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चोदते वक्त

छूप छूप कर तेरी सारी तस्वीरें देखता हूँ,
बेशक तू खूबसूरत आज भी है,
पर चेहरे पर वो मुस्कान नही जो मै चोदते वक्त लाया करता था.

Mar,16 2016
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Ball Kara Diya

Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Lekin Taqdir To Dekho.
Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya

Mar,14 2016
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Biggest Sale

Santa parachute bech raha tha Airplane se koodo,
Batan dabao aur jameen par surakshit pahunch jao.
Grahak: Agar parachute nahin khula to.
Santa: To paise vaapis.

Mar,9 2016
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Mere Pale

Mar,9 2016
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मायके वालों को बीच

पत्नि : तुम हर बात में मेरे मायके वालों को बीच में लाते हो,
जो बोलना हो मुझे डायरेक्ट बात कीया करो ।
नितिन : देखो अब टीवी में कोईं खराबी आ जावे तो
कोई टीवी को थोड़े ही बोलता है ।गाली तो कंपनी वाले ही खाते है ना

Mar,9 2016
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I-Pil Khati Hai

Eclairs Aur i-Pil Me Kya Fark Hai,
Socho.Aur Socho.
Choti Bachhi Eclairs Khaa Ke Masti Karti Hai Aur
Badi Bachhi Masti Karke I-Pil Khati Hai.

Mar,7 2016
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College Ka Kharcha

Mar,5 2016
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सारी रात बजी थी


Wife: मैं होली पर नहीं सजुंगी.
Husband : क्यों
Wife: जब करवाचौथ और दिवाली पर सजी थी,
तो सारी रात बजी थी.

Feb,27 2016
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Santa Ki Style

Santa Bike Se Ja Raha Tha,
Ladki Ko Dekh Achanak Gir Gaya. 
Ladki Oh My God Lagi To Nahi. 
Santa: Nah Nah Eh Ta Yaara Da Utran Da Style Hai.

Feb,18 2016
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Sex Education Ki Class

Teacher Ne Sex Education Ki Class Mein Ladkiyo Se Pucha.
Teacher : Kya Kisi Ko Pata Hai Ki Condom Ki Full Form Kya Hai
Chinki Huste Hue : Mam, Control On Natural Drops Of Men Is Called Condom
Bechari Teacher Chinki Ka Muh Dehti Rah Gayi

Feb,17 2016
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Maholla Chhad Jaye

Sardar : Mestiri ji, Bed Pakka Banana, 
Mere Bete Ko Bahu Par Chadna Hai
Mestri : Aisa Bed Banaunga Ki, 
Chahe Sara Maholla Chhad Jaye Kuch Nahi Hoga

 

Feb,15 2016
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Shanti Ke Saath

Pati: Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo Mai Shanti Ke Saath Rehna Chahta Hu.
Patni: Haa, Jaao Mai Bhi Umesh Ke Saath Rehna Chahti Hu.

Feb,6 2016
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Virus Nahi Gaya

EkBaar Bhagwan Ne Aadmi Ki Memory Clear Kar Dali..
Aur Poocha, Kuch Yaad Aa Raha Hai Kya,
Aadmi: Sirf Biwi Ka Naam.
Bhagwan Hasa Aur Bola.. Format Kiya Par Virus Nahi Gaya.

Feb,4 2016
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Setting

Feb,2 2016
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Be Confident

Be Confident. She Already Said yes. She Wants To Be There.

Jan,28 2016
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Ajj Ka Gayan

Jan,23 2016
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Paise Bachaoge

Kya Leke Aye They,
Kya Lekar Jaoge,
Mujhe SMS Na Karke,
Zalim Kitne Paise Bachaoge

Jan,21 2016
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Thakur Ka Kya

Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai
Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do
Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao
Apne Aap Tadap Tadap Kar Mar Jaayega lol

Jan,18 2016
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Do Baar Le Chuka

Gabbar: Yeh Fuddi Muze Dede Basanti
Basanti: Bhenchodea Gabbra,
Jab Se Mujhe Utha Kar Le Yaya Hai
Tab Se Do Baar Le Chuka Hota
Nacha Nacha Kar Halat Khab Kar Di Hai

Jan,16 2016
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Moh Maya Hai

Exams Ka Saya Hai,
Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai,
Duniya Wale Kehte Hain Ache Number Lo,
Par Inhe Kaun Samjhaye Yeh To Moh Maya Hai.

Jan,16 2016
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3 गुना बढ़ गयी

लेडी इन बस: आपका कुछ टच हो रहा है.
मन: ओह, वो मेरी सैलरी है पॉकेट में.
लेडी: ओये! तेरी सैलरी 4 मिनट्स में 3 गुना बढ़ गयी

Jan,14 2016
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Good Morning

Jan,11 2016
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Naubat Aati Ha

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Ha.

Jan,11 2016
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Achche Doctor Ko

Doctor: Ttum Abhi 2 Ganto Main Mar Jaanewaale Ho.
Kya Tumhaara Koi Aakhri Khwaaish Hai?
Patient: Haanji, Ek Achche Doctor Ko Consult Karna Hai

Jan,9 2016
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Phook Maari

Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
Aur Hum Sookh Gaye.

