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Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
Ek sawal ka jawab do. Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki- Bihar mein.
Boys- Yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya jrurat hai.
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1 Budha Budhiya ko Ghur raha tha,
Budhiya Use Galiya dene lagi,
1 Ladka aya Bola- Kya hua?
Budha- Kuch nahi Beta,
Purana Calender hai hawa se FADFADA raha hai
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Anjaan ek saathi ka iss dil ko intejar hai,
Pyasa hain ye aankhen aur dil bekarar hai,
Unke saath mil jaye to har raah aasan ho jayegi,
Shayad issi anokhey ehsaas ka naam Pyaar hai.
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Boy: What’s your Name?
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer!!!
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Pyar karo to hamesha muskura ke
Kisi ko dhokha na do apna bana ke
Kar lo yaad jab tak hum zinda hain
Phir na kehna ke chale gaye dil mein yaadein basa ke
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Is baat ka ehsaas..
Kisi par na hone dena..
Ke teti chahaton se chalti hai..
Meri sansein..
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He listens nothing
Understands everything,
Thinks DOUBLE,
Reacts SINGLE,
and REMEMBERS 0%
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She listens HALF,
Understands QUARTER,
Thinks ZERO,
Reacts DOUBLE,
and REMEMBERS 100%
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Golu: Yaar jab tujhe garmi lagti hai toh tu kya karta hai.
Molu: Tab mai AC ke samne baith jata hu.
Golu: Aur jab bhut jayda garmi lagti hai toh?
Molu: Toh phir mai AC ko ON kar deta hu..!
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We All Have That one Frnd in Our
Frnd list..
Who Always Appears Online...
N We Always Think-
"Yaar...Yeh Har
time Online Karta Kya Hoga? "
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What's the difference between a girl and a knife?
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A KNIFE HAS A POINT.
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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Happy Baisakhi
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Kapil opened a new tailor shop
Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . .
Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?"
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Nach Lo Gaa Lo Hamaare Saath;
Aaya Hai Baisakhi Ka Tyohaar;
Maana Lo Khushiyan Sabke Saath;
Aayi Abb Mojan Ki Bahaar!
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A wife wrote this specially for her husband:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil meye khayal aata hai….
Kabhi kabhi mere dil meye khayal aata hai….
“Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai,
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp‘last seen at 2.30am’ kyun batata hai…?
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Propose on April Fools Day
Pagal hain wo log Jo 14 February ke din propose karte hain….
Meri mano to Aaj ke din propose karo……
Maan gayi to cool…..Nahin to Didi, April Fool!!
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A couple beside me is enjoying a lot while
having paani puri…. . . . .
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Whereas i am still thinking . . “Saale is gol
gappe
wale ne mujhe 5 khilae ya 4?”
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Apne dil ka dard karne ke liye aapke paas ek sachha saathi hota hai. (Kintu sachhai to yah hai ki jiske pass girlfriend hoti hai uska hi dimaag hamesha kharaab rehta hai).
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Unki pasand ko jaanein: Jitna ho sake utna unki pasand ko jaankar us tarah se rahein, unhe jis tarah ke kapde pasand hain wo aap pehno, unhe jo baatein karna pasand ho wo aap karo, unhe jahan time bitana pasand ho waha aap bhi jaao.
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Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko v ladki ka dil mil jaega
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
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Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?
GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai..
Kapil : Ok..
To Yeh Batao..
How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets? . . .
GF : Hmmmm.. Daal Chawal And Aalu Ki Sabji..
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Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! :-D
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Please message me on WhatsApp only between the following timings:
Morning: 6am - 11:59 AM
Afternoon: 12pm - 3:59 PM
Evening: 4pm - 7:59 PM
Night: 8pm - 5:59 AM
I don't like being disturbed during rest of the time as I'm really engrossed in my work.
You can bombard me with messages on weekends as I am relatively free!
Please co-operate!
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humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ???
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Galti karke woh galti ka naam puchhate hain,
Dard dekar woh dawa ka naam puchhate hain,
Mar gaye hum unki isi adaa pe,
Hokar meri jaan meri jaan ka naam puchhate hain.
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Hum Dil Ko todna Nhi jante,
Zakham Kisiko Dena nhi jante,
hume Bhulane Ki Koissh Na karna,
Qki Hum apke Bina Jeena Nhi Jante..
MISS U!
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जादूगर (संता से)- अब मैं तुम्हारी बीवी के दो टुकड़े करूंगा.
संता- क्या कर रहे हो भाई? इधर एक नहीं संभलती, तुम दो बनाने पर तुले हो!
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डॉक्टर- आपका वजन कितना है?
संता-चश्मे के साथ 75 किलो।
डॉक्टर- और बिना चश्मे के?
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संता और बंता की लड़ाई हो रही थी।
संता (गुस्से में): साले मैं तेरे कपड़े फाड़ कर तुझे नंगा कर दूंगा। बंता (और ज्यादा गुस्से में): ओ चुप कर ओए, सीरियस लड़ाई में रोमांटिक बात न कर।
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फिर लड़की से बोला, इधर मेरे पास आ जाओ।
वह बुजुर्ग रिश्ते में मेरे भी वही लगते थे, जो संता के लगते थे।
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. Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.
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गंभीर : लड़कियों को पीछे लगने वाले लड़के कतई पसंद नहीं हैं जो आई लव यू कहते हुए उनके पीछे घूमते रहें। उन्हें वे लड़के पसंद आते हैं जो अपने आत्मसम्मान को बनाए रखें। अगर आपने अपनी फीलिंग्स उन्हें बता दी है तो उनसे हर समय उसका जबाब न मांगें।
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How to make a right decision?
1) Pehle dil ki suno
2) Phir dimag ki..
3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!
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Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad.
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Always try to appreciate her looks and her dressing sense even wen she isnt lookin gud.....this will make her feel more comfortable with u...... juz let her know that u r da most romantic person and she'll die for u.
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Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love. Happy Holi, my sweetheart!
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Khana Pina Rang Udana Is Rang
Ki Dhundh Me Hame Na
Bhulana, Geet Gao Khoshiya
Manao Bolo Mithi Boli Hamari
Tarafse Aapako Happy Holi..
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Oh Dear Holi Is Here Pinch Of
Red And A Pinch Of Green Joyful
Colors All Are Seen With Love
And With Happiness Wishes Of
Holi All I Mean Dear Wishing
ou A Colorful Joyful And Loaded
With Happiness..
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Bhaiyon Holi ke Rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.
I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody's life.
I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.
I miss the grand celebration.
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
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Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko
Wah Wah
Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko
Lekin jab tak woh ek na mile..
LINE marte rahenge har ek ko
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Boy to Girl Tumhari Umar kya hy?
Girl: 20 year
Boy: Tm ny to 5 saal pahle b ya he btaithe.
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Girl: Dekha larkiyan zuban ke kitni pakki hote hein...!!
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V: Valentine, you'll be
A: Always mine; as my only
L: Love. You're an
E: Extra-ordinary person and I have this
N: Never-ending longing always to be
T: Together with you forever. Simply said,
I: I love you and
N: Nothing can change this feeling till
E: Eternity.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Love is like playing a Piano.
First you must learn to play notes from the Piano Book;
And then you must play it from your heart.
Happy Valentines Day!
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