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Many people give u
"Crying Tears"
and
"Laughing Smiles"
But there r few people who give u
"Laughing Tears"
and
"Crying smiles"
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true lines for LIFETIME:
make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you;
but who will take every risk just to be with u. . .
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Humko ab bhi unse hi pyar hai ankho me itne zar hai laut kar ayege wo kabhi na kabh dil ko apni wafa pe itna aitabar hai.
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no one ever gets tired of LOVING.
But. .
Everyone gets
tired of WAITING,
ASSUMING,
hearing
PROMISES, saying
SORRY, and all
the HURTING. . !!
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Jab tu mere kareeb hota hai, dil ka aalam ajeeb hota hai, jise hasil ho apni mohabaat, woh kab bhala gareeb hota hai.
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Ye zindagi badi hasin hoti h,
Jo chahne se har dua kabul hoti h,
Kehne ko to sab apne h,
Par kaash koi aisa ho jo kahe
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Tere dard se Mujhe Takleef hoti h..
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Barso guzar gaye ro kar nahi dekha,
Aankhon mein neend thi so kar nahi dekha,
Wo kya jaane dard-e-mohabbat ko,
Jisne kabhi pyar karke nahi dekha!
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Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachai mar dalegi,
Kisi ko mohabbat ki gahrai mar dalegi,
Karke mahobbat koi b nahi bachega,
Or jo bachega use tanhai mar dalegi.
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Ishq me ji gaya koi
Ishq me mar gaya koi
Ishq aag ka dariya tha fir bhi utar gaya koi
Ishq me zakhmo ka kissa purana hai
Zakhm kar gaya koi zakhm bhar gaya koi..
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Hawa ke zhonko ka hisaab kya rakhna,
Jo beet gaye pal unhe yaad kya rakhna.....
Bas yeh soch kar muskura dete hai hum ke,
Apni udaasi se dusaron ko udaas kya rakhna....
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Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
wah wah
Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
Coz,
I am busy wid my BOOKS nw!
Wah wah wah!!
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Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
wah wah
Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
Coz,
I am busy wid my BOOKS nw!
Wah wah wah!!
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In a bio lecture,
teacher ask the clas 2 draw female reproductive organ 1 girl feels shy n luks down
A boy shout:
--Sir,she-s CopyiNG--
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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more year
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A new T-shirt quote in colleges:
I pretend to study here because they pretend to teach me..
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5 points thät pröve "U r a Nörmäl College Stůdeńt"
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-"Kal se pakka".
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled,coz its true..
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First LINE 2 WRITE IN EXAM "all d answers written below are imaginary and work of my creative mind any rememblance to TEXTBOOK iz unintenti0nal and purely accidental..
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Many yrs have passed
millions of tomorrow gone
but still a hope remains
in all students dat
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we will study tomorrow definitly.
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The worlds best feeling comes wen v friends c a wonderful question paper in d examination hall & smile at each othr sayin,
"GONE
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Kagaz ki kashti thi,
Pani ka kinara tha!
Khel ki masti thi,
DIL ye awara tha!
Kaha aa gaye is Samajdari ki Duniya me,
Wo School ka Bachpana hi pyara tha!
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Midnite coffee
long chats
B-day bumps
bunking classes
crush on sum1
fight 4 marks
just everything.
People call it -COLLEGE-
I call it,
-COOL AGE..-
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Edison has rightly said,
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise prson cn answer"
Now u-ll know y I m speechless during VIVA & PRACTICALS!!
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THIS DECEMBER..
Lives will change.
Options will close.
Courage will be shaken.
From the director of "Screwing Lives" and the producers of "Flunking Warriors" and
"Call of The Criticals"
After the enormous success of
"The June Nightmares"
VTU productions presents Another bone-chilling
horror-psycho thriller,,,
"I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE NOT READ--
This Winter!!
Releasing in all exam halls near you.
