Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja.
NISHANT Ka LUND FACTURE Hone Pe Hospital Laya Gaya.
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua?
NISHANT: Me Uski ma chod Dunga Jisne Diwar Pe
NANGI LADKI Ki Tasvir Chipkai thi.
Khushbu ki tarah meri har sans main,
Pyar apna basane ka wada karo.
Rang jitne tumhari mohabat ke hain,
Mere dil me sajane ka wada karo.
Ek shaam aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Ek shaam jaati hai tumhari yaad dekar,
Par hume intezaar hai us shaam ka,
Jo aaye sirf tumhe saath lekar.
Santa: Rasgulle hai. Dukandaar: Nahi. Santa: Dekh lunga. Dukandaar: Kya dekh lega? Santa: Dusri Dukan pe jakar dekh lunga.
Santa jab exam dene gya to wo apne saath plumber ko bhi le gya. Kyun? Kyunki Santa ko khabar mili thi ki paper leak ho gaya hai.
Dosti Mein Duriyaan Toh Aati Jaati Rehti Hain,
Fir Bhi Dosti Dilon Ko Milati Rehti Hain, Woh Dost Hi Kya Jo Naaraz Na Ho,
Par Sachchi Dosti Doston Ko Manati Rehti Hain
Aapse yeh doori humse sahi nahi jati,
Juda hoke aapse humse raha nahi jata,
Ab toh waapas laut aayiye hamare paas,
Dil ka haal ab lafzon mein kaha nahi jata.
Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Khaan Ko Angreji Sikhne Ka Boot Sawar Hua To English Sikhne Ke Baad Unhone Ek Sher Likha,
The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla From The Gali Of Mehbooba With Very Zor Shor,
The Mehbooba Jhaanki From The Door & Boli: Mar Gaya Haramkhor.
Kapil wife: Ghar mein namak khatam ho gaya hai,
Khaane mein kya banau?
Kapil: Thoda toothpaste daal do, usme namak hai.
Hum to tere dil ki mehfil sajane aye the,
Teri kasam tujhe apna banane aye the.
Kis baat ki saza di tune hum ko,
Bewafa hum to tere dard ko apnane aye the.
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu.
Munna: Kyun.
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.
Kisi bhi ladki ka dil gahraai se jeetne ke liye uske future or present ki planing aur isme aane wali problem ko solve karne ke liye apne ko usmai involve karo.
Abhi abhi toh mile ho,
Abhi na karo chootne ki baat.
Abhi abhi toh pasand aaye ho,
Abhi abhi rootne ki baat.
Abhi abhi toh roshni aayi,
Abhi na karo muh chupane ki baat.
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha.
Police: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa: Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police: Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai.
Santa: Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.
I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
Answer: Alphabet 'C'.
Betty Botter bought some butter.
But she said the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better.
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Rajinikanth asked 1 question 2 his teacher. & teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is color,
White is also color,
But y black & white TV is not color TV.
Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal in D World?
?
Give up?
?
?
Wel its,
Zebra Coz its still in black and white.
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao.
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao.
Der na karo,
Foran bhai bahan ban jaao.
Kitna bebas hain insaan kismat ke aage,
Har sapna tut jata hain hakikat ke aage,
Jisne kbhi duniya me haarna nahi sikha,
Wo bhi haar jata hai mohabbat ke aage.
Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar Bola.
Santa: Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr.
Makkhi Nahi Udi.
Fir Bola.
Santa: Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja.
Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi.
Santa Sochte Hue: Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki, Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.
Santa: Main Ek Ungali Se 8 Logo Ko Upar Pahuncha Sakta Hun.
Banta Hairani Se: Achhhaa, Wo Kaise?
Santa Muskurate Hue: Arrey Yaar, Main Lift Man Hun Na.
Ye Sookha Andar Jata Hai,
Aur,Gila Bahar Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Ho Jata Hai,
Jab Ye Andar Rahta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye Yaaro,
Isko Lipton Tea Bag Kehtey Hai.
Chahe tum kitne hi bade dhokebaaz kyun na ho, kintu facebook mein ladki se dosti hote hi usse aise baatein karo jaise tum is duniya ke sabse shareef insaan ho. Aur tum hi uske sapho ke rajkumar ho.
When some one loves you,
You don’t realize it,
When you realize it, its too late,
You always love the one who leaves you,
And leave the one who loves you.
Biwi : Mera Maanna Hai Shadi Ek Lotery Hai
Pati- Mai Nahi Maanta
Biwi- Kyun?
pati- Lotery Me Dobaara Kismat Azmaane ka Mauka Jo Milta Hai.
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
We know what we are, but not what we may be
Palak: Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon,
Mera rang pad jata hai kala.
kapil: Shareer ladki ka muh halwai wala.
Palak: Panghat pe naache, nache re nache madhubala.
Jailor: Tum kis Jurm Me Aye Ho?
Sants: Kuch Khas Bat Nahi, Bharat Sarkar Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha
Jilor: Kis Bat Ka?
Santa: Note Chhapne ka
Saas (Bahu Se): Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 2-2 Aankhe Di. Chawal Me Se 2-4 Pathhar Nahi Nikal Sakti Kya.
Bahu: Very Funny! Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 32 Daant Diye 2-4 Pathhar Bhi Nahi Chaba Sakti ?
Faith makes all things possible.
Love makes all things easy,
Hopes makes all things work,
But ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
Luv & hope in me.
Dhoop tez hai paas saya b nhi,
Dard aisa hai k rona aaya b nhi,
Tere siva maine kisi ko apna mana hi nhi,
Q k tere jaisa dost rab ne banaya hi nhi.
Asman Ko Nind Aaye To Sulaye Kaha,
Zameen Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaye Kaha,
Samundar Me Tufaan Aaye To Chupaye Kaha,
Tuhi Bata Teri Yaad Aaye To Hum Jaye Kaha.
Grammar Teacher Pada Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Se Puchha: Sunil Daaru Nahi Peeta Hai,
Is Sentence Main Sunil Kya Hai?
Santa: Madam Ji Sunil Ch_t_ya Hai.
School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition.
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission.
Phir bhi ap chle aaye without permission.
Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.
School k bahar 1 Cow Road,
pe ghum rhi thi.
PAPPU : Sir Baahar Aapki.
Mummy Awara saando k sath Ghoom Rahi hai.
Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai: Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon?
Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai,
To ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga,
Uss mein dekh le,
Humse kya poochhti hai Bhootni kahi ki.