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Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning

Jun,19 2015
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Bother About Errors

A software engineer was smoking in office.
Girl says, Can not you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health
The engineer says : We bother only about Errors not Warnings.

Jun,19 2015
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Bachpan Se Kamine

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Jun,15 2015
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pass karna


Likho toh kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye,
har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbor ho jaye

Jun,12 2015
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NO LIFE

he broke his heart and yelled out to him
YOU HAVE NO LIFE, GO AWAY
He stood there in agony, and whispered.
but you are My Life.

Jun,12 2015
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Afternoon

Ppl takin brks in early afternoon perform btr 4 rest of day compared 2 others

Jun,11 2015
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Excel and Internet


Press the CTRL + N key to open a new window in a particular program. This works in Word, Excel and Internet Explorer.

Jun,11 2015
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Jab Samandar


Rupsi tu jab samandar me nahai hogi,
aag pani me tune lagai hogi,
hame to theke pe banaya hai khudane tu to VIP kothese aai hogi

Jun,8 2015
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BCHA LO

BOY. HUM HAI JOGI KTNE ME DOGI...?
GRL. 200 LUNGI HIL HIL KE DUNGI.
BOY. 50 DUNGA HIL ME KHUD LUNGA GRL.
WO BHI BCHA LO HATH SE HILA LO

Jun,8 2015
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capital Bana De

Sardar: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…
Banta: Par kyun???
Sardar: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..

Jun,6 2015
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Mera Le Lo

 

Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
Bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
Zuban
Dekho apni khol k dekho
kya?
Aankhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

Jun,6 2015
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Koi bhi chalega

Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group batao.
Ladka: Koi bhi chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.

Jun,4 2015
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Yahi Humari SANSKRITI Hai

Ladka Aur Ladki PED Ke Pichhe Baithe The.
OLDMAN: Beta Kya Yahi Humari SANSKRITI Hai.
BOY: Nahi Uncle Ye To ANJLI Hai.
Aap Kisi Aur PED Ke Pichhe Dekh Lo.

Jun,3 2015
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I love

I SPEAK only when I feel my words are better than my silence.
But
Sometimes it may hurt or irritate others a lot.
So, I love my silence.

Jun,2 2015
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Judai

Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Jun,2 2015
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Last night

Gud Morning Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in
the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night
aftrer sucking ur blood Thanks.

Jun,2 2015
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happy

Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up he will know the value of things not the price.
Think

Jun,2 2015
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HONEYMOON

HONEYMOON
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

May,29 2015
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Practice with a friend

Practice with a friend. If you have a friend who is also preparing for an interview, consider preparing together. Not only will this give you a way to structure your preparation, but it will also help you get comfortable with giving answers, telling anecdotes, and using appropriate terminology. Practice giving concise, complete answers and maintaining eye contact with the interviewer(s) while you give them. Make sure you aren't speaking too slow or too fast and that your answers are stated with confidence.

May,27 2015
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Excillent Traction

If you live in an area that gets snow, keep a sealed plastic tub of unclumping kitty litter in the trunk. Sprinkle it around tires that get stuck in snow and ice in parking lots for excellent traction.

May,27 2015
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Largest Democracy

India is the largest democracy in the world, the 7th largest Country in the world, and one of the most ancient civilizations.

May,27 2015
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How Could You Expect

Question By A Student 
If A Single Teacher can not
Teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
To learn all subjects ?

May,27 2015
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Bad Day Is Your Attitude

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

May,26 2015
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Is this her first child?

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

May,26 2015
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Totally Fall In Love

He: I am in love with you totally

She: Totla hoga tu Tela baap totla.

May,21 2015
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Being Wrong

Nice Lines by a Father to His Child

Always Listen to My Advice
Not because
I am Always Right
but because
I have More Experience
of Being Wrong

May,20 2015
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For others

Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

May,13 2015
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Something Sweet

Something Sweet:-

Girl- What is the proof that u miss me!

Boy- See my cheeks..
My mamma slapped me..
Bcoz i was smiling while sleeping..
Thinking of U

May,11 2015
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Proposal Accept Kare

Agar Aap Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karna Chahte Ho To, Aap Unka Ek Hath Pakadkar Unhe Red Rose Dekar Propose Kare. Wo Aap Ka Proposal Jarur Accept Kar Legi.

May,7 2015
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Free SMS ki Scheme

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.

May,7 2015
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GESTURE MEANS

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
-Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
-Holding u tight pressed against each other: I want u.
-Looking into each other’s Eyes: I like u, for who u are.
-Playing with Hair: Let’s fool around.
-Arms around the Waist: I like u too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing: Im completely comfortable with u.

May,5 2015
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Newspaper Band
May,5 2015
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Can I Kiss U
May,5 2015
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बढ़ा-चढ़ाकर

कभी भी बड़ी-बड़ी डींगे नहीं हांके अपने आपको बढ़ा-चढ़ाकर पेश नहीं करें

Apr,29 2015
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कमाऊ युवक

कमाऊ युवक ही युवतियों को भाते हैं।

Apr,29 2015
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Beggar Found

A Beggar Found Rs. 100
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner..

Bill Rs. 3000 He was unable to pay!
Manager Handed Him To Police!
He Gave 100rs To Police & Free!
Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!

Apr,29 2015
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Razai lambi

Saari raat guzar jaati hai
bas isi kashmakash main ke!!

Razai lambi
kidhar se hai aur choti kidhar se!!

Apr,29 2015
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God Gift

5 things r GOD gifted
1. Mother’s Love
2. Father’s Advice
3. Brother’s Care
4. Sister’s Fight

&

5. What?

Main kya kisi gift se kam hu?

Apr,24 2015
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Bapu

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.

Apr,21 2015
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KHAOOF

Na jinay ki aarzu na marney ka khaOOf.
The number u are trying is currently powered off..:-)

 

Apr,20 2015
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Hanuman ji ke baad

Hanuman ji ke baad, Rohit Sharma aise dusre bhartiya hain,
Jinhone Lanka ka yeh haal kiya hai!!

Rohit Sharma Dekh Bhai Troll

Apr,10 2015
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Ladkiyo ki ek Smile


Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..

Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..

ki “HANS K DEKH RAHI THI” ya “DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI.”!!

Apr,4 2015
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Pyaar Sa Dil

Aashaon ke Zokhim me jeena hume aata nahi
Toot jaye jo, vo gharaunda main banata nahi
Chhod de tanha zindagi me hume koi
Aisa pyaar kisi ke dil me, main jagata nahi!

Feb,6 2015
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Don't Reveal Information

Never reveal information you don't have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.

