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संता डॉक्टर से दूध पीने से रंग गोरा होता है क्या
डाक्टर: हां, दूध में कैल्शियम होता है इसलिए.
संता: अच्छा तो फिर भैंस का बच्चा क्यों काला है
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घर वाले मुझे सुबह-सुबह ऐसे उठाते है,
जैसे तीसरा विश्वयुद्ध शुरु हो गया है और मैं ही आखरी सैनिक बचा हूँ
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अनुष्का : मुझे कोहली से मिलना है
धोनी : ऐ बाई 3 अप्रैल तक रुक जा
कप जीत लेने दो
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Main Door Hoon To Kya, Ek Din Jaroor Pass Aa Jaunga.
Tum Raton Ko Na Roya Karo, Varna Main Jee Na Paaunga
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Cycle k Mistri Ne Suhag Rat ko Apni BV Ko Pani Valy Tub Me Bethaya,
BV Boli Ye Kia Kr Rahe Ho,
Mistri! Mujy To Pani Me Hi Pata Chalta Ha K Surakh Kahan hy
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Wife: Suna He K Jannat Me Husband k sath Wife Ko Nahi Rehne Dete.
Husband: Sahi Suna He.
Wife: Aisa Kion.
Husband: Arey Pagli Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain.
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Profesr: Aj Pehli Bar Tum Class Me Bate Kr Rhe Ho Humesha Tum Nazre Jhuka K Meri Bate Sunte The
Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe.
Student: Sir Aj Mera SMS Pck Khatm Ho Gya Hai.
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Somona : Breakup ke baad kya hota hai
Kapil : Jaan Janwar Ho Jata Hai Aur Cutee Kutti Ho jati Hai
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कौन कहता है संवरने से बढ़ती है खूबसूरती
दिलों में चाहत हो तो चेहरे यूँ ही निखर आते है
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Lady teacher : Mujhe Baccho Ki Shakal Se Pata Chal Jata Hai
Ki Unke Dimag Me Kya Chal Raha Hai..
Pappu : Kamaal Hai Madm Gai, Phir Bhi
Aap Apna Dupatta Sahi Nhi Kar Rahi.
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रजनीकांत : हैलो, मैं रजनीकांत बोल रहा हूँ ,
लड़का : हां पता है बोलिए
रजनीकांत : तुझे कैसे पता की मैंने कॉल किया है.
लड़का : मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ था मेरा रजनीकांत कुछ भी कर सकता है बॉस
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Aap Unhe Hamesha Ye Kkahe Ki Wo Duniya Ki Sabse Beautiful Ladki Hai.
Wo Aap se Hamesha Hush Rahegi Aur Easily Set Ho Jayegi.
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Meri Suban Ko Tum Roshni De Do,
Meri Shaamo Ko Tum Chandni De Do,
Maangta Hu Tumse Me Muje Panaah De Do.
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Rajnikant Ne Robot Film Kyu Banayi.
Kyuki Wo Dikhana Chahta Tha Ke
Aurat Sirf Aadmi Ka Hi Nahi,
Machine Ka Bhi Dimag Kharab Kar Sakti Hai.
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Use Your Eyes Like Tools
Be Suggestive Not Loud In Your Approach
Be Your Natural, Confident Self
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Khush Rahe Tu Sada Yeh Dua Hai Meri
Teri Premika Hi Ban Jaaye Bhabhi Teri.
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Ladki Patane Mein CH Shabd Ka Bahut Yogdan Hai..
Na Pate Toh Chanta Chapal Milta Hai,
Pat Jaye To Chumna, Chusna,
Chatna, Chadhna Aur Chodana Milta Hai.
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Dr : Aapke Pati Ko Bahut Kamzori Hai,
Inahe Rozana Doodh Pilaiye
Lady: Roz Pilati Hun Dr. Saab,
Lekin ye Peete Kam Aur
Maze Jyada Karte Hein.
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आंटी: तुने चिल्लू को क्यों मारा
स्वेच्छा: उसने मुझे मोटी भैंस कहा
आंटी: तो तुम्हें चिल्लू को मारने की बजाय अपनी खुराक में कमी करनी चाहिए
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Wear Clean Clothes. If You Find Yourself Scrambling For Fresh Laundry,
Consider Setting Up A Regular Washing Schedule, Like Doing All Your Laundry Every Sunday Night.
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Shaam Hote Hi Ye Dil Udaas Hota Hai
Toote Khwaboo Ke Siwa Kuch Na Pass Hota Hai
Tumahri Yaad Aise Waqt Bohat Aati Hai
Bandar Jab Koi Aas Paas Hota Hai..
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Tere Khoobsoorat Aankhon Mein Aansoo Achche Nahin Lagte
Chaahe Jitnaa Bhi Roye But Kabhi Sachche Nahin Lagte
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EK Din Jab Hua Ishq Ka Ehsas Unhe
Wo hmre pas aakar pure Din Rote Rhe
Aur Hum B Itne Kudgarz the Yaro
Ki Ankhein Band Kar Ke Kafan Me Sote Rhe
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Sardar: Meri Bewi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
Dost: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
Sardar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha
Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.
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Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai
Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai
Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai
Are Balon Main.
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A good Teacher according to students is 1 who :
1. Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
2. Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
3. Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
4. Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
5. Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
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Kalam thi hath mai likhna sikhaya aapne,
Takat thi hath mai hosla dilaya aapne,
Manzil thi samne rasta dikhaya aapne,
Hum to sirf dost the, Aashiq banaya aapne.
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Raste the anjaan phir bhi hum talash mein unki nikal pade,
Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade,
Maloom chala woh kaun si thi dagar jispe hum the nikle,
Jab use patane ke chakkar mein hamein joote chappal pade.
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Hamesha ladke ko ladki se akh milakar baat karni chahia.
Isse unhe apki confidence ka pata chalta hai orh ek baar wo,
Jo baat akho se ho sakti hai wo baat kisi se nhi ho sakti.
Akhe bin kahe kafi kuch bol sakti hai jo jawan bhi nhi bol sakti.
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Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai.
Books hai, Notes hai, Time hai,
Aur dimag to itna hai ke,
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai.
Bas 1 hi bat ki kami hai Mood,
Salaa banta hi nahi.
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Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.
1 sal bad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya,
Magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu.
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Men who saw a photo of a woman against a red background perceived her as more attractive and sexier.
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Christmas is a season of great joy:
A time for remembering the past and hoping for the future.
May the glorious message of peace and love fill,
You with joy during this wonderful season.
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Dil se dil laga kar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo baha kar to dekho,
SMS to kiya call bhi karungi,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar to dekho.
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Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur.
Wife: Aur kya? tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?
Husband: Aur, Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
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Sukun milta hai jab unse baat hoti hai,
Hazar raaton mein wo ek raat hoti hai.
Nigah uthakar jab dekhte hain wo meri taraf,
Mere liye wohi pal poori kaaynat hoti hai.
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Skin type is most important during winter season.
If you have a dry skin, use a suitable lotion and
Apply all over your face gently before you apply make up.
Whereas for oily skin you just need to apply a little bit of it.
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Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
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Hakeekat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno mere dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.
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Hassled by the idea of removing a long lasting lipstick?
Try cleaning it with some sweet almond oil dabbed on a cotton ball.
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Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai,
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par,
Kyunki,
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti.
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,
Dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo.
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Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
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Advocate: Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
Husband: Pagal Ho Kya?
Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocat: Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija.
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