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Ragging

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
Ek sawal ka jawab do. Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki- Bihar mein.
Boys- Yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya jrurat hai.

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
FADFADA raha hai

1 Budha Budhiya ko Ghur raha tha,
Budhiya Use Galiya dene lagi,
1 Ladka aya Bola- Kya hua?
Budha- Kuch nahi Beta,
Purana Calender hai hawa se FADFADA raha hai

Apr,24 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Naam Pyaar Hai

Anjaan ek saathi ka iss dil ko intejar hai,
Pyasa hain ye aankhen aur dil bekarar hai,
Unke saath mil jaye to har raah aasan ho jayegi,
Shayad issi anokhey ehsaas ka naam Pyaar hai.

Apr,22 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
BLOCKED!!!


Boy: What’s your Name?
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer!!!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Yaadein Basa Ke

Pyar karo to hamesha muskura ke
Kisi ko dhokha na do apna bana ke
Kar lo yaad jab tak hum zinda hain
Phir na kehna ke chale gaye dil mein yaadein basa ke

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Chahat

Is baat ka ehsaas..
Kisi par na hone dena..
Ke teti chahaton se chalti hai..
Meri sansein..

Apr,20 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Qualities of husband

Most Dangerous Qualities of husband

He listens nothing

Understands everything,

Thinks DOUBLE,

Reacts SINGLE,
and REMEMBERS 0%

Apr,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Qualities of Wife

Most Dangerous Qualities of Wife

She listens HALF,
Understands QUARTER,
Thinks ZERO,
Reacts DOUBLE,
and REMEMBERS 100%

Apr,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
AC ko ON kar

Golu: Yaar jab tujhe garmi lagti hai toh tu kya karta hai.
Molu: Tab mai AC ke samne baith jata hu.
Golu: Aur jab bhut jayda garmi lagti hai toh?
Molu: Toh phir mai AC ko ON kar deta hu..!

Apr,18 2015
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Nice One

We All Have That one Frnd in Our
Frnd list..
Who Always Appears Online...
N We Always Think-
"Yaar...Yeh Har
time Online Karta Kya Hoga? "

 

Apr,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Pappu can think
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)
 
AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)
 
Pappu: I think.. (died)
Apr,15 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Girl And Knife

What's the difference between a girl and a knife?
.
A KNIFE HAS A POINT.

Apr,15 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Message likhde

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Happy Baisakhi

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
3G

Kapil opened a new tailor shop

Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . .

Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?"

Apr,13 2015
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Nach Lo Gaa Lo


Nach Lo Gaa Lo Hamaare Saath;
Aaya Hai Baisakhi Ka Tyohaar;
Maana Lo Khushiyan Sabke Saath;
Aayi Abb Mojan Ki Bahaar!

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dil ka khyal

A wife wrote this specially for her husband:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil meye khayal aata hai….
Kabhi kabhi mere dil meye khayal aata hai….
“Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai,
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp‘last seen at 2.30am’ kyun batata hai…?

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Propose on April Fools Day

Propose on April Fools Day
Pagal hain wo log Jo 14 February ke din propose karte hain….
Meri mano to Aaj ke din propose karo……
Maan gayi to cool…..Nahin to Didi, April Fool!!

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Height of my singleness

A couple beside me is enjoying a lot while
having paani puri…. . . . .
.
.
Whereas i am still thinking . . “Saale is gol
gappe
wale ne mujhe 5 khilae ya 4?”

Apr,10 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dil ka dard

Apne dil ka dard karne ke liye aapke paas ek sachha saathi hota hai. (Kintu sachhai to yah hai ki jiske pass girlfriend hoti hai uska hi dimaag hamesha kharaab rehta hai).

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Jitna ho sake

Unki pasand ko jaanein: Jitna ho sake utna unki pasand ko jaankar us tarah se rahein, unhe jis tarah ke kapde pasand hain wo aap pehno, unhe jo baatein karna pasand ho wo aap karo, unhe jahan time bitana pasand ho waha aap bhi jaao.

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Maa baap ka dil jito

Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko v ladki ka dil mil jaega

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Pauwa Nikla.

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kapil & His GirlFriend


Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?
GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai..
Kapil : Ok..
To Yeh Batao..
How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets? . . .
GF : Hmmmm.. Daal Chawal And Aalu Ki Sabji..

Apr,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Modi Ka Suit

Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! :-D

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Whatsapp Timings

Please message me on WhatsApp only between the following timings:
Morning: 6am - 11:59 AM
Afternoon: 12pm - 3:59 PM
Evening: 4pm - 7:59 PM
Night: 8pm - 5:59 AM
I don't like being disturbed during rest of the time as I'm really engrossed in my work.
You can bombard me with messages on weekends as I am relatively free!
Please co-operate!