Jan,5 2015
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Sex With Teacher

Hello, my name is Rahul 22 years old guy from lucknow ,average in body shape,lit bit
black in colour and my penis is 5 inch long and 2 inch tick .if any female want
to make any relationship with me than email me rahulxx999@yahoo.co.in. Now i
coming back to my first story when i lost my virgin…..

Hi…friends and this incident happened 1 years back when i was in kanpur and
studied in final year of b.com. I was very good student in my class and always
scored good marks in exams. When i entered in final year of b.com my principal
came in my class and said that student this year miss nikita is your new
accounts teacher as mr. Ravi was leave the college. We all friends talking
about how she looks and what is her age? Some said may she around 35+ or may be
not hot. When she entered in class we all are stunned by saw her beauty ..she
wear red silky saree and half cut blouse and she was fair in colour and her age
is around 28,, but i liked her boobs shape which is 34c and her figure is
(34-32-36)u can say in boys ways (pataka) than she introduced herself in the
class and i flatted to she her beauty . I always thinking how can i get a
chance to talk to her alone and how to make friendship with her.as days passed
one day she saw me that i looking at her boobs and not concerted in the class
than after the class was over nikita said rahul meet me in staff room after
classes than i became afraid and i think that she noticed her that i saw her
boobs in the class and when i entered in the staff room i found that she was
alone in the room and she said rahul come and sit on the chair i want to talk to you .i said yes ma’am say

ma’am:-rahul you are very good boy and also good in studies .

Yes i ma’am i know it

ma’am:- i know your age kind of boys thinking and what they saw.

I:- sorry never do this again in class(by head down)

i- ma’am can i say something to you if you didn’t mind.

Ma’am:- say

i- ma’am when first time i saw you i flatted on your beauty.. So sorry i cannot
stop me for saw your beauty.

Ma’am:- hahahaa ,,, thanks.

I:- ma’am can i make your friend?

Ma’am:- ok..but no one know in college that we are friends and i didn’t give
you any favor as friend in college?

I:- ok done.

I:- can i have your mobile no.?

Ma’am:- why ?

I:- to talk through sms .

Ma’am:- ok but when i sms you than you reply before no sms and if you give my
no. To other than from that day your friendship is over.

I:- ok

After we exchanged nos. Then i back to my home and at night around 11 pm i get
sms from nikki hi, how are u? Is you sleeping? Than i sms her hi.. I am fine
and you..than for few months we do decent and friendly chat and we know each
other as person very well ..than i know one thing that she is single and never
had any bf. Than one day i call her at night and said nikki love u. Than she
reply i also love you rahul .than we daily do romance talk in night for few
months and we also going movie ,pub and etc places together but i never had
physical relationship with her. Than one day we have no topic to chat on..and i
also watch porn movie on my pc and i think she hearted that noise.than she
asked what are u doing? I replied her watching porn movie on my pc. She said
your bad boy and i replied i am adult now and watching movie is not bad but
doing before marriage is bad (upto that point of time i think that way) than i
asked her is you never watch these type of movies she said yes once but bahut
dirty thi.

And then i asked her can we do sex chat if you wish and she said ok.
But no sex in real i said ok.and we daily do sex chat and romance chat ..and we
both want to do this in real but for some reason we cannot said this to each
other.one day she called and said tomorrow her parents go for function for 2
days so if you wish than come to my home. Than i desipetly wait for the next
day to come .. I reached her home at 11 am than i knock the door of her and she
came in nighty and welcome me inside the house with charming smile when i come
inside the room i give her sweets and bunch of red roses to her.than she said
thanks for it and please wait her i just come to change the clothes . Then i
said nikki why not change in front of me ..she said naughty ,,, no and sit i
just come.. While she is going to her room i said honey wear some sexy dress.
Please. After 15 minutes she came from her room wear red net silky saree and
wear half cut blouse from which her black bra is clear is visible from naked
eyes,than i she asked how i looks? I said kyu aaj jaan lena ka dil ha kya
appka?

Then she replied kya matlab than i said kuch nahi.. Aaj bahut acchi lag
rahi ho.. Red saree asie lag raha ki app newly married wife coming for her
first night. Than we both laugh… And than i come closed to her and seeing her
eyes and putting hand on her hand than she remove her eyes contact because of
shy. Than i hug her ,, softly and tightly.than i kissed her forehead than her
eyes,cheeks,ears and than first time i kissed lips of any female (whenever i
think of it i became hot)we kissed each other for 10 mins. And touching each
other tongue and kissing passionately each other than after 10 mins we broke
your kissed and i asked her is u liked my kiss ? She said yes. Than again we
hugged each other and kiss each other for 15 mintues than while kissing her i
put my hand on her back moving slowly up and down than i put hand on ass and
moving slowly over it.. She moaning ahah aha…i know that we both became hot and
want to do sex.than i lift her on my arms and moves toward her bedroom than
lied her on bed than i take one red rose from bunch and move red rose over her
body from top and to down also kissing her body too..the room was filled with
moans….than i took off her saree… From body ….

That’s end of part 1

Next part i tell you lattr…up to I manage what i do with her…?

Hope u liked my story plz. Reply me….

Jan,5 2015
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Naughty Kid

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Jan,5 2015
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Janwar

Hansimazaak.com kaafi samay se padh raha tha maggar kabhi samay nahi mila,apni Duniya mein busy rehta hun, Aaj Mujhe Naukri se nikal diya gaya,peechle kuch dino se pareshaan aur frustrated hun, Aaj meine Bank Exam likha hai IBPS ka inshallah hoh jaunga,Mein bahut simple, naikh Dil ka ladka hun, Maggar zarurat mujhkoh utna hi zayada kamina Insaan bana deti hai, infact sabko zarurat kamina bana deti hai. 16 saal ke Adolescent age mein aatey hi ek ladki se pyar hua,woh mujhe bahut passand karti thi, Mein Apne School ka bada Tagda Athelete the Inter School mein meine School koh 8 Gold Medal jeet kar diye hain,Maggar Baad mein usne mera Vishwas thod diya jab meine usse kisi aur ke saath hatho mein hatho rakhte dekh liya!!!! kya karta Dum nahi tha na Kamzor Ashique tha !!! Ro kar chal Diya !!! 2 saal baad barvi mein maine Badla bhi liya !!! uss ladki koh sabke samne Kiss karke saare Madam k beeech !! Aur uss Ladkee ko kahan kahan nahi Mara maine , kaha hun na Zarurat mujhe Majbur kar deti hai ” !!!! Kher aab topic ki baat, Mein jehan kaam karta hun Wahan par bahut se Word pad yani ki Document banwane ya type karwane Ate hain. Wahan par kayi Sari ladkiyian bhi atti hain, Mera Maan bhi chanchal hai kabhi kabhi bthak jatta hai, Ek Roz ek Ladki ayi usne apna naam Payal Dey bataya, woh PHD kar rahi hai kisi African Civilization mein, aur bahut sara page lekaar atti hai type karwane, kam se kam 300 se 400 page, aur humari Office mein kisi ki typing speed mere jitne thi hi nahi, isliye Bhaiya mujhe kaam saumpte the, Woh bahut hi open nature ki thi kabhi kabhi extra ciricular baatein bhi karti thi, looks mein uska jayada dhyan rehta, aur jaisa ki meine bataya I am Atheletic, woh mujhse ya uska attraction ya uska open Behaviour accha tha, mujhe har baat pe compliment bhi deti.

