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Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai
Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai
Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai
Are Balon Main.
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A good Teacher according to students is 1 who :
1. Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
2. Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
3. Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
4. Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
5. Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
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Kalam thi hath mai likhna sikhaya aapne,
Takat thi hath mai hosla dilaya aapne,
Manzil thi samne rasta dikhaya aapne,
Hum to sirf dost the, Aashiq banaya aapne.
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Raste the anjaan phir bhi hum talash mein unki nikal pade,
Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade,
Maloom chala woh kaun si thi dagar jispe hum the nikle,
Jab use patane ke chakkar mein hamein joote chappal pade.
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Hamesha ladke ko ladki se akh milakar baat karni chahia.
Isse unhe apki confidence ka pata chalta hai orh ek baar wo,
Jo baat akho se ho sakti hai wo baat kisi se nhi ho sakti.
Akhe bin kahe kafi kuch bol sakti hai jo jawan bhi nhi bol sakti.
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Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai.
Books hai, Notes hai, Time hai,
Aur dimag to itna hai ke,
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai.
Bas 1 hi bat ki kami hai Mood,
Salaa banta hi nahi.
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Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.
1 sal bad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya,
Magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu.
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Men who saw a photo of a woman against a red background perceived her as more attractive and sexier.
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Christmas is a season of great joy:
A time for remembering the past and hoping for the future.
May the glorious message of peace and love fill,
You with joy during this wonderful season.
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Dil se dil laga kar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo baha kar to dekho,
SMS to kiya call bhi karungi,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar to dekho.
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Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur.
Wife: Aur kya? tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?
Husband: Aur, Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
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Sukun milta hai jab unse baat hoti hai,
Hazar raaton mein wo ek raat hoti hai.
Nigah uthakar jab dekhte hain wo meri taraf,
Mere liye wohi pal poori kaaynat hoti hai.
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Skin type is most important during winter season.
If you have a dry skin, use a suitable lotion and
Apply all over your face gently before you apply make up.
Whereas for oily skin you just need to apply a little bit of it.
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Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
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Hakeekat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno mere dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.
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Hassled by the idea of removing a long lasting lipstick?
Try cleaning it with some sweet almond oil dabbed on a cotton ball.
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Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai,
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par,
Kyunki,
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti.
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,
Dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo.
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Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
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Advocate: Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
Husband: Pagal Ho Kya?
Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocat: Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija.
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja.
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NISHANT Ka LUND FACTURE Hone Pe Hospital Laya Gaya.
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua?
NISHANT: Me Uski ma chod Dunga Jisne Diwar Pe
NANGI LADKI Ki Tasvir Chipkai thi.
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Khushbu ki tarah meri har sans main,
Pyar apna basane ka wada karo.
Rang jitne tumhari mohabat ke hain,
Mere dil me sajane ka wada karo.
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Ek shaam aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Ek shaam jaati hai tumhari yaad dekar,
Par hume intezaar hai us shaam ka,
Jo aaye sirf tumhe saath lekar.
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Santa: Rasgulle hai. Dukandaar: Nahi. Santa: Dekh lunga. Dukandaar: Kya dekh lega? Santa: Dusri Dukan pe jakar dekh lunga.
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Santa jab exam dene gya to wo apne saath plumber ko bhi le gya. Kyun? Kyunki Santa ko khabar mili thi ki paper leak ho gaya hai.
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Dosti Mein Duriyaan Toh Aati Jaati Rehti Hain,
Fir Bhi Dosti Dilon Ko Milati Rehti Hain, Woh Dost Hi Kya Jo Naaraz Na Ho,
Par Sachchi Dosti Doston Ko Manati Rehti Hain
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Aapse yeh doori humse sahi nahi jati,
Juda hoke aapse humse raha nahi jata,
Ab toh waapas laut aayiye hamare paas,
Dil ka haal ab lafzon mein kaha nahi jata.
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Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Khaan Ko Angreji Sikhne Ka Boot Sawar Hua To English Sikhne Ke Baad Unhone Ek Sher Likha,
The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla From The Gali Of Mehbooba With Very Zor Shor,
The Mehbooba Jhaanki From The Door & Boli: Mar Gaya Haramkhor.
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Kapil wife: Ghar mein namak khatam ho gaya hai,
Khaane mein kya banau?
Kapil: Thoda toothpaste daal do, usme namak hai.
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Hum to tere dil ki mehfil sajane aye the,
Teri kasam tujhe apna banane aye the.
Kis baat ki saza di tune hum ko,
Bewafa hum to tere dard ko apnane aye the.
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu.
Munna: Kyun.
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.
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Kisi bhi ladki ka dil gahraai se jeetne ke liye uske future or present ki planing aur isme aane wali problem ko solve karne ke liye apne ko usmai involve karo.
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Abhi abhi toh mile ho,
Abhi na karo chootne ki baat.
Abhi abhi toh pasand aaye ho,
Abhi abhi rootne ki baat.
Abhi abhi toh roshni aayi,
Abhi na karo muh chupane ki baat.
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Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha.
Police: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa: Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police: Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai.
Santa: Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.
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Unth uncha, Unth ki peeth unchi. Unchi poonchh unth ki.
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I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
Answer: Alphabet 'C'.
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Betty Botter bought some butter.
But she said the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better.
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
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Rajinikanth asked 1 question 2 his teacher. & teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is color,
White is also color,
But y black & white TV is not color TV.
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Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.
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Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal in D World?
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Give up?
?
?
Wel its,
Zebra Coz its still in black and white.
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Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao.
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao.
Der na karo,
Foran bhai bahan ban jaao.
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Kitna bebas hain insaan kismat ke aage,
Har sapna tut jata hain hakikat ke aage,
Jisne kbhi duniya me haarna nahi sikha,
Wo bhi haar jata hai mohabbat ke aage.
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Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar Bola.
Santa: Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr.
Makkhi Nahi Udi.
Fir Bola.
Santa: Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja.
Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi.
Santa Sochte Hue: Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki, Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.
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Santa: Main Ek Ungali Se 8 Logo Ko Upar Pahuncha Sakta Hun.
Banta Hairani Se: Achhhaa, Wo Kaise?
Santa Muskurate Hue: Arrey Yaar, Main Lift Man Hun Na.
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