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husband ki khane me bal gira us ne wife se bola agli bar bal gira to saj ni se gajni kor dunge
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Ladki subah subah apne bf ko call
karti he...
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Girl:
~ mela sona,
~ mela baby
~ mela pyala sa baby
~ mela cutu cutypie
~ mela good wala bacha
~ kya kal laha he mela bhondu
bacha?
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Bf : kitne paise chahie bol ?
subah subah maska mat maar.
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Pappu Ka Dost Uske Ghar
Pehli Baar Gaya..!
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Yaar Pappu, Tera Ladka
Ekdam Tere Jaisa
Dikhta Hai..!!
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Pappu: Arey Saale Dheere
Bol Marwayega Kya...??
Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai,
Ghar Mein Khelne Aya
Hai...
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India: A country where we respect everything frm a river to a piece of land as Mother but can't ensure the safety n dignity of women.
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Sense of Responsibility-
Man goes to library asks for book on suicide.
Librarian looks him says: "hello, who will return the book ??"
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A kid wrote to Santa Claus: Send me a brother! Santa wrote back: Send me ur mother
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Raste me ek pari milti hai,
Pari- "ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi."
1st.-"Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo." Pari ne kar dia.
2nd- "mujhe bhi aisa kar do." Pari ne kar diya.
3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola........
" Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo......?
Moral- Dost bohot kamine hote hai....
dedicated 2 all kamine frnds.
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This is Super..
"Murgi aur Kauwa ki shadi fix ho gyi..."
Upset Murga murgi se bola- aakhir mujme kya kami thi... tumhari caste ka tha... us kauwa me aisa kya tha
Murgi boli ''Amma abba ki khwaish thi ki ladka airforce me hona chahiye''
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Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!
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Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
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I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.
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Christmas waves a
magic wand over this world,
and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.
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The Best of JOY
The Best of CHEER
For CHRISTMAS & the
coming YEAR
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May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas
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Jingle Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas. Sending the warmest Christmas wishes on soft snowflakes just for you!
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May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a very very happy new year..
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I am dreaming of white Christmas ,
With every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
And May all your christmases be white.
Marry Christmas to all
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Christmas is not a time nor a season,
But a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
To be plenteous in mercy,
Is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Merry X-Mas
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Its DECEMBER..
It is the month of
Cakes and Candles,
Snow and Songs,
Carols and Joys,
MARRY 'X' MAS. Christmas sms
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Lòve còmè dòwn at Çhristmàs;
Lòvè àll lòvely, lòve divinè;
Lòvè wàs bòrn at Çhristmàs,
Stàrs & àngèls gàvè thè sign.
Mèrry Chrístmàs
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Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end,
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
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May lovely, happy times decorate this time of the season.
May warm, special memories brighten your new year.
May the wonder of Christmas be with you forever.
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Ì wish Ú this Chrístmàs enriches ur lífe
Mày eàch day b hàppy & bríght,
Óverflòwíng with pleàsure & lòve
Mày ur Chrístmàs be filled with delíght
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Kehte hai dil se aankhe band karo -
To life me jisko pyaar kiya
Uski tasveer dikhti hai....
Toh maine bhi try kiya,
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SLIDESHOW start ho gaya..!!!
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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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Munna Juice Waale Se:-
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jaldi se Juice De Ladai
Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Ek Glass Pine Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Wo Bhi Peene Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Juice Waala:- Kab Hogi
Ladai.. ??
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Munna:- Jab Tu Paise
Mangegaa !!
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Munna Juice Waale Se:-
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jaldi se Juice De Ladai
Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Ek Glass Pine Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Wo Bhi Peene Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Juice Waala:- Kab Hogi
Ladai.. ??
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Munna:- Jab Tu Paise
Mangegaa !!
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Vermaji ke khet ke tamatar bahot laal hote the.
Padosan ne puccha to vermaji ne kaha – “Madam me roz subah aadha nangaa ho ke paani deta hu, isi liye sharm se laal ho gaye…! ”
Padosan ne bhi apne khet me aisa hi kiya…. Tamatar to laal nahi hue, par …..
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baigan lambe ho gaye.
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Two friends watching Bungee Jumping.
1st friend: Do u wanna try?
2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke… Don’t want to die for the same reason!!!
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I don’t know why people hate Porn Movies ?
Although it is the most Positive Movie
No Murder
No War
No Fight
No Cheating
Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Charcters AND the Best part “jahan se dekho saali muvi wahin se samajh aa jati hai..!!
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French girl to her boyfriend:-
I’m feeling so horny
“Make love to Me”
German wife to her Husband:-
I’m so drunk
“Fuck Me”
American girl to her Husband:-
I saw porn today
I’m ready.
“Take Me”
Indian wife to her Husband:-
Aaj maine sir pe tel lagaya hai, aur baby ne bhi mere upar shaam ko su-su kar dia tha… Agar kuch karna hai to kar lo,, sab nipta ke main ek hi baar Naha lungi..
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband...
'Miss' for first year & 'Stress' for rest of the life.
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Boyfriend and Girlfriend sitting beside watching TV
Girlfriend goes somewhere without telling her boyfriend
When she comes.
Boyfriend – Where have you been ? No E-mail, You didn’t text me.
Not a clue on your blog, You didn’t update your status on facebook.
It’s like you fell off the face of the earth.
Girlfriend – Did you not check twitter ?
Boyfriend – (Checking Twitter) OOPS SORRY..
“Upstairs going to the bathroom be back in 5 minutes”
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Pappu: I love u
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli ..
Kya kaha tune??
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Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha..
“Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun ?”
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Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola "Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi"
Happy ??winters....
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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed.
Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments,
you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
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I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
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reply me soon!
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urs lovingly
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"MOSQUITO"
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked
Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth.
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
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I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
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reply me soon!
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urs lovingly
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"MOSQUITO"
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