kuch din baad woh aur project lekkar ayi kam se kam 600 – 700 Doc ka usse bhi maine 7 din mein compelete karke de diya, uske baad woh saara hi book lekkar aa gayi, Maggar uss din mein Akela tha cafe mein, woh Andar ayi, aur ate hi uska pehla verb tha ” Mujhe Malum tha tum akele aur free hogey”, Maine kaha kya ??? toh she smile at me !!! Mujhe yaad hai uss din Holi thi, Aur sirf humara hi shop aisa tha joh ki khula tha, par usse kaise sense hoh gaya ki shop khuli hogi ?? usne Mujhe tum shop khol k rakhe ho, aaj k din maat khola karo !! aur tum kyun nahi gaye holi khelne !! Maine kaha mujhe passand nahi !! she smile aur bag mein Gulal nikala aur surprisingly mujhe peeche se Gulal mere gal pe laga diya, mujhe accha laga, fir bhi maine usse tough pose diya, wog dar gayi aur mujhe sorry kaha, maine smile kar diya, 4 din woh ayi nahi aur ussne contact banay rakha ki project kaha takh hua hai, usee kya pata meine raat bhar jag kar usske 4 din mein 450 page likh dale.Woh mujhse khush hokaar ek din apne Ghar bulayi, uss din usski mummy se pehle baar mila, ussne bhi mujhe khulkar compliment diya, mein ghar jane k liye Aunty se permission liya aur jaane laga ,tabhi payal ne kaha “Naveen mein bhi ati hu, mummy mein Aa rahi hi hu ” karke woh mere saath chalne lagi, Chalo mein tumhein ghar chod dun apne pleasure( Scooty type) mein, mein baita aur ek modh mein ussne Gaadi rokh di, aur kaha ek min mujhe tumse kuch baat karne hai,main wahin rukh gaya, sanse Tamh gayi thi, ussne Mujhe kass k Jakkad liya aur meri Bahaoon se lipaat gayii, aur Fir kiss kiya,takreebaan 3 Min ka, usske ankho mein Ansoo the, “””Mujhe malum tum mujhse pyar karte hoh, maggar tum kabhi nahi bologey issliye yey mujhe karna pada, kya karun PHD padhi hun na Human resource mein, isliye mujhe pata lagh jatta hai,””

uskke baad kayi baar mein usskoh kiss kiya different occassions mein jaise ki Valentine day, uske Birthday mein, ya Keh Sakhte hoh jab bhi milte the toh kiss karna nahi bhulte the, Ek din maine usse pucch tum se kuch kehna hai Akele mein, tum ghar mein kab Free rehti hoh, usne kaha mummy parsu Kali Mandir jaa rahi hai tum 9.00 baje aa jana, woh hawan mein jaa rahi hai kam se kam 3 Ghante lagenge, mujhe malum yey baat bhi ussne maap liya tha ki kya Chahta hun mein.

Agle din mein 9.00 baje pahunch gaya ussne Darwaza kolte hi Gulab jal mere upar garnish kar diya aur fir ungli se ishara karti hui Room ki taraf back chalti gayi, mein Darwaza band karke usko follow kiya, usne kaha mujhe malum tha Naveen Tum kabhi toh bologey, mujhe intezar tha iis din ka,!!1 “” Bolo kya Kehna hai”””” !!!!usne apna Salwar hataya, boobs dikhane k liye!!! ayr fir kaha yey Chahiyey!! maine kaha yey kya pagal pan kar rahi ho!!! fir ussne neech ka Payjama nikal diya “‘ Fir kaha yey chahiyey!! Main kaha mein sex ka bhuka nahi hu, Mera waise tan Gaya tha lohe jitna Garam mera 8 inch lawda khada hoh gaya tha, fir ussne Bra utar diya, aur kaha yey!! Mein usske taraf aagey badha nai ki woh Daudkar ayi aur Mere aupar jump karke apne per se knott lagate hue Godi ban gayi, aur mein usske Aghosh mein Doob gaya,ussne jor jorkar siskiyaaaaaan bharne shuru kiya !! I love you, I love you, meine tumhari hun, I love you, main tumhari hun, mujhe aaj apna bana do, Main tumhare BAche kii Maa banna chahti hu, Fir ussne mera Shirt Fadte hue mere Chaati k baal beenchne lagi, usse chahtne lagti, kabhi Gale mein chumne lagti, chatne lagti, hum dono ek dusre ke andar thukh dalkar kiss karte hue thukh nigaal rahe the, usske lipstick k marking se mera lips, lipstick jaise hoh gaya tha,Mein usske baal koh kaskar pakada hua usse Choom raha tha, jeeb se jeeb Smooch karte hue humoh 25 min hoh gaye the, fir meine usse Godi mein uthakar next room le gaya, usne AC chalu kar 16 C mein kar diya, Mein bhi aab nanga hoh gaya tha, Turant Freez se Ice Cube nikala aur kiss karte hue usske Chud ke pink portion mein Dal diya, Dar k Maaare woh mera baal pakkad k aur kiss kar rahi thi…usski yey awaz “ummmmmmmmmmnmnnnnnn uuumnnnnnn auuaunnnnnnnnnnn mnn” pure room mein gunj rahi thi, usne mujhe gali dene shuru kiye, you fuckerr” FUck me”……Chodo Mujhe, mera Chuut Faad de, Pyaaasi hun mein ree, Pyaaasi hun, Chood mujhe!!1

