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That Awkward Moment,
When Sunny Leone Is On Stage
In Comedy Nights With Kapil
And Sidhu Paji Says Thoko Thoko
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Sukun Milta Hai Jab Unse Baat Hoti Hai
Hazar Raaton Mein Wo Ek Raat Hoti Hai
Nigah Uthakar Jab Dekhte Hain Wo Meri Taraf
Mere Liye Wohi Pal Poori Kaaynat Hoti Hai.
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Boyfriend : I Want To Kiss You .
Girlfriend : Nahi Main Pregnant Ho Jaungi.
Boyfriend : Kiss Se Pregnant Aaj Tak Koi Hua Hai Pagli
Girlfriend : Kyon Ki Jab M Ek Bar Shuru Ho Jati
Hun Toh Mei Apne Aap Ki Bhi Nhi Sunti .
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You need over 40 different nutrients every day for good health.
Since there is no single food that contains them all,
It is important to balance your daily choices.
In fact there are no good or bad foods,
so you do not need to miss out on the foods you enjoy.
The best way to make sure you get the right balance,
Is to eat a wide variety of foods each day.
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Dad: 2 saal baad ghar kyun wapas aaya?
Me: Maine bola tha Kuch ban ke wapas aaunga.
Dad: Kya bana?
Me: Baap.
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Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye.
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.
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Sumona: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya,
Ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai?
Bittoo: Bataya to tha tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga.
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Pyaar dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,
Har dil mohabbat ke qabil nahi hota,
Rota wo bhi hai jo dooba hai pyaar mein,
Or rota wo bhi hai jise pyaar hasil nahi hota.
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Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.
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If you are looking at someone but not talking to them,
Try letting a slow smile spread over your face instead of breaking into an insta grin.
Slow languid smiles are generally considered sexy.
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Ladkiyon Se Kabhi Mat Sharmaiye,
Maximum Ladki Sharmile Ladko Ko Pasand Nahi Karti Hai,
Issliye Hamesha Frankly Unse Mile.
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jab bhi aap unse milein to koshish karein ki aap,
Itni khoobsurat lag rahi hain ki wo aapko complement dena na bhulein.
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Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai.
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai.
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Hasin Tom Ho To Bhure Ham Bhi
Nahi, Mahalo Me Tum Ho
To Sarko Pe Ham Bhi Nahi,
Payar Kar Ke Kaihti Ho Shadi
Suda Hu Kan Khol,
Ke Sun Lo Kaware Ham Bhi Nahi.
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Hasin Tom Ho To Bhure Ham Bhi
Nahi, Mahalo Me Tum Ho
To Sarko Pe Ham Bhi Nahi,
Payar Kar Ke Kaihti Ho Shadi
Suda Hu Kan Khol,
Ke Sun Lo Kaware Ham Bhi Nahi.
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Ladkiyan Bahut Emotional Hoti Hai Isliye Unki Emotion Ki Hamesha Sammaan Kare.
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1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga,
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi.
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.
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Son: Papa kal school main
Ek small get together hai chaloge?
Father: Small get together kya hota hai?
Son: Only you me and principal.
Died Laughing.
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Ladkiyan Bahut Emotional Hoti Hai
Isliye Unki Emotion Ki Hamesha Sammaan Kare.
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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao. Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, Raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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Ajib hai nakhre tere,
Ajib hai tera style.
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein hai mobile.
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Khana khane ke foran bad hi Sex na kare.
After eating some time bad hi Sambhog karein.
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Be honest from the start.
Trust can be incredibly hard to regain once it is broken.
Instead of risking being caught in a lie,
Just be honest from the get go.
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By default, the friends that display in the Friends pane on your Profile page are randomly rotated.
If you want to decide who displays here, click the pencil Edit icon at the top of the Friends pane.
Then in the Edit Box that displays, select how many friends you want to display
And then type in all of their names in the Always show these friends field.
