STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
365
Why did you leave your last job?
Or why are you thinking about leaving your current job?
374
Kbi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye warna maar pad sakti h.
Book it means,
B: baby
O: only
O: one
K: kiss.
386
I Don’t Know
How To Make Things Better Between Us
I Can Start By Saying
I’m Sorry
I Really Am:
660
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
ab tumse kya chhupaana,
tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
640
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
ab tumse kya chhupaana,
tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
640
Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!
234
Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!
234
Uski Chahat Se Ikrar Na Krte,
Uski Kasmo Pe Aitbar Na Krte,
Pata Hota Hum Sirf Mazak He Unke Liye,
Kasam Se Jaan De Dete Magar Pyar Na Karte
329
Love Quote By A Broken Lover: You hurt me more than I deserve.
It is just because,
I loved You more than you deserve.
663
App use raat ko 12 bje ke baad call karke sabse pehle birthday wish kar sakte ho.
613
Agar uske paas gaadi ya bike hai, to use kaho ki tumhe thoda ghumane le jaaye. Kabhi lift maang liya karo. Jhoot-moot ka anand dikhao. Baaton baaton mein use apni mohmaya ke jaal mein fasa lo.
281
Brilliant answered by Boy Friend on breakup
GF- Tumhe mere jaisi ladki kabi nahi mill sakti
BF- Chill sweety…
Jab mujhe tu hi pasand nahi to tere jaisi kyu dhudunga!
991
688
Meri kalam se lafz kho gaye shayad,
Aaj wo bhi bewafa ho gaye shayad,
Jab neend khuli to palkon me paani tha,
Mere khwab mujh pe hi ro gaye shayad.
839
Kapil: Pata nahin log propose kaise kar lete hain,
Mujhe to paani puri khane ke baad sukhi wali puri maangne mein bhi sharam aati hai.
873
Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai,
Honey Or Sweetheart,
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha,
Recharge waale bhaiya.
563
973
916
574
A Little boy asks to Sunny Leone :-
Aunty ji, you have a Bungalow,
a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.
334
Saase tham si jati hain par jaan nahi jati,
Dard hota hain par aawaz nahin aati,
Ajeeb se log hain es duniya mein,
Koi bhul nhi pata to kisi ko yaad nhi aati
356
Dosti Ka Farz Yun Hi Nibhate Rahenge,
Wakt Bewakt Aapko Satate Rahenge,
Dua Karo Ke Umar Lambi Ho Hamari,
Varna Yaad Ban Ke Aapko Satate Rahenge.
905
For those girls who say that-
mere piche to bhot se ladke pade hai.
They always should remember that Low price always attract customers.
515
Ik bar Laloo ji cykil chala rahe the, ke achanak sykil Ik girl se takra gayi
Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!
Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon ?
525
751
Sumona – Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai….??
Bittoo – Bataya to tha tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga
904
Rishton Ki Dori Kamzor Hoti Hai
Aankho Ki Baatein Dil Ki Chor Hoti Hai
Kisi Ne Jab Bhi Pucha Friendship Ka Matlab
Hamari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai
856
Acha lagta hain tera naam mere naam ke saath,
Jaise koi subhaa juri ho kisi haseen shaam ke saath.!!
499
Kaise Aapko Hum Manayen Bass ek Baar bata do,
Meri Galti, Mera Qasoor to Mujhe Yaad dila do
537
Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
248
Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop.
Man : But i purchasued cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn’t mean u start F##$$g us
800
972
Kapil: kitna paisa hua?
Auto wala: 30 Rs..
Kapil: Ye le 15 Rs
Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 15 Rs.. ye to cheating hai
Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap?
586
Boy Kill His Girl Firend
Girl: Mene Tujko Meri Jannat Dikhai Thi Aur Tune Mujhko Dhoka Dia?
Boy: Koi Baat Nahi Ye Meri JANNAT2 Hai.
60
928
Ek Diwaar par likha huya tha,
‘Life Is Very Beautiful’.
Kisi ne uske niche.. ek line aur add Kar di:
Terms & Conditions Of Your Wife Apply
50
Sabne Kaha Dosti Ek Dard Hai,
Hamne Kaha Dard Kabul Hai!
Sabne Kaha Dard Ke Saath Ji Na Paoge,
Hamne Kaha Teri Dosti Ke Saath Marna Kabul Hai
471
Raat gumsum hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi.
Aisa duba teri aakhon ki gehrai main,
Haath mein jaam hai, magar pine ka hosh nahi.
962
You don’t need to wear a suit and tie to the local pub, but it wouldn’t hurt to brush your teeth and put on a shirt that doesn’t look slept in.
533
Help when and where you can. In most cases, chances to serve aren’t always at the most opportune times, but sacrificing your time to help someone in need says a lot about you.
393
Sania Mirza back in India
Milk prices down by Rs 2/-
Hasso matt kamino dono alag alag news hai..!
201
This is a variation on the Hot Seat with you sitting in his lap, but this time planting yourselves on top of a washing machine set at the highest agitator cycle.
Benefits: Extra vibes.
856
"Teacher:-""Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
!
Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa..."" A Kya BoLti Tu "
377
40
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said:‘He’s not my friend.’
545
Jaane Kyon Log Mohabbat Karte Hain.Dil Ka Sauda Yun Khule Aam Karte Hain Pata Hai Ki yahan sab Hote Hain Bewafa,Phir bhi kyon Hum Apna Dil Kisi ke Naam Karte Hain
783
Student to God:Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.After the exam…God:Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi…
853
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
887
Question: Why can not MICROSOFT built any cars?
Answer: Cause when an accident happens the airbag always asks: Are you sure?
778