Jan,7 2016
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Phook Maari

Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
Aur Hum Sookh Gaye.

Jan,6 2016
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Funny Images

Jan,5 2016
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Wrong Number

Circuit: Bhai, Apun Ne Kal Sania Mirza Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Munna bhai: Arre Wah, Kya Kaha Usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu Wrong Number.

Jan,4 2016
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Happy New Year

Dec,31 2015
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Free Mein

Call Girl: Wanna Have Sex.
Santa: Haan, Lekin Tum Meri Biwi Ki Tarah Karogi Toh
Call Girl: Vo Kaise.
Santa: Free Mein.

Dec,29 2015
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The Men And Women

Dec,21 2015
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Exam Hall

In Exam Hall A Girl To Boy
Mujhe Bas Is Ans Ki Starting Bata Do Baki Main Likh Lungi.
Boy Ne Dhyan Se Idhar Udhar Dekha,Fir Dhire Se Bola- The

 

Dec,21 2015
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Ex Boyfriend

Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent.
Husband: Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Abbe gin ne to De.

Dec,18 2015
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Darwaja Hi Nahi

Tujhe Bhool Jaaane Ka Koi Iraada Toh Nahi Tha,
Tere Ilaava Kisi Se Bhi Koi Wada Toh Nahi Tha,
Tumhara Khayal Hi Dil Se Nikal Dete Shayad
Par Kambakhat Mere Dil Mein Koi Darwaja Hi Nahi Tha,

Dec,18 2015
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Intazar Bahut

BoyFriend : Intazar Bahut Bhari Cheej Hoti Hai
GirlFriend : Toh Kisi Aur Company Ki Ghari Le lo 

Dec,10 2015
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Thoko Thoko

That Awkward Moment,
When Sunny Leone Is On Stage
In Comedy Nights With Kapil
And Sidhu Paji Says Thoko Thoko

Dec,10 2015
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Unse Baat Hoti Hai

Sukun Milta Hai Jab Unse Baat Hoti Hai
Hazar Raaton Mein Wo Ek Raat Hoti Hai
Nigah Uthakar Jab Dekhte Hain Wo Meri Taraf
Mere Liye Wohi Pal Poori Kaaynat Hoti Hai.

Dec,9 2015
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Kiss You

Boyfriend : I Want To Kiss You .
Girlfriend : Nahi Main Pregnant Ho Jaungi.
Boyfriend : Kiss Se Pregnant Aaj Tak Koi Hua Hai Pagli
Girlfriend : Kyon Ki Jab M Ek Bar Shuru Ho Jati
Hun Toh Mei Apne Aap Ki Bhi Nhi Sunti .

Dec,8 2015
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Mere Papa Ne

Mere Papa Ne Mujhe Nai Bike Di hai
Wah Wah
Mere Papa Ne Mujhe Nai Bike Di Hai
ACP Ne Kaha Pakad Lo Yehi Khuni Hai

Dec,5 2015
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Eat Different Foods Every Day

You need over 40 different nutrients every day for good health.
Since there is no single food that contains them all,
It is important to balance your daily choices.
In fact there are no good or bad foods,
so you do not need to miss out on the foods you enjoy.
The best way to make sure you get the right balance,
Is to eat a wide variety of foods each day.

 

Dec,3 2015
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Wapas Aaunga

Dad: 2 saal baad ghar kyun wapas aaya?
Me: Maine bola tha Kuch ban ke wapas aaunga.
Dad: Kya bana?
Me: Baap.

Dec,3 2015
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Chaku Se Infection

Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye.
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.

Nov,26 2015
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Raani Naam Ki Wife

Sumona: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya,
Ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai?
Bittoo: Bataya to tha tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga.

Nov,25 2015
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Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi

Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha.
Dost: Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?
Pathan Khush Hote Hue: Amma Kya Bataye,
Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari.

Nov,25 2015
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Mann Ka Vaham

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo..
Gori ho, Lambi ho, Sundar ho, Inteligent ho,
Pati ko samjhe Aur kabhi jhagda na kare?
Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham.

Nov,24 2015
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Pyaar Mein

Pyaar dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,
Har dil mohabbat ke qabil nahi hota,
Rota wo bhi hai jo dooba hai pyaar mein,
Or rota wo bhi hai jise pyaar hasil nahi hota.

Nov,20 2015
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Shake Hand

Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.

Nov,19 2015
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Smile Slowly

If you are looking at someone but not talking to them,
Try letting a slow smile spread over your face instead of breaking into an insta grin.
Slow languid smiles are generally considered sexy.

Nov,19 2015
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Mat Sharmaiye

Ladkiyon Se Kabhi Mat Sharmaiye,
Maximum Ladki Sharmile Ladko Ko Pasand Nahi Karti Hai,
Issliye Hamesha Frankly Unse Mile.

Nov,19 2015
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During Shooting

A porn film director during shooting.
LIGHTS
CAMERA
SOUND
AND
Chod bhen ki laudi ko.

Nov,19 2015
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