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Jija Ka Maal

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..

Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..

Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.. 

May,16 2015
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Apne Ghar Jarur Bulayen

Agar Wo Kabhi Aapke Ghar Ke Samne Se Gujre To Use Apne Ghar Jarur Bulayen, Aur Chaay Ya Coffee Jarur Pilaye. Isse Wo Aapke Mehman Navaji Ki Kayal Ho Jayegi.

May,7 2015
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Antakhari Khele

Agar Aap Unke Sath Antakhari Khele To Unko Target Karke Loveable Song Jarur Gaye.

May,7 2015
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Sach Bolo

Aap Hamesha Unse Sach Bolne Ki Koshish Kare, Isse Aap Unhe Sachche Ladke Lagenge. Jo Ki Impress Karne Ke Liye Jaruri Hai.

May,7 2015
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Good one

If luvin was aginst the law,
and kissin was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin time.

May,5 2015
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tanha Raat
Wo jo mehboob ki yaad mein jaagte hai tanha raaton ko.. Sirf wo hi bata sakte hai ke Kaun se mobile ki battery zyada chalti hai..!!
May,5 2015
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Girls are Nothing
FEMALE main MALE aata hai. SHE main HE aata hai. WOMAN main MAN aata hai. It means without Boys Girls are Nothing!!
May,5 2015
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Dhoka
Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe, Dil se main naraaz tha, Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun, Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha
May,5 2015
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Tanha
Yaad, Wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai, Yaad, wo bhi nahi jo ruswai me aati hai, 'Yaad' to wo hai jo lakho ki bheed me, 'Tanha' kar jaati hai !
May,5 2015
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Girls Aur Boys

Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys
Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha
Girls: Hum Tumhai Hara ke Dikhayen ge..
Boys: Hum Haar Gaye.. Jaldi Dikhao.

May,2 2015
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Select karo

Koi 1 din select karo..
Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Kar liya…?
Reply mat karna..
Bas us din naha liya karo plz
I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai

May,2 2015
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Nepali ke

Nepali ke mobile mein raat 2 baje phone aya..
aap so to nahi rahe hein.
nepali gusse se..
kamino ye jarori nahi ki har nepali chowkidar ho!

Apr,29 2015
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Heart has a pain

Every heart has a pain.
Only the way of expression is different.
Some hide it in eyes while.
Some hide in their smile.
THAT’S life

Apr,27 2015
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Superfluous
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature 2 stop speech when words become superfluous.

 

Apr,27 2015
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Good one


We all have that one friendthat walks into your home like its their home..

Apr,27 2015
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Nice one

Why do we say
“pyaar mein gir gaya”??

Bcoz if we say
“pyaar mein khada ho gaya”
toh double meaning ho jaega na..!!

Apr,27 2015
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Maji satakali re

Sarkar: Maji satakali re
Anna: Kyo sarkar
Sarkar: mere 100cr vote kamm ho gaye na..
Anna: Meri jarurate he kam isliye mujme he dum
I’m Anna Hazare

Apr,24 2015
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I’m young

I’m young but I have been through so much…

Apr,21 2015
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Always wear

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

Apr,21 2015
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Deewane ho gae

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae,
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae,
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost,
Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.

Apr,21 2015
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Bhoot aya

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya….
Phool + Nazare = wasant aya….
Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya.. 

Apr,21 2015
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Vesline

A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha

Apr,20 2015
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Necessity


Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for
successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.

Apr,18 2015
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Bad luck

Mera to bad luck hi kharab hai

Apr,14 2015
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Circuit Munna joke

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Apr,13 2015
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Relationship

Stages of a relationship
Stage 1: Talk, talk and talk
Stage 2: Please talk to me
Stage 3: Don’t you dare talk to me
Stage 4: We need to talk..

Apr,13 2015
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Paise kharch

Jab bhi ghoomne jao aur paise kharch karne ka waqt aaye to tum bhi paise kharch kiya karo. Ladkon ko ye lagta hai ki agar unke jeevan mein koi ladki aayi to jeb dheeli ho jayegi. Tum kharcha karogi to wo khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega. Ek baar pyaar ho gaya fir tum batwa ghar bhool jaana – sab chalta hai.

Apr,9 2015
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Har ang ki tariff karo

Jis ladki ko patana ho uske har ang ki tariff karo, maslan bal se lekar khaal tak.....
dis tip work very nyce..

Apr,9 2015
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Cartoon Network

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain

 

Apr,7 2015
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Mother Tongue Hindi

Hindi hamari matribhasha hai, pitrabhasha kyun nahi?

Kyunki,
Mataji ne Pitaji ko kabhi bolne hi nahin diya…!

Apr,4 2015
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Santa Ka Dhakka

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Apr,4 2015
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Ishq hai to ishq

Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.

Apr,4 2015
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Ration Card Of Santa

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
.
.
Santa: Take My Card.
.
.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
.
.
Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
.
.
All Cards are Accepted.

Mar,26 2015
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जिस लड़की को भुलाने के लिए पी रहा था

संता शराब पीते-पीते रोने लगा..

क्या हुआ यार, रो क्यों रहा है?

संता-यार, जिस लड़की को भुलाने के लिए पी रहा था, उसका नाम याद नहीं आ रहा!

 

Mar,16 2015
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संता के गले लग कर रोने लगी

संता और बंता एक बुजुर्ग की मृत्यु पर शोकसभा में गए।

वहां पर एक लड़की आई और संता के गले लग कर रोने लगी।

Mar,16 2015
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Chikni Chameli

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.

Mar,16 2015
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koi Shayari sunate rahe

Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.

Mar,14 2015
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फूलों का तोहफा दें

खुश करने के लिए उनकों फूलों का तोहफा दें। हो सकता है आपके पास तोहफा देने का कोई अवसर ना हो। बिना किसी ऐसे अवसर के भी उन्हें तोहफा दें

Mar,14 2015
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This is called

Girl - Nothing
Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu!

Mar,13 2015
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Miss U

Teri yaad me jara ankhe bhigo lu,
Udas raat ki tanhai me solu,
Akele gum ka bojh ab sambhlta nai,
Agar tu mil jaye to tujse lipat kar rolu
MISS U!

Feb,24 2015
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Zindagi

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho

Feb,19 2015
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I love you

No poems, no fancy words;
As you sow so you plough.
I just want you to know;
I love you, my loving dove.
Happy Valentine's Day!

Feb,6 2015
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Find someone to love me

So Many Time
I Thought I'd Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is :)

Happy Valentine's Day

Feb,6 2015
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Happy Kiss Day

Happy Kiss Day

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Love can be expressed in many ways.
One way I know is to send it across the distance
to the person who is reading this.
Happy Kiss Day

Feb,6 2015
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My Dear valentine

Its me who live for you my dear valentine

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here, Its me who live for you.

Feb,6 2015
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Pyaar Ka insurance

Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.

Feb,6 2015
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Independence

If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would have been born 200 years back .
.

.

Then the Britishers would be fighting for INDEPENDENCE.

Jan,23 2015
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Salary

Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.

Jan,21 2015
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Student Ka Sach

Student Shayari On Exams -

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,

Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai

Jan,8 2015
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Sexual Performance

Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile.

Jan,5 2015
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