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दिलों में चाहत

कौन कहता है संवरने से बढ़ती है खूबसूरती
दिलों में चाहत हो तो चेहरे यूँ ही निखर आते है

Mar,15 2016
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खर्चा कौन करेगा

लड़की को पटाने में डर नहीं लगता साहब
डर तो बस इस बात से लगता है
कि कहीं वह पट गई तो खर्चा कौन करेगा

Mar,14 2016
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Sahi Nhi Kar Rahi.

Lady teacher : Mujhe Baccho Ki Shakal Se Pata Chal Jata Hai
Ki Unke Dimag Me Kya Chal Raha Hai..
Pappu : Kamaal Hai Madm Gai, Phir Bhi
Aap Apna Dupatta Sahi Nhi Kar Rahi.

Mar,11 2016
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Lipat Jata Hai

Only 16 Read This .
Naukrani : BiBiji, Apni Saree Wapas Le Lo
Lady : Kyun.
Naukrani : Jab Pehanti Hun To Sahab , Aap
Samajh Ke Dhyan Hi Nahi Dete,
Ulta Driver Pichhe Se Lipat Jata Hai

Mar,11 2016
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Jhulelaal Bhi Lete Aana

Ek Ladki Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli.
Ladki : Ek 28 Number Ki Bra Dena
Dukandar Ne Andar Apne Ek Naukar Ko Awaj Lagayi Aur Bola
Dukaandar : Chote, Ek Baalgopal Laana Tabhi Ek Aunty Aayi Aur Boli.
Aunty : Bhaiya, Mujhe 1 42 Number Bra Dena
Dukaandaar : Chotu, Sath Mein Ek Jhulelaal Bhi Lete Aana

Mar,11 2016
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मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ

रजनीकांत : हैलो, मैं रजनीकांत बोल रहा हूँ ,
लड़का : हां पता है बोलिए
रजनीकांत : तुझे कैसे पता की मैंने कॉल किया है.
लड़का : मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ था मेरा रजनीकांत कुछ भी कर सकता है बॉस

Mar,8 2016
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Pagli Fida Ho

Lalu : I Love You Iska Matlab Ka Hota Hai?
Sonia : Mai Tumse Pyar Karti Hu.
Lalu : Lo Kar Lo Baat.
Angreji Me Ek Sawal Kya Puch Liya,
Pagli Fida Ho Gayi Humpe.

Mar,7 2016
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Easily Set Ho Jayegi

Aap Unhe Hamesha Ye Kkahe Ki Wo Duniya Ki Sabse Beautiful Ladki Hai.
Wo Aap se Hamesha Hush Rahegi Aur Easily Set Ho Jayegi.

Mar,5 2016
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Baal Dhone Hai

Lady: Ek Shampoo Please.
Shopkeeper: Kya Dhona Hai?
Lady: Kya Matlab Kya Dhona hai, Baal Dhone Hai Aur Kya?
Shopkeeper : Head Ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh
HEAD & SHOULDERS Aur Panty Ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh PANTENE Lelo.
Lady: GARNIER De Madarchod. Gand ke Baal Dhone Hai

Mar,5 2016
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Pahunch Gai

Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ka Antim Sanskar Kar Ke,
Ghar Ja Raha Tha Ke Achanak Bijli, Chamki, Badal Garje,
Zor Se Barish Shuru Hoi,
Aadmi Bola Lagta Hai Pahunch Gai.

 

Mar,1 2016
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Panaah De Do

Meri Suban Ko Tum Roshni De Do,
Meri Shaamo Ko Tum Chandni De Do,
Maangta Hu Tumse Me Muje Panaah De Do.

Feb,29 2016
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Robot Film Kyu Banayi

Rajnikant Ne Robot Film Kyu Banayi.
Kyuki Wo Dikhana Chahta Tha Ke
Aurat Sirf Aadmi Ka Hi Nahi,
Machine Ka Bhi Dimag Kharab Kar Sakti Hai.

