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Madam: Bachhon,Batao Samosa Aur Kachori Mein Kya Fark Hai.
Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola
Pappu: Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori
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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife
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Mat Muskurao Itna Ki
Phoolo Ko Khabar Lag Jaye
Ke Wo Kare Taaref Tumhari
Aur Tumhe Unki Najar Lag Jaye.
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Jao kiya tumhe har bandhan se
mukt . . .
Haatho ki lakiron me hoge to khud
hi chale aaoge .
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Have A Sense Of Humor.
Most Women Love Men Who Can Make Them Laugh;
Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time.
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Ek Ladki Apni Kutiya Se Puchhti Hai..
Tumhare Itne Sare Bachhe Kyu Hote Hain.
Kutiya: Behan Kapde Utar Kar.
Road Pe Ghumo, Pata Chal Jayega.
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Santa: Jab Mai Mar Jaun To
Samne Wali Family Ko Zaroor Bulana.
Banta: Kyun,
Santa: Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladies
Murde Se Lipat Lipat Kar Roti Hain.
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Ajib Hai Nakhre Tere,
Ajib Hai Tera Style.
Naak Pochhne Ki Tameez Nahin Aur Haath Mein Hai Mobile Tere.
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Zindagi K Her Mor Pe Sunheri Yadoon Ka Ehsas Rehney Do,
Suror Dil Mai Aur Zuban Pe Mithas Rehney Do,
Yehi Falsafa Hai Jeeney Ka,
Na Raho Udaas, Na kisi Ko Udaas Rehnay Do.
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Sir: Pani Mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar Ke Naam Btao?
Kapil: Mendhak
Sir: Good Kapil. 4 Aur Btao ?
Kapil: Uski Mummy Uske papa Uski Bahen Aur Uski Item.
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Dr. Ambedkar Just used lamp to study.
Kalaam used candle to study.
Bush studied in streetlight.
But Do u knw about Me?
Only Agarbatti Bhagwan Bharose.
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Me: Mom Earthquake Aaya Hai
Mom: Vo Theek Hai Par Tune Apna Room Saaf Kia ?
Me: No
Mom: Throws Chappal With The Magnitude of 7.7
And Said This is Earthquake .
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India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.
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Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.
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Tuje paane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee mar sakta hu,
Firbi agar tu naa mila,
To Ye formula dusre pe try kar sakta hu.
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Copy only active window to clipboard Normally,
The Print Screen key copies the entire display or two displays if you got them,
ALT + Print Screen only copies the currently active window to the clipboard.
Whether taking a screenshot to diagnose a problem,
Or just because you want to show something to a friend, this will come in handy.
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Jabbhi app apni dream girl se mile toh apke chehre par smile honi chahia.
Isse wo bhi apko smile degi wo ki apka confert level ko,
Badayega isse app uske orh jayada karib aoge.
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Zindagi wo jo guzar jaye,
Ansoo wo jo beh jaye,
Khusi wo jo mil jaye,
Gam wo jo beet jaye,
Magar DOST Wo jo HUMESHA sath nibhaye.
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Girl: If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.
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May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine,
The happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter,
The feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.
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Jeene Ki Khwaish Me Har Roz Marte Hai,
Wo Aaye Na Aaye Hum Intezaar Karte Hai,
Jutha Hi Sahi Mere Yaar Ka Vaada Hai,
Hum Sach Maankar Aitbar Karte Hai.
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Santa: Oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: Nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: Oye chadd yaar chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai.
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DIPAWALI Ka Yeh Pyara Tyohaar,
Jeewan Me Laye khusiya Apaar,
Laxmiji Viraje Aapke Dwar,
Subh kamna Hamari Kare Sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI
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SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.
Ek admi: Wah Santa ji Kya chest hai.
SANTA: Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega.
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Har Dost se achi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
Har dost khush rahe hasrat hai hamari,
Koi hum ko yad kare na kare,
Har dost ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.
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Ishq Ki Tammanna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai,
Kisi K Dil Me Hum Bhi Dhadkte Hai,
Na Jaane Kab Milenge,
Jiske Liye Hum Tadpate Hai.
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Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki fasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi. Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana. Phir usey Class mein uda. Mam k puchne par, larki ka naam lagade. BAS FAS GAYI LADKI.
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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To.
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho,
Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, Fail Ho Jauga.
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Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.
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Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
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Alia bhat: Safola oil to de diya bhaiya,
Iske sath ka Free Gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper: Iske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia: Ullu matt banao,
Isme likha hai Cholesterol Free.
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In a examination hall,
A girl asks a boy sitting on d desknxt to her:
Mujhe is ans ki starting batade baaki main likh loongi.
Boy says: THE.
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.
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Utar ke dekh meri chahat ki gehrai mein,
Sochna mere bare mein raat ki tanhai mein,
Agar ho jaye meri chahat ka ehsas tumhein,
To milega mera aks tumhein apni hi parchhai mein…
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ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE......
ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE........
RAJNI BOLA DONT RUN AWAY I`LL PRESS D TRIGGER
YANNA RASCALA MIND IT!!!
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Sher Chala Karte Hai Khuddar Chala Karte Hain Sar Utha Ke Kaum Ke
Sunny Deol Jaise Sardar Chala Karte Hain!
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Teacher to Pappu, isko english mein translate karo:
Sara ne kapray pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I am Late.
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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Suhagaraat ko PATI Apni PATNI se
SEX Karte Hue Puchhata Hai..
Kya Mahsoos Kar Rahi ho, Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya Bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki Aaj Tak Main TOP-UP me hi
Apna Kaam Chala Rahi Thi,
Aaj se Life-Time Karva Liya Hai.
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Sunny Leone:Doctor,Aajkal Bahut Thakan Mehsus Hoti Hai?
Lagta Hai Khoon Kam Ho Gaya Hai.
Doctor: Periods Ke Waqt Kitna Loss Hota Hai.
Sunny Leone: Yehi Koi 30-40 Lakh Ka.
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Agar Wo Age Me Aapse Chhoti Ho Phir Bhi Aap Unse AAP Kahkar Hi Baat Kare. Unhe Lagna Chahiye Ki Aap Unki Bahut Respect Karte Hai.
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Santa subah radio le kar potty karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj to maaje se potty ki hogi.
Santa: kya khaak maaje se ki hogi radio par jan gan man adhinayak jai hai aa raha tha sala khade khade karni padi.
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Kuch Log Toot Kar Chahte Hain,
Kuch Log Chah Kar Toot Jaate Hain,
Humein Tumse Hai Kitni mohabbat,
Kabhi Aao Hamare Paas Tumhein Batate Hain.
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