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Ckt has reached exciting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50
2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins
3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions n write ans
4.Ist 15 mins power play ie. no invigilator in class
5.Introduce fair play awards
~Issued in public intrest
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how to kill an Engineering student....
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Just pour water on his record book one day before submission!!
Mar Jayega!!
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Using ur brain is strictly prohibited wen u enter in exam hall.
Q- U r in a boat in middle of river. U hav 2 candles & hav to light any 1 candle. U dnt hav anythng wid u in d boat. How 2 do it..
Ans-Take 1candle & throw it in d water.So d boat wil become LIGHTER. using dis LIGHTER u cn light d other Candle.
Another deadly ans-U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches win Matches. Using Matches u can light d candle.
If dat wasnt enough,1more ans-take water in ur hand & drop
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#Samundar se keh do,apni lehro ko sambhal kar rekhe.
#Samundar se keh do apni lehro ko sambhal kar rekhe.
#Zindgi main tufaan lane ke liye humara result he bahut hai.
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Aisi Uljhi nazar unse..Hatt ti nhi...
Gaur farmayega..
Aisi Uljhi nazar unse.. Hatt ti nhi...
Kuch Dino me He Xam fir B Humari...
Fatt-ti-Nai!
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Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this
principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your
daughter which means I love your daughter.
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Height of good luck!
Teacher: hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
student: who? Me?
teacher: very good. Sit down....
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Studies are of two Types........
1st) difficult subjects which can't be studied........
2nd) Easy subjects that doesnt need 2 b studies.......
Thats how college students Study
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Har taraf padhai ka saya he...
Har paper me 0 aaya hai...
Hum to yuhi chale jaate he bina muh dhoye exam dene aur log kehte he-
"Saala raat bhar padh k aaya he"
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A school boy was masturbating in
school bathroom,
suddenly teacher came n open the
door,
boy says- maam, 100 saal jiyogi
app..
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GK Time-
*Weekly Holiday*
-India- Sunday.
-Greece- Monday.
-Paris-Tuesday.
-Egypt- wednesday.
-Arab emirates-Friday.
-Israel- saturday.
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Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.
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Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya COMING Soon
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The powers of mind r like the rays of d sun dissipated. When they r concentrated they illuminate". Moral: dont concentrate too much, it wil burn ur books
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LAST ball 6, LAST ball wkt, LAST min goal, . often wins the game, . dats why studnts are still confident dat LAST day study can win an exam 4 them! .
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some times we fail to understand the feelings of very close people in our life..
bcoz, a book held very near to eyesis very difficult to read!
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Itni siddat se book uthane ki koshis ki hai,ki har jarre ne mujhe sulane ki sajhis ki hai,
kahte hain agar kisi chapter ko pure man se padho to puri kayanat tumhe confuse karne mein lag jati hai,
agar aisa nahin hai to chapter syllabus k bahar hai mere dost.
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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW
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Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho gI?
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Student
ehlay Ye To Btain K Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
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Benefits of EXAMS
1.U can spend 3 hours in self
meditation
2.U can complete ur sleep
3.U can see ur teachers being bored
who usually bore u.
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Samundar bhar corse hai,
nadi bhar padh pate hai,
balti bhar yad rahta hai,
mug bhar likh pate hai,
chllu bhar number aate hai,
usme doob k mar jate hai..
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ARZ HAI.. SWARG SABKO CAHIYE PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA , WAH WAH, SWARG SABKO CAHIYE PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA , TOP SABKO KARNA HAI PAR PADNA KOI NAHI CAHTA.... PADHO YAARO
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In Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
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Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!!
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7 Sal k bhai se 5 Sal ki behan puchti h
Wht is love?
pyr kya h?
Bhai-tum hr roz mere bag se chcolate kha jati ho lekin
mai fir bhi whi rkhta hu.That's love.
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Best memory of skul lyf
Notes copy krte samay-
ye kya likha h bey..
Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi
design bana de .
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LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA*
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