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Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.
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Yuhi Aankhon Se Aansu Behte Nahi,
Kisi Aur Ko Hum Apna Kehte Nahi,
Ek Tum Hi Ho Jo Ruk Se Gaye Ho Zindagi Mein,
Varna Rukne Ke Liye Hum Kisi Ko Kehte Nahi.
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Kapil: Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah,
Phir.
phir.
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.
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Ek aas, ek ehsaas,
Meri soch aur bus tum,
Ek sawal, ek majaal,
Tumhara khayal or bs tum.
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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey,
Santa ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Santa: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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SANTA: Maine apni beti ki shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA: Woh kaise?
SANTA: Maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya,
Usne love marriage karliy.
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I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.
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Tinke tinke me bikhrte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehraiyo me utarte chale gaye,
Jannat thi har sham jin dosto kr sath,
1,1 ker ke sub bichdte chale gaye.
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Kisi roj yaad na kar pau to khudgarj na samjh lena,
Darasl choti si iss umar mai presaniya bhut hai,
Main bhoola nhi hu kisi ko mere bahot achhe dost hai zmane me,
Bs thodi zindagi uljhi pdi hai do waqt ki roti kmane me.
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Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machar bhaag jate hain.
Sochoo KYUKI team Allout hain naa.
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Kisi ne humse pucha tumhare dost kya karte hain?
Humne bhi badhi Shaan se jawab diya.
Black Dog,
Antiquity,
Teachers,
Kingfisher,
Jesi badhi Company unske dam par chali hain.
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Ab kisi aur se mohabbat karlu to shikayat mat karna,
Yeh buri adat bhi mujhe tumse hi lagi hai.
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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Unless you have a very good excuse and ring ahead to rearrange,
Turning up late for an appointment will not endear you to any employer.
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Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein,
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a fir kabhi ban jayega.
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Ladki patane ka sabse best tarika hota hai ke aap ladki ke samne,
Uski friend ka tarif karo ise ladki ke dil main jalan hogi,
Aur woh aap ko propose kar degi kyu ki ladkiya hi laladkiyo se jalti hai,
Aur is jalne main hum ladko ka fayda hota hai.
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Bhagwan: Maine Ladkiyo ko itna Sundar, Kamuk banaya koi kami ho to batao.
Boy: Bas niche ched me Pasword System kar do taki jiski hai wo hi chod sake.
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Jab Biwi full josh me ho jaye excite tab hi,
Apne ling ko wife ki yoni me dale and jab apne,
Ling ko biwi ki yoni me dal de to just cool ho kar,
Lete rahe. thodi der bad harkat shuru kare,
Is time me bhut zyada excite na ho aram se hi sax kare.
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Aap jise like krte hai,
Jb woh School,College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho,
To aap uske sath sath chale aur unse baat karte hue bhi jaye.
Aisa Continue 7 Dino tak karo aur 8th Day ignore krna,
Wo 9th Day aapse jarur puchegi ki kal aap sath kuo nahi aaye.
Aur iss tarah baat start ho jaege.
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Defintion Of Arrange Marriage: Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga &,
Defintion Of Love Marriage: PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.
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Kya hua jo us na apne hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwayen ge,
Hame pata tha woh hamare naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasayen ge.
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Santa: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
Banta: Ghochu,Saale Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.
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Santa: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
Banta: Ghochu,Saale Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.
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Q: What can fly but has no wings?
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Ans: Time.
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Koi BKoi Bi Ladki Zyada Gussa Nahi Pasand Karti So Gussa Kam
Karo cool Raho vo Tumhe Pasand Karne Lagegi
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Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti,
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti,
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta,
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.
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Santa: Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Banta: Mandir.
Santa: Mandir kyu?
Banta: Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.
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Madam ladki se: Beta tense kitne type ke hote hai.
Ladki: 3 type ke past, present, future.
Madam: good ek example do.
Ladki: Kal aapke ladke ne mujhe dekha.
Aaj pasand kar liya or mujse pyar ho gaya.
Aur kal wo mujhe bhaga kar le jaiga.
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Fizao Ka Mausam Jaane Ke Baad Baharo Ka Mausam Aaya,
Gulab Se Gulab Ka Rang Tere Gaalon Par Aaya,
Tere Naino Ne Kaali Ghata Ka Jab Kajal Lagaya,
Jawani Jo Tum Par Aayi To Nasha Meri Aankhon Mein Aaya.
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Ladki ko manane ke tarike bahut hi easy hai lekin ladki ko patana ek difficult task hai. Unke sath hamesha unki hi bate kare iss tarha se app unse der tak baat kar sakte ho orh unhe acha lagega.
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Face it, men are visual creatures. Save them the trouble of imagining; instead, dress up to kill.
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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans: Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
But,
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane.
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Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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Chupa Loon Is Tarah Tujhe Apni Baahon Mein,
Ki Hawa Bhi Guzarne Ki Izazat Maange,
Ho Jaun Itna Madhosh Tere Ishq Mein,
Ki Hosh Bhi Aane Ki Izazat Manage.
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Pappu Nd Sardar Football Stadium Mein.
Pappu: Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kar Rahe Hai?
Santa: Goal Kar Rahe He.
Pappu: Lekin Paji, Ball To Pehle Se Hi Gol He,
Or Kitni Gol Karenge?
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Classmate patana ho to pahle dusre,
Din kisi ladki ki tarf mat dekho,
Bad me jise patana ho uski tarf,
Dekho aise dikhao k tum uske,
Siva kisi ladki ki tarf dekhte,
Hi nahi azmake dekho bat,
Ban jayegi.
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Breakup Ke Baad Ladke ne Ek Heart Touching Baat kahi.
Tu Mujhe Chhod ke CHALI gayi Iska Mujhe Dukh nahi hai.
Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri SETTING Bigaadi To Bahut Mar Khayegi Tu.
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In the blink of an eye, everything can change,
So forgive often and love with all your heart,
Take no one for granted for, you never know what may happen tomorrow.
Good Night!
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Santa Doctor Banta Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai.
Santa Doctor: Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi.
Banta: Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na?
Santa Doctor: Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe.
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Santa: Jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
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दूरियों की ना परवाह कीजिये,
दिल जब भी पुकारे बुला लीजिये,
कहीं दूर नहीं हैं हम आपसे,
बस अपनी पलकों को आँखों से मिला लीजिये|
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Pyas Dariya Ki Nigaho Se Chupa Rkhi H,
Ek Badal Se Badi Aas Laga Rkhi H,
Teri Ankho Ki Kasish Keise Tuje Samjhau,
In Chirago Ne Meri Nind Udaa Rakhi.
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Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.
Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya.
Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba Ramdev Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.
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Find Me! I start with 'P' and end with 'E', but I have thousands of letters. Who am I?
Answer: Post Office
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Chaar Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Chaar Kachari Pakke.
Pakki Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Kachchi Kachari Pakke.
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy was not fuzzy, was he?
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