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Khoobsurat Lage

jab bhi aap unse milein to koshish karein ki aap,
Itni khoobsurat lag rahi hain ki wo aapko complement dena na bhulein.

Nov,17 2015
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Tumhe Manga Hai

Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai.
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai.

Nov,17 2015
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Category

Girl and boy hotel ke room mein sex karne ke baad lete hue the.
Ladki: Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai.
Ladka khush hokar bola: Achcha.
Ladki: Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai.

Nov,17 2015
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Bhure Ham Bhi

Hasin Tom Ho To Bhure Ham Bhi
Nahi, Mahalo Me Tum Ho
To Sarko Pe Ham Bhi Nahi,
Payar Kar Ke Kaihti Ho Shadi
Suda Hu Kan Khol,
Ke Sun Lo Kaware Ham Bhi Nahi.

Nov,16 2015
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Bhure Ham Bhi

Hasin Tom Ho To Bhure Ham Bhi
Nahi, Mahalo Me Tum Ho
To Sarko Pe Ham Bhi Nahi,
Payar Kar Ke Kaihti Ho Shadi
Suda Hu Kan Khol,
Ke Sun Lo Kaware Ham Bhi Nahi.

Nov,16 2015
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Emotional Ladkiyan

Ladkiyan Bahut Emotional Hoti Hai Isliye Unki Emotion Ki Hamesha Sammaan Kare.

Nov,10 2015
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Dil To Bachha Hai

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga,
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi.
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.

Nov,9 2015
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Small Get Together

Son: Papa kal school main
Ek small get together hai chaloge?
Father: Small get together kya hota hai?
Son: Only you me and principal.
Died Laughing.

Nov,9 2015
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Unki Emotion

Ladkiyan Bahut Emotional Hoti Hai
Isliye Unki Emotion Ki Hamesha Sammaan Kare.

Nov,9 2015
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Kaam wali shanti.

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao. Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, Raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

Nov,6 2015
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For Girls

Ajib hai nakhre tere,
Ajib hai tera style.
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein hai mobile.

Nov,5 2015
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Eating

Khana khane ke foran bad hi Sex na kare.
After eating some time bad hi Sambhog karein.

Nov,4 2015
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Be honest

Be honest from the start.
Trust can be incredibly hard to regain once it is broken.
Instead of risking being caught in a lie,
Just be honest from the get go.

Nov,4 2015
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1 Me 2

Math Teacher: 1 Me 2 Daaley Toh Kya Hota Hai?
Girl: Miss Ye To Aapka Hi Hausla Hai,
Humari To 1 Se Hi Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai.

Nov,4 2015
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Display Selected Friends

By default, the friends that display in the Friends pane on your Profile page are randomly rotated.
If you want to decide who displays here, click the pencil Edit icon at the top of the Friends pane.
Then in the Edit Box that displays, select how many friends you want to display
And then type in all of their names in the Always show these friends field.

Nov,3 2015
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Attribute Of The Strong

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

Nov,3 2015
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Such Thing

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself,
Because it is not there. There is no such thing.

 

Nov,3 2015
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Kaise Dekhi Jyotish Ne Pappu Ki Kundli

Pappu ek Jyotish ke paas Kundli dikhane gya.
Jyotish: Tera Naam Pappu hai?
Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 Ladki & 1 Ladka hai?
Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hai?
Pappu: Haa, Baba Tum to antaryami ho.
Jyotish: Agl.

Nov,3 2015
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Frustrated Rajnikant

Kuch to Rehem karo kamino.
Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai.
To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai.

Nov,3 2015
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BOOBS Choos Lo

KAASH Asi G.F. Miley Jo Kahey,
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarha,
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarah,
Aao Mere BOOBS Choos Lo Dashehri AAM Ki Tarha.

Nov,2 2015
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Khula Aakash

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.
Ye haseen vaadiyan,
Aur khula khula akaash.
MY GOD Abhijit,
Ek aur laash.

Oct,29 2015
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Mohabbat Ki Misal Main

Mohabbat Ki Misal Main..
Bus Itna Hi Kahun Ga,
Be-Misaal Saza Hai..
Kisi Be-Gunahon K Liye.!

Oct,27 2015
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Kiss You

Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.

Oct,27 2015
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18 Saal

Jailer: Faansi se pehle kisse miloge?
Boy: Girlfriend Se
Jailer: Maa Baap se nahi
Boy: Maa Baap to agla janam lete hi mil jyenge
Girlfried ke liye sala phir 18 saal wait karna padega.

Oct,25 2015
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Mard

Husband: Darling Tumhara kabhi Dil nahi Chahta ke Tum Mard hoti.
WiFE: Kyun Aaj Tumhara Gaand Marwane ka Mann kar raha hai kya.

Oct,21 2015
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Machhar Se Sorry

Teacher: Agar raat me machhar aapko kaate to kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Chup Chap khujakar so Jana Chahiye, kyuki aap Rajnikant to ho nahi jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge.

Oct,20 2015
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Biwi Ke Tukde

Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola: Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi.
Bhai ch*t idhar fekna.