mein usske freez mein Honey ka Dabba bhi Dekha hua tha, toh mein nikala usske boobs mein lagaya muthi bhar ki ussne bhi mere chahti mein lagaya, Fir meine usse Chuth mein lagaya, aur usne mere lund mein, Mera lawda waise red hot Iron jaise kadak hoh gaya tha, Maine fir uskoh uthakar Bench mein letaya aur uska malish kiya, kabhi usske batley(boobs) koh honey se massalta, kabhi usske naval mei,, fir neeche aakar chuth mein aur andar takh dalke chuth k pink portion koh, usse jalan chalu hoh gayi honey lagte hi pink portion mein, woh chillane lagii AAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhh aaaahhh Naveen help me, aaaaaaaaaahhhhh ahhhh ,mein uska gala dabate hue usske neeche aa gaya,aur usske Gand k neeche sse chatte hue chut ke andar jeeb dalta, woh mera baal paaakad tamacha deti,mein fir bhi usske gardan koh nahi chodha, aur usske chuth mein jeeb dalata gaya, fir kisi tareh chudhkar woh neeche utari Bench se,fir utne hi tezi se mujhe dhakelte hue bench mein leta di, aur mere lund pe toot padi, ussne meri lund ka pink portion nikalkar apne lambi lambi nakhun se chuna shuru kiya ,meriii Awaz bhi nikal padiii Aaauuuuuuu aaaaah you bitchhhh aaaaahhh !!! usne kaha ” NA I am LIONESS of a LION”……..fir hum bed pe aakar 69 position mein ek dusre ka sex sungne lage aur chusne lage, fir usne ka Naveen AAAb aaur nahi raha jayega chod do mujhe

Meine bhi bina deri kiye us zor se khicha uska per faila diya , apna lucd usske chuth mein ragadne laga, uske chut kaffi chikne aur hadh se jayada tight si lag rahi thi, mujhe experience nahi tha, maine wild hokar ek bar mein jhatka laga diya aur lund inch hi andar aya hoga, cheeenkh nilali …… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAuuuuuuuuuwwww aaaah uaammmmmmmmmmmm maaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, uuuuueeeee, mar gayi, fir mei ghabra karke lund baher nikala aur chut koh tez raggadne laga usne apne chut mein pani choood diya, usne bola waha shelf mein vaseleine hain usse lagieye janu, mein vaseline lagaya aur aur usske chut mein thukh dalakar aur ragada woh chilate rahiiii ufffufff aaaauuuu jannnn comeone bas aur nahin aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww Naveennn,,, Mummyyyyyyyyyy hhaaaaa you fucker………..Meine apna pink portion nikala aur chut pe rakha aur Dhakha mara lund 1.5inch andar gaya fir awz aaya aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww mar gayiiiiii Maaaaaaaa aaawww awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww aououeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!! fir meine uska pakkada aur dusra dhakka maara lunch fir 1.5 inch cheerrta hua Andar jakkae rukh gaya fir awaz aaur tez hoh gayiiiii aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! laga ki mein lund nikalunga toh kahin usski chut baher na aa jayee!!! thodi der usske dard kaaam karne ke liye usske munh mein ungli dalll di, kareban 3-4 min baad mein agey peeche kiya aur zor se theesra jhatka diya aur lawada 3 inch andar aya, fir awazzz baaass bahar nikalo, maine usse honto koh apne honto se band kar diya aur thukh koh usske andar jane diya, usne bhi mera saath dete hue apna thukh mere andar bhar diya, iss dauran mein akhiri jhatka lagaya,aaurrrrr aaaaaah ahhahhhhahh ki awaz ayi, turant bina rukhe maine andar bahar nikalne ki koshish ki magar usski cheekh nikal pada aaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah ahahahahah hahhhhhhuhuhuhh ayiiii Mummy Rukh jaoooooooo, Maine kaha abb nahi, aur Zabardast kiya aur hona bhi shuru hoh gaya andar bahar halka halka fir dheere dheere panch min baad sab chiz ok hoh gaya, aur siskiyan bhi normal hoh gayi, usske Ankh mein Pani thi aur fir Andar jate aaah bahar ate hi uuuummnn, aur fir maine apne lund ki Raftar aur tez kardi , woh bhi mera Gand uchaal Uchaal ki saath de rahi thi, usne aab mera kamar par knot laga diya tha, aur poora room pachak pachak ki Awaz se ghunz raha tha, aur chodte chodte hum dono khatiyey se gir pade fir bhi chodna band nahi kiya, AC k chalte temperature bhi sathwe Assman mein tha aur wildness bhi, Mein aur zor se Dhakha lagana shuru kiya , kabhi usske boobs koh kaatha aur choosta, kabhi usske honto koh meechta , woh bhi mera chati k baal koh khinch aur chati, Dard k maare haal behal hoh gaya tha Dono ka Pachal Pachak pahack !!!! Meine kaha mein jhadne wala hun !!! usne kaha isse hooh jaane do !!!! Meine sara ka sara Paani ussske Chut mein bhar diya !!! Fir Godi banke ussse waise hi position mein utaya, usne bhi mere kamar se lekkar apne peroon se knott bandha hua tha, Pura room mein usse aisee ( Lund CHuth k andar with Godi Pssition mein) Choomte choomte Ghumaya, Fir Majburan Lund nikaalkar, hum dono koh ek sath shower lena pada kyunki uski mom k ane ka samay hoh gaya tha aur usse tayaar bhi maine hi kiya, Aur Bhagwan k room mein gaya aur sindoor lekkar usske mang bhar diya, woh roo padi aur mujhe Chuumne lagi meine bhi usse khoob chuma aur I love kkaha

Jan,5 2015
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Andheri Raat

This story is about my aunty her name was sheela. She looked very sexy and horny, she was about 5’3 in height, aged between 30-35yrs. she had very big breasts & her structure always made me horny. I saw her in my sister’s marriage and vow…i missed my heartbeat when I saw her. She was looking very sexy in her attire (sari). Her eyes were sparkling too with some sort of sexiness.

My name is rahul and I am from khi 24 yrs old, this incident happened when I was in my teens and this was my first sexual experience in life. I always use to stare at her big breasts and her cute ass, which looked even sexier with all the curves when she used to wear sari. One day before my sisters marriage, we all was at my home, She was sitting in the girl’s room with my sister and other relatives. She was looking very sexy and made me horny. i would have done anything to fuck her! I went over to my sisters room to see what’s going on, under some pretext that I had some work I went in. i stood right next to her as she was sitting in the front row suddenly the most remarkable thing happened as the light went off.