Feb,27 2016
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Confident Self

Use Your Eyes Like Tools
Be Suggestive Not Loud In Your Approach
Be Your Natural, Confident Self

Feb,25 2016
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इसी कॉलेज में मिले थे

एक समारोह में अध्यापक ने सभी छात्रों से पूछा,
इस कॉलेज में आपका कोई कड़वा अनुभव.
एक छात्र बोला, मैं और मेरी वाइफ इसी कॉलेज में मिले थे।

Feb,25 2016
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Kona Chhan Maaro

Dil Paagal Hai Tere Pyaar Mein Paaro
Dil Paagal Hai Tere Pyaar Mein Paaro.
Daya, Ghar Ka Kona Kona Chhan Maaro

Feb,25 2016
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Kitna Achcha Hota

What Is The Similarity Between Burnt Toast And A Pregnant Girlfriend,
In Both Cases Boy Thinks, Ek Minute Pehle Nikal Liya Hota To Kitna Achcha Hota

 

Feb,22 2016
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Jaaye Bhabhi Teri

Khush Rahe Tu Sada Yeh Dua Hai Meri
Teri Premika Hi Ban Jaaye Bhabhi Teri.

Feb,19 2016
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मोबाइल का चार्जर

संता की बीवी भाग गयी, 3 दिन बाद वापिस आई तो
संता गुस्से से बोला- अब क्या लेने आई है।
प्रीतो- मोबाइल का चार्जर

Feb,19 2016
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Chodana Milta Hai.

Ladki Patane Mein CH Shabd Ka Bahut Yogdan Hai..
Na Pate Toh Chanta Chapal Milta Hai,
Pat Jaye To Chumna, Chusna,
Chatna, Chadhna Aur Chodana Milta Hai.

 

Feb,19 2016
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बेताल लटका हो

आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है ।
जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की,
गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है,
जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।

Feb,18 2016
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Lipistik

Feb,15 2016
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Funny

Feb,12 2016
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Darwaaza Tod Do

Abhijeet To Stadium Watchman : Tu Uss Din Kahan Tha Jab Rohit Ne 200 Banaye .
Daya : Sir Yeh Stadium Ka Darwaza Toh Locked Hai.
ACP : Daya, Darwaaza Tod Do.

Feb,12 2016
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Maze Jyada Karte Hein

Dr : Aapke Pati Ko Bahut Kamzori Hai,
Inahe Rozana Doodh Pilaiye
Lady: Roz Pilati Hun Dr. Saab,
Lekin ye Peete Kam Aur
Maze Jyada Karte Hein.

 

Feb,10 2016
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इंसान से घोड़ी बना देते

अध्यापिका: अगर मैं तुम्हारी मम्मी होती तो तुम्हें 2 दिन में गधे से इंसान बना देती।
पप्पू: और मेरे पापा आपको 1 रात में इंसान से घोड़ी बना देते।

Feb,5 2016
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मोटी भैंस कहा

आंटी: तुने चिल्लू को क्यों मारा
स्वेच्छा: उसने मुझे मोटी भैंस कहा
आंटी: तो तुम्हें चिल्लू को मारने की बजाय अपनी खुराक में कमी करनी चाहिए

Feb,2 2016
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Wear Clean Clothes

Wear Clean Clothes. If You Find Yourself Scrambling For Fresh Laundry,
Consider Setting Up A Regular Washing Schedule, Like Doing All Your Laundry Every Sunday Night.

Jan,28 2016
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Paas Hota Hai

Shaam Hote Hi Ye Dil Udaas Hota Hai
Toote Khwaboo Ke Siwa Kuch Na Pass Hota Hai
Tumahri Yaad Aise Waqt Bohat Aati Hai
Bandar Jab Koi Aas Paas Hota Hai..

 

Jan,25 2016
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Principal

Jan,22 2016
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Utna Bada Hoga

Naughty Boy Draws A Panis On The Black Board.
Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One
& Writes: Jitna Ragdogi Utna Bada Hoga.

Jan,20 2016
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Kaan Ke Neeche

Boy- Accha Ttum Rakho
Gal- Nhi Tum Phone Rakho
Boy- Nahi Tum Rakho Baby
Girl- Nahi Na Tum Rkho Boy: Nahi..
Roommate: Rakh Nhi Toh Main Ghuma Ke
Rakhunga Ek Kaan Ke Neeche.