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Telephone

humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ???

Apr,3 2015
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Galti karke

Galti karke woh galti ka naam puchhate hain,
Dard dekar woh dawa ka naam puchhate hain,
Mar gaye hum unki isi adaa pe,
Hokar meri jaan meri jaan ka naam puchhate hain.

Mar,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Miss U

Hum Dil Ko todna Nhi jante,
Zakham Kisiko Dena nhi jante,
hume Bhulane Ki Koissh Na karna,
Qki Hum apke Bina Jeena Nhi Jante..
MISS U!

Mar,17 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
अब मैं तुम्हारी बीवी के दो टुकड़े करूंगा

जादूगर (संता से)- अब मैं तुम्हारी बीवी के दो टुकड़े करूंगा.

संता- क्या कर रहे हो भाई? इधर एक नहीं संभलती, तुम दो बनाने पर तुले हो!

Mar,16 2015
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संता-चश्मे के साथ 75 किलो।

डॉक्टर- आपका वजन कितना है?

संता-चश्मे के साथ 75 किलो।

डॉक्टर- और बिना चश्मे के?

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
सीरियस लड़ाई में रोमांटिक बात न कर

संता और बंता की लड़ाई हो रही थी।

संता (गुस्से में): साले मैं तेरे कपड़े फाड़ कर तुझे नंगा कर दूंगा। बंता (और ज्यादा गुस्से में): ओ चुप कर ओए, सीरियस लड़ाई में रोमांटिक बात न कर।

 

Mar,16 2015
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बुजुर्ग रिश्ते में मेरे भी वही लगते थे

फिर लड़की से बोला, इधर मेरे पास आ जाओ।

वह बुजुर्ग रिश्ते में मेरे भी वही लगते थे, जो संता के लगते थे।

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye

. Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.

Mar,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
कतई पसंद नहीं हैं जो आई लव यू कहते

गंभीर : लड़कियों को पीछे लगने वाले लड़के कतई पसंद नहीं हैं जो आई लव यू कहते हुए उनके पीछे घूमते रहें। उन्हें वे लड़के पसंद आते हैं जो अपने आत्मसम्मान को बनाए रखें। अगर आपने अपनी फीलिंग्स उन्हें बता दी है तो उनसे हर समय उसका जबाब न मांगें।

Mar,14 2015
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How to make a right decision?

How to make a right decision?

1) Pehle dil ki suno

2) Phir dimag ki..

3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!

 

Mar,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Add Me I'm Blocked

Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Mar,13 2015
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LIMITED EDITION

I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

Mar,13 2015
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Funny

Mar,13 2015
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Mar,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sochne Ki Baad

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad.

Mar,10 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dressing Sense

Always try to appreciate her looks and her dressing sense even wen she isnt lookin gud.....this will make her feel more comfortable with u...... juz let her know that u r da most romantic person and she'll die for u. 

Mar,3 2015
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My Sweetheart

Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love. Happy Holi, my sweetheart!

Mar,3 2015
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Boli Hamari

Khana Pina Rang Udana Is Rang
Ki Dhundh Me Hame Na
Bhulana, Geet Gao Khoshiya
Manao Bolo Mithi Boli Hamari
Tarafse Aapako Happy Holi..

Mar,3 2015
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With Happiness

Oh Dear Holi Is Here Pinch Of
Red And A Pinch Of Green Joyful
Colors All Are Seen With Love
And With Happiness Wishes Of
Holi All I Mean Dear Wishing
ou A Colorful Joyful And Loaded
With Happiness.. 

Mar,3 2015
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Holi Celebration

Bhaiyon Holi ke Rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.
I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody's life.
I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.
I miss the grand celebration.

Mar,3 2015
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Rumaal Gulabi

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Mar,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Line Marna

Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko

Wah Wah

Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko

Lekin jab tak woh ek na mile..
LINE marte rahenge har ek ko

Feb,24 2015
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Ladki Ki Zuban

Boy to Girl Tumhari Umar kya hy?
Girl: 20 year
Boy: Tm ny to 5 saal pahle b ya he btaithe.
.
.
.
Girl: Dekha larkiyan zuban ke kitni pakki hote hein...!!

Feb,21 2015
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V: Valentine

V: Valentine, you'll be
A: Always mine; as my only
L: Love. You're an
E: Extra-ordinary person and I have this
N: Never-ending longing always to be
T: Together with you forever. Simply said,
I: I love you and
N: Nothing can change this feeling till
E: Eternity.
Happy Valentine's Day!

Feb,6 2015
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Piano

Love is like playing a Piano.
First you must learn to play notes from the Piano Book;
And then you must play it from your heart.
Happy Valentines Day!

Feb,6 2015
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