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Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss karte hai,
Arey miss karna hai to machcharo ko miss karo,
Jo apne jaan per khel kar tumko KISS karte hai.
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Kuch Filmo ke faltu Heros Ki Tarh Unse Pyar Ki Bhik Kabhi Mat Maango...
Kyu Maangne Se To Aajkal Bheek Bhi Nahi Milta....
Bilki is Site K Formule Use Karke Unhe Haasil Karo.
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Munna Bhai: Abey Circut Ye Barish K Waqt Bijali Kayon Chamakti Hai
CIRCUT: Bahi Bolay To Upper Wala Torch Maar Kar Dekhta Hoga Kahin Sookha To Nahi Reh Gaya
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Santa,Banta: Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge Jb Tak Wo Samne Wale Teen Ped 6nhi Dikhte.
Waiter: Bas Kro Saalo Samne,
1Hi Ped H,
Ab Kya Jungle Banaoge?
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Tute Hue Phul Khushbu De Jate He
Bite Huye Pal Yade De Jate He,
Har Kisika Andaz He Apna Apna,
Koi Dosti Me Pyar To Koi Pyar Me Dosti De Jate Hai.
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Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aur Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.
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Santa Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New Theory Of Motion Which States.
Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.
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All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.
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Actor Amjad Khan was almost dropped from ‘Sholay’ (1975) because scriptwriter Javed Akhtar found his voice weak for Gabbar Singh's role. Danny Denzongpa was approached for that role initially.
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Be playful, funny and have a sense of humor. Don't be embarrassed and shy of her. Be confident and join into conversations with her.
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Papu Yaar Agar Bijali Na Hoti toh Kaya Hota
Chapu Yaar Kuch Nai Hota Bass Hamin Mombati Jala Kar
Telivison Dekhana Parta
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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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Santa: Aaj mane basanti ko nhate hue dekha.
Banta: Mai tera khun pi jaunga.
Santa: Mai nha rha tha aur wo ja rhi thi.
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Husband: Cricket wala channel lagao.
Wife: Nahi lagaungi.
Husband: Dekh lunga.
Wife: Kya dekhloge?
Husband: Yahi channel jo tum dekh rahi ho.
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Pota: Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai?
Dada: Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota: Main janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.
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Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!
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i miss u.
i m without u like sky without stars;
like flower without fragrance;
like a heart without feelings
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Tera Pyar h Mera Sahara
Dekhta hu Teri NzroSe hr Nzara
DiLme Tere Pyar K Phul Khilte h
Milti h Zindgi Jb Hm Tmse Milte h
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Uske na hone se kuchh bhi nahi badla,
Yaaro..Bus kal jaha Dil hota tha, Aaj waha dard hota hai.
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Badal ki tarah aawara hain hum,
Ap bhula na sakoge wo insan h hum,
Jo tutkr fna ho jae apki khwaish k lie,
Aasman ka wo andekha sitara h hum.
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Flowers R Many But Rose Is Special..
Lovers R Many But Luv Is Special..
Days R Many But Sunday Is Special..
Friends R Many But U R Special..
"GOOD NIGHT"
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अगर कोई लड़का परीक्षा में फेल हो जाये तो माँ तीन शब्द कहती है, "और जा घूमने"।
गर्लफ्रेंड भी तीन शब्द कहती है, "शर्म नहीं आती"।
और दोस्त भी तीन शब्द ही कहते हैं लेकिन दिल जीत लेते हैं,
"अबे तू भी"।
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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pucha: “Esi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jise Tum Log Dekh To Sakte Ho Par Pakad Nahi Sakte?”
Johnny: “Madam Ji Aapke Boobs“
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If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it; that surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.â€Â
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When he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun.”
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Naukri Chhorkar Engineer Bahut Khatarnak Ho Jata Hai
Eske Do Udaharan Hai Ek To Kajriwal Or Dusra Rampal.
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Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.
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Pata hai “MISS U” Kitna dard bhara word hota hai
M-mushkil hota hai
I-intzar karna
s-sari zindgi
s-saase lena
U-unke bina Jise hum chahte hai
I love you..
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Girl To Rikshawala : Q Bhai Jaye Ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye Ga,
Abhi Abhi To Oil Lega kar khara kia
Hai
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Girl : To phir Ghuma kar peechay
le loo !
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Wo dard hi kya jo aankhon se beh jaye,
Wo khushi hi kya jo hothon pe reh jaye,
Kabhi to samjho khamoshi hamari,
Wo baat hi kya jo assani se alfaaz ban jaye..
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Dad : Teri Koi Girlfriend Hai?
Me : nahi Par Kyu?
Dad : Ya Toh Koi Ladki pata le ya bathroom saaf kia kar.
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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
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Girl's heart is like water,
Boy's heart is like mobile,
Water falls on mobile,Or
Mobile falls in water,
The damage is for mobile only.
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Sabne Kaha Dosti Ek Dard Hai,
Hamne Kaha Dard Kabul Hai!
Sabne Kaha Dard Ke Saath Ji Na Paoge,
Hamne Kaha Teri Dosti Ke Saath Marna Kabul Hai !!
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Sit on the bed facing each other with legs forward. Lift your right leg over her left and she lifts her right leg over your left. Come together so you can enter. Now both of you lie back, with your legs forming an X. Slow, leisurely gyrations replace thrusting.
Benefits: Prolonged slow sex to build arousal. Shallow thrusts stimulate the nerve endings in the head of your penis.
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What kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!
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Tu Yaad Kare Na Kare Teri Khushi,
Hum To Tujhe Yaad Karte Rehte Hai,
Tujhe Dekhne Ko Dil Tarsata Hai,
Hum To Intezaar Karte Rehte Hai.
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Duniya me 2 kaam bahut achchhe hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle 12th complete ho gayi..
Aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle graduation complete ho gayi!!
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Tere liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai.
Tere liye sagar me doob sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe zukaam hai.
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Rajnikant Creates New email id:
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gmail@rajnikant .com
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Hackers Dies......
Virus Cries.........
Google Shocks....
Computer Blocks....
Rajnikant Rocks....
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Monsoon may bring relief from the sweltering heat but it can have damaging effects on your skin and hair. Follow these expert tips for beautiful skin and perfect hair this season
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Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya.
Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya.
Intezar To Sab Karte He,
Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!
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Fill in the blanks
1. BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3. F_ _ K
4. P_ N_S
5. PU_S_
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Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =P ;)
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Patni aur Ghadi ke beech Sambandh Dono ke beech samaantayein:-
1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai!
2. Ghadi ki suiyaa ghoom phir ke wahi aa jaati hai, Usi prakaar Patni ko aap kitna bhi samjha lo, wo ghoom-phir kar wahin aa jayegi aur apni baat manwayegi.
3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to Mechanic ke yaha jaati hai, Patni bigad jaaye to Maayke jaati hai.
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