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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Mein BMW Mili Hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare Pass To koi Car Nahi Hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Moti Wife
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असली टैलेंट तो मेडिकल स्टोर के उन 10 वीं पास लौंडों में होता है
जो बिना किसी दिक्कत के किसी भी डाक्टर की हैंड राइटिंग, बड़े आराम से
पढ़ लेते है
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Ek Admi Khade Khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha
Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau Kya
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Teacher: Kisi Aisi Jagha Ka Name Batao Jaha..
Bhut Sare Log Ho Phir Bhi Aap Akely Feel Karty Ho..
Student: Examination Hall
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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse.
After Much Thinking,
He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.
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Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya.
Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga
Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai.
Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai
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If Superheroes Were Indian.
Haan Bhai Helmet Kaha Hai Tera
Sir I'm Captain America
Saale Bahot Angrezi Jhaad Rha Hai, Kaat Chalan Iska
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Arz Hai Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing Them Is The Boys Duty
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Santa:1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue Ja Raha Tha
Aurat: Dekhta Kya H Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hu
Santa :To Mai Bi Apne Baap K Liye Hi Dhund Rha Hu.
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Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya..
To Kya.Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..
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Dil Me Humne Tumhaare Pyar Ki Dastaan Likhi Hain,
Naa Thodi Naa Tamaam Likhi Hain,
Kabhi Humaare Liye Bhi Dua Kar Liya Karo Sanam,
Humney Toh Har Ek Saans Tumhaare Naam Likhi Hain.
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Meri Khushi Tujh Se Hai,
Meri Khwahish Tujh Se Hai,
Mujh Jeene Ke Liye Kisi Or Ki Nhi Teri Jarort Hai
Kyoki Meri Jindgi Meri Saanse Tujh Se Hai.
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Santa:Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke,Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.
Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.
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Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar,
Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar,
Sochta Hoon Ke Tujhey Insan Kahoon Ya Bandar.
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Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Gaur Farmaiye. Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Ki Chinti Bhi Ab Kheech Le Jaati Hai Charpai Se.
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Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya?
Santa: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se
Mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
PAPPI TE LE LO,
PAPPI TE LE LO.
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Ek Bar 1 Aadmi Ne Rajnikant Ki Beti Ko Line Mardi
Rajnikant Ne Usuki Tang Hath Gardan Marod Di.
Aj wo Aadmi Baba Ram Dev Naam Se Jana Jata Hai
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Wo Dil Kya Kare Jo Milne Ki Dua Na Kare,
Tujko Bhool Kar Jiyun Khuda Na Kare,
Hogi Teri Yaari Meri Zindagi Bhar Ki Liya,
Yeh Baat Aur Hai Ke Zindagi Wafa Na Kare
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Jis Ladki Ko Aap Patana Chahte Ho,
Usse Jab Bhi Milo To Uski Family Ki Haal-Chaal Zaroor Pucho Isse Bhi Ladkiyan Bahut Impress Hoti Hain.
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Nigaahein Aapki Pehchaan Hain Humari,
Muskurahat Aapki Shaan Hai Humari,
Rakhna Hifajat Tum Apni,
Kyonki Saanse Aapki Jaan Hai Humari .
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Jab aap Sex start kare to us se pahle apni wife ko khoob josh me laaye der tak apni biwi se khele play kare.
Biwi k pistan ko choose and apne hand se biwi ki Yoni ko massage kare is doran apne mind and feelings ko full control me rakhe.
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Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain,
Jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya aur bola, Vidhwa Aurat.
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After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.
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Man: Santa where U born?
Santa: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
Whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
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Ek bar 1 ladki ne 1 ladke par susu kar di.
Ladka bola: O chanchal shokh hasina ye kasi nadani hai.
Ladki boli: Tum jise dekh ne ke sapne dekhte ho ye usi jhil ka pani hai.
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Boy: Main Aap ke pas so jau?
Nurse: So jaao.
Boy: Aapke pet me Ungli karu?
Nurse: Kar lo.
Thodi Der baad.
Nurse: Aah Aah Aai Aaaa, Ye Pet Nahi hai.
Boy: Ye Ungli Bhi Nahi Hai.
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Girl: Life is Great, Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu.
Boy: Pagli tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho jaayega.
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Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho,
Band car ko bhi hila deti hai.
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Badi muddat baad,
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh,
Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha.
Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai.
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When the world works right,
Good things happen to and for good people,
And you are definitely good people.
Happy Birthday.
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Pati bola: Good nite.
patni: aise kaise good nite.
Band karo light, hathyar karo tight,
Lelo nipple ka bite, karlo pussy se fight,
Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE.
Tab hogi good night.
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise kahoon aaj phir hosh nahin,
Is tarah dooba hoon teri mohabbat ki gahrai mein,
Hath mein jaam hai aur peena ka hosh nahin.
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