I heard commotion all over. i thought i should l take advantage of the situation and I started caressing her breasts. And moving my hands all over her body. Then as I was about to leave her hand caught mine and made me squeeze her breasts a couple of time i squeezed them she moaned and she got up and found my lips and kissed them she whispered in my ear to meet me in her room where she was staying. Suddenly I didn’t see anything she was gone, after about 5 minutes the lights came back, I saw her go out through the door…I followed her. I was very happy thinking about my what I had done few minutes back. I went inside told my servant to go out. He went outside I climbed the stairs through a little hall a hand grabbed me and pulled me… I was pushed inside a room with no lights, suddenly the light was turned on and lo…she was standing their in s very sexy way. She was taking off some of her jewelry she took it off quickly as i went and hugged her and kissed her around her neck she said “what were you doing in your sisters room…you naughty boy… ”

I heard it but didn’t say anything as she took my shirt off and i started to unbutton her from the back i kissed her back many times and finally her blouse was off i had one of my hand squeezing her breasts and the other on her ass i was caressing her ass gently and squeezing her breasts, she took her blouse off and i went kissing her thighs and had my hand in between of her legs as she was moaning, i got back up and slipped my hand in her bra and started rolling the palm of my hand on her nipple as I took her bra off with my other hand, the most beautiful breasts were there for me to suck! i sucked her tits and with my hand started rubbing her pussy over her panties. She kept moaning and she unbutton my jeans and they fell off i took my underwear off as well i picked her up and took her to my bed and took her panties off, still sucking her big tits and fingering her cunt, she was moaning. she screamed so loud as my finger teased her cunt. Stopped sucking on her tits and told her to kneel down and suck my cock, she hesitated but agreed after cajoling her for some time. She sat next to the bed as i was sitting on the side she kissed the head of my cock and I told her to take it all the way in. She took my 7 inch cock in her mouth and rolled her tongue around it .i was in seventh heaven at that moment. She kept sucking and rolling her tongue over my prick. She took it all up to her throat she had difficulties breathing but was doing it like a pro. I was moaning and saying all nasty bad things…like whore…. slut do it more hmmnnn…aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, suck it harder” she closed her eyes and sucked it, after a while i squirted hot cum right inside her she gulped it all inside and again she sucked the top of my cock which was still leaking with cum and drank the cum, she got right back on her feet and i pulled her towards myself, she was laying straight on the bed and i was working on her thighs she couldn’t see me clearly because of her breasts in the way she just relaxed as i started licking and rolling my tongue in her pussy nibbling her clits lightly with my teeth. She started moaning and yelling & screaming my name out so loud I was scared that anyone at home will hear it. I kept sucking her wet cunt and took my tongue deep inside her hot cunt, she was shouting “oh. Oh…oh fuck me ashwin…deeper deeper”…. she said things like these throughout the time she got sucked and suddenly she shouted, “OH!! Ashwin…. you bastard!!!!!” her mouth was left wide open and her eyes shut slowly as her juices flew down my throat i drank all of it and then laid on the side of her and put my hands on her breasts she and I both were breathing heavily, she said “Your tongue is very sexy………from where did you learn to that.”.

After five minutes I got up and opened her legs wide and she guide my dick in her pussy…. I took a deep breath and plunged my dick in to her cunt slowly and steadily…. She shook her head I got on top of her stomach and moved my dick back a little bit, she was lying on the bed with her legs apart and I was sitting on top of her, i slid the top of my cock in side her wet pussy, which was quiet hot she moaned again. I stopped for a moment and then suddenly with one big thrust stuck my dick in. I started pumping my dick as she spread her legs wider to accommodate me. I was feeling as if I am in seventh heaven. she was also moaning amd she also started to stroke. Its hurting me…stop…anhhhh” but I didn’t care I started stroking my cock inside her cunt more faster. she tried to seal her lips but she couldn’t help shouting she, yelled, moaned, screamed . I slowed it down a little bit and was fucking her gently, listening to her moan after every stroke. Now she started to have fun as well she started responding to my strokes, I picked her from the back and made her sit up facing me, her breasts were right on my face as she was bouncing up & down on my lap, by now my dick was fully inside of her she was breathing heavily i started sucking on her tits once again but didn’t stopped stroking, I stopped sucking her tits .she told me to “stop it…slow down…ahhhhhhhhh…its very nice ashwin….” but she never stopped responding to my strokes.

I pulled her a little more down and my dick was so big she had her face wide open with her hands behind my back as i hugged her tightly to feel her breasts. …it was a wonderful experience I was having all fun at that moment, finally after fucking her for 10 minutes let out the biggest cum of my life, wave after wave she was having fun now as my cum went deep! Inside of her…she let out another big moan and then closed her eyes, i laid her down and was on top of her pressing my body hard against her. My cock was still inside of her & it stayed there for another couple of minutes. I took it out. And started licking her pussy tasting her honey pot nectar mixed with my cum…

She said “you have a big dick but I’ve never had such a wonderful time before…she got up and n went in the washroom…she got out after 10 mins after taking a bath. She was about to wear her clothes when i grabbed her boobs and started gently squeezing them. I told her that I want to put my dick in her arse now.I spread her buttocks apart and applied a lubricant in her hole with my finger slowly inserting my finger inside her hole and applied sufficient lubricant on my dick too. She closed her eyes because she knew that it would be even worse pain!….i positioned my dick and pushed it inside her well lubricated ass. She yelled my name so hard that I had to tell her to be quiet, she stuffed her head on in the pillow as she was getting fucked hard up her ass, I had my dick totally inside her arse still i could hear her moans and screams. she took her face out to breathe she was crying now but she was also yelling “MORE U BASTARD FASTER AHHHHH” SHE WAS YELLING AND SAYING ALL NASTY WORDS as she started enjoying. I started pumping more faster after a minute or 2 i squirted cum once again inside of her she made the same noise “ahhhhhhhh” starting fast then ending in a very low voice. I took it out of her and turned her around she said “you’re a real bastard and I had a wonderful experience ” I smiled and kissed her lips sliding my tongue down we kissed for at least 10 mins i couldn’t control my hands as they were exploring every curves of her body. Then I let go and told her to get dressed and go back, we both took a bath together once again made love in the shower………..kissing her boobs…licking her pussy.

We went back downstairs and no one was there we both kissed each other one more time and I squeezed her tits twice i guess and then she was gone i was so tired i just went back to my room and went to sleep, after that we had our sexual encounters in numerous occasions. But now after so many years I still can’t forget those wonderful sex I had with my aunt sheela and I miss her tooo. I am planning on doing it again tonight with my neighbor’s wife…I will tell you about this sexual experience later. Pls look forward to it.. IF ANY GIRL, FEMALES FROM MUMBAI INTRESTED IN SEX AND WANNA HAVE FUN OR WANNA FULLFILL THEIR FANTASIES.

