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Santa: Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Banta: Mandir.
Santa: Mandir kyu?
Banta: Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.
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Madam ladki se: Beta tense kitne type ke hote hai.
Ladki: 3 type ke past, present, future.
Madam: good ek example do.
Ladki: Kal aapke ladke ne mujhe dekha.
Aaj pasand kar liya or mujse pyar ho gaya.
Aur kal wo mujhe bhaga kar le jaiga.
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Fizao Ka Mausam Jaane Ke Baad Baharo Ka Mausam Aaya,
Gulab Se Gulab Ka Rang Tere Gaalon Par Aaya,
Tere Naino Ne Kaali Ghata Ka Jab Kajal Lagaya,
Jawani Jo Tum Par Aayi To Nasha Meri Aankhon Mein Aaya.
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Ladki ko manane ke tarike bahut hi easy hai lekin ladki ko patana ek difficult task hai. Unke sath hamesha unki hi bate kare iss tarha se app unse der tak baat kar sakte ho orh unhe acha lagega.
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Face it, men are visual creatures. Save them the trouble of imagining; instead, dress up to kill.
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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans: Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
But,
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane.
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Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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Chupa Loon Is Tarah Tujhe Apni Baahon Mein,
Ki Hawa Bhi Guzarne Ki Izazat Maange,
Ho Jaun Itna Madhosh Tere Ishq Mein,
Ki Hosh Bhi Aane Ki Izazat Manage.
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Pappu Nd Sardar Football Stadium Mein.
Pappu: Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kar Rahe Hai?
Santa: Goal Kar Rahe He.
Pappu: Lekin Paji, Ball To Pehle Se Hi Gol He,
Or Kitni Gol Karenge?
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Classmate patana ho to pahle dusre,
Din kisi ladki ki tarf mat dekho,
Bad me jise patana ho uski tarf,
Dekho aise dikhao k tum uske,
Siva kisi ladki ki tarf dekhte,
Hi nahi azmake dekho bat,
Ban jayegi.
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Breakup Ke Baad Ladke ne Ek Heart Touching Baat kahi.
Tu Mujhe Chhod ke CHALI gayi Iska Mujhe Dukh nahi hai.
Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri SETTING Bigaadi To Bahut Mar Khayegi Tu.
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In the blink of an eye, everything can change,
So forgive often and love with all your heart,
Take no one for granted for, you never know what may happen tomorrow.
Good Night!
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Santa Doctor Banta Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai.
Santa Doctor: Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi.
Banta: Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na?
Santa Doctor: Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe.
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Santa: Jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
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दूरियों की ना परवाह कीजिये,
दिल जब भी पुकारे बुला लीजिये,
कहीं दूर नहीं हैं हम आपसे,
बस अपनी पलकों को आँखों से मिला लीजिये|
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Pyas Dariya Ki Nigaho Se Chupa Rkhi H,
Ek Badal Se Badi Aas Laga Rkhi H,
Teri Ankho Ki Kasish Keise Tuje Samjhau,
In Chirago Ne Meri Nind Udaa Rakhi.
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Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.
Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya.
Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba Ramdev Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.
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Find Me! I start with 'P' and end with 'E', but I have thousands of letters. Who am I?
Answer: Post Office
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Chaar Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Chaar Kachari Pakke.
Pakki Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Kachchi Kachari Pakke.
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy was not fuzzy, was he?
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सुखद जीवन का भेद त्याग पर आधारित है। त्याग ही जीवन है।
उफनते तूफ़ान को मात देना है तो अधिक जोखिम उठाते हुए हमें पूरी शक्ति के साथ आगे बढ़ना होगा।
रोम का पतन उसका विनाश होने से बहुत पहले ही हो चुका था।
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Dil ki gehraaion se aaj ye ikraar karte hain,
Hum mohabbat aapse beshumaar karte hain,
Tanha raton mein jab palkein khamosh hon,
Bus aap hi ke sapno se is dil ko gulzaar karte hain.
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Don’t douse yourself in perfume, but use it liberally over your pulse points like the neck, your cleavage, your palms and the back of your neck.
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Santa Went On The Date With His Girlfriend,
After 2 Hour They Started To Leave,
His Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection Next Time,
After One Week Santa Go On A Date Again And Santa Brought,
3 Brothers And 5 Cousins,
With Baseball Bats And Hockey Sticks.
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Ask great questions, Listen, Smile.
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Yamraj questioned 3 ladies.
Yamraj: Kabhi Kiss kiya hai?
1st Lady: Shaadi se pehle.
Yamraj: Nark Me Jao.
2nd Lady: Shaadi ke baad.
Yamraj: Swarg me Jao.
3rd Lady: Kabhi nahi kiya.
Yamraj: Kone me aao.
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Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekha,
Oh God, She Smokes,
Wisky Dekhi,
Oh God, She Drinks,
Fr Ldke Ko Dekha,
Thnx God,
Ye Sb Iska ha.
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Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai.
Boy to Girl: Kya me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.
Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage hyn kia.
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Kejariwal: Hum Free Wifi Denge
Accountant: Sir Khacha Bahut Ayega
Kejariwal: Hum Password Nai Denge
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SANTA went to court,
JUDGE: Order Order.
SANTA: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold drink.
JUDGE: Shut Up.
SANTA: No,No 7Up.
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Girlfriend: Will u love me,
After marriage also?
Boyfriend: It depends on your,
Husband, if he allowe me.
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Wife Bache Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Pathologist: Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai
Biwi: Ek Phone Kar Loon
Pathologist: Kyon
Biwi:Unko Batana Hai Ki vo Lunch Me Galat Dabba Le Gaye Hain
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Boy: I cant pray GOD to bless you.
Girl : Why?
Boy: Cz he already did.
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A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB uper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli: Jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye.
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Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.
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Once spiderman, superman, batman, james bond, ironman, hulk,shaktiman, krish all visitd Rajnikanth.
Do u knw wich day it was?
GURU POORNIMA.
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Dad: Beta Ye Batao Jaan Kahan se Nikalti Hai
Son : Dad Khirki se
Dad: Vo Kise
Son: Sister toh Kal Keh rahi thi Jaan Tum Khirki Se Nikal Jao
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Lines by College boy.
Love is when i walk to other side of classroom,
To sharp my pencil, Just to See her.
N then realize that,
Im holding a pen.
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Aap Ke Liye Ek Film Mein, Chhota Sa Role Hai.
Heroin Aap Ko Guffa Mein Le Jayegi Aur Goli Maar Degi.
Film Hai,
Guffa Mein Gaandu Ki Mout.
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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
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रोमांटिक महौल बनाएं और दोस्त बनकर साथ में कुछ करें, जैसे बीच पर साथ जाना, साथ डांस करना या साथ में एक खूबसूरत सा केंडल लाईट डिनर करना। इसके बाद आप देखेंगे कि जब वातावरण सही होगा तब नई भावनाएं उभरकर आएंगी।
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Take the time to sit down with your partner and discuss what you’d like your honeymoon to look like. What are the hopes you have for sex and intimacy during this trip?
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