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Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
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Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
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Santa: Yaar main soch raha hoon.. shaadi kar lun
Banta: Abe pagla gaya hai kya? Ghar se kyun haath dhona chahta hai…
santa: Abe shaadi kar raha hoon, isme ghar jaane se kya matlab..
Banta: Abe biwi ghar bech degi!
Santa: Tu pagal ho gaya hai, wo ghar kyun baichegi?
Santa: Dekh, Phoolwali phool bechti hai, Sabziwali sabzi bechti hai to… gharwali ghar nahin bechegi? ;-) … hahaha :-D
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Shuntu: abe, saale tu kuchh karta nahi, dekh deewarein kitni gandi ho gayi, Ja paint lekar aa, paint karna hai deewaro par
Bantu: ohh, paint karna hai
Shuntu: haan, paint karna hai, jaa lekar aa
(Chhote push ups karne lagta hai)
Bantu: abe tu yeh push ups kyun kar raha hai
Shuntu: mehnat kar raha hoon
Bantu: abe to mehnat kyun kar raha hai
Shuntu: abe mehnat hi to rang (paint) laayegi na… hahaha :-D
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Santa: Bade ye le badam kha…
Banta: Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…
Santa: Lena isse general knowledge badti hain
Banta: acha…thnkx
Santa: Acha tujhe pata hain…
Banta: Please yaar…
Santa: Are sunto
Banta: suna
Santa: Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hai.
Banta: Kya baat kar raha hain…kyun?
Santa: Tune wo gana nahi suna… ”jab dil hi toot gaya, hum G.K kya karenge”… hahaha :-D :-P
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Santa: kya be, tu udaas lag raha hai?
Banta: haan yaar
Santa: but main bada khush hoon
Banta: tu itna khush kyun hai?
Santa: Main gaaon gaya tha na, waha mujhe
cyclone mila :-)
Banta: Abe tujhe cyclone mila to tu khush ho raha hai.. pagal hai kya?
Santa: Haan, tujhe cyclone milta to tu khush nahi hota?
Banta: nahi , dimaag kharab hai tera, mujhe nahi chahiye cyclone
Santa: Abe ‘Cycle Loan’ nahi milega to cycle kaise khareedega.. hahaha :-P :-D
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Santa: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend se milunga
Banta: Kya baat kar raha hai, teri bhi girl friend hai !
Santa: Haan, Aur mujhe shaam ko badminton court jaana hai.
Banta: Badminton court kyun?
Santa: Waha net hota hai na… isiliye
Banta: Abe net ka kya karega…
Santa: Girl firend se milunga na, usne bola tha, aaj shaam ko 4 baje Net pe milte hain… hahaha
Banta: Bakwas band kar!
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Santa: Sun Banta
Banta: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…
Santa: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe
Banta: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai
Santa: Tu jhooth bola raha hai
Banta: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai
Santa: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha
Banta: Bakwas Band Kar!
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Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta:
So Simple Yaar..
“Naag Do Not Punch Me”
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Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta:
So Simple Yaar..
“Naag Do Not Punch Me”
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A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,
How Is It That
Your Name Is Gates But
You Are Selling WINDOWS!
Gates Shocked!
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Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English
Santa:
Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!
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Tweet
Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…
Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…
Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…
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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
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Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena.
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Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
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Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!.
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Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.
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SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?
BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.
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Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .
Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .
Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...
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Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
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Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.
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Train me Warning likhi thi.....
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Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
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santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???
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Santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!
Same as above
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Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING
2.DRIN KING.. . .
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Santa Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.
Ki
Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are wah Vo kaise?
sardar- Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.
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Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?
Classic Answer By Banta-
Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET...
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2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"
Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aya tha!!
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Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!
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Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.
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SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy
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SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
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Santa applied for the job of night security guard at the factory.
The boss looked him over carefully.
"The sort of person we need for this job," said the boss finally, "is tough fearless, aggressive, suspicious, distrustful, always on the lookout for trouble and constantly ready to flare into violence. Quite frankly, you don't seem to fit the bill.
"Oh. that is all right," explained Santa. "I HAVE ONLY COME TO APPLY FOR THE JOB ON BEHALF OF MY WIFE."
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Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na...
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