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Vakil: Aap bata skti h woh kaun tha?
Girl: Raat me dikha nhi pr koi bahar ka tha.
Vakil: Kaise pata?
Girl: Itna bada hmare mohalle me kisi ka nhi h.
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Imran Khan: Pehle mein apni wife ko B.A. karwaunga,
Phir M.A. phir PHD karwaunga,
Phir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Kapil: Phir acchaa sa rishta dekh kar uski shaadi bhi karwa dena.
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It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
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Why should I hire you?
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Am I going to be a mentor or will I be mentored?
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Santa: Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain Me Dikhau?
Santa: Nahi Helicopter Me Dikha Saale,
Sardar Dekha Ni Ki Mazak Shuru.
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Girl: Do u have a girlfriend?
Man: Yes who r u?
Girl: Your wife jaldi ghar aa kaminey.
Another unknown call comes.
Girl: Do you have a girlfriend?
Man: No who r you?
Girl: Your girlfriend you cheat.
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One boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho.
The girl replies: Isme tere baap ka kya jata hai.
Boy: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to gori HOTI.
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I wish that God would hold you tight.
I hope that angels would keep you in sight.
Now just to make sure you feel all right,
I'm gonna blow you a sweet GoodNight.
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Mom: Santa tu baal kyun nahi katwata?
Santa: Tum samajhti nahi ho, yeh fashion hai maa.
Mom: Arre idiot Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain.
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Girl to her engineer bf: Tum mujhe dhokha toh nhi doge na?
He: Ab tu bhi mera mazak udayegi?
Tujhe dhokha dene ke liye dusri kaha se launga?
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Teacher Santa Ko Class Mein Khada Karti Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Teacher: Santa, Can U Translate The Following Sentence In A Single English Word? Moti Larki Intezaar Kar Rahi Hai?
Santa: Oh It Is So Easy Motivating.
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It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.
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Hasrat hain sirf tumhe paane ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat banaane ki.
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Khilkhilati subah,Tazgi se bhara savera H,
Fulo or baharo ne Apke liye rng bikhera H,
Subah keh rhi hai jaag jao,
Apki muskurahat k bina sab Adhura Hai.
GooD MoRNING.
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RAJANIKANT says,
Yenna rascala, mind it,
wah wah.
RAJANIKANT says,
Yenna rascala, mind it.
ACP: Abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it.
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Santa Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Raha Tha,
Ladki Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahi Thi.
Santa Usko Bola: Chillao, Chillao Or Chillao, Yahan Se Tumhari Awaz Bahar Nahi Jaa Sakti.
Ladki Hairani Se Boli: Mujhe Tumhari Baat Par Yakeen Nahi Hai.
Santa Muskurate Hue Bola: To Fir Theek Hai, Mein Yahan Se Chillata Hun, Tum Bahar Jaake Suno, Aawaz Aati Hai Ya Nahi.
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Santa: Yaar Banta, Tere Ghar Mein Latrin Bani Hai Kya.
Banta: Haan Bani Hai, Kyu?
Santa: Nahi Yaar Mere Ghar To Daal Chawal Bani Hai.
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Ek Baar Ek Ladka Plane Se Mumbai Ja Raha Tha.
Wo Baar-Baar Toilet Ja Raha Tha, Ye Dekh Usko Ek Air Hostess Ne Puchha.
Air Hostess: Aap 5 Minute Mein 4 Baar Toilet Ja Chuke, Kya Aap Ko Chain Nahi Hai?
Ladka Rote Hue: Chain To Hai Ji, Lekin Khul Nahi Rahi.
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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
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Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
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Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon.
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon.
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye,
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon.
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Ladkiyon ko dance karne wale ladke bahut pasand aate hain.
Isiliye abhi se dance ki practice shuru kar do.
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Two new words hv been proposed to be included in oxford dictionary.
1.Gumshuda: state of being physically lost.