Jan,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Savita ki jawani

Mera naam hai raahul, main, aaj aap logon ko apni kahaani bataane jaa raha hu. Yun to mein ek sidha ladkaa
hu..mein sex ke liye bahut aakarshit bhi hu.. Mere ghar mein mein , mere paapa, mummi aur meri maushi ki
ladki (savita) bhi rehti thi.savita 17 saal ki thi aur mujse 1 saal badi thi, uske maa -pita nahi the..iss
liye meri mummi ne usko apne yahan hi rakh liya tha.. Savita dikhne mein bahut hi sundar thi..par mein us par
dhayan nahi deta tha.

Ye baat tab ki hai jab mein 12 vi mein padta tha, ek din mein school jaane ke liye apna bag taiyaar kar raha
tha, meine apna bag mein khitabein rakh liya, aur mein nahaane ke liye uutha , jaise hi meine baathroom ka
darwaza khola to meine dekha savita bina kapde ke hi naha rahi thai, meine uskii chut bhi dekhi bilkul saaf
tha.. Savita ne bhi mujhe dekh liya tha, mein kuch bol nahi saka , mein wahan se chala gaya..kuch der baar
jab savita bathroom se nikli to mein jaa kar nahaya..wahan meine savita ki panty dekhi..mujse raha nahi gaya
meine apne ek haath mein savita ki panty le aur dusre haat mein apna lauda nikaala aur kuch der mein mere
land se kuch safed – safed sa nikalne laga..mujhe bahut maja aaya..zindagi mein ye mera pehle baar mere land
se birya nikla tha.. Bathroom se niklne ke baat mein dress pehna aur breakfast ke liye dining room mein
gaya..wahan par meri mummi aur savita the..meine dekha savita mujhe dekh kar sarma rahi thi..scool gaya to
bus savita ke chut yaad aa rahi thi…meine school mein apne aap ko to sambhala..par ghar gaane ke baad meine 3
baar muth maara..agle din sunday tha..mummi bazar gaye thi..ghar par kewal savita hi thi.. Mujse raha nahi
jaa raha tha.. To meine ek plan banaya savita ko pelne ki ..meine aapne aalmari se apna half paint nikali,
aur meine us paint mein land ke jagah par ched kar diya taaki mera land bahar dikh sake…meine turand apna
paind aur underbeer nikali, aur vo phata hua half paint pahen liya..phir kya tha mein turant apne bistaar par
let gaya epne school ke khitaab lekar..mein aise leta hua tha ki mera pura lauda bahar dikh sake…kuch der
baat savita mere kamre mein aaye safai karne ke liye..jaise hi savita mere bed ke paas aaye usne mera khada
lauda dekha…aur vo mast ho gaye…kuch der bad usne kamra saaf kiya..fir chali gaye.. Thodi dr baad vo phir
mere kamre mein aaye aur kaha khana khane ko..meine usse kaha mera khana mere kamre me hi laa do, usne khana
la diya, aur mein pair par pair rakh kar baith gaya, ab mera land aur saaf dikh raha tha usko..vo phir chali
gaye aur apna khana bhi mere kamre mein le kar aa gaye..aur khane lagi.. Meine uski nazroon ko dekha vo mere
land ko hi dekhi jaa rahi thi..thodi der mein meine khana khatam kar liya..usne bhi apna khana khatam kar
liya tha.. Mein khana khake phir let gaya..savita abhi kitchen mein thi..meine aaway diya savita please mere
sir par vicks laga do…

Savita turant aa gaye vicks ske saath..usne vicks lagana chalu kiya..mein uski saanse mehsoos kar sar raha
tha..bahut hi garm thi.. Meine aise hi keh diya savita kya hum mere sir ke maalish kar dogi please…?? Voh
kitchen mein gaye aur tel llge aur mere sir par rakh malish kar ne lagi..meine ussse kaha tumhare haantho
mein to jaadu sa hai…tum bahut aacha malish karti ho… Vo muskaarane lagi.. Meine usse kaha ki kya tum mere
pair ki phi maalish kar dogi?? Usne kaha thik hai..aur vo mere pair ke paas baith gaye..aur tel se dhere
dhere malish karne lagi..mein garm ho raha tha…thbhi usne kaha ki rahul tumhara pant to phata hai…meina kaha
mujhe nahi malum tha..vo hasne lagi..meine kaha ki jaang par bhi maalish karo please…vo dhere dhere mere land
ke kareek malish kar rahi thi..vo tabhi boli ki tum apna paint – shirt utaaro mein sabhi jagahon ki maalish
kar dungi..meine apna shirt utaara ..phir mein sochne laga..vo boli sarmoo mat paint bhi utaaro meine apna
paint bhi utar diya…mera pura land khada tha…vo mere land ko dekhte hi bol uthi baab re baab ye gadhe jaise
bada tumhare paas kaise aa gaya…mein kuch nahi bol saka..phir usne apne hathon par tel lagaya aur sidhe hi
mere land par haath rakh diya…………

Jan,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dost Ki Wife Ko Full Maje

Mera naam rahul hai mere age 25 hai or dikne mai accha hu par mere phyc se girls impress jaldi hoti hai mere height 6 ft hai or muscular body hai or mere land ka size to mai tabhi batauga jab koi sex kare.

Ye bat garmi ki hai mai apne kam se means business tours par kabhi kabhi Mumbai jata aata hu.par is bar ka tour sabse yadgar tha.to dosto hua u ki mere town se dirct Mumbai ki train nahi thi to mai pas k shahar se train mai jata tha.par ek dikkat thi Mumbai se aane mai wo train raat 11 bje muje pahuchati thi(sorry dosto city ka naam nahi bta skta) to muje mere ghar jane ka koi sadhan nahi milta tha to mai mere dost k ghar raat ruk jata tha.

Mere dost ka naam hai Deepak mera accha frnd hai usi k yaha rukta tha uska family back ground paise se accha nahi tha par Deepak mehnti bahut tha wo marketing ki job thi jo ki mai ne apni peehchan se lag wai thi or fir usne mehnat kar acchi post paa lee but wo mere ye bat hamesha yad rekta .tha wo mere gao ka but job k karan yaha rehta tha abhi one year pehle he uski shadi hui thi .uski wife ka naam priya tha dikne mai acchi thi gori gori mast sa figure . par mere najar us par ese kabhi nahi thi wo to ab pta chl raha tha.priya nature mai to acchi thi but Deepak se jyada frank thi padi liki wo bhi job karti thi school mai.haa to ab main bat par aata hu mai Deepak k ghar rukta tha uski shadi k bad bhi priya ko mere bare mai sab pta tha ki Deepak ki job mai ne lagwai hai to wo mera pura dhayn rekti .