Jan,14 2016
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Sachche Nahin Lagte

Tere Khoobsoorat Aankhon Mein Aansoo Achche Nahin Lagte
Chaahe Jitnaa Bhi Roye But Kabhi Sachche Nahin Lagte

Jan,12 2016
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Kutte Wala Style

Ladki Pregnant Hui To Usne 7 Bachho Ko Ek Saath Janam Diya
Bed Se Utarte Hi Usne Apne Husband Ko Thappar Maara Or Kaha
Maine Mana Kiya Thha Na Ki Kutte Wala Style Na Karo

Jan,11 2016
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Kafan Me Sote Rhe

EK Din Jab Hua Ishq Ka Ehsas Unhe
Wo hmre pas aakar pure Din Rote Rhe
Aur Hum B Itne Kudgarz the Yaro
Ki Ankhein Band Kar Ke Kafan Me Sote Rhe

Jan,9 2016
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Boli Dudhwala

Sardar: Meri Bewi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
Dost: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
Sardar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha
Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.

Jan,4 2016
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Tairna Sikhaaun

Customer: Yeh Sab Kya Hai Meri Chaay Mein Makkhi Doob Kar Mari Padee Hai,
Dhaba Owner :Toh Aaap Hee Bataaiye Saahab Mai Kya Karoon,
Dhaaba Chalaaun Yaa Makkhiyon Ko Tairna Sikhaaun.

Jan,2 2016
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चड्ढी नहीं पहनने दी

छोटी ने मैसेज किया, दीदी जो जीन्स दी थी, उसे जरूर पहनना।
दीदी ने जवाब दिया, इस हरामखोर ने 4 दिन से चड्ढी नहीं पहनने दी है और तुझे जीन्स की पड़ी है,

Dec,23 2015
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Har Din Main

Dec,19 2015
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Bade Bade Ho Gaye

Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai
Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai
Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai
Are Balon Main.

 

Dec,18 2015
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Good Teacher

A good Teacher according to students is 1 who :

1. Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
2. Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
3. Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
4. Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
5. Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

Dec,14 2015
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Rasta Dikhaya Aapne

Kalam thi hath mai likhna sikhaya aapne,
Takat thi hath mai hosla dilaya aapne,
Manzil thi samne rasta dikhaya aapne,
Hum to sirf dost the, Aashiq banaya aapne.

Dec,4 2015
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Hum The Nikle

Raste the anjaan phir bhi hum talash mein unki nikal pade,
Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade,
Maloom chala woh kaun si thi dagar jispe hum the nikle,
Jab use patane ke chakkar mein hamein joote chappal pade.

Dec,4 2015
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Aapki Confidence

Hamesha ladke ko ladki se akh milakar baat karni chahia.
Isse unhe apki confidence ka pata chalta hai orh ek baar wo,
Jo baat akho se ho sakti hai wo baat kisi se nhi ho sakti.
Akhe bin kahe kafi kuch bol sakti hai jo jawan bhi nhi bol sakti.

Dec,3 2015
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TOP Kar Sakte

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai.
Books hai, Notes hai, Time hai,
Aur dimag to itna hai ke,
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai.
Bas 1 hi bat ki kami hai Mood,
Salaa banta hi nahi.

Dec,2 2015
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Kum Ho Jayega

Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.
1 sal bad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya,
Magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu.

Dec,1 2015
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Man in Red

Men who saw a photo of a woman against a red background perceived her as more attractive and sexier.

Nov,27 2015
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You With Joy

Christmas is a season of great joy:
A time for remembering the past and hoping for the future.
May the glorious message of peace and love fill,
You with joy during this wonderful season.

Nov,27 2015
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Yaadon Mein Aansoo

Dil se dil laga kar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo baha kar to dekho,
SMS to kiya call bhi karungi,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar to dekho.

Nov,27 2015
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Aur Kya

Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur.
Wife: Aur kya? tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?
Husband: Aur, Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.

Nov,24 2015
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Meri Taraf

Sukun milta hai jab unse baat hoti hai,
Hazar raaton mein wo ek raat hoti hai.
Nigah uthakar jab dekhte hain wo meri taraf,
Mere liye wohi pal poori kaaynat hoti hai.

Nov,23 2015
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