is Trah Chale,
Na Dekha Aage Na Dekha Pichhe,
Jb Dekha Apni Grl Frnd Ko Aage,
Wo Na Aayi Par Us Ka Bhai Dora Chla Aaya Pichhe.

Feb,12 2016
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Hug Day

Feb,11 2016
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Chal Uth k Roti Paka

Wife: Meri Tabyat Thek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai
Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha Tha..
Wife: Me Mazaq kar Rahi Thi..
Husband: Mai Bhi Mazaq kar Raha Tha. Chal uth k Roti Paka

Feb,11 2016
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Hello Darling

Patni Pati Ko Surprise Krne Ke Liye Kitchen Me Jake
New Sim Se Call Ki Or Boli Hello Darling
Pati: Baad Me Call Karo Jaan, Abhi Wo Saali Kutiya Kitchen Me Hai.

Feb,10 2016
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Darwaja Khola Toh

Darwaja Khola To Saap Nikla,
Darwaja Khola To Saap Nikla,
ACP Bola Daya Ye Anna Hazare
To CID Ka Bhi Baap Nikla.

Feb,10 2016
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Indian

Feb,9 2016
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Shaadi

Feb,6 2016
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Fingerprints Le Lo

Garmiyon Ke Mausam Mein Khoob Khelo
Garmiyon Ke Mausam Mein Khoob Khelo
Daya Tum In Sab Ke Fingerprints Le Lo.

 

Feb,6 2016
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Forever Ho Tum

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver Ho Tum
Waqt Bewaqt Aaye Vo Fever Ho Tum
Doob Kar Jisme Marr Jaoo Vo River Ho Tum
Mere Jeevan Mein Ab To Forever Ho Tum.

 

 

Feb,6 2016
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Zindagi Ki Kitab

Wife : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki Kitab Hun.
Husband : Yehi Tu Taklif Hai Dairy Hoti To Har Sal Change Kar Leta.

Feb,5 2016
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Do dost

Feb,4 2016
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Funy

Feb,3 2016
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Has No Doors

Rajinikanth's House Has No Doors,
Only Walls That He Walks Through.

Feb,1 2016
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Ladki Walo Ne

Santa: Kal Meri Shadi Hai Aur Ladki Walo Ne Kam Log Bulaye Hai.
Banta: To Isme Problem Kya Hai?
Santa: Pata Nhi Papa Mujhe Le Jaynge Ya Nhi

Feb,1 2016
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Some

Jan,29 2016
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भूल जाता तुम्हे

मेरी रूह में न समाती तो भूल जाता तुम्हे,
तुम इतना पास न आती तो भूल जाता तुम्हे,
यह कहते हुए मेरा ताल्लुक नहीं तुमसे कोई,
आँखों में आंसू न आते तो भूल जाता तुम्हे

Jan,28 2016
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Kutte Ka Hai

Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya
Doctor: Hamare Pas Kutte Ka Hai, Laga Dain
Wife Sharma Ke Boli: Gadhey Ka Laga Do,
Kuttey Jesa To Inka Pehle Hhi Tha.

Jan,27 2016
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Bra Pehenogi

Madam: Bachhon,Batao Samosa Aur Kachori Mein Kya Fark Hai.
Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola
Pappu: Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori

Jan,22 2016
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BMW Mili Hai

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

Jan,19 2016
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Break Up With Her

Friend1: Why Do You Break Up With Her
Friend2: Mujhe Kutta Kutta Kahti Thi Or Apne Kutte
Ko BABU.

Jan,14 2016
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Najar Lag Jaye

Mat Muskurao Itna Ki
Phoolo Ko Khabar Lag Jaye
Ke Wo Kare Taaref Tumhari
Aur Tumhe Unki Najar Lag Jaye.

Jan,9 2016
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Haatho ki lakiron

Jao kiya tumhe har bandhan se
mukt . . .
Haatho ki lakiron me hoge to khud
hi chale aaoge .

Jan,9 2016
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Make Them Laugh

Have A Sense Of Humor.
Most Women Love Men Who Can Make Them Laugh;
Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time.

Jan,9 2016
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ड्राइवर की छुट्‍टी

पति-पत्नी आपस में झगड़ रहे थे.
पति बोला: अगर तुम्हें खाना बनाना आता, तो मैं कांता बाई की छुट्‍टी कर देता,
पत्नी बोली: अगर तुम्हें प्यार करना आता, तो मैं भी ड्राइवर की छुट्‍टी कर देती.

Jan,9 2016
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Latest Bollywood

Jan,8 2016
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Aaj Ka Gayan

Jan,6 2016
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Mera Figure Pepsi

Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure Pepsi Ki Bottal Ki Tarah Tha.
Husband Bola: Wo To Ab B Hai Bas.
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 Litre Ki Hai

Dec,28 2015
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Good Morning

Dec,24 2015
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Manushya Ka Man

Dec,19 2015
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