Mere liye khana bna kar rekti kyoki mai bata kar aata tha.of fir ham log gappe marte or bas ese he.

To bat garmi ki hai mai Mumbai se aaraha tha us din glati se mai ne Deepak ko cal nahi kiya or sidhe usk ghar jaane laga raste se usko phn try kiya or bola Deepak mai ghar aa raha hu to bolta hai haaa chla ja to mai bola chla jaa means tu ghr nahi hai kya to bola yar mai pune hu yar mere one month ki traning hai so to mai bola thik hai yar mai hotel mai ruk jata hu to bola tera ghar hai chup chap chla jaaa or ek kam krna yee priya k number msg kar raha hu call kar dena abhi so gayi hogi wo tu ek bar he utha dena mai call nahi kar raha hu use mai ne kaha okkk.

Or Deepak k ghar pahuch kar priya bhabhi ko call kiya par un ne nahi uthaya ek do bar or try kiya fir nahi uthaya to mai samja ki so gayi hogi .deepak ne ghar rent par liya tha wo first flor par rehta tha or makan malik niche to mai fir sidha upper gaya to lights on the ghar k .to mai soch raha tha ki bhabhi phn kyo nahi utha rahai hai jab jag rahi hai to jab mai gate k pas gya to thodi ajib awaj aayi to mai ne dyan lagaya.awaj se esa lag raha tha ki kuch chudai k seens chl rahe hai .fir mai ne socha chlo dekte hai kuch dik jaye par kuch dika to nahi par ye pakka ho gya tha ki bhabhi bf dek rahi hai.

Ab mai ne door bajaya to awaj aayi kon haiiiiiiiiiiii to mai bola bhabhi mai rahulllllllllllll to boli rahul aaaaapppppp ruko 5 min mai aati hu.kuch dek bad bhabhi aayi maxi mai mast lag rahi thi par puri pasine mai ho rahi thi to mai ne bhabhi se puch aap itne paseene mai kyo hai to boli kuch nahi garmi bahut hai(mai bhabhi ko dekte hue man mai soch raha tha haaa dik raha hai kitni garmi hai)itne mai bhabhi boli kaha soch mai ho ander aao ab aap or ye bta bina call kiye aagaye to mai bola bhabhi sorry to boli ye kis liye tha sorry to mai bola call nahi kiya is liye to bhabhi boli are rahul ji aap bhi na mai ne is liye bola ki aap k liye khana bna kar rekti na .or wese bhi Deepak pune hai to mere liye to kuch bhi bna leti hu to mai bola haa bhabhi abhi Deepak se bat hui to pta chla wo pune hai.bhabhi boli aap naha kar aa jai mai khana bna leti hu wese bhi muje bhi bhuk lagi hai aaj to.

To mai bola bhabhi thik hai or bhabhi halki smile dete hue chali gayi ab Deepak ka 1 bhk tha to uske bedroom mai he bathroom tha to mai ne kapde utare or bathroom mai chla gya or naha kar jb pane boxer or tshirt mai bahr aaya to deka bed par lappi tha but sleep mode mai tha mai ne use on kiya kyoki muje shak tha bhabhi bf dek rahi thi use on kiya to deka xvideos se bf download kari hui thi.

Itne mai bhabhi aa gayi or muje lappi k pas dek dar kar ruk gayi mai smj gya par ab bhabhi kya bolti mai ne he won a sharmaye is liye bol diya ki khana bn gaya kya bhabhi to wo darte hue haaa karne lagi to mai bola bhabhi chle fir sath mai khate hai mai ne bhabhi ko esa jataya ki uje kuch pta he na hai.fir bhabhi or mai sth bet kar khana khane lage bhabhi thoda dar rahi thi par mai ne unko khub hasaya or unko esa fell karwa diya ki mai ne lappi mai kuch nahi deka .ab ham dono khana kha kar uthe .or bhabhi ne mera bistar hall mai laga diya or ham dono ne gn bola or bhabhi room mai chli gayi or door band kar diya ab mai ne garmi k karn upper kuch nahi pehna bas t shirt pas mai rek liya bas boxer mai so gaya tabhi 15 min bad bhabhi k room ka gate khula .

Or bhabhi mere pas aa kar rahul aap so gaye kya to mai bola nahi bhabhi to boli rahul ek bat bolna thi mai bola haa bolo bhabhi to boli muje nind nahi aa rahi hai or hall mai tv hai to aap bed par so jao ander jaa kar yaa fir mere sth tv deko to mai bola bhabhi thik hai mai tv he dekta hu aap sth to boli chlo utho fir sofe par bête hai to mai ne t shirt hat mai liya or thoda uth kar pehn liya kyoki yar bhabhi k samne ese kese jaa sakta tha wese bhala ho chadar ka jo mai ne apne upper dal reki thi.

Ab ham tv dekne lag eek Hollywood movie laga di bhabhi ne bas ese he dek rahe tabhi beach ka seen aaya usme ek ladka acchi body thi uski shots mai khada tha to bhabhi boli rahul bhaiya kitni mast body hai hero ki mai Deepak se bolti hu ki zim jaya kare par alsi hai wo jate he nahi to mai bhabhi se ese he bola hmmm bhabhi acchi to hai par mujse acchi nahi .wesedosto muje bada shok hai zim ka to mere body toned thi or upper se mere height 6 fit hai toh acchi lagti thi .to bhabhi boli rahul bhaiya feko mt yar dikne mai to us se acchi nahi lagti to mai bola bhabhi yar wo bina t shirt k hai is liye clear dik rahi hai.to bhabhi boli rahul bhaiya to fir muje diko to mai bola bhabhi rehne do to bhabhi boli Deepak ki to har bat man lete ho or mai ne to aaj pehle bar aap se kuch bola hai muje pasnd hai body build karna .

To mai bola thik hai hai dikata hu or apna t shirt utar kar ek do pose dika diye bhabhi ko to bhabhi impress ho kar boli rahul aap ki to sahi mai acchi body hai or mere pas aa kar puri body ko touch kiya to mai piche hat gya to bhabhi boli kya hua to mai bola bhabhi jiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Par mujr bhabhi ki niyat smj aa gayi thi .

Ye soch he raha tha ki bhabhi mere se lipt gayi muje ek jatka laga or bola bhabhi ye kya hai to bhabhi boli rahul ab bno mt muje trapti ne sab bta diya hai aap dono k bare mai.muje jtka laga or bola kya dosto trapti bhabhi ki kese chudai kari hai ye mai pichli story mai lik chukka hu aap log pad sake to mere dost ki wife mai.to priya bhabhi boli haaa abhi parso mere us se bat hui thi ham sab dost ka group hai to wife bhi aaps mai frnd hai.

