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NON VEG
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Lalu: Murkh Aadmi Ki Biwi Bahut Sunder Hoti Hai.
Rabdi: Aapk Paas Toh Meri Tarif Karne Ke Alawa Koi Kaam Hi Nai Hai.
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Teacher: Jo Mere Sawal Ka Sahi Jawab Dega Wo Ghar Ja Sakta Hai.
Ussi Waqt Santa Ne Apna Bag Bahar Fek Diya.
Teacher: Wo Bag Kisne Feka?
Santa: Maine.Ab Main Ghar Jau.
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Khuda Salmat Rakhe Unko Jo Humse Nafrat Karte Hai,
Pyar Na Sahi, Nafrat Hi Sahi. Kuch Toh Hai Joh Sirf Humse Karte Hain
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Ek Ladka Apne Papa K Shadi Ki Video Dekh Kar Bola
Papa Mainu B Apni Shadi Pe Item Girls Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha.
Papa:Kute De Putra O Teri Bua hai.
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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse.
After Much Thinking,
He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.
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Lion : Hey Elephant Why Isn’t There Any Gambling In Africa
Elephant : Because There Are Too Many Cheetahs
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Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho,
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.
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Shadi Me Photografer Banne Ka Kuch Aur Hi Maza H..
Ladkiya Meri Lo Na Meri Akeli Ki Lo.
Ye Meri Friend He Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo
Meri Khadi Khadi Ki Lena.
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Boy: Bhai Engineering Ka Result Lag Gaya Kitne Back Hai,
Boy: 9 back.
Boy1: Waah Bc Chal Party De.
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Hothon Par Baat Aaye To Kya Karu,
Jab Koi Itna Yaad Aaye To Kya Karu.
Jee Karta He Usko Ek Lamha Dekh Lu,
Par Wo Lamha Hi Na Aaye To Kya Karu..
I Love You
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Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Tamacha Mar Diya.
Aadmi: Mene Kya Galti Ki ?
Santa: Tum Saale Galti Karo Uske Liye Hum Intezaar Thodi Karenge.
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Once Rajanikanth Bunked A Whole day In School
Since Then That Day Is Known As
Sunday
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Mareez: Doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor: Ye mera pahla operation hai, Agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.
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World’s Most romantic Line Ever
Said By a Girl to Her Boyfriend:
Achchha Baba.. Karlo.
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Santa To Shopkeeper: Gora Karne Wali Creme Hai Tumahare Pass.
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai.
Santa: Fer Saale Lagata Kyun Ni Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janta Hoon.
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Mana Ke Mujhse Woh Khafa Rahe Honge,
Ho Sakta Hai Woh Mujhe Aazma Rahe Honge.
Hum Utni Hi Shiddat Se Yaad Karenge Unhein,
Jitni Shiddat Se Woh Hamein Bhula Rahe Honge.
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She: How am i looking?
He: Nice
She: Sach sach batao na.
He: Khada ho gaya mera, Blocked.
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Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
Ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.
Finally the suitcase is closed.
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Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha Nice Top and Jeans.
Girl: Thanks.
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA.
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein,
Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai.
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Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hai tujhe,
Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaya hai tujhe.
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Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi,
Tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia?
Sardarni: Maine bra se apna muh chupa lia.
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Sex se pahle urine pass kare it mean jab bhi sex k lye wife
Ke pas jaye to first peshab kar k hi jaye.
Peshab se free hone k bad SEX karne me
jald discharge hone ka khatra kam ho jata ha.
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For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants.
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Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha,
Ladki Achanak Zor Se Hansi,
Ladka: Kya Hua Jaan?
Ladki: Jaanu Tumhara To Ek Hi Tatta Hai.
Ladka: Nahi Jaan Dusra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai.
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Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? Student: Jawani me mobile me HASEENO k numbers hote hai, Aur Budhape me HAKEEMO ke.
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Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
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Patni ghusse se: Mai ye ghar chod ke jaa rahi hu.
Pati: Jana hai to jaldi ja warna ga#d mar dunga.
Patni: Bas apki yehi meethi baatein jane nahi deti.
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You basically sit opposite each other and then you slide into his lap and sit on top of him.
You then join your legs behind him and he put his feet together to provide a kind of cradle for you.
You then just rock on him.
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To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.
& to say those sweet three words to U. Pay The Bill.
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Life Mein 2 Baatein Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
1. Hawa Chalti He To Patte Hilte Hai.
2. Nahi Chalti, To Nahi Hilte.
Bas Yaar Thanks Mat Bolna, Jab Tak Knowledge Hai, Dete Rahenge.
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I wish that the New Year turns out to be a very special one for you filling
Each day with peak of health, abundance of happiness and sunshine,
Beautiful luxury and prosperity and Zen like serenity.
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May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine,
The happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter,
The feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.
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Tere naam ko apne honto pe sajaya hain mene,
Teri ruh ko apne dil mein basaya hain maine,
Duniya tumhe dhondte dhondte ho jayegi pagal,
Dil ke aeise kone mein chhupaya hain mene.
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Lady doctor to kid: Lambi sans lo or kuch mehsos karo.
Kid: Ok.
Lady doctor: What do u feel now?
Kid: Your body spray is amaZing Baby.
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Apni to bass ek hi wish hai. Sar pe Taaj.
Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj.
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Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar
Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar
Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon main
Kyun nikal jatey hain woh pani bankar.
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Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…
Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?
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Palak : Arj kiya hai
Tum se nazar milate hi bhadak uthe mere dil mein
mohabbat ke shole,
Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole !
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GIRL: Jaanu Mere Munh Me Daalo, Main Chusungi
BOY: Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai Toh Main kya Karunga?
GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena Please .
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Ladkiyan Bahut Emotional Hoti Hai Isliye Unki Emotion Ki Hamesha Sammaan Kare.
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Teacher: Mintu, bataao 3 Idiots film dekh kar tumhe kya seekh mili?
Mintu: Ji sir, 3 Idiots film se hame ye shiksha milti hai ki waqt padne par doctor ke alawa engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai.
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Wife: Jab desi pite ho toh Paro kehte ho.
Jab whisky pite ho to Darling.
Aaj kya piya jo chudail kehte ho?
Husbund: Aaj main hosh me hu.
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