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Ye Sookha Andar Jata Hai,
Aur,Gila Bahar Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Ho Jata Hai,
Jab Ye Andar Rahta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye Yaaro,
Isko Lipton Tea Bag Kehtey Hai.
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Chahe tum kitne hi bade dhokebaaz kyun na ho, kintu facebook mein ladki se dosti hote hi usse aise baatein karo jaise tum is duniya ke sabse shareef insaan ho. Aur tum hi uske sapho ke rajkumar ho.
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India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.
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Which is the small est moon?
Ans: Jamoon.
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When some one loves you,
You don’t realize it,
When you realize it, its too late,
You always love the one who leaves you,
And leave the one who loves you.
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Biwi : Mera Maanna Hai Shadi Ek Lotery Hai
Pati- Mai Nahi Maanta
Biwi- Kyun?
pati- Lotery Me Dobaara Kismat Azmaane ka Mauka Jo Milta Hai.
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It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
We know what we are, but not what we may be
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Palak: Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon,
Mera rang pad jata hai kala.
kapil: Shareer ladki ka muh halwai wala.
Palak: Panghat pe naache, nache re nache madhubala.
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Jailor: Tum kis Jurm Me Aye Ho?
Sants: Kuch Khas Bat Nahi, Bharat Sarkar Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha
Jilor: Kis Bat Ka?
Santa: Note Chhapne ka
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Saas (Bahu Se): Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 2-2 Aankhe Di. Chawal Me Se 2-4 Pathhar Nahi Nikal Sakti Kya.
Bahu: Very Funny! Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 32 Daant Diye 2-4 Pathhar Bhi Nahi Chaba Sakti ?
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Faith makes all things possible.
Love makes all things easy,
Hopes makes all things work,
But ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
Luv & hope in me.
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Dhoop tez hai paas saya b nhi,
Dard aisa hai k rona aaya b nhi,
Tere siva maine kisi ko apna mana hi nhi,
Q k tere jaisa dost rab ne banaya hi nhi.
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Asman Ko Nind Aaye To Sulaye Kaha,
Zameen Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaye Kaha,
Samundar Me Tufaan Aaye To Chupaye Kaha,
Tuhi Bata Teri Yaad Aaye To Hum Jaye Kaha.
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Grammar Teacher Pada Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Se Puchha: Sunil Daaru Nahi Peeta Hai,
Is Sentence Main Sunil Kya Hai?
Santa: Madam Ji Sunil Ch_t_ya Hai.
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School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition.
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission.
Phir bhi ap chle aaye without permission.
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Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.
School k bahar 1 Cow Road,
pe ghum rhi thi.
PAPPU : Sir Baahar Aapki.
Mummy Awara saando k sath Ghoom Rahi hai.
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai: Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon?
Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai,
To ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga,
Uss mein dekh le,
Humse kya poochhti hai Bhootni kahi ki.
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Be the kind of guy that doesn’t ignore her
When you’re with your friends.
Hold her tighter and kiss her a little bit harder,
just to make them jealous. !
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What will happen if u sleep at night?
Most probably u will not sleep in daytime.
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Docter: Tum Roj Yahan Khade Hokar Auraton Ko Kyu Ghurte Ho?
Man: Aapko dikhta Nahi Yaha likha Hai Aurato Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 10 Se 12 Aapne hi To Likha Hai.
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A good friend is like a computer.
Me enter ur life,
Save u in my heart,
Format ur problems,
Shift u 2 opportunities &,
Never delete u from my memory.
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Ham Se Koi Gila Ho Jaaye Toh Sorry,
Aapko Yaad Na Kar Paye Toh Sorry,
Waise Dil Se Aapko Bhulenge Nahi,
Par Hamari Dhadkan Hi Ruk Jaye Toh Sorry.
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Girls 2 Types Ki Hoti Hai
1st Boring Girls – Jo Dhup Mein Bhi Chhatri Leke Chalti Hai.
2nd Bindas Girl – Jo Baarish Mein Bhi White Dress Pahnti Hai, Aur Chattri Jan Bhuj Ke Ghar Bhul Jati Hai.
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2Do Pal Ki Zindgani Yahi Bit Jayegi,
Har Kali Raat Ke Baad Nayi Subah Aayegi,
Agar Khas Logo Ki Yaad Satayegi To,
Kasam Se Apki Yaad Sabse Pahle Aayegi.
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Dil k mahman ban jao
Ankho k arman ban jao
Honto ki muskan ban jao.
Oh Aap Ho,
I am sorry yaar:
Tum to bas: Insaan Ban Jao.!
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Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet,
all ladies suddenly stand up!
Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai,
Betho Betho, Khaday mut ho.
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband
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Jab bhi usse milo to sharmaana bilkul mat. Ladkiyon ko sharmeele ladke bilkul bhi pasand nahi aate. Hamesha uska haath pakad kar, aankhon mein aankhen daalkar hi baat kiya karo. Pet mein titliyan ud rahi ho fir bhi ekdum vishwaas se khade rehna.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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Smile: value to our face
Love: value for our heart
Respect: value to our behaviour
Study: value to our future
Friend: value to our life
Have a good day
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Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions ?
Why am I doing it?
What the results might be and Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions,
Go ahead....
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May you Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill.
And may the year ahead be full of contentment and Joy
Merry christmas
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Sad love story from a boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-chur ho gaye
Jab pehli baar wo ghar aayi or mummy boli Jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao.
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D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..
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Woh dil de hum jaan de aur ho jaye apna pyar
Woh muskan de hum hasi de aur saj jaye apna sansar
Woh sapne sajaye hum haquikat banaye aur pyar ki ude leher
Aur ye pyar badta rahe har shaam har seher.
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Teddies hote hain bade pyaare
Twitties bhi kam nahin hain nyaare
Barbie Doll ka toh kya kehna
Unke bin toh ab ek pal aur na rehna.
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This can be hard when times are tough, but it’s possible. Look for the solution instead of focusing on the problem. Stay positive.
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Kisi roj yaad na kar pau to khudgarj na samjh lena,
Darasl choti si iss umar mai presaniya bhut hai,
Main bhoola nhi hu kisi ko mere bahot achhe dost hai zmane me,
Bs thodi zindagi uljhi pdi hai do waqt ki roti kmane me.
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Oh yes, it’s cheesy but true; looking at the tumultuous events of some people , it seems that after rejection that dont Give UP, you can do anything – try to work more on what you are bad at. No one is perfect at flirting the first time around. The more you flirt, the easier it’ll get.
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Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle
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Man: what you have prepared to eat today?
Wife: nothing
Man: but you did nothing yesterday
Wife : I made it for two days.
Wife: what you was doing today?
Man: nothing
Wife: Well, but you did nothing yesterday
Man: Haven't finished yet.
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Boy: Can you be be my sun of my life? Girl: YES, i would love to be! Boy: Okay then stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me! Boy: Can I Take Your Pic? Girl: Yes why not..!!Boy Takes A Picture and then He Says: Thank You Very Much, I Love To Collect The Images Of Natural Disasters..!!
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Dhokha Milta hain jab Pyar mein,
Zindagi mein Udasi chha jati hain,
Sochte hain Chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand Aa jati hain
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