Or deko aaj aap aa bhi gaye.ab mai ne socha yar paka pakaya maal mil raha hai to maje lo.or bhabhi ko apni baho mai tight pakd kar bola bhabhi mai lappi mai bf dek kar samj gya tha ki tumko kya chahey par deepk k karn kuch nahi bola to bhabhi mere chati par halke se kiss karte hue boli Deepak to bas paise k piche lage rehte hai mere tarf to unka dhyan he nahi hai jab mai bolti hu to kabhi thoda bahut kar lete hai nahi to thaka hu bol kar so jate hai. Mai Deepak se pyar bahut karti hu par av jb se trapti ne muje aap k bare mai bataya hai maito aap ko bhul he nahi paa rahi hu.kyoki mere fantacy hai ki mai muscular k sth kuch karu .

Bhabhi ek to mujse chipki hui or upper se unki ye bate mere land ko pareshan kar diya mai ne bhabhi ka hat pakda or mere shots k ander le gaya.or bhabhi ko mera land pakda diya .or bola bhabhi kesa hai to boli trapti ne jab se aap k bare mai muje bataya hai tab se soch rahi thi aap ka ye kesa hoga.

Ab priya boli muje bhabhi nahi priya bolo to mai bola thik hai or bola kya priya tum muje kiss nahi karoge kya to boli rahul mai to puri aap ki hu or mere hoto par hot rek kar kiss karne lagi hamara bada long smooch chla last mai priya ne jan buch kar muje kat liya hoto par ek mitha sa dard hu tab priya boli jyada to nahi dard ho raha to mai bola nahi wo boli ab chale to mai bola ese nahi or priya ki nighty uteri usne ander kuch nahi pehna tha ek dam dhud mall dubli patli avg boobs bus ye tha usko jaga tight pakdo waha se lal tamater ho jati thi .

Mai bola priya wowwwwwwwwwwww yar tum kitna sunder fig. Hai mai ne tumko kabhi dhyan se deka nahi .nahi to tum par try jarur marta to wo sharmate hue boli hatttttttttttt or gand matkate hue bedroom ki tarf jane lagi to mai ne uska hat pakda or bola kaha chali jaan or godi mai utha kar bedroom mai le gaya or wahi bed par gira diya or upper aa kar uske boobs ko maslte hue chusne laga wo puri masti mai thi or upper ho kar pure boobs mere muh mai ghusa rahi thi.sacchi mai priya k boobs mast the yare k to wo gori or upper se uske brown nippels maja aa gaya .

Ab mai uski puri body ko kiss kiya or bina balo wali gori chut ko bhi or apne hoto se uske dane ko kat liya jis se wo exicted ho gayi or mera sir chut par daba diya mai ne bhi kasar nahi chodi or acche se chut chat le .

Ab wohh thoda relx thi or muje apne pas lita kar boli ab muje moka do or mere boxer utar diye or mere land ko dek kar boli ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh means trapti sacchi bolti thi itna bada hai or usko hilane lagi or mere land k top ko muhhh mai liya or chusne lagi muje to maja aa he raha tha but priya thi ki use or majedar bana rahi thi land par thuk kar pura chat jati fir mere goliyo ko lollipop ki tarh chusti mere muhhh se ahhhhhhhh nikl jati mai ne priya se puch yar tum kitna mast chusti ho to bolti hai Deepak pehle ye sab bahut karte the but ab naa jane kya ho gaya hai. To mai bolo abhi usko chodo or maje karo yarrrrrrrrr .to priya boli wahi to karugi ab bade dino bad or muje bed par lita kar mere upper aa gayi or muje kisss karne lagi mai man mai soch raha tha Deepak k bare mai sale tuje itna bhi time nahi itni mst wife ko chodne ka.

Tabhi priya mere land ko chut par set kar k pura jor laga kar bet to gayi but is se uski halt bigd gayi or wo apni awaj ko dabate hue mere upper gir gayi par muje tight chut ka mja mil raha tha s mai to ruka nahi or niche se use stroke marne laga thode der mai priya ko mja aane laga or fir kyat ha taal se taal mili or lag gaye dono ek dusre ko khush karne mai priya thodi thk gayi thi mere upper kud kar to wo ruki to mai use maje lene k liye bola bas itna he dam tha to boli rahul mai ne to apna dam dika diya ab dekti hu aap mai kitna hai muje bhi josh or bola priya ab dek mera dam or usko niche patak kar ek shot mai pura ander gusa diya or tej tej strok marne laga or priya eyes close kar k mere troke ka maja le rahi thi or apne nakhun chuba kar or exict kar rahi thi karib aadhe ghante usko choda or us se pucha dek liya dam to mere maje lete hue boli bas itna he tha muje thoda gussa aa gaya or mai ne badle ki sochi or utha to boli gusaa kyo karte ho mjak kar rahi thi.

To mai bola jaan gusaa thode na hu ruko or land par thoda tel laga liya or bola kutiya ban jaa to boli kya kar rahe ho mai ne bola abhi to dko or maje karo usne mere bat mani or mai piche aa kar chut par land ko set karte karte gand par le gaya or ek stroke mara mera top ander fas sa gaya tha or priya chik padi nikalooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo plzzzzzzzzz ass mai nahi to mai bola ruko thodi der sab thik ho jayegaa to boli mere jaan jaaa rahi hai or hilne lagi muje laga sara maja kharab ho jaye gaaaaa to bola ruko nikalta hu or jor se ek jatka or mara aadhe upper tk ander chla gaya but ab muje bhi dard ho raaha tha uski gand bahut tight thi priya ki to hawa he nikal gayi thi iske bad or boli kamineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rahulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll to mai bola or diao josh ab ruko maje bhi karwata hu thoda wait kiya or fir chalu hua to use bhi mja nane laga but ab mera niklne wala tha yar uski gand tight he itni thi ki kyaa karta or uski gand mai he der ho gaya .

Ór abb dono chipk kar let gaye jese he mail eta usne kiss k bahane mere neck par kat liya jor se bahut dard hua muje priya boli ye rahul aap ki saja hai is se bhi jyada dard hua muje jb aap ne mere ass mai ye babu dala to mai uske masum se harkt par apna dard bhul gaya or bola jaan abhi ruko ek bar or ander jane do ise fir chut ko bhul he jao ge .us rat ek bar or uski leee or subah mai ghar ko nikal gaya .ab kabhi moka dek kar sex kar leta tha usk sth .

Jan,2 2015
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