2.Shadishuda: state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.
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Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world,
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while.
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Ye jo hasinao k baal hain,
Aashiko ko fasane k jaal hain,
Na jane kitno ka piya hai khoon,
Tabhi to hoth laal hain.
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GirlFriend: Jaanu Mein Apna Purse Gar Bhul Aayi Hoon Mujhe 1000 Rupaye Chahiye.
BoyFriend: Sach Mein Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai, Lo 20 Rupaye, Riksha Kar Or Ghar Se Purse Le Aa.
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After a grueling workout, there's a good chance you're going to be feeling it. Relieve post-fitness aches by submerging your lower body in a cold bath (50 to 55 degrees Fahrenheit; you may have to throw some ice cubes in to get it cold enough) for 10 to 15 minutes.
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Jab Aap Sex Start Kare To Us Se Pahle Apni Wife Ko Khoob Josh Me Laaye Der Tak Apni Biwi Se Khele Play Kare.
Biwi k Pistan Ko Choose And Apne hand Se Biwi Ki Yoni Ko Massage Kare Is Doran Apne Mind And Feelings Ko Full Control Me Rakhe.
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Sochta Hun Sagar Ki Lahero Ko Dekh Kar
Kyu Yeh Kinaray Se Takra Ke Palat Jati Hain
Karte Hain Ye Sagar Say Befawa
Ya Phir Sagar Se Wafa Nibhaten Hain
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Girlfriend: Aaj Meri Sister Ne Sare Parathe Jala Diye
Boyfriend: Jaan Parathe Toh Jalenge Hi Tumari Behan Itani Hot Jo Hai
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Angrez Hindi Mein Darwaza Kholne Ko Kaise Kahega?
Nahi Pata?
Ok,
Main Batata Hoon.
There Was A Cold Day.
Isko Tez Tez Padho Khud Samajh Jaoge.
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1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry Lagi To Us Ne Mandir Banwaya
2nd Bhikhari: Tune Mandir Q Banwaya?
Bhikhari: Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek manguga.
Solid investment.
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Banta: Indian presence in this Olympics was not felt at all.
Santa Singh: No, there was one person from India who was present in every match of Olympics.
Banta: Who ?
Santa Singh: Commentator Charu Sharma.
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Teacher: Itne Din Se Kaha The
Boy: Birdflu tha.
Teacher: Per Ye Toh Birds Main Hota Hai,
Boy: Insan Samjha Hi Kaha Aapne,Roz Toh Murga Bana Dete Ho
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Santa Dentist Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehta Hai,
Santa: Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Daant Nikaal Sakte Ho?
Doctor: Nahi.
Santa: Main Nikal Sakta Hun.
Doctor: Wo Kaise?
Santa: He He He He He He He He He He.
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The best way to know the weakness of your enemy is to remain his friend because otherwise,
you will never get a chance to go close to him or learn about him. While as his friend,
you have full opportunity to learn many things about him and even his weaknesses.
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No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar
Nothing in this world is impossible to a willing heart.
I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true
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The death of MJ is revealed.
The day before MJ died.
MJ saw RAJINIKANTH's Dance n got Shocked.
Bz Rajini had performed SUNWALK.
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Offo kya kerte ho,
Door hat jao,
Koi dekhega to kya Sochega?
Aqal nahi hai kya?
Uff abi nahi karona,
Akele me kar lena,
Naak saaf.
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How to save the world: 1. Make a document called The World.
2. Save the document.
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Time Can Heal A,
Broken Heart,
But,
Time Can Also Break,
A Waiting Heart.
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Boys always start love with this sentence "We are friends" AND
Girls always end love with this sentence "We are just friends"
Feel the difference
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Lalu : Murkh Aadmi Ki Biwi Bahut Sunder Hoti Hai.
Rabdi : Aapk Paas To Hamr Tarif Ke Alawa
Kono Kaam Hi Nahi Hai.
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