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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
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God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself,
Because it is not there. There is no such thing.
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Pappu ek Jyotish ke paas Kundli dikhane gya.
Jyotish: Tera Naam Pappu hai?
Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 Ladki & 1 Ladka hai?
Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hai?
Pappu: Haa, Baba Tum to antaryami ho.
Jyotish: Agl.
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Kuch to Rehem karo kamino.
Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai.
To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai.
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Mohabbat Ki Misal Main..
Bus Itna Hi Kahun Ga,
Be-Misaal Saza Hai..
Kisi Be-Gunahon K Liye.!
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Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.
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Jailer: Faansi se pehle kisse miloge?
Boy: Girlfriend Se
Jailer: Maa Baap se nahi
Boy: Maa Baap to agla janam lete hi mil jyenge
Girlfried ke liye sala phir 18 saal wait karna padega.
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Teacher: Agar raat me machhar aapko kaate to kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Chup Chap khujakar so Jana Chahiye, kyuki aap Rajnikant to ho nahi jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge.
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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.
Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
Pati: Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?
Biwi Sharmate Hue: Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena.
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Sukhe patto se pyar kr lenge,
Jhuth pe b aietbar kr lenge,
Zara 1bar keh kr to dekho k,
AP hmare dost nhi ho,
Esa thappad mrenge k GAAL LAL kr denge.
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Zindagi Nu Pyaar Assi Tere To Jyada Nahi Karde,
Kise Hor Te Aitbar Assi Tere To Jyada Nahi Karde,
Tu Jee Sake Mere Bin Eh Ta Changi Gall Hai Sajjna,
Par Assi Jee Lavange Tere Bin Eh Vaada Nahi Karde.
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अंदाज ऐ प्यार तुम्हारी एक अदा है.
दूर हो हमसे तुम्हारी खता है.
दिल में बसी है एक प्यारी सी तस्वीर तुम्हारी.
जिस के नीचे आई मिस यू लिखा है.
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Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar.
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND.
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टीचर: भगवान कहाँ हैं?
संता: हमारे बाथरूम में.
टीचर: तुम्हें कैसे पता?
संता: मेरे पापा रोज सुबह बाथरूम का दरवाजा पीटते हुए कहते हैं, हे भगवान तुम अब तक अंदर हो.
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Anything written on your CV could be discussed at an interview and a fabrication about your work or education record could damage your reputation in the long run.
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एक लड़की पार्क में बेंच पे बैठी थी,
भिखारी: और डार्लिन कैसी हो?
लड़की: तुम्हारी हिम्मत कैसे हुई
मुझे डार्लिंग कहने की,
भिखारी: मैडम आप मेरे बेड पे बैठी हो,
अब डार्लिंग ना बोलूं तो क्या बोलूं.
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2 Premiyon Ne Pahadi Se Kood Kar Aatam-Hatya Karne Ka Faisla Liya.
Ladka Pahle Kood Gaya,
Lekin Ladki Nahi Koodi,
Bas Phir Usi Din Se Ek Nayi Kahavat Shuru Hui Ladies First.
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We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye,
LIFE ON MOON,
LIFE ON MOON,
Baad Me pata chala,
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha,
tha.
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College life,
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time,
Oye Ye kya likha hai?
Jo word samajh aa raha haiwo likh,
jo nai aaraha uska aisa hi design bana de.
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Boy: Tum Gana Bohot Acha Gati Ho,
Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathroom Singer.
Boy: To Bulao Na Kabi Apne Live Concert Pay.
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Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
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I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
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Always try to appreciate her looks and her dressing sense even wen she isnt lookin gud this will make her feel more comfortable with u juz let her know that u r da most romantic person and she will die for u.
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Dost Zindgi ka Chand hota hai,
Dil ki Zami ka AAsman hota hai,
Badnasib wo hota hai jinka koi dost nahi,
Qki dost to dhadakte dil ki jaan hota hai.
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