STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Height of Addiction :
just b4 a prisoner's execution the officer
asked him abt his last wish
He told :
"Dude! I wanna update my facebook status"
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lil girl went 2 shop and asked
"jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?"
shopkeeper : "Ha kyun nahi"
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge.
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Tchr : passive me badlo,
"Bache jab sunsan jaga par jate hain to hadso ko janam dete hain"
Stdnt : "sunsan jaga par huye haadso se bacho ka janam hota hain.
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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
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Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
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one kanjus on his death time
my wife where r u
wife= yes i'm here
kanjus-my sons r u all here
yess papa
to fir us room me pankha q on hai.
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Son - I want a baby brother.
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
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Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
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Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
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Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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2 lovers plans 2 suicide.
Boy - jumped 1st,
Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never die.
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If all big companies starts to market condom of their brand?
Pepsodent condom kare raat bhar dhisum dhisum.
Colgate condom yeh hamara suraksha chakra
MRF condom Extra rubber,extra milage.
Moov condom aah se aaha tak
Sprite condom Bujhaye only pyaas baki sab bakwas
Tata sky condom iski laga dala toh life jhingalala.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
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Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
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Difference between Friend & Wife
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U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
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Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
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GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
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BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
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Ayesha Takia
Mallika Sherawat
Rakhi Sawant
Sherlyn chopra
Bipasha basu
Sameera Reddy
Name of the movie:
ALL THE B**A*T
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Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao
par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..
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BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai.
GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao to char chale aate hain.
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
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Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira,
Usne wo pee li.
Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur
katrina behosh ho gayi...
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Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai...
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It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!
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Another year has passed, another year has come. I wish for you, that with every year you touch all your dreams. May God pour love and care on you. Happy New Year.
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Wishing you a Happy New Year with hope that you will have many blessings in the year to come.
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Happiness Makes You Smile,
Trials Makes You Stronger,
Success Gets You Going
But My Wishes Makes Your
New Year Superb.
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Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we dont need to carry,
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015
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With all the Rose's Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles...
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015*
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In The Universal Bank of God
God stores his blessings
&
deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you,
So,Enjoy spending..
Happy New Year.
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Faith Is Something That
Never Lets You Lose Out In Life.
In The Coming Year,
Ensure That You Have Placed
Full Faith In God.
Happy New Year!
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This is last evening of 2014
Last sun of 2014
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2015
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May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.
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I wish U to have a
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Happy new year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
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Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge k kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
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Happy New Year once again!
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I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai
Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna
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Receive Warm Happy New Year Greetings
And This Is Also To Wish You Prosperity
In All Of Your Endeavors.
May Every Time You Visit Your Garden
For A Harvest Be Able
To Fill Your Basket With All That Your Heart Wishes.
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I See A Light In The Sky
And Fresh Morning Dew.
The Newness Of This Year
Inspires Me To Wish You.
Happy Things Are About To Knock The Door
So Let Your Smile Welcome Them
Hope This New Year Be Bursting
With Happiness N Prosperity.
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Darling I Wish To Take This Opportunity
To Thank You For What
You Have Done For Me
That Whole Year.
Happy New Year.
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RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2014
After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2014.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It's impossible to find a FRIEND
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don't lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year
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May Your Expectations
In This New Year Morning
Be Realized With Each And Everyday Of The Year.
This Is To Wish You A Good Health
That Will Maintain The Energy
To Flip Your Wing
While Soaring Into Greater Heights
Towards Your Destiny.
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Not by making your life always pleasant,
But by showing you when people
And their causes need you most,
And by making you anxious to be
There to help.
Allahs
Love,
Peace,
Hope
And joy to you for the year ahead
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New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.
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Vanish everything that's bad,
Welcome everything that's good
Wish you a very happy new year.
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New Year is a time for celebration
of love, of life, of Friendship.
Therefore, it is the time to thank God
for the wonderful friends,
and to bring to their lives
as much magic as they bring to ours.
Have a happy and a memorable holiday!
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This Is To Convey
My Warm Happy New Year Greetings
For You And Your Family.
May Your Every Daybreak Usher
In A New Reason To Smile
Every Time You Are Around Your Family
Since It Will Always Be
A Source Of Joy And Gladness.
Good Morning...!
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The Last Night Of 2014
Will End Soon
But The First Day Of 2015 Will Dawn Soon.
I Wish You Complete Peace,
Happiness And Courage In This New Year.
Happy New Year!
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Khokar hame fir pa na sakoge,
jahan hum honge wahan aa na sakoge,
hamari kami ka ehsas to karoge,
par hum jayenge wahan jahan se hame fir bula na sakoge.
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Koi milta hi nahi humse hamara bankar,
wo mile bhi to ek kinara bankar,
har khwab hain kanch ki tarah tute,
ek yakin hi hai sath sahara bankar.
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There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while..
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Dur rhkar b hmse vasta rakhna mulakat na sahi par bato ka silsila rakhna
Chuyo aasma ko aap ye meri tamnna hai
Par hum tak vapas loutne ka rasta bnaye rakhna.
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Pyar karo to dhoka mat dena. Pyar ko aansu ka toufa mut dena. Dil se roye koi tumhe yaad karke aisa kisi ko mouka mat dena...
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MusKuRaHT Wo HiRa He
Jise Ap BiNa KhaRiDe PeHcHaN SaKTe He
OR JaB TaK Ye HiRa ApKe PaS He
ApKo SuNDaR DikHNe K LiYe
Kisi ChiZ Ki ZaRuRT NaHi
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Zindgi Me Kabhi Use Chain Na Ayega
Tanhai ka Andhera Use Har Pal Satayega
Jab Kabhi Usse Krega koi Bewafai
Tab Use Mera Pyar Yaad Ayega.
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Humko unse abhi bhi pyar h.
Ankho me nami aur dil me intezar h.
Lot kar aayenge wo kabhi na kabhi.
Apni wafa pe dil ko pora aitbar h.
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