Oct,19 2015
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Hasimazaak Sarabi Joke

Oct,13 2015
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Dudh

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.
Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
Pati: Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?
Biwi Sharmate Hue: Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena.

Oct,12 2015
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LAL GAAL

Sukhe patto se pyar kr lenge,
Jhuth pe b aietbar kr lenge,
Zara 1bar keh kr to dekho k,
AP hmare dost nhi ho,
Esa thappad mrenge k GAAL LAL kr denge.

Oct,9 2015
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Vaada

Zindagi Nu Pyaar Assi Tere To Jyada Nahi Karde,
Kise Hor Te Aitbar Assi Tere To Jyada Nahi Karde,
Tu Jee Sake Mere Bin Eh Ta Changi Gall Hai Sajjna,
Par Assi Jee Lavange Tere Bin Eh Vaada Nahi Karde.

Oct,9 2015
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2G Biwi

Biwi ko samjhna matlab: 32 GB ka koi ek Video,
2G network par download karna.
Aur 31.95 GB download hone ke baad.
Aakhir mein error dikhnaa.
Means Impossible.

Oct,7 2015
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तस्वीर

अंदाज ऐ प्यार तुम्हारी एक अदा है.
दूर हो हमसे तुम्हारी खता है.
दिल में बसी है एक प्यारी सी तस्वीर तुम्हारी.
जिस के नीचे आई मिस यू लिखा है.

Oct,5 2015
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Samajhdar

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar.
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND.

Oct,3 2015
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Devdas

Devdas ki beevie hai Paro,
Wah wah wah wah,
Devdas ki beevie hai Paro,
Acp ne Daya se kha is ilake ka chapa chapa chan maro.

Oct,3 2015
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भूत प्रेत

पति वह प्राणी है जो,
भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे,
मगर,
पत्नी की 4 missed call,
खौफ पैदा करने के लिए काफी है.

Oct,1 2015
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शराबी मच्छर

राम: क्या तुम्हें रात में मच्छर परेशान नहीं करते?
श्याम: कतई नहीं.
राम: वो भला कैसे? मुझे तो रात में मच्छर बहुत परेशान करते हैं.
श्याम: रात को शराब पीकर जब मैं बिस्तर पर लेटता हूं तो मच्छर मुझे घेर लेते हैं. पहले तो नशे की हालत में मुझे उनके काटने का पता ही नहीं चलता और जब मैं होश में आता हूं, तब तक वे नशे में धुत हो चुके होते हैं.

Sep,29 2015
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बाथरुम में भगवान

टीचर: भगवान कहाँ हैं?
संता: हमारे बाथरूम में.
टीचर: तुम्हें कैसे पता?
संता: मेरे पापा रोज सुबह बाथरूम का दरवाजा पीटते हुए कहते हैं, हे भगवान तुम अब तक अंदर हो.

Sep,29 2015
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Your CV

Anything written on your CV could be discussed at an interview and a fabrication about your work or education record could damage your reputation in the long run.

Sep,28 2015
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डार्लिन

एक लड़की पार्क में बेंच पे बैठी थी,
भिखारी: और डार्लिन कैसी हो?
लड़की: तुम्हारी हिम्मत कैसे हुई
मुझे डार्लिंग कहने की,
भिखारी: मैडम आप मेरे बेड पे बैठी हो,
अब डार्लिंग ना बोलूं तो क्या बोलूं.

Sep,24 2015
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Ladies First

2 Premiyon Ne Pahadi Se Kood Kar Aatam-Hatya Karne Ka Faisla Liya.
Ladka Pahle Kood Gaya,
Lekin Ladki Nahi Koodi,
Bas Phir Usi Din Se Ek Nayi Kahavat Shuru Hui Ladies First.

Sep,21 2015
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Sun Shine

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Sep,14 2015
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Officers

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye,
LIFE ON MOON,
LIFE ON MOON,
Baad Me pata chala,
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha,
tha.

Sep,14 2015
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Cover Karo

Tujh mei Rab dikhata hai, Yaara mai kya karu.
Tujh mei Rab Dikhata hai, Yaara mai Kya karu.
ACP Pradyumn: Jaldi cover karo, akele mai kitano se Ladu?

Sep,11 2015
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ASSIGNMENT

College life,
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time,
Oye Ye kya likha hai?
Jo word samajh aa raha haiwo likh,
jo nai aaraha uska aisa hi design bana de.

Sep,9 2015
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Live Concert

Boy: Tum Gana Bohot Acha Gati Ho,
Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathroom Singer.
Boy: To Bulao Na Kabi Apne Live Concert Pay.

Sep,8 2015
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Funny Begger

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

Sep,7 2015
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Totally Mad

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Sep,1 2015
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Romantic Person

Always try to appreciate her looks and her dressing sense even wen she isnt lookin gud this will make her feel more comfortable with u juz let her know that u r da most romantic person and she will die for u. 

Aug,24 2015
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Dhadakta Dil

Dost Zindgi ka Chand hota hai,
Dil ki Zami ka AAsman hota hai,
Badnasib wo hota hai jinka koi dost nahi,
Qki dost to dhadakte dil ki jaan hota hai.

Aug,20 2015
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